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Some leaders are born women. - Unknown

Tis brief, my lord... as woman's love. - William Shakespeare

When a woman is openly bad she is then at her best. - Latin Proverb

I only take Viagra when I'm with more than one woman. - Jack Nicholson

A great city is that which has the greatest men and women. - Walt Whitman

What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce. - Mark Twain

There is nothing more dreadful than imagination without taste. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

He who has imagination without learning, has wings and no feet. - Joseph Joubert

She's loaded with this, waddya call, women's intermission. - Archie Bunker

He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of. - Mae West

Women with pasts interest men. They hope history will repeat itself. - Mae West

That woman temptated me up there and you know she was a wonton woman. - Archie Bunker

Love is what happens to men and women who don’t know each other. - W Somerset Maugham

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. - Unknown

Show me a woman who doesn't feel guilty and I'll show you a man. - Erica Jong

I wouldn't be caught dead marrying a woman old enough to be my wife. - Tony Curtis

Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him. - Groucho Marx

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea. - Honore de Balzac

Blessed be Thou, our God and Lord of Hosts, who has not created me a woman. - Jewish Prayer

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. - Aristotle Onassis

A great wind is blowing, and that gives you either imagination or a headache. - Catherine the Great

This woman was so cross-eyed. She can go to a tennis match and never move her head. - Phyllis Diller

Women are like elephants to me: nice to look at, but I wouldn't want to own one. - WC Fields

Women want mediocre men, and men are working hard to become as mediocre as possible. - Margaret Mead

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

Cowardice... is almost always simply a lack of ability to suspend functioning of the imagination. - Ernest Hemingway

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

I think women are foolish to pretend they are equal to men - they are far superior and always have been. - William Golding

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house. - Rod Stewart

Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock

All the works of man have their origin in creative fantasy. What right have we then to depreciate imagination. - Carl Jung

Women are the most powerful magnet in the universe. And all men are cheap metal. And we all know where north is. - Larry Miller

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh. - Conan O'Brien

The widening of woman's sphere is to improve her lot. Let us do it, and if the world scoff, let it scoff - if it sneer, let it sneer. - Lucy Stone

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan

Perhaps women have always been in closer contact with reality than men: it would seem to be the just recompense for being deprived of idealism. - Germaine Greer

Under the present circumstances, I would rather be a lap dancer than a woman MP - the hours are better and unruly male members are shown the door. - Allison Pearson


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