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Unwanted Christmas Gifts

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Unwanted Christmas Gifts thanks to Gary Wilkes

Unwanted Christmas Gifts thanks to Gary Wilkes

Unwanted Christmas Gifts thanks to Gary Wilkes

Unwanted Christmas Gifts thanks to Gary Wilkes

Unwanted Christmas Gifts thanks to Gary Wilkes

Unwanted Christmas Gifts thanks to Gary Wilkes

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Life itself is a gift. - Daphne R Kingma

Sales Talk: Trade wind - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

These are cathedrals of shopping. - Emile Zola

The great gift of Easter is hope. - Basil C Hume

What is bought is cheaper than a gift. - Portuguese Proverb

Gladly accept the gifts of the present hour. - Horace

Every problem has a gift for you in its hands. - Richard Bach

A shop should be like a song of which you never tire. - Harry Gordon Selfridge

Some of God's greatest gifts are unanswered prayers. - Garth Brooks

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm. - Bruce Barton

Traditional methods of sales prospecting are grossly inefficient. - Jill Konrath

I spent seven hours in a beauty shop... and that was for the estimate. - Phyllis Diller

Those gifts are ever the most acceptable which the giver has made precious. - Ovid

Laughter is really a gift. It's the most vulnerable state you can be in. - David Dobkin

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

Today we celebrate the gift of victory over every fall we have ever experienced. - Jeffrey R Holland

I'm so ugly I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get. - Rodney Dangerfield

Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson

God gave us the gift of lie; it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well. - Voltaire

God gave us the gift of life; it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well. - Voltaire

It is one thing to be gifted and quite another thing to be worthy of one's own gift. - Nadia Boulanger

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants. - John Andrew Holmes

Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said, "Cigarettes contain fat." - Dave Barry

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

Too often, sales reps simply regurgitate their presentations and expect to land the sale. It doesn't work. - Harvey Mackay

Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey

We are each given a limitless capacity to love and attain wisdom. The extent we use these gifts is our choice. - Anthony Douglas

Hope is the companion of power, and mother of success; for who so hopes strongly has within him the gift of miracles. - Samuel Smiles

Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is God's Gift. That's why we call it the 'Present.' - Bill Keane

The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other. - Johnny Carson

People shop and learn in a whole new way compared to just a few years ago, so marketers need to adapt or risk extinction. - Brian Halligan

The circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant. It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are. - Mewtwo

Remembering is a gift - a silent gift, because it roots us in reality while at the same time pointing us towards eternity. - Raphael Anzenberger

Did you read about Starbucks? No more "Merry Christmas" at Starbucks. No more. Maybe we should boycott Starbucks. - Donald Trump

To be happy, you must fancy that everything you have is a gift, and you the chosen, though you worked your tail off for every bit of it. - Robert Brault

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity. - Eleanor Roosevelt

A gift is pure when it is given from the heart to the right person at the right time and at the right place, and when we expect nothing in return. - Vyasa


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