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Engineering with fabric. - Jean Muir

Many hands make light work. - English Proverb

Work to ride and ride to work. - Unknown

What isn't tried won't work. - Claude McDonald

Work is a necessary evil to be avoided. - Mark Twain

Work is less boring than amusing oneself. - Charles Baudelaire

Spring work is going on with joyful enthusiasm. - John Muir

Ingenuity, plus courage, plus work, equals miracles. - Bob Richards

As a cure for worrying, work is better than whiskey. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job. - Steven Wright

Great work is done by people who are not afraid to be great. - Fernando Flores

If Plan A didn't work, the alphabet has 25 more letters! - Unknown

Work keeps at bay three great evils: boredom, vice and need. - Voltaire

Exhibit pride in your work and humility in your accomplishments. - Unknown

A lot of people quit looking for work as soon as they find a job. - Zig Ziglar

A dentist at work in his vocation always looks down in the mouth. - George D. Prentice

Work before pleasure - for there is no real pleasure without work. - Unknown

It is impossible to enjoy idling unless there is plenty of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

I love to just work with new people in general. It's always really fun. - Emma Roberts

The way to make a film is to begin with an earthquake and work up to a climax. - Cecil B. DeMille

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

A professional is one who does his best work when he feels the least like working. - Frank Lloyd Wright

If a man smiles all the time he's probably selling something that doesn't work. - George Carlin

The highest reward for your work is not what you get for it, but what you become by it. - John C Maxwell

Work for the Lord. The pay isn't much, but the retirement plan is out of this world. - Unknown

A work is perfectly finished only when nothing can be added to it and nothing taken away. - Joseph Joubert

They shared the chores of living as some couples do - she did most of the work and he appreciated it. - Paula Gosling

He inherited some good instincts from his Quaker forebears but by diligent hard work, he overcame them. - James Reston

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. - Frederic Amiel

NASA scientists have been studying giraffe skin so they can apply what they learn from it to the construction of spacesuits. - Joanna Lumley

The more is given the less the people will work for themselves, and the less they work the more their poverty will increase. - Leo Tolstoy

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

Suspense is very important. Even though this is humor and they're short stories, that theory of building suspense is still there. - Sergio Aragones

If you're interested in 'balancing' work and pleasure, stop trying to balance them. Instead make your work more pleasurable. - Donald Trump

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene

A man who cannot work without his hypodermic needle is a poor doctor. The amount of narcotic you use is inversely proportional to your skill. - Martin H. Fischer

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla

It is easy - terribly easy - to shake a man's faith in himself. To take advantage of that, to break a man's spirit, is devil's work. - George Bernard Shaw

Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan


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