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Tower Power thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Tower Power thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Tower Power thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Tower Power thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Climb every Mountie. - Dick Vosburgh

Engineering with fabric. - Jean Muir

When you reach the top, keep climbing. - Zen Aphorism

The engineering is secondary to the vision. - Cynthia Ozick

Architecture begins where engineering ends. - Walter Gropius

My alone time is for everyone's safety. - Unknown

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

The writer is the engineer of the human soul. - Joseph Stalin

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

Face your fears or they will climb over your back. - Frank Herbert

Death and taxes are unsolved engineering problems. - Romana Machado

To climb steep hills requires a slow pace at first. - William Shakespeare

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety. - Aeschylus

Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

Leaders don't set out to climb the ladder. They rise by lifting others up. - Jo Miller

Having hope will give you courage. You will be protected and will rest in safety. - Bible

After climbing a great hill, one only finds that there are many more hills to climb. - Nelson Mandela

Scientists discover the world that exists; engineers create the world that never was. - Theodore von Karman

The most important pieces of equipment you need for doing yoga are your body and your mind. - Rodney Yee

It isn't the mountains ahead to climb that wear you out; it's the pebble in your shoe. - Muhammad Ali

In any given moment we have two options: to step forward into growth or step back into safety. - Abraham Maslow

One has to look out for engineers - they begin with sewing machines and end up with the atomic bomb. - Marcel Pagnol

When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they're finished, I climb out. - Erma Bombeck

You can't fall if you don't climb. But there's no joy in living your whole life on the ground. - Unknown

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

The Swedish engineer who invented the zip fastener made a greater intellectual leap than many scientists do in a lifetime. - Martin Rees

NASA scientists have been studying giraffe skin so they can apply what they learn from it to the construction of spacesuits. - Joanna Lumley

To describe my mother would be to write about a hurricane in its perfect power. Or the climbing, falling colors of a rainbow. - Maya Angelou

The evolution of playground equipment has been to this ever safer, less challenging, less interesting assemblies of equipment. - Gever Tulley

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton

Management is efficiency in climbing the ladder of success; leadership determines whether the ladder is leaning against the right wall. - Stephen Covey

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein

When a train goes through a tunnel and it gets dark, you don't throw away the ticket and jump off. You sit still and trust the engineer. - Corrie Ten Boom

When a poet digs himself into a hole, he doesn't climb out. He digs deeper, enjoys the scenery, and comes out the other side enlightened. - Criss Jami

Whenever you are embarrassed, just remember that in 1999 NASA destroyed a $655 Million project because the engineers mistook kilograms and pounds. - Unknown

When a man's suit fits, when the construction is beautiful, when the sewing and fabrics are there - in the end, you'll look the best in it. - John Varvatos


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