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Smile For The Day

Why you should ALWAYS twirl once in front of the mirror before leaving the house

Smile For The Day thanks to Jack Byrd, Atlanta, Georgia

Just think how many people she made smile throughout the day

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Teeth are always in style. - Unknown

Style is the dress of thoughts. - Lord Chesterfield

Fashion should be stylish and fun. - Twiggy

Fashion can be bought. Style one must possess. - Edna Woolman Chase

A brush of kindness can paint a smile on a face. - Robert M. Hensel

I just like to smile. Smiling's my favorite. - Buddy the Elf

A smile is the chosen vehicle of all ambiguities. - Herman Melville

Comedy is society protecting itself - with a smile. - J.B. Priestley

One may smile and smile and smile. And be a villain. - William Shakespeare

A hypocrite is a man who pays his taxes with a smile. - Will Rogers

He had a dashing smile. It nearly dashed right off his face. - Shannon Hale

Don't cry because it's over; smile because it happened. - Dr. Seuss

Smile. It will bring serenity to the most stressful situations. - Garnet Hill

The sage wears rough clothing and holds the jewel in his heart. - Lao-Tzu

It is human nature to think wisely and act in an absurd fashion. - Anatole France

The most destitute person in the world is the one without a smile. - Zig Ziglar

Good humor is one of the best articles of dress one can wear in society. - William Thackeray

I have witnessed the softening of the hardest of hearts by a simple smile. - Goldie Hawn

Success is when you look back at your life and the memories make you smile. - Phoebe L. Moll

Fashion's not about looking back. It's always about looking forward. - Anna Wintour

Let a smile be your umbrella, and you'll end up with a face full of rain. - George Carlin

Let us always meet each other with a smile, for a smile is the beginning of love. - Mother Theresa

A smile in giving honest criticism can make the difference between resentment and reform. - Philip Steinmetz

One of the few articles of clothing that a man won't try to remove from a woman is an apron. - Marilyn Vos Savant

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

The clothes in themselves do not make a statement. The woman makes the statement and the dress helps. - Jean Muir

Sometimes your joy is the source of your smile, but sometimes your smile can be the source of your joy. - Thich Nhat Hanh

A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view. - Sophia Loren

I'm going to smile, and my smile will sink down into your pupils, and heaven knows what it will become. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Milton's style was exactly right for what he did. He had enormous energy. Enormous vitality. He still does. - Steve Allen

We can smile even though we are hurting and we can feel happy even though we are unhappy. It's called strength. - Thea Destiny

Humour is the weapon of unarmed people: it helps people who are oppressed to smile at the situation that pains them. - Simon Wiesenthal

It is the style of idealism to console itself for the loss of something old with the ability to gape at something new. - Karl Kraus

We've never been cool, we're hot. Irish people are Italians who can't dress, Jamaicans who can't dance. - Bono

I don't care how many beauty treatments you have, I don't care which bag you're carrying - you have to have a dress. - Vivienne Westwood

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

Wear a smile and have friends; wear a scowl and have wrinkles. What do we live for if not to make the world less difficult for each other? - George Eliot

It is always self-defeating to pretend to the style of a generation younger than your own; it simply erases your own experience in history. - Renata Adler

With so much to be aware of, awareness bracelets have reverted to signifying nothing more than color itself. Idealism has devolved into fashion. - Timothy Noah

A woman with confidence is hypnotic. A smile is mesmerizing. Presence, openness, a sense of humor - these are all things that make a woman attractive. - Jessica Ortner


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