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The sky already fell. Now what? - Steven Wright

The greater part of life is sunshine. - Thomas Jefferson

Don't let one cloud obliterate the whole sky. - Anais Nin

A gentleman never strikes a lady with his hat on. - Fred Allen

Even dirt glitters when the sun is shining upon it. - Goethe

Following the light of the sun, we left the Old World. - Christopher Columbus

Love is the magician that pulls man out of his own hat. - Ben Hecht

Keep your face to the sun and you will never see the shadows. - Helen Keller

A false friend and a shadow attend only while the sun shines. - Benjamin Franklin

Life is a pure flame, and we live by an invisible sun within us. - Sir Thomas Brown

It is best to read the weather forecasts before we pray for rain. - Mark Twain

You don't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows. - Bob Dylan

Anyone who says sunshine brings happiness has never danced in the rain. - Unknown

The sunshine of life is made up of very little beams that are bright all the time. - Dr. John Aiken

Farmers don't just work til the sun goes down; they work til the job gets done. - Unknown

The sun looks down on nothing half so good as a household laughing together over a meal. - C S Lewis

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining. - Groucho Marx

I know it is wet and the sun is not sunny, but we can have lots of good fun that is funny. - Dr. Seuss

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright

The sun never sets on the British Empire. But it rises every morning. The sky must get awfully crowded. - Steven Wright

Forgiveness is an act of the will, and the will can function regardless of the temperature of the heart. - Corrie Ten Boom

If you cry because the sun has gone out of your life, your tears will prevent you from seeing the stars. - Rabindranath Tagore

Kissing power is stronger than will power: Girls need to 'prove their love' like a moose needs a hat rack. - Abigail VanBuren

Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. - John Muir

Too much sun after a Syracuse winter does strange things to your head, makes you feel strong, even if you aren't. - Laurie H. Anderson

There are a zillion variables to a hamburger. What part of the animal went into it. What coarseness. What temperature. - Danny Meyer

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love. - William Shakespeare

They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown

Life is no different than the weather. Not only is it unpredictable, but it shows us a new perspective of the world every day. - Suzy Kassem

Hope itself is like a star - not to be seen in the sunshine of prosperity, and only to be discovered in the night of adversity. - Charles H Spurgeon

The climate, the economic situation, rising birth rates; none of these things give me a lot of hope or reason to be optimistic. - David Attenborough

The sun, the moon and the stars would have disappeared long ago had they happened to be within the reach of predatory human hands. - Havelock Ellis

Human beings will line up for miles to buy a bucket of catastrophes, but don't try selling sunshine and light; you'll go broke. - Chuck Jones

Be as beneficent as the sun or the sea, but if your rights as a rational being are trenched on, die on the first inch of your territory. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

A politician should have three hats. One for throwing into the ring, one for talking through, and one for pulling rabbits out of if elected. - Carl Sandburg

It's better to look at the sky than live there. Such an empty place; so vague. Just a country where the thunder goes and things disappear. - Truman Capote

Got no checkbooks, got no banks,
Still I'd like to express my thanks -
I got the sun in the mornin'
And the moon at night. - Irving Berlin

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

Even after all this time, the sun never says to the earth, "You owe me." Look what happens with a love like that. It lights the whole sky. - Hafez


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