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Work hard, nap hard. - Demi Lovato

Many hands make light work. - English Proverb

I eat less, stretch, and work out. - Ted Danson

What isn't tried won't work. - Claude McDonald

Dreams don't work unless you do. - John C Maxwell

So much work, so few women to do it. - Unknown

Without hard work, nothing grows but weeds. - Gordon Hinckley

The writer is the engineer of the human soul. - Joseph Stalin

The harder you work, the harder it is to lose. - Unknown

Resolve to work all of the time that you are at work. - Peter Legge

Work spares us from three evils: boredom, vice, and need. - Voltaire

With his work, as with a glove, a man feels the universe. - Tomas Transtromer

I'm not a social drinker, it's mostly work related. - Unknown

If Plan A didn't work, the alphabet has 25 more letters! - Claire Cook

Cessation of work is not accompanied by cessation of expenses. - Cato the Elder

Your most important work is always ahead of you, never behind you. - Stephen Covey

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

The best preparation for good work tomorrow is to do good work today. - Elbert Hubbard

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up. - Ogden Nash

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. - Oscar Wilde

No one has the right to sit down and feel hopeless. There's too much work to do. - Dorothy Day

I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it. - Thomas Jefferson

The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work. - Robert Frost

To turn $100 into $110 is work. To turn $100 million into $110 million is inevitable. - Edgar Bronfman

All of us are guinea pigs in the laboratory of God. Humanity is just a work in progress. - Tennessee Williams

I drink maple syrup. Then I'm hyper so I just run around like crazy and work it all off. - Rachel McAdams

Do your work with your whole heart, and you will succeed - there's so little competition. - Elbert Hubbard

You know you're getting old when everything hurts. And what doesn't hurt doesn't work. - Hy Gardner

The best work that anybody ever writes is the work that is on the verge of embarrassing him, always. - Arthur Miller

By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day. - Robert Frost

There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. - Gen. Colin L. Powell

He inherited some good instincts from his Quaker forebears but by diligent hard work, he overcame them. - James Reston

Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work in hand. The Sun's rays do not burn until brought to a focus. - Alexander Graham Bell

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

What's a good investment? Go home from work early and spend the afternoon throwing a ball around with your son. - Ben Stein

God is in the resume-building business. He is always using past experiences to prepare us for future opportunities. - Mark Batterson

The key to happiness and youth is an unencumbered spirit – whether it comes naturally or whether you have to work hard for it. - Emme Woodhull-Bache

They submitted bills, and we paid them. Then we checked the engineering reports and found out that we had paid them far more than we owed them. - Donald Trump

That's the standard technique of privatization: defund, make sure things don't work, people get angry, you hand it over to private capital. - Noam Chomsky

When I walk down the street in New York, the building constructor, the guy pounding cement and what not, will yell, "Hey, you hockey puck!" - Don Rickles


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