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Stealth Readers

Finding peace and quiet in the library

Stealth Readers thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Stealth Readers thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Books think for me. - Charles Lamb

Book Of Ecclesiasticles - Archie Bunker

So many books, so little time. - Frank Zappa

Never judge a book by its movie. - J.W. Egan

Books and chocolate make life bearable. - Unknown

Dance is the hidden language of the soul. - Martha Graham

Every person is a book, each year a chapter. - Mark Twain

A room without books is like a body without a soul. - Marcus Tullius Cicero

Like the Good Book says, "Patience is a virgin." - Archie Bunker

The secret of your future is hidden in your daily routine. - Mike Murdock

A classic is a book which people praise and don't read. - Mark Twain

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. - Henny Youngman

I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done. - Steven Wright

If you really want to know yourself, start by writing a book. - Shereen El Feki

If pregnancy were a book, they would cut the last two chapters. - Nora Ephron

Nature is often hidden, sometimes overcome, seldom extinguished. - Francis Bacon

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

I don't discriminate against sushi. It's all good in my book. - Billy Horschel

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Mark Twain

A man's got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book. - Ernest Hemingway

For those of you who haven't read the book, it's been published tomorrow. - David Frost

There is more treasure in books than all the pirate's loot on treasure island. - Walt Disney

Like the Good Book says, "Let him who is without sin be the rolling stone." - Archie Bunker

The purpose of art is to lay bare the questions which have been hidden by the answers. - James Baldwin

Everything we see hides another thing; we always want to see what is hidden by what we see. - Renee Magritte

Half - the most beautiful half - of life is hidden from him who has not loved passionately. - Stendhal

If one cannot enjoy reading a book over and over again, there is no use in reading it at all. - Oscar Wilde

This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only read two. - George Burns

I am not afraid that the book will be controversial, I'm afraid it will not be controversial. - Flannery O'Connor

Reading is a means of thinking with another person's mind; it forces you to stretch your own. - Charles Scribner

It is an unfortunate human failing that a full pocket book groans more loudly than an empty stomach. - Franklin D Roosevelt

The Bible, if ya read it you'd know. It's right in the beginning there, in the Book of Generous. - Archie Bunker

So I'm reading a book on my new iPad, but can't the iPad read it for me? Do I have to do everything? - Matthew Perry

If you only read the books that everyone else is reading, you can only think what everyone else is thinking. - Haruki Murakami

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. - Groucho Marx

I have written a book. This will come as quite a shock to some. They didn't think I could read, much less write. - George W. Bush

The chief reason for going to school is to get the impression fixed for life that there is a book side for everything. - Robert Frost

Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book. - Ronald Reagan

Why aren't more gems from our great authors scattered over the country? Great books aren't within everybody's reach. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Meditation here may think down hours to moments. Here the heart may give a useful lesson to the head and learning wiser grow without his books. - William Cowper


Dementia Purse

Quarantine Response

Braided Horse Tail

Government Debt

Statue Tug Of War

Kiosk Hours

Tight Fit

Life Is Beautiful

Buddha Pear

Yes!

Sunday Service Social Distancing

Mannequin Pointer

Life's Choices

Two Of Each

Napoleon

Tomorrow

You Turn

ThaiTanic

The Future of Social Media

Tartan Headphones

Husband Quarantine

Aussie Salad

Greta on Chopsticks

Darkness Eliminator