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No doctor is better than three. - German Proverb

A young doctor means a new graveyard. - German Proverb

Astrology is a disease, not a science. - Maimonides

The way a doctor writes out a subscription. - Archie Bunker

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

Disease is the retribution of outraged nature. - Hosea Ballou

When you treat a disease, first treat the mind. - Chen Jen

Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease. - Bill Maher

I'm just one stomach flu away from my goal weight. - The Devil Wears Prada

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho Marx

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Ireland is a fruitful mother of genius, but a barren nurse. - Unknown

Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong. - Unknown

A smart mother makes often a better diagnosis than a poor doctor. - August Bier

My doctor said I look like a million dollars - green and wrinkled. - Red Skelton

Lawsuit: a machine you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage. - Ambrose Bierce

Symptoms, then are in reality nothing but the cry from suffering organs. - Jean-Martin Charcot

My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. - Rodney Dangerfield

No disease that can be treated by diet should be treated by any other means. - Maimonides

Antitoxidote cruisin' through my system looking for some disease to attack. - Archie Bunker

Oh, when I was a kid, I was ugly. When I was born, the doctor smacked my mother. - Rodney Dangerfield

An ugly woman is a disease of the stomach; a handsome woman a disease of the head. - Italian Proverb

People pay the doctor for his trouble; for his kindness they still remain in his debt. - Seneca

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. - Henny Youngman

Disease is war with the laws of our being, and all war, as a great general has said, is hell. - Lewis G. Janes

I don't want a flu jab. I like getting flu. It gives me something else to complain about. - David Letterman

My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people. - Orson Welles

If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I wouldn't brood, I'd just type a little faster. - Isaac Asimov

Asthma is a disease that has practically the same symptoms as passion except that with asthma it lasts longer. - Unknown

One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important. - Bertrand Russell

The pig is not just pork chops and bacon and ham to us. The pig is a co-laborer in this great land-healing ministry. - Joel Salatin

The best doctor in the world is a veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter - he's got to know. - Will Rogers

It is astonishing with how little reading a doctor can practice medicine, but is not astonishing how badly he may do it. - William Osler

The worst disease which can afflict executives in their work is not, as popularly supposed, alcoholism; it's egotism. - Robert Frost

I've got a great doctor. He gave a guy six months to live. They couldn't pay his bill so he gave him another six months. - Henny Youngman

Menopause is thicker than water. When we talk and laugh about it, we learn and relax. It's a life transition, not a disease. - Unknown

When I was born the doctor came out to the waiting room and told my father, "We did everything we could... but he pulled through." - Rodney Dangerfield

Hastiness and superficiality are the psychic diseases of the 20th century, and more than anywhere else this disease is reflected in the press. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn


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