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Tower Power thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Tower Power thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Tower Power thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Tower Power thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Climb every Mountie. - Dick Vosburgh

Engineering with fabric. - Jean Muir

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

When you reach the top, keep climbing. - Zen Aphorism

Architecture begins where engineering ends. - Walter Gropius

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

The writer is the engineer of the human soul. - Joseph Stalin

The road to success is always under construction. - Lily Tomlin

Face your fears or they will climb over your back. - Frank Herbert

Death and taxes are unsolved engineering problems. - Romana Machado

To climb steep hills requires a slow pace at first. - William Shakespeare

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

Climb mountains not so the world can see you, but so you can see the world. - Unknown

You will see that it is easier to go down the social ladder than to climb it. - Albert Camus

After climbing a great hill, one only finds that there are many more hills to climb. - Nelson Mandela

Scientists discover the world that exists; engineers create the world that never was. - Theodore von Karman

Genetic Engineering: A recent attempt to formalize what farmers have been doing all along. - Unknown

The most important pieces of equipment you need for doing yoga are your body and your mind. - Rodney Yee

One has to look out for engineers - they begin with sewing machines and end up with the atomic bomb. - Marcel Pagnol

The only equipment lack in the modern hospital? Somebody to meet you at the entrance with a handshake! - Martin H. Fischer

There are only 3 true sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting and auto racing. All the rest are games. - Ernest Hemingway

You can't fall if you don't climb. But there's no joy in living your whole life on the ground. - Unknown

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. - John Muir

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

The Swedish engineer who invented the zip fastener made a greater intellectual leap than many scientists do in a lifetime. - Martin Rees

To describe my mother would be to write about a hurricane in its perfect power. Or the climbing, falling colors of a rainbow. - Maya Angelou

The evolution of playground equipment has been to this ever safer, less challenging, less interesting assemblies of equipment. - Gever Tulley

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid. - Albert Einstein

When a train goes through a tunnel and it gets dark, you don't throw away the ticket and jump off. You sit still and trust the engineer. - Corrie Ten Boom

When a poet digs himself into a hole, he doesn't climb out. He digs deeper, enjoys the scenery, and comes out the other side enlightened. - Criss Jami

They submitted bills, and we paid them. Then we checked the engineering reports and found out that we had paid them far more than we owed them. - Donald Trump

To the optimist, the glass is half-full. To the pessimist, the glass is half-empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be. - Unknown

Whenever you are embarrassed, just remember that in 1999 NASA destroyed a $655 Million project because the engineers mistook kilograms and pounds. - Unknown

When a man's suit fits, when the construction is beautiful, when the sewing and fabrics are there - in the end, you'll look the best in it. - John Varvatos


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