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The work praises the man. - Irish Proverb

Many hands make light work. - English Proverb

The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

I never work. Work does age you so. - Quentin Crisp

The engineering is secondary to the vision. - Cynthia Ozick

My grandmother made dying her life's work. - Hugh Leonard

Problems are only opportunities in work clothes. - Henry J Kaiser

Be true to your work, your word, and your friend. - Henry David Thoreau

Death and taxes are unsolved engineering problems. - Romana Machado

It's a poor rule that won't work both ways. - Frederick Douglass

If God can work through me, he can work through anyone. - Saint Francis of Assisi

The best preparation for good work tomorrow is to do good work today. - Elbert Hubbard

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. - Mark Twain

The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work. - Emile Zola

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. - Oscar Wilde

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

Blessed is he who has found his life's work; let him ask no other blessedness. - Thomas Carlyle

Housework is work directly opposed to the possibility of human self-actualization. - Ann Oakley

I believe in moderation. I work on genealogy only on days that end in 'y'. - Richard Thiesen

Work and play are words used to describe the same thing under differing conditions. - Mark Twain

If all the year were playing holidays,
To sport would be as tedious as to work. - William Shakespeare

If you love your job and the people you are working with, you never have to go to work. - Chris Johnson

The highest reward for your work is not what you get for it, but what you become by it. - John C Maxwell

I never looked at hockey as work. Now that I'd finished playing, I had to go to work. - Bobby Orr

Be steady and well-ordered in your life so that you can be fierce and original in your work. - Gustave Flaubert

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

Copy nature and you infringe on the work of our Lord. Interpret nature and you are an artist. - Jacques Lipchitz

Perseverance is the hard work you do after you get tired of doing the hard work you already did. - Newt Gingrich

The surest way to establish your credit is to work yourself into the position of not needing any. - Maurice Switzer

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

He inherited some good instincts from his Quaker forebears but by diligent hard work, he overcame them. - James Reston

The worst disease which can afflict executives in their work is not, as popularly supposed, alcoholism; it's egotism. - Robert Frost

Mr. Gorbachev has apparently stumbled onto one of the best-kept secrets in recent Soviet history: Communism doesn't work. - Frank Zappa

I know the answer! The answer lies within the heart of all mankind - the answer is twelve. I think I'm in the wrong building. - Charles Schulz

If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers! - Homer Simpson

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

If you have a success you have it for the wrong reasons. If you become popular it is always because of the worst aspects of your work. - Ernest Hemingway

I would be most content if my children grew up to be the kind of people who think decorating consists mostly of building enough bookshelves. - Anna Quindlen

A man who cannot work without his hypodermic needle is a poor doctor. The amount of narcotic you use is inversely proportional to your skill. - Martin H. Fischer


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