Vacation At Last

Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

Worry is rust upon the blade. - Henry Ward Hughes

Worry gives a small thing a big shadow. - Swedish Proverb

The pessimist is half-licked before he starts. - Thomas A. Buckner

I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol. - Steven Wright

I've never seen a monument erected to a pessimist. - Paul Harvey

Sorrow looks back, Worry looks around, Faith looks up. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Of all the things to worry about; the Wookie has no pants. - Mark Hamill

Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world. - Lily Tomlin

The pessimist's epitaph: 'Just what I expected'. - Unknown

Don't use your energy to worry. Use your energy to believe. - Unknown

When the situation is hopeless, there's nothing to worry about. - Edward Abbey

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. - Oscar Wilde

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

Summer Camps: Those places where little boys go for mother's vacation. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

God will never give you anything you can't handle, so don't stress. - Kelly Clarkson

Success is having to worry about every damn thing in the world, except money. - Johnny Cash

The visionary leader is an optimist, for no pessimist ever made a great leader. - William W Francis

If you're doing your best, you won't have any time to worry about failure. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.

In hotel rooms I worry. I can't be the only guy who sits on the furniture naked. - Jonathan Katz

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

Do not anticipate trouble, or worry about what may never happen. Keep in the sunlight. - Benjamin Franklin

A pessimist is a man who thinks everybody is as nasty as himself, and hates them for it. - George Bernard Shaw

Don't worry about failures, worry about the chances you miss when you don't even try. - Jack Canfield

An optimist sees opportunity in every danger; the pessimist sees danger in every opportunity. - Winston Churchill

In times of great stress or adversity, plow your anger and your energy into something positive. - Lee Iacocca

We would worry less if we praised more. Thanksgiving is the enemy of discontent and dissatisfaction. - Harry Ironside

Pessimism becomes a self-fulfilling prophecy; it reproduces itself by crippling our willingness to act. - Howard Zinn

The man who is a pessimist before 48 knows too much; if he is an optimist after it, he knows too little. - Mark Twain

Seems like Americans just want it to be Halloween all year. The holiday just keeps getting more popular. - Amity Shlaes

Lord, if it's not your will, let it slip through my grasp. And give me the peace not to worry about it. - Tony A. Gaskins Jr.

There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them. - Robert Benchley

It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married. - Robert Frost

The pessimist complains about the wind. The optimist expects it to change. The leader (realist) adjusts the sails. - John C Maxwell

Don't worry about losing. If it is right, it happens - the main thing is not to hurry. Nothing good gets away. - John Steinbeck

Teach your daughter to worry less about fitting into the glass slippers and more about shattering the glass ceilings. - Unknown

Airport screeners are now scanning holiday fruitcakes. Not even the scanners can tell what those little red things are. - David Letterman

If only the people who worry about their liabilities would think about the riches they do possess, they would stop worrying. - Dale Carnegie

To be a star, you must shine your own light, follow your path, and don't worry about the darkness, for that is when the stars shine brightest. - Joe-kster

If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the loss of sleep. - Dale Carnegie