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Many hands make light work. - English Proverb

How much does your building weigh? - R Buckminster Fuller

I eat less, stretch, and work out. - Ted Danson

The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott

Always be the person you would want to work for. - Liz Brenner

Work hard in silence. Let success make the noise. - Unknown

Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness. - Sigmund Freud

Hard work is exhilarating; worrying hard is a killer. - Joe Segal

When the devil finds a lazy woman, he puts her to work. - Russian Proverb

It is only when I am doing my work that I am truly alive. - Federico Fellini

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde

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I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have. - Thomas Jefferson

I know love at first sight can work. It happened to my parents. - George Clooney

A lot of people quit looking for work as soon as they find a job. - Zig Ziglar

I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. - Jerome K. Jerome

We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid. - Benjamin Franklin

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

Do something. If it doesn't work, do something else. No idea is too crazy. - Jim Hightower

Never be ashamed of the work you have done, only the work you haven't done. - Unknown

Housework is work directly opposed to the possibility of human self-actualization. - Ann Oakley

Scientists discover the world that exists; engineers create the world that never was. - Theodore von Karman

The world is full of willing people, some willing to work, the rest willing to let them. - Robert Frost

Thinking is the hardest work there is, which is probably the reason why so few engage in it. - Henry Ford

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

The surest way to establish your credit is to work yourself into the position of not needing any. - Maurice Switzer

You know you're getting old when everything hurts. And what doesn't hurt doesn't work. - Hy Gardner

If A is success in life, then A = X + Y + Z. Work is X, play is Y, and Z is keeping your mouth shut. - Albert Einstein

He inherited some good instincts from his Quaker forebears but by diligent hard work, he overcame them. - James Reston

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve immortality through not dying. - Woody Allen

When I was young, I observed that nine out of ten things I did were failures. So I did ten times more work. - George Bernard Shaw

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

If you get up in the morning and you say, 'I got to go to work. How can I get out of this?' you're not happy. - Red Auerbach

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

The three great essentials to achieve anything worthwhile are first, hard work; second, stick-to-itiveness; and third, common sense. - Thomas Edison

If you have a success you have it for the wrong reasons. If you become popular it is always because of the worst aspects of your work. - Ernest Hemingway

Success depends in a very large measure upon individual initiative and exertion, and cannot be achieved except by a dint of hard work. - Anna Pavlova

If you're interested in 'balancing' work and pleasure, stop trying to balance them. Instead make your work more pleasurable. - Donald Trump

A sense of duty is useful in work but offensive in personal relations. People wish to be liked, not to be endured with patient resignation. - Bertrand Russell


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