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Stealth Readers

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Stealth Readers thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Stealth Readers thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Book Of Ecclesiasticles - Archie Bunker

So many books, so little time. - Frank Zappa

I don't read books. I write them. - Henry Kissinger

A guilty conscience is a hidden enemy. - American Indian proverb

A multitude of books distracts the mind. - Seneca

A room without books is like a body without a soul. - Marcus Tullius Cicero

It's a very good historical book about history. - Dan Quayle

Never trust anyone who has not brought a book with them. - Lemony Snicket

Wisdom is not wisdom when it is derived from books alone. - Horace

If you really want to know yourself, start by writing a book. - Shereen El Feki

When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. - George Bernard Shaw

Learning music by reading about it is like making love by mail. - Luciano Pavarotti

The best books... are those that tell you what you know already. - George Orwell

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Mark Twain

We shouldn't teach great books; we should teach a love of reading. - B.F. Skinner

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

A good book is like an unreachable itch. You just can't leave it alone. - Laura Bush

Giving your book to Hollywood is like turning your daughter over to a pimp. - Tom Clancy

Books are no different from goats - they enjoy an afternoon out on the lawn. - Kate Bernheimer

Thank you for sending me a copy of your book - I'll waste no time reading it. - Moses Hadas

Seek the lofty by reading, hearing and seeing great work at some moment every day. - Thornton Wilder

The purpose of art is to lay bare the questions which have been hidden by the answers. - James Baldwin

The most important part of a story is the ending. No one reads a book to get to the middle. - Mickey Spillane

Half - the most beautiful half - of life is hidden from him who has not loved passionately. - Stendhal

If one cannot enjoy reading a book over and over again, there is no use in reading it at all. - Oscar Wilde

I am a writer of books in retrospect. I talk in order to understand; I teach in order to learn. - Robert Frost

An author in his book must be like God in the universe: present everywhere and visible nowhere. - Gustave Flaubert

It is an unfortunate human failing that a full pocket book groans more loudly than an empty stomach. - Franklin D Roosevelt

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

There are two motives for reading a book; one, that you enjoy it; the other, that you can boast about it. - Bertrand Russell

My regular life today is reading books, making dolls houses, sewing dolls with my daughter and barbequing. - Milla Jovovich

Let the young know they will never find a more interesting, more instructive book than the patient himself. - Giorgio Baglivi

I was a huge bookworm as a kid, and you could usually find me reading something with a dragon on its cover. - Julie Kagawa

So I'm reading a book on my new iPad, but can't the iPad read it for me? Do I have to do everything? - Matthew Perry

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. - Groucho Marx

When you read a classic you do not see in the book more than you did before. You see more in you than there was before. - Clifton Fadiman

When it comes to housework the one thing no book of household management can ever tell you is how to begin. Or maybe I mean why. - Katharine Whitehorn

The employees who share innovative ideas may also be the folks who have some hidden talents that would help incorporate their suggestions. - Harvey Mackay

Like many other women, I could not understand why every man who changed a diaper has felt impelled, in recent years, to write a book about it. - Barbara Ehrenreich


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