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Tailgate Coyote

Hold on, doggie!

Tailgate Coyote thanks to Wayne Nowazek

A lady was telling her neighbor that she saw a man driving a pick-up truck down the interstate, and a dog was hanging onto the tail gate for dear life! She said if the pick-up truck driver hadn't been going so fast in the other direction, she would have tried to stop him. A few weeks later, her neighbour saw this truck at the Bass Pro Shop in Daphne, Alabama. The pick-up truck driver is Mike Guillotte - a local taxidermist with a great sense of humour!    PS: It's not a dog - it's a coyote.

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Scenery is fine but human nature is finer. - John Keats

Costumes and scenery alone will not attract audiences. - Anna Held

I can see myself before myself - a being through dark scenery. - Dejan Stojanovic

Mountains are the beginning and the end of all natural scenery. - John Ruskin

Drive slow and enjoy the scenery. Drive fast and join the scenery. - Douglas Horton

When you're on a merry-go-round, you miss a lot of the scenery. - Neil Diamond

If anybody starts using me as scenery, I'll return to New York. - Grace Kelly

A real New Yorker likes the sound of a garbage truck in the morning. - R.L. Stine

If an Englishman gets run down by a truck he apologizes to the truck. - Jackie Mason

An optimist is someone who gets treed by a lion but enjoys the scenery. - Walter Winchell

A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery while on a detour. - Unknown

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In our progress towards the goal, we ever see more and more enchanting scenery. - Mahatma Gandhi

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley

Who has not sat before his own heart's curtain? It lifts: and the scenery is falling apart. - Rainer M. Rilke

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I felt my lungs inflate with the onrush of scenery - air, mountains, trees, people. I thought, 'This is what it is to be happy.' - Sylvia Plath

When a poet digs himself into a hole, he doesn't climb out. He digs deeper, enjoys the scenery, and comes out the other side enlightened. - Criss Jami


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