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Tartan Treasures

If it's Nae Scottish... i's Crr~ap!

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Where Highland Dancers do it for reel

Tartan Treasures thanks to joe-kster

on the east side of the Cabot Trail, Cape Breton, Nova Scotia, Canada

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Life is brief, art is long. - Hippocrates

Surfing is attitude dancing. - Gerry Lopez

Art is the most beautiful of lies. - Claude Debussy

I view art as an inspirational tool. - Thomas Kincade

One does not marry art. One ravishes it. - Edgar Degas

The art of love is largely the art of persistence. - Albert Ellis

Love the art in yourself, not yourself in the art. - Constantin Stanislavski

The art of being a slave is to rule one's master. - Diogenes

Interpretation is the revenge of the intellect upon art. - Susan Sontag

Value Investing: The art of buying low and selling lower - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Controversy is part of the nature of art and creativity. - Yoko Ono

Advertising is the greatest art form of the twentieth century. - Marshall McLuhan

Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between. - David Letterman

The history of Scotland is one of theology tempered by homicide. - Ivor Brown

Who would dare assign to art the sterile function of imitating nature? - Charles Baudelaire

Truth is the property of no individual, but is the treasure of all men. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The art of leadership is saying no, not yes. It is very easy to say yes. - Tony Blair

The art of life is to know how to enjoy a little and to endure very much. - William Hazlitt

Life is the art of drawing sufficient conclusions from insufficient premises. - Samuel Butler

Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

When other little girls wanted to be ballet dancers, I kind of wanted to be a vampire. - Angelina Jolie

The art of progress is to preserve order amid change and to preserve change amid order. - Alfred N Whitehead

Life is short, art long, opportunity fleeting, experience treacherous, judgment difficult. - Hypocrites

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

Writing is very much a playground - an artistic playground. It's the most fun thing I do. - Shania Twain

Art is the right hand of nature. The latter has only given us being, the former has made us men. - Friedrich Schiller

It's not your painting anymore. It stopped being your painting the moment that you finished it. - Jeff Melvoin

Visual storytelling of one kind or another has been around since cavemen were drawing on the walls. - Frank Darabont

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum

Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. - Ben Hecht

If being an egomaniac means I believe in what I do and in my art or music, then in that respect you can call me that. - John Lennon

To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. - Frederic Amiel

Look inside. That way lies dancing to the melodies spun out by your own heart. This is a symphony. All the rest are jingles. - Anna Quindlen

Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. - William James

For me, the drive is storytelling. To be a part of an art that tells a story and to be a catalyst, a color in that, is very exciting. - Alden Ehrenreich

Art begins with resistance - at the point where resistance is overcome. No human masterpiece has ever been created without great labor. - Andre Gide

The physician should look upon the patient as a besieged city and try to rescue him with every means that art and science place at his command. - Alexander of Tralles

If it's flipping hamburgers at McDonald's, be the best hamburger flipper in the world. Whatever it is you do you have to master your craft. - Snoop Dogg


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