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Work hard, nap hard. - Demi Lovato

Work hard, play hard, change the world. - Amazon.com Motto

The harder you work, the luckier you get. - Gary Player

You are not your resume, you are your work. - Seth Godin

Death and taxes are unsolved engineering problems. - Romana Machado

Without great solitude no serious work is possible. - Pablo Picasso

When the devil finds a lazy woman, he puts her to work. - Russian Proverb

A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament. - Oscar Wilde

What the world really needs is more love and less paper work. - Pearl Bailey

Egg: 1. A day's work for a hen; 2. A bird's hometown. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Ideas are funny little things. They won't work unless you do. - Unknown

We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid. - Benjamin Franklin

In an urban environment, a church building is a thing of the past. - Mark Batterson

Work with the raw material you have - namely you - and never let up. - Helen G Brown

There is no prejudice that the work of art does not finally overcome. - Andre Gide

Middle age is when work is a lot less fun, and fun is a lot more work. - Milton Berle

There is no place where success comes before work, except in the dictionary. - Donald Kimball

Computers are heaven-sent when they work and hell-spawn when they don't. - Dani Harper

When you work with somebody, either the puzzle piece fits, or it doesn't. - Gary Goetzman

Work as if you were to live a hundred years. Pray as if you were to die tomorrow. - Benjamin Franklin

Seek the lofty by reading, hearing and seeing great work at some moment every day. - Thornton Wilder

A professional is someone who does his best work when he doesn't feel like it. - Alistair Cooke

I measure my own success as a leader by how well the people who work for me succeed. - Maria Shi

The productivity of work is not the responsibility of the worker but of the manager. - Peter F Drucker

Scientists discover the world that exists; engineers create the world that never was. - Theodore von Karman

I'm no miracle worker. I'm just a guy who rolls up his sleeve and goes to work. - Don Shula

Be regular and orderly in your life, so that you may be violent and original in your work. - Gustave Flaubert

Making better choices takes work. There is a daily give and take, but it is worth the effort. - Tom Rath

Success is the result of perfection, hard work, learning from failure, loyalty, and persistence. - Colin Powell

My cell phone is acting up - I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work. - Unknown

Can we be casual in the work of God—casual when the house is on fire, and people in danger of being burned? - Duncan Campbell

I will only hire someone to work directly for me if I would work for that person. It's a pretty good test. - Mark Zuckerberg

Nighttime is really the best time to work. All the ideas are there to be yours because everyone else is asleep. - Catherine O'Hara

The companies that work are the ones that people really care about and have a vision for the world, so do something you like. - Mark Zuckerberg

Three rules of work: Out of clutter, find simplicity. From discord, find harmony. In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity. - Albert Einstein

I think Mr. Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I'm around. - Homer Simpson

Integrate what you believe in every single area of your life. Take your heart to work and ask the most and best of everybody else too. - Meryl Streep

A sense of duty is useful in work but offensive in personal relations. People wish to be liked, not to be endured with patient resignation. - Bertrand Russell

To the optimist, the glass is half-full. To the pessimist, the glass is half-empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be. - Unknown

Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan


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