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Women hold up half the sky. - Mao Zedong

Trade Secrets: What women do - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A woman is as old as she looks before breakfast. - Edgar W Howe

Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition. - Timothy Leary

Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood. - Oscar Wilde

We suffer more often in imagination than in reality. - Seneca

The possible's slow fuse is lit by the imagination. - Emily Dickinson

I like men who have a future and women who have a past. - Oscar Wilde

Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality. - Jules de Gaultier

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Wilhelm II

With a treehouse and a little imagination, we can go anywhere. - Unknown

Men fall in love with their eyes. Women fall in love with their ears. - Dr. Phil McGraw

How do you feel about women's rights? I like either side of them. - Groucho Marx

On one issue at least, men and women agree: they both distrust women. - H L Mencken

Some say women are addicted to chocolate. I say we're merely loyal. - Cathy Guisewite

Chance Remark: Anything a man chances to say when two women are talking - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

There are worse occupations in this world than feeling a woman's pulse. - Laurence Sterne

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

All things, in their way, reflect heavenly truth, the imagination not least. - C S Lewis

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

In Hollywood, the women are all peaches. It makes one long for an apple occasionally. - W Somerset Maugham

The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is. - Helen Rowland

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

Closed in a room, my imagination becomes the universe, and the rest of the world is missing out. - Criss Jami

There are only three ages for women in Hollywood: Babe, District Attorney, and Driving Miss Daisy. - Goldie Hawn

I like grey characters; fantasy for too long has been focused on very stereotypical heroes and villains. - George R.R. Martin

The next woman who gets hold of me is gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars. - Jack Nicholson

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her. - Agatha Christie

No woman is worth more than a fiver unless you're in love with her. Then she is worth all she costs you. - W Somerset Maugham

I see when men love women. They give them but a little of their lives. But women when they love give everything. - Oscar Wilde

I'm always astonished by a forest. It makes me realise that the fantasy of nature is much larger than my own fantasy. - Gunter Grass

Toy Soldiers was my introduction to film. I certainly didn't think I was doing art by any stretch of the imagination. - Tim Robbins

Men have trouble dealing with a woman in a position of authority. I've never had trouble with a woman in any position. - Sam Malone

In retrospect, all these exercises in self-gratification seem pure fantasy, what Pascal called 'licking the earth.' - Malcolm Muggeridge

Of the two lots, the woman's lot of perpetual motherhood, and the man's of perpetual babyhood, I prefer the man's. - Bernard Shaw

I'm always worried when a woman sees me naked for the first time. That she's just gonna scream and run out of the park. - Gary Delaney

Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not, and a sense of humor was provided to console him for what he is. - Horace Walpole

Music is amoral law. It gives soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and charm and gaiety to life and to everything. - Plato


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