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Sign at the Cottonwood Visitor Center, Joshua Tree National Park - a half hour drive northeast of Palm Springs, California
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Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

Habits form character, and character forms destiny. - James Allen

We can get all the Indians we need at the reservoir. - Samuel Goldwyn

Droughts are because god didn't pay his water bill. - Steven Wright

Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds

A man's manner to a certain extent indicates his character. - Samuel Smiles

A person's character is but half formed till after wedlock. - Charles Simmons

Courage combined with integrity is the foundation of character. - Brian Tracy

The great myth of our times is that technology is communication. - Libby Larsen

Intelligence plus character - that is the goal of true education. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Extremists think 'communication' means agreeing with them. - Leo Rosten

But we have to pass the bill so that you can find out what is in it. - Nancy Pelosi

The final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

Before you tell anyone to 'be yourself', reassess his character. - Unknown

We need to take dreams more literally, and waking life more symbolically. - Robert Moss

The woman who can create her own job is the one who will win fame and fortune. - Amelia Earhart

Character and personal force are the only investments that are worth anything. - Walt Whitman

You cannot dream yourself into a character; you must hammer and forge yourself one. - Henry David Thoreau

Actions, looks, words and steps form the alphabet by which you may spell character. - Johann Kasper Lavater

Change is an easy panacea. It takes character to stay in one place and be happy there. - Elizabeth Clarke Dunn

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

Show class, have pride, and display character. If you do, winning takes care of itself. - Paul Bryant

They say love is more important than money. Have you tried paying your bills with a hug? - Dave Chapelle

We learn the most from imperfect relationships - things like forgiveness and compassion. - Andrea Thompson

Be your character what it will, it will be known, and nobody will take it upon your word. - Lord Chesterfield

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

Character is better than ancestry, and personal conduct is of more importance than the highest. - Thomas J. Barnardo

Talent is God-given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be thankful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful. - Harvey Mackay

We need to trust our instincts, thoughts, and feelings. The plan will happen in spite of us, not because of us. - Melody Beattie

Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain but it takes character and self control to be understanding and forgiving. - Dale Carnegie

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

I would solve a lot of literary problems just thinking about a character in the subway, where you can't do anything anyway. - Toni Morrison

When anyone asks me about the Irish character, I say look at the trees. Maimed, stark and misshapen, but ferociously tenacious. - Unknown

I've got a great doctor. He gave a guy six months to live. They couldn't pay his bill so he gave him another six months. - Henny Youngman

The five essential entrepreneurial skills for success: Concentration, Discrimination, Organization, Innovation and Communication. - Harold S Geneen

There are all kinds of ways for a relationship to be tested, even broken, some, irrevocably; it's the endings we're unprepared for. - Katherine Owen

I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White

Bill Gates has always been a mentor and inspiration for me even before I knew him. Just growing up, I admired how Microsoft was mission-focused. - Mark Zuckerberg

Faced with crisis, the man of character falls back on himself. He imposes his own stamp of action, takes responsibility for it, makes it his own. - Charles De Gaulle


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