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Spider Girl

Spider-man meets his web-match

Spider Girl thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

The day that Spider-man sat down and spied-her

Blurred vision arachnophobia

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Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

the girl in the treehouse - Jennifer Asbenson

Diamonds are a girl's best friend. - Leo Robin

If you want the girl next door, go next door. - Joan Crawford

A rich man is never ugly in the eyes of a girl. - French Proverb

A girl should be two things: classy and fabulous. - Coco Chanel

Manicurist: A girl who makes money hand over fist - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Maybe she's a spaghetti girl... straight until wet. - Jodi Lerner

A diamond is the only kind of ice that keeps a girl warm. - Elizabeth Taylor

I've had Irish skin from the time I was a young girl. - Lara Flynn Boyle

Laws, like spider webs, catch flies and let hawks go free. - Spanish Proverb

I want a girl just like the girl that married dear old Dad. - Oedipus Rex

Reality: The leading cause of stress among those in touch with it. - Lily Tomlin

A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman, and a pretty girl. - Charlie Chaplin

A diamond is just a piece of coal that handles stress exceptionally well. - Unknown

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

It's a good thing I was born a girl, otherwise I'd be a drag queen. - Dolly Parton

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

Adopting the right attitude can convert a negative stress into a positive one. - Hans Selye

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

Trouble is, by the time you can read a girl like a book, your library card has expired. - Milton Berle

A girl who thinks that a man will treat her better after marriage than before is a fool. - William C. Hall

I don't believe in e-mail. I'm an old-fashioned girl. I prefer calling and hanging up. - Sarah Jessica Parker

A little girl is sugar and spice and everything nice - especially when she's taking a nap. - Unknown

In times of great stress or adversity, plow your anger and your energy into something positive. - Lee Iacocca

After all, inside every woman, no matter how grown up she is, there is still a frightened little girl. - Sergei Lukyanenko

When I was born my mother was terribly disappointed. Not that she wanted a girl - she wanted a divorce. - Woody Allen

A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left. - Marilyn Monroe

I don't think much of a dance step where the girl looks like she was being carried out of a burning building. - Kin Hubbard

A girl phoned me the other day and said, "Come on over, nobody's home." I went over. Nobody was home. - Rodney Dangerfield

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

Written laws are like spider's webs; they will catch the weak and poor, but would be torn in pieces by the rich and powerful. - Anacharsis

Can't figure women. Sometimes they're afraid of a spider, other times they're not afraid to stand right up to the devil. - Donal Harding

I am good, but not an angel. I do sin, but I am not the devil. I am just a small girl in a big world trying to find someone to love. - Marilyn Monroe

Somebody just back of you while you are fishing is as bad as someone looking over your shoulder while you write a letter to your girl. - Ernest Hemingway

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay


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