Unwanted Christmas Gifts

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The great gift of Easter is hope. - Basil C Hume

Fruitcake: The gift that keeps on giving - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Inequality of knowledge is the key to a sale. - Neil O Gustafson

There is no more expensive thing than a free gift. - Michel de Montaigne

Mankind's greatest gift is that we have free choice. - Elisabeth Kubler-Ross

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm. - Bruce Barton

Do not be afraid; our fate cannot be taken from us; it is a gift. - Dante Alighieri

I spent seven hours in a beauty shop... and that was for the estimate. - Phyllis Diller

Honesty is a very expensive gift. Don't expect it from cheap people. - Warren Buffett

Whoever said money can't buy happiness didn't know where to shop. - Gertrude Stein

God gave me a gift to do other things besides play the game of basketball. - LeBron James

The excellence of a gift lies in its appropriateness rather than in its value. - Charles Dudley Warner

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

The meaning of life is to find your gift. The purpose of life is to give it away. - Pablo Picasso

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

You don't choose your family. They are God's gift to you, as you are to them. - Desmond Tutu

God gave us the gift of lie; it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well. - Voltaire

Every sale has five basic obstacles: no need, no money, no hurry, no desire, no trust. - Zig Ziglar

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

God gave us the gift of life; it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well. - Voltaire

It is one thing to be gifted and quite another thing to be worthy of one's own gift. - Nadia Boulanger

It's one of the greatest gifts you can give yourself, to forgive. Forgive everybody. - Maya Angelou

You have a grand gift for silence, Watson. It makes you quite invaluable as a companion. - Arthur Conan Doyle

Your time is your life. That is why the greatest gift you can give someone is your time. - Rick Warren

I went to a garage sale. "How much for the garage?" "It's not for sale." - Steven Wright

Cease to inquire what the future has in store, and to take as a gift whatever the day brings forth. - Horace

Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said, "Cigarettes contain fat." - Dave Barry

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch

Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey

I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle

Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is God's Gift. That's why we call it the 'Present.' - Bill Keane

Remembering is a gift - a silent gift, because it roots us in reality while at the same time pointing us towards eternity. - Raphael Anzenberger

We are all born with a grab bag on gifts and gaps. Identify your true talents, then find out how to use them to make money. - Bill O'Reilly

Love is always bestowed as a gift - freely, willingly and without expectation. We don't love to be loved; we love to love. - Leo Buscaglia

I believe there's an Almighty, and I believe the Almighty's great gift to each man and woman in this world is the desire to be free. - George W Bush

New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com