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Spider Girl

Spider-man meets his web-match

Spider Girl thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

The day that Spider-man sat down and spied-her

Blurred vision arachnophobia

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Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

the girl in the treehouse - Jennifer Asbenson

Diamonds are a girl's best friend. - Leo Robin

Give your stress wings and let it fly away. - Gerri Guillemets

If you want the girl next door, go next door. - Joan Crawford

When spiders unite, they can tie down a lion. - Ethiopian Proverb

A rich man is never ugly in the eyes of a girl. - French Proverb

Sometimes a girl's gotta have some chocolate. - Carrie Underwood

Manicurist: A girl who makes money hand over fist - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel. - Unknown

I've had Irish skin from the time I was a young girl. - Lara Flynn Boyle

Laws, like spider webs, catch flies and let hawks go free. - Spanish Proverb

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

I want a girl just like the girl that married dear old Dad. - Oedipus Rex

I'm not afraid of spiders; I've had worse in my bed. - Donna Lynn Hope

I'd rather have two girls at 21 each than one girl at 42. - WC Fields

I'm the girl who lost her reputation and never missed it. - Mae West

Reality: The leading cause of stress among those in touch with it. - Lily Tomlin

I knew a girl so ugly, they use her in prisons to cure sex offenders. - Rodney Dangerfield

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

A diamond is just a piece of coal that handles stress exceptionally well. - Unknown

I'm also just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her. - Notting Hill

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

Tease: A girl who is always thinking of a man’s happiness, and how to prevent it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Trouble is, by the time you can read a girl like a book, your library card has expired. - Milton Berle

I don't believe in e-mail. I'm an old-fashioned girl. I prefer calling and hanging up. - Sarah Jessica Parker

A little girl is sugar and spice and everything nice - especially when she's taking a nap. - Unknown

I wish I were a little girl again because skinned knees are easier to fix than a broken heart. - Julia Roberts

Flirt: 1. A girl who got the boy you wanted; 2. A woman who believes it's every man for herself. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Flops are a part of life's menu and I've never been a girl to miss out on any of the courses. - Rosalind Russell

After all, inside every woman, no matter how grown up she is, there is still a frightened little girl. - Sergei Lukyanenko

You can take the girl out of Texas but not the Texas out of the girl and ultimately not the girl out of Texas. - Janine Turner

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing, but nobody else does. - Stuart H Britt

I am good, but not an angel. I do sin, but I am not the devil. I am just a small girl in a big world trying to find someone to love. - Marilyn Monroe

Laws are like spiders' webs which, if anything small falls into them they ensnare it, but large things break through and escape. - Solon

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker


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