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What a piece of work is man! - William Shakespeare

It's puzzling work, talking is. - George Eliot

The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott

All happiness depends on courage and work. - Honore de Balzac

The engineering is secondary to the vision. - Cynthia Ozick

Always be the person you would want to work for. - Liz Brenner

The harder you work, the harder it is to surrender. - Vince Lombardi

I do not like work, even when somebody else is doing it. - Mark Twain

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

Inspiration usually comes during work, rather than before it. - Madeleine L'Engle

Love and work are to people, what water and sunshine are to plants. - Jonathan Haidt

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

Never be ashamed of the work you have done, only the work you haven't done. - Unknown

Thunder is good, thunder is impressive, but it is lightning that does the work. - Mark Twain

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

Scientists discover the world that exists; engineers create the world that never was. - Theodore von Karman

Anyone who works is a fool. I don't work - I merely inflict myself on the public. - Robert Morley

When the best leader's work is done the people say, 'We did it ourselves.' - Lao Tzu

I drink maple syrup. Then I'm hyper so I just run around like crazy and work it all off. - Rachel McAdams

There's nothing you've ever been successful at that you didn't work on every day. - Will Smith

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

Striving for success without hard work is like trying to harvest where you haven't planted. - David Bly

Perseverance is the hard work you do after you get tired of doing the hard work you already did. - Newt Gingrich

Work while you have the light. You are responsible for the talent that has been entrusted to you. - Henri F Amiel

Our environment, the world in which we live and work, is a mirror of our attitudes and expectations. - Earl Nightingale

He inherited some good instincts from his Quaker forebears but by diligent hard work, he overcame them. - James Reston

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

When I was young, I observed that nine out of ten things I did were failures. So I did ten times more work. - George Bernard Shaw

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

I will only hire someone to work directly for me if I would work for that person. It's a pretty good test. - Mark Zuckerberg

Love is hard work. It is the hardest work I know of, work from which you are never entitled to take a vacation. - Ravi Zacharias

I don't think much of a dance step where the girl looks like she was being carried out of a burning building. - Kin Hubbard

Company cultures are like country cultures. Never try to change one. Try, instead, to work with what you've got. - Peter F Drucker

Tennis was never work for me, tennis was fun. And the tougher the battle and the longer the match, the more fun I had. - Jimmy Connors

The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not. - Thomas Jefferson

And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose. - Romans 8:28

As an experienced artist, I carry my work like a secret pregnancy. I am always aware of inner life and the need to protect it. - Julia Cameron

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

People ask about art and commercialism. I think that if someone tries to sell their work at a high price, that is the wrong way of doing it. - Yayoi Kusama

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf


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