Unwanted Christmas Gifts

Life itself is a gift. - Daphne R Kingma

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These are cathedrals of shopping. - Emile Zola

The great gift of Easter is hope. - Basil C Hume

What is bought is cheaper than a gift. - Portuguese Proverb

Gladly accept the gifts of the present hour. - Horace

Every problem has a gift for you in its hands. - Richard Bach

A shop should be like a song of which you never tire. - Harry Gordon Selfridge

Some of God's greatest gifts are unanswered prayers. - Garth Brooks

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm. - Bruce Barton

Traditional methods of sales prospecting are grossly inefficient. - Jill Konrath

I spent seven hours in a beauty shop... and that was for the estimate. - Phyllis Diller

Those gifts are ever the most acceptable which the giver has made precious. - Ovid

Laughter is really a gift. It's the most vulnerable state you can be in. - David Dobkin

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

Today we celebrate the gift of victory over every fall we have ever experienced. - Jeffrey R Holland

I'm so ugly I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get. - Rodney Dangerfield

Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson

God gave us the gift of lie; it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well. - Voltaire

God gave us the gift of life; it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well. - Voltaire

It is one thing to be gifted and quite another thing to be worthy of one's own gift. - Nadia Boulanger

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants. - John Andrew Holmes

Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said, "Cigarettes contain fat." - Dave Barry

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

Too often, sales reps simply regurgitate their presentations and expect to land the sale. It doesn't work. - Harvey Mackay

Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey

We are each given a limitless capacity to love and attain wisdom. The extent we use these gifts is our choice. - Anthony Douglas

Hope is the companion of power, and mother of success; for who so hopes strongly has within him the gift of miracles. - Samuel Smiles

Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is God's Gift. That's why we call it the 'Present.' - Bill Keane

The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other. - Johnny Carson

People shop and learn in a whole new way compared to just a few years ago, so marketers need to adapt or risk extinction. - Brian Halligan

The circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant. It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are. - Mewtwo

Remembering is a gift - a silent gift, because it roots us in reality while at the same time pointing us towards eternity. - Raphael Anzenberger

Did you read about Starbucks? No more "Merry Christmas" at Starbucks. No more. Maybe we should boycott Starbucks. - Donald Trump

To be happy, you must fancy that everything you have is a gift, and you the chosen, though you worked your tail off for every bit of it. - Robert Brault

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity. - Eleanor Roosevelt

A gift is pure when it is given from the heart to the right person at the right time and at the right place, and when we expect nothing in return. - Vyasa