Unwanted Christmas Gifts

Life itself is a gift. - Daphne R Kingma

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Eyebrows: What I do when I go shopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Conceit is God's gift to little men. - Bruce Barton

Forgiveness is a gift you give yourself. - Suzanne Somers

A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown

Every problem has a gift for you in its hands. - Richard Bach

There would be no Christmas if there was no Easter. - Gordon B. Hinckley

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker

I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning. - Dan Aykroyd

The gods bestowed on him the gift of perpetual old age. - Oscar Wilde

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People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris

Praise is the only gift for which people are really grateful. - Marguerite

Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue. - Virginia Woolf

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

I'm tired of people not treating me like the gift that I am. - Paula Abdul

God gave me a gift to do other things besides play the game of basketball. - LeBron James

Give whatever you are doing and whoever you are with the gift of your attention. - Jim Rohn

Today we celebrate the gift of victory over every fall we have ever experienced. - Jeffrey R Holland

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

I'm so ugly I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get. - Rodney Dangerfield

God gave us the gift of lie; it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well. - Voltaire

True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker

One of the most important gifts we have in television - the ability to heal through laughter. - Soleil M Frye

Restitution: The founding or endowing of universities and public libraries by gift or bequest. - Ambrose Bierce

Most religious people accept medicine as a gift from God and reap the benefits of both realms. - Caroline Fraser

When asked what gift he wanted for his birthday, the yogi replied: I wish no gifts, only presence. - Unknown

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

Too often, sales reps simply regurgitate their presentations and expect to land the sale. It doesn't work. - Harvey Mackay

We are each given a limitless capacity to love and attain wisdom. The extent we use these gifts is our choice. - Anthony Douglas

I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle

Forgiveness is a gift to yourself - have the compassion to forgive others, and the courage to forgive yourself. - Mary Anne Radmacher

Forgiveness does not exonerate the perpetrator. Forgiveness liberates the victim. It's a gift you give yourself. - T D Jakes

Men in general judge more from appearances than from reality. All men have eyes, but few have the gift of penetration. - Niccolo Machiavelli

The circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant. It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are. - Mewtwo

Remembering is a gift - a silent gift, because it roots us in reality while at the same time pointing us towards eternity. - Raphael Anzenberger

I believe there's an Almighty, and I believe the Almighty's great gift to each man and woman in this world is the desire to be free. - George W Bush

Every essential oil has a healing purpose. I think it's a great gift because it's something that elevates your mood and your health. - Yolanda Hadid

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