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Strong Straws

Pasta so strong, you can't let it go

Strong Straws thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Strong Straws thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Union gives strength. - Aesop

Fine words do not produce food. - Nigeria Proverb

Stay strong. Stand up. Have a voice. - Shawn Johnson

It's okay to play with your food. - Emeril Lagasse

My strength lies solely in my tenacity. - Louis Pasteur

How sweet it is when the strong are also gentle! - Libbie Fudim

There's a strong criminal relement up there. - Archie Bunker

The English contribution to world cuisine. The chip. - John Cleese

Food is not just eating energy. It's an experience. - Guy Fieri

Men should be like Kleenex: soft, strong, and disposable. - Cher

I was 32 when I started cooking; up until then, I just ate. - Julia Child

Build up your weaknesses until they become your strong points. - Knute Rockne

A man who builds his own pedestal had better use strong cement. - Anna Quindlen

The strength of a nation derives from the integrity of the home. - Confucius

Whoever incites anger has a strong insurance against indifference. - Philip Stanhope

You were given this life because you are strong enough to live it. - Unknown

I'm as strong as a bull moose and you can use me to the limit. - Theodore Roosevelt

If you are looking for a fly in your food, it means that you are full. - South Africa Proverb

A strong positive self-image is the best possible preparation for success. - Joyce Brothers

A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan

Worry does not empty tomorrow of its sorrows, it empties today of its strength. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Failure will never overtake me if my determination to succeed is strong enough. - Og Mandino

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

A strong positive mental attitude will create more miracles than any wonder drug. - Patricia Neal

You never know how strong you are until being strong is the only choice you have. - Unknown

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. - Unknown

I always thought that bagels and lox was my soul food, but it turns out it's sushi. - Sara Sheridan

If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins

Tears shed for self are tears of weakness, but tears shed for others are a sign of strength. - Billy Graham

Whenever I hear anyone arguing for slavery, I feel a strong impulse to see it tried on him personally. - Abraham Lincoln

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

Strength doesn't come from what you can do. It comes from overcoming the things you once thought you couldn't. - Unknown

A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison

The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today. Let us move forward with strong and active faith. - Franklin D Roosevelt

In the confrontation between the stream and the rock, the stream always wins - not through strength, but through persistence. - Buddha

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

I like a well-roasted rotisserie chicken and eggs cooked various ways like sunny-side up or scrambled. It's comfort food for me. - Joel Robuchion

To begin to think with purpose, is to enter the ranks of those strong ones who only recognize failure as one of the pathways to attainment. - James Allen

A nation that destroys its soils destroys itself. Forests are the lungs of our land, purifying the air and giving fresh strength to our people. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Our food pyramid, the kind of diet that is constantly promoted, is completely warped. It's not based around anything to do with healing your body. - Jessica Origliasso


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