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Unwanted Christmas Gifts

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Unwanted Christmas Gifts thanks to Gary Wilkes

Unwanted Christmas Gifts thanks to Gary Wilkes

Unwanted Christmas Gifts thanks to Gary Wilkes

Unwanted Christmas Gifts thanks to Gary Wilkes

Unwanted Christmas Gifts thanks to Gary Wilkes

Unwanted Christmas Gifts thanks to Gary Wilkes

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Sales Talk: Trade wind - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The great gift of Easter is hope. - Basil C Hume

Fruitcake: The gift that keeps on giving - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Inequality of knowledge is the key to a sale. - Neil O Gustafson

There is no more expensive thing than a free gift. - Michel de Montaigne

Mankind's greatest gift is that we have free choice. - Elisabeth Kubler-Ross

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm. - Bruce Barton

Do not be afraid; our fate cannot be taken from us; it is a gift. - Dante Alighieri

I spent seven hours in a beauty shop... and that was for the estimate. - Phyllis Diller

Honesty is a very expensive gift. Don't expect it from cheap people. - Warren Buffett

Whoever said money can't buy happiness didn't know where to shop. - Gertrude Stein

God gave me a gift to do other things besides play the game of basketball. - LeBron James

The excellence of a gift lies in its appropriateness rather than in its value. - Charles Dudley Warner

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

The meaning of life is to find your gift. The purpose of life is to give it away. - Pablo Picasso

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

You don't choose your family. They are God's gift to you, as you are to them. - Desmond Tutu

God gave us the gift of lie; it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well. - Voltaire

Every sale has five basic obstacles: no need, no money, no hurry, no desire, no trust. - Zig Ziglar

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

God gave us the gift of life; it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well. - Voltaire

It is one thing to be gifted and quite another thing to be worthy of one's own gift. - Nadia Boulanger

It's one of the greatest gifts you can give yourself, to forgive. Forgive everybody. - Maya Angelou

You have a grand gift for silence, Watson. It makes you quite invaluable as a companion. - Arthur Conan Doyle

Your time is your life. That is why the greatest gift you can give someone is your time. - Rick Warren

I went to a garage sale. "How much for the garage?" "It's not for sale." - Steven Wright

Cease to inquire what the future has in store, and to take as a gift whatever the day brings forth. - Horace

Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said, "Cigarettes contain fat." - Dave Barry

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch

Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey

I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle

Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is God's Gift. That's why we call it the 'Present.' - Bill Keane

Remembering is a gift - a silent gift, because it roots us in reality while at the same time pointing us towards eternity. - Raphael Anzenberger

We are all born with a grab bag on gifts and gaps. Identify your true talents, then find out how to use them to make money. - Bill O'Reilly

Love is always bestowed as a gift - freely, willingly and without expectation. We don't love to be loved; we love to love. - Leo Buscaglia

I believe there's an Almighty, and I believe the Almighty's great gift to each man and woman in this world is the desire to be free. - George W Bush

New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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Giraffe Lunch

Bathroom Celebration

Tennis Ball Retriever

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Tonsil Ring

Brew Haul-her - 12 Brewskies At A Time

Anon-y-moose

Redneck Beer Opener

Greek Monk

Dates For Everyone

Max Occupancy Rounded to 100

Group Photo

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Harley Load

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Who Needs Physics?

Benched Puppies

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Shot Glasses

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