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Travel, of course, narrows the mind. - Malcolm Muggeridge
Travel is glamorous only in retrospect. - Paul Theroux
Many will travel and knowledge will be increased. - Francis Bacon
Air Travel: Seeing less and less of more and more. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
He who does not travel does not know the value of men. - Moorish Proverb
Travel and change of place impart new vigor to the mind. - Seneca
Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. - Steven Wright
Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness. - Mark Twain
I think crime pays. The hours are good, and you travel a lot. - Woody Allen
I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin
Entertainment is a thing of the past, today we've got television. - Archie Bunker
To travel is to discover that everyone is wrong about other countries. - Aldous Huxley
We travel, some of us forever, to seek other states, other lives, other souls. - Anais Nin
On a New York subway you get fined for spitting, but you can throw up for nothing. - Lewis Grizzard
There are two kind of air travel in the United States, first class and third world. - Bobby Slayton
Too often travel, instead of broadening the mind, merely lengthens the conversation. - Elizabeth Drew
Our deeds still travel with us from afar, and what we have been makes us what we are. - George Eliot
I like the map feature on the iPhone that tells me where I am, because I travel a lot. - Gary Shteyngart
A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is still putting on its shoes. - Jonathan Swift
At night they all come out of the subway and they're hooverin' around the corner. - Archie Bunker
How to stop time: kiss.
How to travel in time: read.
How to escape time: music. - Unknown
My mom was fair. You never knew whether she was going to swing with her right or her left. - Herb Caen
We are, in the comics, the last frontier of good, wholesome family humor and entertainment. - Bill Keane
Artists are blessed to travel all over the world. They see the trends before they even come out. - Tina Knowles
Though we travel the world over to find the beautiful, we must carry it with us or we find it not. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train. - Oscar Wilde
I travel without barely any luggage. Just a second set of underwear and binoculars and a map and a toothbrush. - Werner Herzog
No one realizes how beautiful it is to travel until he comes home and rests his head on his old, familiar pillow. - Lin Yutang
For my part, I travel not to go anywhere, but to go. I travel for travel's sake. The great affair is to move. - Robert Louis Stevenson
To read a writer is for me not merely to get an idea of what he says, but to go off with him and travel in his company. - Andre Gide
I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough
I would solve a lot of literary problems just thinking about a character in the subway, where you can't do anything anyway. - Toni Morrison
The whole object of travel is not to set foot on foreign land; it is at last to set foot on one's own country as a foreign land. - G K Chesterton
As a travel writer I've specialized in gritty, fearful destinations, the kind of places that make a reader's hair stick on end. - Tahir Shah
Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek
When you travel, remember that a foreign country is not designed to make you comfortable. It is designed to make its own people comfortable. - Clifton Fadiman
Integrity will take a leader farther than any other quality. If you would travel far and do much as a leader, never compromise your integrity. - John C Maxwell
Thank you... fat dude with giant headphones on the subway, for looking like what would've happened if Jabba the Hutt mated with Princess Leia. - Jimmy Fallon
A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. - Bill Vaughan