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The day that Spider-man sat down and spied-her

Blurred vision arachnophobia

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Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

Dairymaid: A girl who ought to know butter - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

If you want the girl next door, go next door. - Joan Crawford

When spiders unite, they can tie down a lion. - Ethiopian Proverb

A girl with cotton stockings never sees a mouse. - American Proverb

The bird a nest, the spider a web, man friendship. - William Blake

Maybe she's a spaghetti girl... straight until wet. - Jodi Lerner

I've had Irish skin from the time I was a young girl. - Lara Flynn Boyle

Reality: The leading cause of stress among those in touch with it. - Lily Tomlin

All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman, and a pretty girl. - Charlie Chaplin

Who would ever think that so much can go on in the soul of a young girl? - Anne Frank

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

It's a good thing I was born a girl, otherwise I'd be a drag queen. - Dolly Parton

God will never give you anything you can't handle, so don't stress. - Kelly Clarkson

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

Most stress is caused by people who overestimate the importance of their problems. - Michael LeBoeuf

Stress depletes willpower, which diminishes your ability to control those emotions. - Roy F Baumeister

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

Trouble is, by the time you can read a girl like a book, your library card has expired. - Milton Berle

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

On behalf of every man looking out for every girl, you are the God and weight of her world. - John Mayer

I don't believe in e-mail. I'm an old-fashioned girl. I prefer calling and hanging up. - Sarah Jessica Parker

A little girl is sugar and spice and everything nice - especially when she's taking a nap. - Unknown

I wish I were a little girl again because skinned knees are easier to fix than a broken heart. - Julia Roberts

Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it. - Maurice Chevalier

Flops are a part of life's menu and I've never been a girl to miss out on any of the courses. - Rosalind Russell

A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left. - Marilyn Monroe

Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves. - Albert Einstein

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

Ever since I was a little girl, I’ve always enjoyed feeling afraid. I think it is the most delicious feeling there is. - Domingos Monteiro

Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing, but nobody else does. - Stuart H Britt

Written laws are like spider's webs; they will catch the weak and poor, but would be torn in pieces by the rich and powerful. - Anacharsis

From a shy, timid girl I had become a woman of resolute character, who could no longer be frightened by the struggle with troubles. - Anna Dostoevsky

Can't figure women. Sometimes they're afraid of a spider, other times they're not afraid to stand right up to the devil. - Donal Harding

Laws are like spiders' webs which, if anything small falls into them they ensnare it, but large things break through and escape. - Solon

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott


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