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Candlestine romance - Archie Bunker

Hire character. Train skill. - Peter Schutz

With great power comes great electricity bill. - Unknown

Winning takes talent, to repeat takes character. - John Wooden

I just heard from Bill Bailey. He's not coming home. - Henny Youngman

Character is the real foundation of all worthwhile success. - John Hays Hammond

Fame: The advantage of being known to those who do not know us. - Sebastien Chamfort

Ability may get you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there. - John Wooden

Ability can take you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there. - Zig Ziglar

We tend to steer our lives in the direction of the lessons we need to learn. - Don Campbell

I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. - Drew Barrymore

The doctors can cure all sorts of ills, except the shock of doctors' bills. - Unknown

Making mistakes reveals human nature. How one deals with them reveals character. - Unknown

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

Do we need more time? Or do we need to be more disciplined with the time we have? - Kerry Johnson

The result of bad communication is a disconnection between strategy and execution. - Chuck Martin

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

True potential and purpose is not possible without good discipline and good character. - Rattan Singh

An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis

Nature magically suits a man to his fortunes, by making them the fruit of his character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

They say love is more important than money. Have you tried paying your bills with a hug? - Dave Chapelle

I've come to realize that real growth of character takes place in the valleys of life. - Dave Dravecky

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

I wonder why you can always read a Doctor's bill but you can never read his prescription. - Finley Peter Dunne

This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor: to change the character of our thought. - Lin Yutang

It is important to understand that it is a prayer life that builds character that honours God. - Ravi Zacharias

I wondher why ye can always read a doctor's bill an' ye niver can read his purscription. - Finley Peter Dunne

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. - Abraham Lincoln

The audience, upon learning that the real Buffalo Bill was present, gave several cheers between the acts. - Buffalo Bill

Romance is thinking about your significant other, when you are supposed to be thinking about something else. - Nicholas Sparks

Don't be accusing me of taking a bribe. You know what they call that, "definition of character." - Archie Bunker

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

Life doesn't make any sense without interdependence. We need each other, and the sooner we learn that, the better for us all. - Erik Erikson

We do not need magic to change the world, we carry all the power we need inside ourselves already; we have the power to imagine better. - J K Rowling

I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen

They submitted bills, and we paid them. Then we checked the engineering reports and found out that we had paid them far more than we owed them. - Donald Trump

More people watch television and get their information that way than read books. I find new technology and new ways of communication very exciting. - Stephen Covey


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