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Stealth Readers

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Stealth Readers thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Stealth Readers thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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I don't read books. I write them. - Henry Kissinger

There is no friend as loyal as a book. - Ernest Hemingway

A multitude of books distracts the mind. - Seneca

Dance is the hidden language of the soul. - Martha Graham

A book is like a garden carried in the pocket. - Unknown

Why don't you write books people can read? - Nora Joyce

A good title is the title of a successful book. - Raymond Chandler

A room without books is like a body without a soul. - Marcus Tullius Cicero

If you think you have it tough, read history books. - Bill Maher

It's a very good historical book about history. - Dan Quayle

Reading is to the mind what exercise is to the body. - Joseph Addison

The first lesson reading teaches is how to be alone. - Jonathan Franzen

Never trust anyone who has not brought a book with them. - Lemony Snicket

Oh, that sound? I'm in the hot tub, reading a novel. - Jane Smiley

In the book of life, the answers aren't on the back. - Charlie Brown

The secret of your future is hidden in your daily routine. - Mike Murdock

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

The mark of a good book is it changes every time you read it. - Anderson Cooper

If you really want to know yourself, start by writing a book. - Shereen El Feki

When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. - George Bernard Shaw

Learning music by reading about it is like making love by mail. - Luciano Pavarotti

A good book is the best of friends, the same today and forever. - Martin F Tupper

The best books... are those that tell you what you know already. - George Orwell

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Mark Twain

We shouldn't teach great books; we should teach a love of reading. - B.F. Skinner

The best time for planning a book is while you're doing the dishes. - Agatha Christie

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world. - Louis Pasteur

A good book is like an unreachable itch. You just can't leave it alone. - Laura Bush

When I step into this library, I cannot understand why I ever step out of it. - Marie de Sevigne

Everybody does have a book in them, but in most cases that's where it should stay. - Christopher Hitchens

The purpose of art is to lay bare the questions which have been hidden by the answers. - James Baldwin

All good books have one thing in common - they are truer than if they had really happened. - Ernest Hemingway

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

If one cannot enjoy reading a book over and over again, there is no use in reading it at all. - Oscar Wilde

I am a writer of books in retrospect. I talk in order to understand; I teach in order to learn. - Robert Frost

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

If there's a book you really want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. - Toni Morrison

Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan


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