Tailgate Coyote
Hold on, doggie!
A lady was telling her neighbor that she saw a man driving a pick-up truck down the interstate, and a dog was hanging onto the tail gate for dear life! She said if the pick-up truck driver hadn't been going so fast in the other direction, she would have tried to stop him. A few weeks later, her neighbour saw this truck at the Bass Pro Shop in Daphne, Alabama. The pick-up truck driver is Mike Guillotte - a local taxidermist with a great sense of humour! PS: It's not a dog - it's a coyote.
QuotaBillsScenery is fine but human nature is finer. - John Keats
Costumes and scenery alone will not attract audiences. - Anna Held
I can see myself before myself - a being through dark scenery. - Dejan Stojanovic
Mountains are the beginning and the end of all natural scenery. - John Ruskin
Drive slow and enjoy the scenery. Drive fast and join the scenery. - Douglas Horton
When you're on a merry-go-round, you miss a lot of the scenery. - Neil Diamond
If anybody starts using me as scenery, I'll return to New York. - Grace Kelly
A real New Yorker likes the sound of a garbage truck in the morning. - R.L. Stine
If an Englishman gets run down by a truck he apologizes to the truck. - Jackie Mason
LAN: To borrow as in, 'Hey Delbert! LAN me yore truck.'” - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
An optimist is someone who gets treed by a lion but enjoys the scenery. - Walter Winchell
A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery while on a detour. - Unknown
Window: 1. A looking-out glass; 2. Place in the truck to hang your guns. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
You ain't going nowhere, son. You ought to go back to driving a truck. - Jim Denny
I see religion more as a truck stop on your way to figuring out who you are. - Brad Pitt
In our progress towards the goal, we ever see more and more enchanting scenery. - Mahatma Gandhi
Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard
When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley
Who has not sat before his own heart's curtain? It lifts: and the scenery is falling apart. - Rainer M. Rilke
Growing up, I'd just be at home, playing tennis, spending my allowance on an ice-cream truck. - Venus Williams
The really happy person is the one who can enjoy the scenery, even when they have to take a detour. - James H. Jeans
Everything's challenging for me, singing-wise. I'm like an old truck with one gear left on it. - Michael McDonald
I just want to make pictures that are entertaining. I'll leave the scenery chewing to someone else. - Alan Ladd
Unlucky: Crossing the street to avoid walking under a ladder and getting hit by a truck full of horseshoes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen
Truck Driver: 1. A man who has the opportunity to run into so many nice people; 2. A guy who goes the route. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The key to a better life isn't always a change of scenery. Sometimes it simply requires opening your eyes. - Richelle E. Goodrich
New Zealand was one of the most beautiful countries to drive through for the scenery and the vast scale of the place. - Louise Nurding
She ran after the garbage truck yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?"
The driver said, "No, jump in!" - Red Skelton
Jawjuh: (Southern) A highly flammable state just north of Florida. Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck." - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I felt my lungs inflate with the onrush of scenery - air, mountains, trees, people. I thought, 'This is what it is to be happy.' - Sylvia Plath
When a poet digs himself into a hole, he doesn't climb out. He digs deeper, enjoys the scenery, and comes out the other side enlightened. - Criss Jami