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Stealth Readers

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Stealth Readers thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Stealth Readers thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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World History: Scrap book - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Easy reading is damn hard writing. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

I was with book, as a woman is with child. - C S Lewis

Every person is a book, each year a chapter. - Mark Twain

A book is like a garden carried in the pocket. - Unknown

Preface: That part of a book which is never read. - Unknown

If you think you have it tough, read history books. - Bill Maher

When an old man dies, a library burns to the ground. - African Proverb

Arpeggio: The story book kid with the big nose that grows - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk? - Steven Wright

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success? - Jerry Seinfeld

The mark of a good book is it changes every time you read it. - Anderson Cooper

Nature is often hidden, sometimes overcome, seldom extinguished. - Francis Bacon

My personal hobbies are reading, listening to music, and silence. - Edith Sitwell

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Mark Twain

A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the Doctor's book. - Irish Proverb

A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world. - Louis Pasteur

I can't imagine a man really enjoying a book and reading it only once. - C S Lewis

You can never get a cup of tea big enough or a book long enough to suit me. - C S Lewis

Like the Good Book says, "Let him who is without sin be the rolling stone." - Archie Bunker

A young man who wishes to remain a sound atheist cannot be too careful of his reading. - C S Lewis

The Book of Life begins with a man and woman in a garden, and it ends with Revelations. - Oscar Wilde

If you're going to write a book on how to raise children, do it before you have them. - Bob McLaren

All good books have one thing in common - they are truer than if they had really happened. - Ernest Hemingway

Reading is a means of thinking with another person's mind; it forces you to stretch your own. - Charles Scribner

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

It is an unfortunate human failing that a full pocket book groans more loudly than an empty stomach. - Franklin D Roosevelt

I fell asleep reading a dull book, and I dreamed that I was reading on, so I awoke from sheer boredom. - Heinrich Neine

Beauty and ugliness disappear equally under the wrinkles of age; one is lost in them, the other hidden. - Jonathan P Senn

So I'm reading a book on my new iPad, but can't the iPad read it for me? Do I have to do everything? - Matthew Perry

I was diagnosed with diabetes at age 18. I didn't know what it was, so I went to the library and looked it up. - Ron Santo

It is books that teach us to refine our pleasures when young, and to recall them with satisfaction when we are old. - Leigh Hunt

No book is really worth reading at the age of ten which is not equally - and often far more - worth reading at the age of fifty and beyond. - C S Lewis

"Truth tellers" are often called Dividers. But truth doesn't divide, it polarizes. It reveals hidden divisions that already exist. - Unknown

More people watch television and get their information that way than read books. I find new technology and new ways of communication very exciting. - Stephen Covey

Pleasure to me is wonder - the unexplored, the unexpected, the thing that is hidden and the changeless thing that lurks behind superficial mutability. - H.P. Lovecraft


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