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Love is a grave mental disease. - Plato

Time is generally the best doctor. - Ovid

Society is a hospital of incurables. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Nurses are the hospitality of the hospital. - Carrie Latet

If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled? - George Carlin

Disease is the retribution of outraged nature. - Hosea Ballou

Psychoanalysis is the disease it claims to cure. - Karl Kraus

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho Marx

There is no physician who can cure the disease of love. - African Proverb

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky

The patient is not likely to recover who makes the doctor his heir. - Thomas Fuller

Education is the process of casting false pearls before real swine. - Irwin Edman

Symptoms, then are in reality nothing but the cry from suffering organs. - Jean-Martin Charcot

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

Never attempt to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and annoys the pig. - Robert A. Heinlein

A hospital should also have a recovery room adjoining the cashier's office. - Francis O'Walsh

Oh, when I was a kid, I was ugly. When I was born, the doctor smacked my mother. - Rodney Dangerfield

The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

First the Doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me. - Steve Martin

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course. - Groucho Marx

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

You might be a nurse if you firmly believe that "too stupid to live" should be a diagnosis. - Unknown

My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more. - Walter Matthau

The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. - Mark Twain

If he don't go calling the cops “pigs” or one of those other epilets, he'll be all right. - Archie Bunker

Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary to human life. - Unknown

One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important. - Bertrand Russell

I know runners who have suffered a tick bite and ended up with Lyme disease. I'll take an angry moose any day. - Don Kardong

The doctor may also learn more about the illness from the way the patient tells the story than from the story itself. - James B. Herrick

It is reasonable to expect the doctor to recognize that science may not have all the answers to problems of health and healing. - Norman Cousins

Let no one suppose that the words doctor and patient can disguise from the parties the fact that they are employer and employee. - George Bernard Shaw

Menopause is thicker than water. When we talk and laugh about it, we learn and relax. It's a life transition, not a disease. - Unknown

When I was born the doctor came out to the waiting room and told my father, "We did everything we could... but he pulled through." - Rodney Dangerfield

A man who cannot work without his hypodermic needle is a poor doctor. The amount of narcotic you use is inversely proportional to your skill. - Martin H. Fischer


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