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Strong Straws

Pasta so strong, you can't let it go

Strong Straws thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Strong Straws thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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The French: Germans with good food. - Fran Lebowitz

Patience is the secret to good food. - Gail Simmons

It's okay to play with your food. - Emeril Lagasse

The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - James Thurber

Recipe for a happy husband: Fake and Bake. - Unknown

Strong people don't need strong leaders. - Ella Baker

There ain't no such thing as wrong food. - Sean Stewart

Queuing tips for fans: wrap up and bring food! - Niall Horan

We gain the strength of the temptation we resist. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

You don't need a silver fork to eat good food. - Paul Prudhomme

Let food be thy medicine and medicine be thy food. - Hippocrates

Men should be like Kleenex: soft, strong, and disposable. - Cher

Before eating, always take a little time to thank the food. - Arapaho Proverb

Appear weak when you are strong, and strong when you are weak. - Sun Tzu

I'm as strong as a bull moose and you can use me to the limit. - Theodore Roosevelt

Shallow men believe in luck. Strong men believe in cause and effect. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Fang drops so much food on his ties we keep them in the refrigerator. - Phyllis Diller

I have a strong sense that I have to educate people about disability. - Oscar Pistorius

Failure will never overtake me if my determination to succeed is strong enough. - Og Mandino

We need more young people involved in farming because the future needs real food. - Helena Sylvester

The strength of the pack is in the wolf; the strength of the wolf is in the pack. - Rudyard Kipling

If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens? - Seymour Cray

I like spaghetti bolognese, I like baked beans on toast. I hate French food. I hate fancy food. - Simon Cowell

I'm glad I don't have to hunt for my food. I don't even know where Sandwiches live. - Bill Murray

Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage. - Lao Tzu

The shoe that fits one person pinches another; there is no recipe for living that suits all cases. - Carl Jung

Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz

If fat people just gave skinny people more food, we could solve obesity and hunger at the same time. - Ashton Kutcher

By eating many fruits and vegetables in place of fast food and junk food, people could avoid obesity. - David H Murdock

Until you become a parent, you can't begin to discover your capacity for strength, love and fatigue. - Peter Gallagher

Giving up doesn't always mean you are weak. Sometimes it means that you are strong enough to let go. - Unknown

Most fat food is fried. Fried food tastes great, and people don't seem to care about the fat aspect. - Eric Schlosser

We - we need strength, we need energy, we need quickness and we need brain in this country to turn it around. - Donald Trump

What my mother believed about cooking is that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else would do it for you. - Nora Ephron

The turning point in the process of growing up is when you discover the core of strength within you that survives all hurt. - Max Lerner

In the confrontation between the stream and the rock, the stream always wins - not through strength, but through persistence. - Buddha

In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama

How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton

Behold, God is my salvation; I will trust, and will not be afraid; for the Lord God is my strength and my song, and he has become my salvation. - Unknown

There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie


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