Unwanted Christmas Gifts
Time for re-gifting?
QuotaBillsLife itself is a gift. - Daphne R Kingma
Window Shopping: Eye browsing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Eyebrows: What I do when I go shopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Conceit is God's gift to little men. - Bruce Barton
Forgiveness is a gift you give yourself. - Suzanne Somers
A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown
Every problem has a gift for you in its hands. - Richard Bach
There would be no Christmas if there was no Easter. - Gordon B. Hinckley
I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker
I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning. - Dan Aykroyd
The gods bestowed on him the gift of perpetual old age. - Oscar Wilde
Pre-Law: The major of a person who will end up in sales - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris
Praise is the only gift for which people are really grateful. - Marguerite
Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue. - Virginia Woolf
For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk
I'm tired of people not treating me like the gift that I am. - Paula Abdul
God gave me a gift to do other things besides play the game of basketball. - LeBron James
Give whatever you are doing and whoever you are with the gift of your attention. - Jim Rohn
Today we celebrate the gift of victory over every fall we have ever experienced. - Jeffrey R Holland
Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson
I'm so ugly I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get. - Rodney Dangerfield
God gave us the gift of lie; it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well. - Voltaire
True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker
One of the most important gifts we have in television - the ability to heal through laughter. - Soleil M Frye
Restitution: The founding or endowing of universities and public libraries by gift or bequest. - Ambrose Bierce
Most religious people accept medicine as a gift from God and reap the benefits of both realms. - Caroline Fraser
When asked what gift he wanted for his birthday, the yogi replied: I wish no gifts, only presence. - Unknown
The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull
Too often, sales reps simply regurgitate their presentations and expect to land the sale. It doesn't work. - Harvey Mackay
We are each given a limitless capacity to love and attain wisdom. The extent we use these gifts is our choice. - Anthony Douglas
I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put
the batteries. - Milton Berle
Forgiveness is a gift to yourself - have the compassion to forgive others, and the courage to forgive yourself. - Mary Anne Radmacher
Forgiveness does not exonerate the perpetrator. Forgiveness liberates the victim. It's a gift you give yourself. - T D Jakes
Men in general judge more from appearances than from reality. All men have eyes, but few have the gift of penetration. - Niccolo Machiavelli
The circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant. It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are. - Mewtwo
Remembering is a gift - a silent gift, because it roots us in reality while at the same time pointing us towards eternity. - Raphael Anzenberger
I believe there's an Almighty, and I believe the Almighty's great gift to each man and woman in this world is the desire to be free. - George W Bush
Every essential oil has a healing purpose. I think it's a great gift because it's something that elevates your mood and your health. - Yolanda Hadid
New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com