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Smile For The Day

Why you should ALWAYS twirl once in front of the mirror before leaving the house

Smile For The Day thanks to Jack Byrd, Atlanta, Georgia

Just think how many people she made smile throughout the day

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Style is the dress of thoughts. - Lord Chesterfield

Fashion should be stylish and fun. - Twiggy

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. - Unknown

Sometimes it's better to be silent and smile. - Unknown

Comedy is society protecting itself - with a smile. - J.B. Priestley

A fantastic positive attitude make a great day! Smile! - Mary D Bradford

Finding your style is like putting puzzle pieces together. - Lara Spencer

If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style. - Quentin Crisp

When you wake up in the morning, smile - and get it over with. - WC Fields

Smile. It will bring serenity to the most stressful situations. - Garnet Hill

Rappers wear diamonds to compensate for a lack of fashion sense. - Asap Rocky

It is human nature to think wisely and act in an absurd fashion. - Anatole France

It's easy to smile when you have a squirrel's intellect. - Dylan Moran

The most destitute person in the world is the one without a smile. - Zig Ziglar

If you have the smile of God, all other frowns are inconsequential. - Tim Keller

Good humor is one of the best articles of dress one can wear in society. - William M Thackeray

All the statistics in the world can't measure the warmth of a smile. - Chris Hart

Silence is the element in which great things fashion themselves together. - Thomas Carlyle

Success is when you look back at your life and the memories make you smile. - Phoebe L. Moll

Fashion's not about looking back. It's always about looking forward. - Anna Wintour

Be stubbornly committed to your team, but flexible in your leadership style. - Jo Miller

Bargain Sale: A place where a woman can ruin one dress while she buys another - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Remember me and smile, for it's better to forget than to remember me and cry. - Dr. Seuss

Glamour: The capacity of a woman to get more out of a dress than she puts into it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. - Oscar Wilde

A smile in giving honest criticism can make the difference between resentment and reform. - Philip Steinmetz

Armor: 1. A knight gown; 2. The kind of clothing worn by a man whose tailor is a blacksmith. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

One of the few articles of clothing that a man won't try to remove from a woman is an apron. - Marilyn Vos Savant

Floordrobe: A floor littered with discarded clothes, viewed ironically as a clothing storage system - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest. - Kin Hubbard

Sailor: 1. A man who makes his living on water but never touches it on shore; 2. A wolf in ship's clothing. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The happiness of life is made up of the little charities of a kiss or smile, a kind look, a heartfelt compliment. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Humour is the weapon of unarmed people: it helps people who are oppressed to smile at the situation that pains them. - Simon Wiesenthal

We've never been cool, we're hot. Irish people are Italians who can't dress, Jamaicans who can't dance. - Bono

Bruce Lee's fast pace, Jet Li's pretty style and Jet Li's acrobatics combine with Muay Thai for my own style. - Tony Jaa

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

After every storm the sun will smile; for every problem there is a solution, and the soul's indefeasible duty is to be of good cheer. - William R. Alger

Wear a smile and have friends; wear a scowl and have wrinkles. What do we live for if not to make the world less difficult for each other? - George Eliot

It is always self-defeating to pretend to the style of a generation younger than your own; it simply erases your own experience in history. - Renata Adler

A woman with confidence is hypnotic. A smile is mesmerizing. Presence, openness, a sense of humor - these are all things that make a woman attractive. - Jessica Ortner


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