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The work praises the man. - Irish Proverb

Many hands make light work. - English Proverb

Work to ride and ride to work. - Unknown

Luck is when hard work meets opportunity. - David Foster

The engineering is secondary to the vision. - Cynthia Ozick

Spring work is going on with joyful enthusiasm. - John Muir

Problems are only opportunities in work clothes. - Henry J Kaiser

Ingenuity, plus courage, plus work, equals miracles. - Bob Richards

Work spares us from three evils: boredom, vice, and need. - Voltaire

With his work, as with a glove, a man feels the universe. - Tomas Transtromer

Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell and advertise. - Ted Turner

A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament. - Oscar Wilde

I'm from durable stock. I'm made to work. I'm Irish. - Mary McCormack

Liberty don't work as good in practice as it does in speeches. - Will Rogers

My wife and I are getting remarried. Our divorce didn't work out. - Rodney Dangerfield

It is impossible to enjoy idling unless there is plenty of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

Do something. If it doesn't work, do something else. No idea is too crazy. - Jim Hightower

The way to make a film is to begin with an earthquake and work up to a climax. - Cecil B. DeMille

Committee work is like a soft chair - easy to get into but hard to get out of. - Kenneth J Shively

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. - Oscar Wilde

If I have one advantage, it's that I will try to work harder than the next guy. - Jay Leno

In America, we like everyone to know about the good work we're doing anonymously. - Jay Leno

Work hard. Rock hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Grow big. Wear glasses if you need 'em. - Webb Wilder

I don't work out. If God wanted us to bend over, he'd put diamonds on the floor. - Joan Rivers

I always try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always find me and brings me back. - Joe-kster

The richest people in the world look for and build networks. Everyone else looks for work. - Robert Kiyosaki

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

The romantic idealism of my youth has been replaced with realism and hard work at what I love. - Monique Roffey

Transparency, honesty, kindness, good stewardship, even humor, work in businesses at all times. - John Gerzema

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

As skateboarding evolved, it evolved away from competition. Having a best-trick contest doesn't work. - Rob Dyrdek

Talent is cheaper than table salt. What separates the talented individual from the successful one is a lot of hard work. - Stephen King

If you get up in the morning and you say, 'I got to go to work. How can I get out of this?' you're not happy. - Red Auerbach

The more is given the less the people will work for themselves, and the less they work the more their poverty will increase. - Leo Tolstoy

Here's good advice for practice: go into partnership with nature; she does more than half the work and asks none of the fee. - Martin H. Fischer

Suspense is very important. Even though this is humor and they're short stories, that theory of building suspense is still there. - Sergio Aragones

Peace is a daily, a weekly, a monthly process, gradually changing opinions, slowly eroding old barriers, quietly building new structures. - John F Kennedy

There are two ways you can get through pain. You can let it destroy you, or you can use it as fuel to drive you: to dream bigger, to work harder. - Taylor Swift

If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology. - Unknown


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