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Candlestine romance - Archie Bunker

I do. That is character! - Theodore Roosevelt

Hire character. Train skill. - Peter Schutz

We need Grace and forgiveness. - Pope Benedict XVI

Fame is the perfume of heroic deeds. - Socrates

Adversity tests a man's true character. - Unknown

With great power comes great electricity bill. - Unknown

The great hope of society is individual character. - William Ellery Channing

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight. - Leo Rosten

We can get all the Indians we need at the reservoir. - Samuel Goldwyn

I just heard from Bill Bailey. He's not coming home. - Henny Youngman

The desire for fame is the last weakness wise men put off. - Tacitus

When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite. - Winston Churchill

Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds

A person's character is but half formed till after wedlock. - Charles Simmons

Fame: The advantage of being known to those who do not know us. - Sebastien Chamfort

Nothing ever goes away until it teaches us what we need to know. - Pema Chodron

Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character. - Oscar Levant

We need old friends to help us grow old and new friends to help us stay young. - Letty Cottin Pogrebin

The most important thing in communication is to hear what isn't being said. - Peter Drucker

We need more young people involved in farming because the future needs real food. - Helena Sylvester

The result of bad communication is a disconnection between strategy and execution. - Chuck Martin

Character is the result of two things: Mental attitude and the way we spend our time. - Elbert Green Hubbard

Change is an easy panacea. It takes character to stay in one place and be happy there. - Elizabeth Clarke Dunn

True potential and purpose is not possible without good discipline and good character. - Rattan Singh

We need to learn to set our course by the stars, not by the lights of every passing ship. - Omar N Bradley

After nourishment, shelter and companionship, stories are the thing we need most in the world. - Philip Pullman

You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him. - Malcolm S Forbes

The real test of your character is your treatment of those who can be of no possible service to you. - Unknown

One who understands much displays a greater simplicity of character than one who understands little. - Alexander Chase

Romance is thinking about your significant other, when you are supposed to be thinking about something else. - Nicholas Sparks

Don't be accusing me of taking a bribe. You know what they call that, "definition of character." - Archie Bunker

When lying and omission become part of your character, you lose integrity and the trust you once had from others. - Theodore W Fedorchak

Every human being is intended to have a character of his own; to be what no others are, and to do what no other can do. - William Henry Channing

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. - Dave Barry

From a shy, timid girl I had become a woman of resolute character, who could no longer be frightened by the struggle with troubles. - Anna Dostoevsky

Like a human being, a company has to have an internal communication mechanism, a 'nervous system', to coordinate its actions. - Bill Gates

Bill Gates has always been a mentor and inspiration for me even before I knew him. Just growing up, I admired how Microsoft was mission-focused. - Mark Zuckerberg

Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid


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