Vacation At Last

B-Negative: A pessimist's blood type - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

Valentine's Day is the poet's holiday. - Ted Kooser

When the problem is worry, the prescription is prayer. - David Jeremiah

Worry is today's mice nibbling on tomorrow's cheese. - Unknown

The secret of success is to make your vocation your vacation. - Mark Twain

Reality: The leading cause of stress among those in touch with it. - Lily Tomlin

Don't worry about your heart. It will last as long as you live. - WC Fields

Middle age is when, wherever you go on holiday, you pack a sweater. - Denis Norden

Most of the things you worry about won't even happen, so relax. - Unknown

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. - Oscar Wilde

A pessimist is a person who has had to listen to too many optimists. - Don Marquis

Pessimist: One who, when he has the choice of two evils, chooses both. - Oscar Wilde

Most of the stuff people worry about ain't never gonna happen anyway. - Unknown

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

There is no sadder sight than a young pessimist - except an old optimist. - Mark Twain

There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after vacation. - Unknown

Success is having to worry about every damn thing in the world, except money. - Johnny Cash

Worry does not empty tomorrow of its sorrows, it empties today of its strength. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The visionary leader is an optimist, for no pessimist ever made a great leader. - William W Francis

Pessimists are usually kind. The gay, bubbling over, have no time for the pitiful. - Sean O'Faolain

In hotel rooms I worry. I can't be the only guy who sits on the furniture naked. - Jonathan Katz

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

My pessimism extends to the point of even suspecting the sincerity of the pessimists. - Jean Rostand

I worry about scientists discovering someday that lettuce has been fattening all along. - Erma Bombeck

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

An optimist sees opportunity in every danger; the pessimist sees danger in every opportunity. - Winston Churchill

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. - Mae West

In the long run, the pessimist may be proved right, but the optimist has a better time on the trip. - Unknown

You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you could know how seldom they do. - Olin Miller

The pessimist complains about the wind. The optimist expects it to change. The leader adjusts the sail. - John C Maxwell

A man of character does not expect to be liked by everyone, nor does he worry about being liked by anyone. - Unknown

The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds, and the pessimist fears this is true. - James Branch Cabell

An optimist stays up until midnight to see the New Year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves. - Bill Vaughan

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

Retirement is like a long vacation in Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it to the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money. - Jonathan Clements

Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke

The great outdoors is a theme with me; a walking holiday in Scotland is perfect - Culloden and the forests of Aviemore are both favourites. - Erin O'Connor

To be a star, you must shine your own light, follow your path, and don't worry about the darkness, for that is when the stars shine brightest. - Joe-kster