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Unwanted Christmas Gifts

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Unwanted Christmas Gifts thanks to Gary Wilkes

Unwanted Christmas Gifts thanks to Gary Wilkes

Unwanted Christmas Gifts thanks to Gary Wilkes

Unwanted Christmas Gifts thanks to Gary Wilkes

Unwanted Christmas Gifts thanks to Gary Wilkes

Unwanted Christmas Gifts thanks to Gary Wilkes

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Life itself is a gift. - Daphne R Kingma

Shopping is my cardio. - Carrie Bradshaw

What is bought is cheaper than a gift. - Portuguese Proverb

Forgiveness is a gift you give yourself. - Suzanne Somers

Gladly accept the gifts of the present hour. - Horace

Every good and perfect gift comes from above. - Bible

Inequality of knowledge is the key to a sale. - Neil O Gustafson

Every problem has a gift for you in its hands. - Richard Bach

There is no more expensive thing than a free gift. - Michel de Montaigne

Leanardo De Cappuccino: Founder, coffee shop chain - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Praise is the only gift for which people are really grateful. - Marguerite

Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue. - Virginia Woolf

Traditional methods of sales prospecting are grossly inefficient. - Jill Konrath

I spent seven hours in a beauty shop... and that was for the estimate. - Phyllis Diller

The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work. - Emile Zola

Someone told me that each equation I included in the book would halve the sales. - Stephen Hawking

I'm so ugly I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get. - Rodney Dangerfield

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

My legs are so sore from the gym that I almost couldn't walk to the donut shop. - Bill Murray

Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

Your time is your life. That is why the greatest gift you can give someone is your time. - Rick Warren

If 'ifs and buts' were 'candy and nuts', we'd have Christmas every day. - Unknown

Restitution: The founding or endowing of universities and public libraries by gift or bequest. - Ambrose Bierce

I went to a garage sale. "How much for the garage?" "It's not for sale." - Steven Wright

I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright

Cease to inquire what the future has in store, and to take as a gift whatever the day brings forth. - Horace

To me, job titles don't matter. Everyone is in sales. It's the only way we stay in business. - Harvey Mackay

I remember when the candle shop burned won. Everyone stood around singing "Happy Birthday." - Steven Wright

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift of God, which is why we call it the present. - Bil Keane

I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle

Forgiveness is a gift to yourself - have the compassion to forgive others, and the courage to forgive yourself. - Mary Anne Radmacher

A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. - Garrison Keillor

Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is God's Gift. That's why we call it the 'Present.' - Bill Keane

The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other. - Johnny Carson

The circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant. It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are. - Mewtwo

Remembering is a gift - a silent gift, because it roots us in reality while at the same time pointing us towards eternity. - Raphael Anzenberger

Did you read about Starbucks? No more "Merry Christmas" at Starbucks. No more. Maybe we should boycott Starbucks. - Donald Trump

I hate smart sales clerks. I said to one, "What do you have in lingerie?" She says, "More than you'll ever have!" - Phyllis Diller

Every essential oil has a healing purpose. I think it's a great gift because it's something that elevates your mood and your health. - Yolanda Hadid


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