Swine Flu Novel
Charlotte's got a new web
"Why did you do all this for me?" he asked.
"I don't deserve it. I've never done anything for you."
"You have been my friend," replied Charlotte.
"That in itself is a tremendous thing." - E.B. White, Charlotte's Web
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QuotaBillsIn a pig's dye - Archie Bunker
Hogwash: Pig's laundry. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Love is a grave mental disease. - Plato
One doctor makes work for another. - English Proverb
Diabetes is a lousy, lousy disease. - Elaine Stritch
That'll do, pig, that'll do. - Babe
Astrology is a disease, not a science. - Maimonides
For a desperate disease, a desperate cure. - Latin Proverb
Nurses are the hospitality of the hospital. - Carrie Latet
Disease is the retribution of outraged nature. - Hosea Ballou
When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty. - Unknown
When you treat a disease, first treat the mind. - Chen Jen
The doctor is to be feared more than the disease. - French Proverb
Chirpes: A canarial disease from kissing a canary. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Surgeon: The person who was a cut-up at medical school - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Whether a person is a male or female, a nurse is a nurse. - Gary Veale
Chiropractor: A Doctor who works his fingers to the bone - yours - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Lawsuit: a machine you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage. - Ambrose Bierce
The best way to reduce the cost of medical care is to reduce the illness. - Arlen Specter
Pigs had just officially sprouted wings and were flying alongside airplanes. - Jennifer L Armentrout
Never attempt to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and annoys the pig. - Robert A. Heinlein
Oh, when I was a kid, I was ugly. When I was born, the doctor smacked my mother. - Rodney Dangerfield
The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift
There are three rules for writing a novel. Unfortunately, no one knows what they are. - W Somerset Maugham
I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill
Equine Influenza: A viral respiratory disease which causes flu-like symptoms in horses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Don't ever wrestle with a pig. You'll both get dirty, but the pig will enjoy it. - Cale Yarborough
Disease is war with the laws of our being, and all war, as a great general has said, is hell. - Lewis G. Janes
Constant attention by a good nurse may be just as important as a major operation by a surgeon. - Dag Hammarskjold
As it takes two to make a quarrel, so it takes two to make a disease, the microbe and its host. - Charles V. Chapin
The only equipment lack in the modern hospital? Somebody to meet you at the entrance with a handshake! - Martin H. Fischer
Viewed from the summit of reason, all life looks like a malignant disease and the world like a madhouse. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor. - Abe Lemons
Even if the doctor does not give you a year ... make one brave push and see what can be accomplished in a week. - Robert Louis Stevenson
I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray
I challenge you to make your life the masterpiece you want to paint, the novel you want to read, the day you want to wake to. - Toni Sorenson
Only one rule in medical ethics need concern you: that action on your part which best conserves the interest of your patient. - Martin H. Fischer
The difference between involvement and commitment is like an eggs and ham breakfast: the chicken was involved, the pig was committed. - Unknown
My Doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. I drink too much. Way too much. My doctor drew blood. He ran a tab. - Rodney Dangerfield
Nurse: 1. A woman whose business is to make sickness a pleasure; 2. A young women who holds your wrist and then expects your pulse to be normal.
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