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Stealth Readers

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Stealth Readers thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Stealth Readers thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Book Of Ecclesiasticles - Archie Bunker

Every man in his own library. - Ravi Zacharias

Never judge a book by its movie. - J.W. Egan

Books are uniquely portable magic. - Stephen King

I don't read books. I write them. - Henry Kissinger

A guilty conscience is a hidden enemy. - American Indian proverb

There is no friend as loyal as a book. - Ernest Hemingway

Never read a book that is not a year old. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Every person is a book, each year a chapter. - Mark Twain

Preface: That part of a book which is never read. - Unknown

Anybody who doesn't like this book is healthy. - Groucho Marx

Books have led some to learning and others to madness. - Petrarch

Words are only painted fire; a book is the fire itself. - Mark Twain

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky

If you really want to know yourself, start by writing a book. - Shereen El Feki

One child, one teacher, one book, one pen can change the world. - Malala Yousafzai

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

The world is a book and those who do not travel read only one page. - St. Augustine

Some day you will be old enough to start reading fairy tales again. - C S Lewis

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan

A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the Doctor's book. - Irish Proverb

A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world. - Louis Pasteur

Books are no different from goats - they enjoy an afternoon out on the lawn. - Kate Bernheimer

Book Censor: A person who reads so much he gets asterisks in front of his eyes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The dark night was the first book of poetry, and the constellations were the poems. - Chet Raymo

No man can be called friendless when he has God and the companionship of good books. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book. - Cicero

If one cannot enjoy reading a book over and over again, there is no use in reading it at all. - Oscar Wilde

An author in his book must be like God in the universe: present everywhere and visible nowhere. - Gustave Flaubert

I am not afraid that the book will be controversial, I'm afraid it will not be controversial. - Flannery O'Connor

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. - Groucho Marx

Read something no one else is reading, think something no one else is thinking and do something no one else is doing. - Bob McLaren

When you read a classic you do not see in the book more than you did before. You see more in you than there was before. - Clifton Fadiman

Many Muslims may not seek to kill the infidel, but they don't want to condemn those carrying out the holy book command. - Monica Crowley

Why aren't more gems from our great authors scattered over the country? Great books aren't within everybody's reach. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Of all the diversions of life, there is none so proper to fill up its empty spaces as the reading of useful and entertaining authors. - David Viscott

There is not less wit, not less invention, in applying rightly a thought one finds in a book, than in being the first author of that book. - Pierre Boyle


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