Stealth Woman

Imagination rules the world. - Napoleon

Dull women have immaculate homes. - Unknown

Men are from Mars, women are from Venus. - John Gray

Tis brief, my lord... as woman's love. - William Shakespeare

When women go wrong, men go right after them. - Mae West

A man thinks he knows, but a woman knows better. - Indian Proverb

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. - H L Mencken

As Unto The Bow The Cord Is, So Unto The Man Is Woman - Longfellow

Man can not live on chocolate alone.... but women can. - Unknown

The possible's slow fuse is lit by the imagination. - Emily Dickinson

All women are crazy, it's only a question of degree. - WC Fields

I only take Viagra when I'm with more than one woman. - Jack Nicholson

To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk. - Thomas Edison

I like women, I don't understand them, but I like them. - Sean Connery

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears. - Woodrow Wyatt

Women and foxes, being weak, are distinguished by superior tact. - Ambrose Bierce

Misogynist: A man who hates women as much as women hate one another. - H L Mencken

Women with pasts interest men. They hope history will repeat itself. - Mae West

I always had a fantasy of being a chef, because I like kitchen life. - Geoffrey Rush

I wouldn't be caught dead marrying a woman old enough to be my wife. - Tony Curtis

Every woman dreams of her own political career and her own place in life. - Raisa M. Gorbachev

Between man and woman there is little difference, but vive la difference. - French Proverb

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

Our imagination is the only limit to what we can hope to have in the future. - Charles F. Kettering

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. - Aristotle Onassis

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. - Oscar Wilde

By the time a woman realizes her mother was right, she has a daughter who thinks she's wrong. - Unknown

She's the sort of woman who lives for others - you can tell the others by their hunted expression. - C S Lewis

Deprived of meaningful work, men and women lose their reason for existence; they go stark, raving mad. - Fyodor Dostoevsky

The imagination exercises a powerful influence over every act of sense, thought, reason, over every idea. - Latin Proverb

If this world is going to be reached, I am convinced that it must be done by men and women of average talent. - Dwight L. Moody

I have a fantasy where Ted Turner is elected President but refuses because he doesn't want to give up power. - Arthur C. Clarke

All cartoon characters and fables must be exaggeration, caricatures. It is the very nature of fantasy and fable. - Walt Disney

The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being. - Oscar Wilde

From a shy, timid girl I had become a woman of resolute character, who could no longer be frightened by the struggle with troubles. - Anna Dostoevsky

Feminism isn't about making women stronger. Women are already strong. It's about changing the way the world perceives that strength. - G.D. Anderson

When I was a young man I vowed never to marry until I found the ideal woman. Well, I found her but, alas, she was waiting for the ideal man. - Alain