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The only risk of failure is promotion. - Scott Adams

WYMI - the all-philosophy radio station. - Mike Dugan

Panic is not an effective long-term organizing strategy. - Starhawk

Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell and advertise. - Ted Turner

The company without a strategy is willing to try anything. - Michael Porter

He's got some grand strategy that he can't revulge. - Archie Bunker

It's not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on. - Marilyn Monroe

The most dangerous strategy is to jump a chasm in two leaps. - Benjamin Disraeli

Marketing and innovation are the two chief functions of business. - Peter F Drucker

Increasingly, the mass marketing is turning into a mass of niches. - Chris Anderson

In good times, people want to advertise; in bad times, they have to. - Bruce Barton

Advertising has annihilated the power of the most powerful adjectives. - Paul Valery

I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and radio. - Rodney Dangerfield

You may not be interested in strategy, but strategy is interested in you. - Leon Trotsky

However beautiful the strategy, you should occasionally look at the results. - Winston Churchill

Strategy 101 is all about choices: you can't be all things to all people. - Michael Porter

Marketing is trying to figure out what people want so you can give it to them. - Shelly Lazarus

There is no such thing as a bad client, but there such a thing as bad advertising. - Jerry D Femina

The result of bad communication is a disconnection between strategy and execution. - Chuck Martin

One third of the people in the United States promote while the other two thirds provide. - Will Rogers

For those of you watching who do not have television sets, live commentary is on Radio 2. - David Coleman

Good marketing makes the company look smart. Great marketing makes the customer feel smart. - Joe Chernov

Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted; the trouble is, I don't know which half. - John Wannamaker

Put your energy into making things that are likeable, not some douchey social media strategy. - Matthew Inman

Networking is marketing. Marketing yourself, marketing your uniqueness, marketing what you stand for. - Christine Comaford-Lynch

Advertising promotes the divine discontent which makes people strive to improve their economic status. - Ralph Butler

My advice to myself and to everyone else, particularly young people, is to turn on, tune in and drop out. - Timothy Leary

It no longer makes economic sense to send an advertising message to the many in hopes of persuading the few. - M. Lawrence Light

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock

Word-of-mouth marketing has always been important. Today, it's more important than ever because of the Internet. - Newt Barrett

If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of the television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners. - Johnny Carson

In today's information age of Marketing and Web 2.0, a company's website is the key to their entire business. - Marcus Sheridan

I used to advertise my loyalty and I don't believe there is a single person I loved that I didn't eventually betray. - Albert Camus

Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok

Advertising is a valuable economic factor because it is the cheapest way of selling goods, particularly if the goods are worthless. - Sinclair Lewis

I love to think of nature as an unlimited broadcasting station, through which God speaks to us every hour, if we will only tune in. - George Washington Carver

Search, a marketing method that didn't exist a decade ago, provides the most efficient and inexpensive way for businesses to find leads. - John Battelle

Good content should be at the heart of your strategy, but it is equally important to keep the display context of that content in mind as well. - Tim Frick

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't need to advertise it. - Will Rogers

Advertising moves the goods - if it's good advertising. Bad advertising doesn't move the goods because it doesn't move the buyers. - Unknown


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