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Chili: Edible weather - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My soul is in the sky. - William Shakespeare

Could you patent the sun? - Jonas Salk

All sunshine makes a desert. - Arabic Proverb

The sky already fell. Now what? - Steven Wright

Manners are love in a cool climate. - Quentin Crisp

Weather forecast for tonight: dark. - George Carlin

I talk to God but the sky is empty. - Sylvia Plath

If the sky falls, hold up your hands. - Spanish proverb

The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. - Unknown

Clouds: The travelling mountains of the sky - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Must we really light a candle to see the sun? - Wernher von Braun

Don't let one cloud obliterate the whole sky. - Anais Nin

Some people are so much sunshine to the square inch. - Walt Whitman

Following the light of the sun, we left the Old World. - Christopher Columbus

I'll tell you how the sun rose - a ribbon at a time. - Emily Dickinson

Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you. - Maori Proverb

Baby I paint the sky blue
My greatest creation was you. - Jay-Z

Keep your face to the sun and you will never see the shadows. - Helen Keller

He who has the property in the soil has the same up in the sky. - Latin Proverb

Life is a pure flame, and we live by an invisible sun within us. - Sir Thomas Brown

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

If you want a place in the sun, you've got to expect a few blisters. - Abigail Van Buren

Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch

If everyone helps to hold up the sky, then one person does not become tired. - Tshi Proverb

I need the starshine of your heavenly eyes,
After the day's great sun. - Charles Hanson Towne

It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr

This is good news... If the Persians hide the sun, we shall do battle in the shade. - Herodotus

Some painters transform the sun into a yellow spot, others transform a yellow spot into the sun. - Pablo Picasso

The art of art, the glory of expression, and the sunshine of the light of letters, is simplicity. - Walt Whitman

I wish I could stand on a busy corner, hat in hand, and beg people to throw me all their wasted hours. - Bernard Berenson

The sun never sets on the British Empire. But it rises every morning. The sky must get awfully crowded. - Steven Wright

What has been will be again, what has been done will be done again; there is nothing new under the sun. - Bible

Forgiveness is an act of the will, and the will can function regardless of the temperature of the heart. - Corrie Ten Boom

Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. - Ken Dodd

Too much sun after a Syracuse winter does strange things to your head, makes you feel strong, even if you aren't. - Laurie H. Anderson

Human beings will line up for miles to buy a bucket of catastrophes, but don't try selling sunshine and light; you'll go broke. - Chuck Jones

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi


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