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Unwanted Christmas Gifts

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Unwanted Christmas Gifts thanks to Gary Wilkes

Unwanted Christmas Gifts thanks to Gary Wilkes

Unwanted Christmas Gifts thanks to Gary Wilkes

Unwanted Christmas Gifts thanks to Gary Wilkes

Unwanted Christmas Gifts thanks to Gary Wilkes

Unwanted Christmas Gifts thanks to Gary Wilkes

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Shopping is my cardio. - Carrie Bradshaw

Sales Talk: Trade wind - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Window Shopping: Eye browsing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Every good and perfect gift comes from above. - Bible

Inequality of knowledge is the key to a sale. - Neil O Gustafson

There is no more expensive thing than a free gift. - Michel de Montaigne

There would be no Christmas if there was no Easter. - Gordon B. Hinckley

A man without a smiling face should not open a shop. - Chinese Proverb

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker

Some of God's greatest gifts are unanswered prayers. - Garth Brooks

Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm. - Bruce Barton

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

I'm tired of people not treating me like the gift that I am. - Paula Abdul

A gift diamond shines so much better than one you buy for yourself. - Mae West

I spent seven hours in a beauty shop... and that was for the estimate. - Phyllis Diller

The greatest gift you can give another is the purity of your attention. - Richard Moss

God gave me a gift to do other things besides play the game of basketball. - LeBron James

Those gifts are ever the most acceptable which the giver has made precious. - Ovid

The excellence of a gift lies in its appropriateness rather than in its value. - Charles Dudley Warner

Someone told me that each equation I included in the book would halve the sales. - Stephen Hawking

Today we celebrate the gift of victory over every fall we have ever experienced. - Jeffrey R Holland

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

If 'ifs and buts' were 'candy and nuts', we'd have Christmas every day. - Unknown

The purpose of life is to discover your gifts, and the meaning of life is to give them away. - Martin Seligman

One of the most important gifts we have in television - the ability to heal through laughter. - Soleil M Frye

Cease to inquire what the future has in store, and to take as a gift whatever the day brings forth. - Horace

Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift of God, which is why we call it the present. - Bil Keane

I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle

Technology is a queer thing. It brings you great gifts with one hand, and it stabs you in the back with the other. - Carrie Snow

A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. - Garrison Keillor

Hope is the companion of power, and mother of success; for who so hopes strongly has within him the gift of miracles. - Samuel Smiles

Men in general judge more from appearances than from reality. All men have eyes, but few have the gift of penetration. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Did you read about Starbucks? No more "Merry Christmas" at Starbucks. No more. Maybe we should boycott Starbucks. - Donald Trump

To be happy, you must fancy that everything you have is a gift, and you the chosen, though you worked your tail off for every bit of it. - Robert Brault

I hate smart sales clerks. I said to one, "What do you have in lingerie?" She says, "More than you'll ever have!" - Phyllis Diller

New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity. - Eleanor Roosevelt

If someone offers you a gift, and you decline to accept it, the other person still owns that gift. The same is true of insults and verbal attacks. - Steve Pavlina


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