Joe-ks.com
#1 humor site on the 'net
Tailgate Coyote
Hold on, doggie!
A lady was telling her neighbor that she saw a man driving a pick-up truck down the interstate, and a dog was hanging onto the tail gate for dear life! She said if the pick-up truck driver hadn't been going so fast in the other direction, she would have tried to stop him. A few weeks later, her neighbour saw this truck at the Bass Pro Shop in Daphne, Alabama. The pick-up truck driver is Mike Guillotte - a local taxidermist with a great sense of humour! PS: It's not a dog - it's a coyote.
Scenery is fine but human nature is finer. - John Keats
Costumes and scenery alone will not attract audiences. - Anna Held
I can see myself before myself - a being through dark scenery. - Dejan Stojanovic
Mountains are the beginning and the end of all natural scenery. - John Ruskin
Drive slow and enjoy the scenery. Drive fast and join the scenery. - Douglas Horton
When you're on a merry-go-round, you miss a lot of the scenery. - Neil Diamond
If anybody starts using me as scenery, I'll return to New York. - Grace Kelly
A real New Yorker likes the sound of a garbage truck in the morning. - R.L. Stine
If an Englishman gets run down by a truck he apologizes to the truck. - Jackie Mason
LAN: To borrow as in, 'Hey Delbert! LAN me yore truck.'” - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
An optimist is someone who gets treed by a lion but enjoys the scenery. - Walter Winchell
A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery while on a detour. - Unknown
Window: 1. A looking-out glass; 2. Place in the truck to hang your guns. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
You ain't going nowhere, son. You ought to go back to driving a truck. - Jim Denny
I see religion more as a truck stop on your way to figuring out who you are. - Brad Pitt
In our progress towards the goal, we ever see more and more enchanting scenery. - Mahatma Gandhi
Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard
When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley
Who has not sat before his own heart's curtain? It lifts: and the scenery is falling apart. - Rainer M. Rilke
Growing up, I'd just be at home, playing tennis, spending my allowance on an ice-cream truck. - Venus Williams
The really happy person is the one who can enjoy the scenery, even when they have to take a detour. - James H. Jeans
Everything's challenging for me, singing-wise. I'm like an old truck with one gear left on it. - Michael McDonald
I just want to make pictures that are entertaining. I'll leave the scenery chewing to someone else. - Alan Ladd
Unlucky: Crossing the street to avoid walking under a ladder and getting hit by a truck full of horseshoes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen
Truck Driver: 1. A man who has the opportunity to run into so many nice people; 2. A guy who goes the route. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The key to a better life isn't always a change of scenery. Sometimes it simply requires opening your eyes. - Richelle E. Goodrich
New Zealand was one of the most beautiful countries to drive through for the scenery and the vast scale of the place. - Louise Nurding
She ran after the garbage truck yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?"
The driver said, "No, jump in!" - Red Skelton
Jawjuh: (Southern) A highly flammable state just north of Florida. Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck." - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I felt my lungs inflate with the onrush of scenery - air, mountains, trees, people. I thought, 'This is what it is to be happy.' - Sylvia Plath
When a poet digs himself into a hole, he doesn't climb out. He digs deeper, enjoys the scenery, and comes out the other side enlightened. - Criss Jami
Costumes and scenery alone will not attract audiences. - Anna Held
I can see myself before myself - a being through dark scenery. - Dejan Stojanovic
Mountains are the beginning and the end of all natural scenery. - John Ruskin
Drive slow and enjoy the scenery. Drive fast and join the scenery. - Douglas Horton
When you're on a merry-go-round, you miss a lot of the scenery. - Neil Diamond
If anybody starts using me as scenery, I'll return to New York. - Grace Kelly
A real New Yorker likes the sound of a garbage truck in the morning. - R.L. Stine
If an Englishman gets run down by a truck he apologizes to the truck. - Jackie Mason
LAN: To borrow as in, 'Hey Delbert! LAN me yore truck.'” - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
An optimist is someone who gets treed by a lion but enjoys the scenery. - Walter Winchell
A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery while on a detour. - Unknown
Window: 1. A looking-out glass; 2. Place in the truck to hang your guns. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
You ain't going nowhere, son. You ought to go back to driving a truck. - Jim Denny
I see religion more as a truck stop on your way to figuring out who you are. - Brad Pitt
In our progress towards the goal, we ever see more and more enchanting scenery. - Mahatma Gandhi
Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard
When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley
Who has not sat before his own heart's curtain? It lifts: and the scenery is falling apart. - Rainer M. Rilke
Growing up, I'd just be at home, playing tennis, spending my allowance on an ice-cream truck. - Venus Williams
The really happy person is the one who can enjoy the scenery, even when they have to take a detour. - James H. Jeans
Everything's challenging for me, singing-wise. I'm like an old truck with one gear left on it. - Michael McDonald
I just want to make pictures that are entertaining. I'll leave the scenery chewing to someone else. - Alan Ladd
Unlucky: Crossing the street to avoid walking under a ladder and getting hit by a truck full of horseshoes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen
Truck Driver: 1. A man who has the opportunity to run into so many nice people; 2. A guy who goes the route. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The key to a better life isn't always a change of scenery. Sometimes it simply requires opening your eyes. - Richelle E. Goodrich
New Zealand was one of the most beautiful countries to drive through for the scenery and the vast scale of the place. - Louise Nurding
She ran after the garbage truck yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?"
The driver said, "No, jump in!" - Red Skelton
Jawjuh: (Southern) A highly flammable state just north of Florida. Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck." - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I felt my lungs inflate with the onrush of scenery - air, mountains, trees, people. I thought, 'This is what it is to be happy.' - Sylvia Plath
When a poet digs himself into a hole, he doesn't climb out. He digs deeper, enjoys the scenery, and comes out the other side enlightened. - Criss Jami
Ancient Politician
My Toaster Is Broken
Shining Stars
Tunnel Face
The Bugs Are Bad This Year
Dog Spa
Ostrich Imprint
Local Crabs
World's First Hard Hat
Bird Melons
Bag Hang-Up
LippoPotumus
Haircut For Staff Meetings
Wolf Mode
Undertaker Bike
Throwaway Sport Paper
Pacman Skeleton
Vatican City's New Breakfast Special
Flying Cathedral Excuse
Day At The Beach
John The Baptist Souvenirs
Amish Prom Limo
Wishy-Washy Church
'Cover Girl' Magazine