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Time wounds all heels. - Groucho Marx

Style is the dress of thoughts. - Lord Chesterfield

Integrity never goes out of style. - Jim George

Fashion saves a lot more lives than doctors. - Bruno Gehard

The wearer knows best where the shoe pinches. - Spanish Proverb

If the shoe fits, get another one just like it. - George Carlin

My best successes came on the heels of failures. - Barbara Corcoran

To me, chocolate was the sole reason we on this earth. - Esi Edugyan

Hiking and happiness go hand in hand (or foot in boot). - Diane Spicer

Style is a natural extension of who you are as a person. - Mark Richards

Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achilles heel, if you will. - Homer Simpson

My sole concern has been to save myself by work and faith. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Punk is defined by an attitude rather than a musical style. - David Byrne

What would your shoes say about the things you do everyday? - Sherley Mondesir-Prescott

I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight. - Rita Rudner

High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead. - Christopher Morley

Figuring out what the next big trend is tells us what we should focus on. - Mark Zuckerberg

He never chooses an opinion, he just wears whatever happens to be in style. - Leo Tolstoy

Be stubbornly committed to your team, but flexible in your leadership style. - Jo Miller

Forgiveness is the fragrance the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it. - Mark Twain

A mother is not a person to lean on, but a person to make leaning unnecessary. - Dorothy C Fisher

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

The two kinds of people on earth are the people who lift and the people who lean. - Unknown

Being from Texas, I would say I favor a pair of jeans you can wear some boots with. - Jensen Ackles

The sole art that suits me is that which, rising from unrest, tends toward serenity. - Andre Gide

By the time they're ready to be thrown away, most shoes are thoroughly comfortable. - Andy Rooney

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. - Oscar Wilde

I always sleep with one shoe in my hand to put out any fires I may accidentally ignite. - Gene Fowler

The shovels haven't arrived, and until they do, you'll have to lean on each other. - Unknown

I walk around like everything if fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off. - Unknown

The shoe that fits one person pinches another; there is no recipe for living that suits all cases. - Carl Jung

You know you're old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you're barefoot. - Phyllis Diller

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

I'm working on a second cookbook and am working on my love story, 'Black Heels to Tractor Wheels.' - Ree Drummond

It is the style of idealism to console itself for the loss of something old with the ability to gape at something new. - Karl Kraus

There's no such thing as a soul. It's just something they made up to scare kids, like the bogeyman or Michael Jackson. - Bart Simpson

Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots. - Hoosier Farmer

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

When a woman puts on a heel, she has a different posture, a different attitude. She really stands up and has a consciousness of her body. - Christian Louboutin

If you want your kids to listen to you, don't yell at them. Whisper. Make them lean in. My kids taught me that. I do it with adults now. - Mario Batali


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