QuotaBillsDiamonds are a girl's best friend. - Leo Robin
Give your stress wings and let it fly away. - Gerri Guillemets
Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet
If you want the girl next door, go next door. - Joan Crawford
When spiders unite, they can tie down a lion. - Ethiopian Proverb
A girl with cotton stockings never sees a mouse. - American Proverb
Sometimes a girl's gotta have some chocolate. - Carrie Underwood
A girl should be two things: classy and fabulous. - Coco Chanel
If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel. - Unknown
Maybe she's a spaghetti girl... straight until wet. - Jodi Lerner
Laws, like spider webs, catch flies and let hawks go free. - Spanish Proverb
Reality: The leading cause of stress among those in touch with it. - Lily Tomlin
A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it. - Zsa Zsa Gabor
I knew a girl so ugly, they use her in prisons to cure sex offenders. - Rodney Dangerfield
All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman, and a pretty girl. - Charlie Chaplin
Who would ever think that so much can go on in the soul of a young girl? - Anne Frank
Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams
It's a good thing I was born a girl, otherwise I'd be a drag queen. - Dolly Parton
God will never give you anything you can't handle, so don't stress. - Kelly Clarkson
Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid. - Hedy Lamarr
I'm also just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her. - Notting Hill
Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret
Stress depletes willpower, which diminishes your ability to control those emotions. - Roy F Baumeister
The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James
Tease: A girl who is always thinking of a man’s happiness, and how to prevent it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye
A girl who thinks that a man will treat her better after marriage than before is a fool. - William C. Hall
On behalf of every man looking out for every girl, you are the God and weight of her world. - John Mayer
I wish I were a little girl again because skinned knees are easier to fix than a broken heart. - Julia Roberts
When I was born my mother was terribly disappointed. Not that she wanted a girl - she wanted a divorce. - Woody Allen
You can take the girl out of Texas but not the Texas out of the girl and ultimately not the girl out of Texas. - Janine Turner
Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown
A girl phoned me the other day and said, "Come on over, nobody's home." I went over. Nobody was home. - Rodney Dangerfield
Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy
I chased a girl for two years only to discover that her tastes were exactly like mine: We were both crazy about girls. - Groucho Marx
I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule
Can't figure women. Sometimes they're afraid of a spider, other times they're not afraid to stand right up to the devil. - Donal Harding
Laws are like spiders' webs which, if anything small falls into them they ensnare it, but large things break through and escape. - Solon
Somebody just back of you while you are fishing is as bad as someone looking over your shoulder while you write a letter to your girl. - Ernest Hemingway
Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott