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My soul is in the sky. - William Shakespeare

Manners are love in a cool climate. - Quentin Crisp

You bring your own weather to the picnic. - Harlan Coben

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. - Steve Martin

A gentleman never strikes a lady with his hat on. - Fred Allen

The way is not in the sky. The way is in the heart. - Buddha

Following the light of the sun, we left the Old World. - Christopher Columbus

Baby I paint the sky blue
My greatest creation was you. - Jay-Z

Life is a pure flame, and we live by an invisible sun within us. - Sir Thomas Brown

It is best to read the weather forecasts before we pray for rain. - Mark Twain

In Texas it's always hot, dry, sunny, not a cloud in the sky. - Piper Perabo

You don't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows. - Bob Dylan

Love and work are to people, what water and sunshine are to plants. - Jonathan Haidt

Keep your face always toward the sunshine - and shadows will fall behind you. - Walt Whitman

Most of the shadows of this life are caused by our standing in our own sunshine. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Farmers don't just work til the sun goes down; they work til the job gets done. - Unknown

Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown

Don't cry when the sun is gone, because the tears won't let you see the stars. - Violeta Parra

Truth is like the sun. You can shut it out for a time, but it ain't goin' away. - Elvis Presley

I know it is wet and the sun is not sunny, but we can have lots of good fun that is funny. - Dr. Seuss

Let's get an extended weather forecast from a jittery, inconsistent, reddish brown rodent. - Unknown

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright

It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil

The art of art, the glory of expression, and the sunshine of the light of letters, is simplicity. - Walt Whitman

The sun always comes up. Spring always comes after winter. The river always reaches the ocean. Always. - Maxime Lagace

Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. - John Muir

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

Too much sun after a Syracuse winter does strange things to your head, makes you feel strong, even if you aren't. - Laurie H. Anderson

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain. - Mark Twain

The practical importance of the preservation of our forests is augmented by their relations to climate, soil and streams. - John Muir

The climate, the economic situation, rising birth rates; none of these things give me a lot of hope or reason to be optimistic. - David Attenborough

I believe in Christianity as I believe that the sun has risen: not only because I see it, but because by it I see everything else. - C S Lewis

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

The tropical rain forests are a telling example. Once cut down, they rarely recover. Rainfall drops, deserts spread, the climate warms. - James Lovelock

Human beings will line up for miles to buy a bucket of catastrophes, but don't try selling sunshine and light; you'll go broke. - Chuck Jones

After every storm the sun will smile; for every problem there is a solution, and the soul's indefeasible duty is to be of good cheer. - William R. Alger

I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci

Even after all this time, the sun never says to the earth, "You owe me." Look what happens with a love like that. It lights the whole sky. - Hafez

The spirit is smothered, as it were, by ignorance, but so soon as ignorance is destroyed, spirit shines forth, like the sun when released from clouds. - Sankara


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