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Wander often
Wonder always - Unknown

The only journey is the one within. - Rainer Maria Rilke

The journey not the arrival matters. - T S Eliot

There is only one journey: going inside yourself. - Rainer M Rilke

A journey is a person in itself, no two are alike. - John Steinbeck

I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering. - Steven Wright

He who does not travel does not know the value of men. - Moorish Proverb

The only impossible journey is the one you never begin. - Tony Robbins

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. - Steven Wright

If a man's wit be wandering, let him study the mathematics. - Francis Bacon

A good traveler has no fixed plans and is not intent upon arriving. - Lao-tzu

The world is a book and those who do not travel read only one page. - St. Augustine

There are no foreign lands. It is the traveler only who is foreign. - Robert Louis Stevenson

To travel is to discover that everyone is wrong about other countries. - Aldous Huxley

All journeys have secret destinations of which the traveler is unaware. - Martin Buber

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it. - John Steinbeck

Our deeds still travel with us from afar, and what we have been makes us what we are. - George Eliot

Writing and travel broaden your ass if not your mind and I like to write standing up. - Ernest Hemingway

I like the map feature on the iPhone that tells me where I am, because I travel a lot. - Gary Shteyngart

It is good to have an end to journey toward; but it is the journey that matters, in the end. - Ursula K. LeGuin

Hope is like the sun, which, as we journey toward it, casts the shadow of our burden behind us. - Samuel Smiles

Like all great travelers, I have seen more than I remember, and remember more than I have seen. - Benjamin Disraeli

Artists are blessed to travel all over the world. They see the trends before they even come out. - Tina Knowles

People travel to faraway places to watch, in fascination, the kind of people they ignore at home. - Dagobert D. Runes

Press forward. Do not stop, do not linger in your journey, but strive for the mark set before you. - George Whitefield

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train. - Oscar Wilde

He who would arrive at the appointed end must follow a single road and not wander through many ways. - Seneca

If all difficulties were known at the onset of a long journey, most of us would never start out at all. - Dan Rather

A path full of potholes must be traveled slowly, but there's no reason you can't finish the journey. - Faydra D. Fields

Better to be on a seemingly endless journey seeking truth, than to be comfortable and stagnant with deception. - Starr De Luna

I travel without barely any luggage. Just a second set of underwear and binoculars and a map and a toothbrush. - Werner Herzog

For my part, I travel not to go anywhere, but to go. I travel for travel's sake. The great affair is to move. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Travel is more than the seeing of sights; it is a change that goes on, deep and permanent, in the ideas of living. - Miriam Beard

Fishing Trip: Journey undertaken by one or more anglers to a place where no one can remember when it has rained so much - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Success is a journey not a destination. The doing is usually more important than the outcome. Not everyone can be Number 1. - Arthur Ashe

We don't receive wisdom; we must discover it for ourselves after a journey that no one else can take for us or spare us. - Marcel Proust

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

When you travel, remember that a foreign country is not designed to make you comfortable. It is designed to make its own people comfortable. - Clifton Fadiman

I soon realized that no journey carries one far unless, as it extends into the world around us, it goes an equal distance into the world within. - Lillian Smith


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