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Character is not what you are in the dark. - Unknown

Dreams are the touchstones of our character. - Henry David Thoreau

Life always takes on the character of its motive. - J.G. Holland

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight. - Leo Rosten

I thought talk was cheap until I saw our telephone bill. - Henny Youngman

Put more trust in nobility of character than in an oath. - Solon

Parting is all we know of heaven, and all we need of hell. - Emily Dickinson

We cannot become what we need to be by remaining what we are. - Max De Pree

We need a president who's fluent in at least one language. - Buck Henry

A man's manner to a certain extent indicates his character. - Samuel Smiles

Intelligence plus character - that is the goal of true education. - Martin Luther King Jr.

What we need is not the will to believe, but the wish to find out. - Bertrand Russell

Fame usually comes to those who are thinking about something else. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

I don't really get romance. Bring me fish or moose, not flowers. - Eden Robinson

The final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

Character may almost be called the most effective means of persuasion. - Aristotle

The most important thing in communication is hearing what isn't said. - Peter F Drucker

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

The result of bad communication is a disconnection between strategy and execution. - Chuck Martin

You cannot dream yourself into a character; you must hammer and forge yourself one. - Henry David Thoreau

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

Procrastination is like a credit card: it's a lot of fun until you get the bill. - Christopher Parker

Nature magically suits a man to his fortunes, by making them the fruit of his character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

They say love is more important than money. Have you tried paying your bills with a hug? - Dave Chapelle

A man is literally what he thinks, his character being the complete sum of all his thoughts. - James Allen

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

A true relationship is when you can tell each other anything and everything. No secrets, no lies. - Unknown

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. - Abraham Lincoln

Talent is God-given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be thankful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful. - Harvey Mackay

You learn more from failure than from success. Don't let it stop you. Failure builds character. - Unknown

When writing a novel a writer should create living people; people not characters. A character is a caricature. - Ernest Hemingway

Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain but it takes character and self control to be understanding and forgiving. - Dale Carnegie

Everyone has a skeleton in their closet. The difference between Bill Clinton and myself is that he has a walk-in closet. - Pat Buchanan

True faith rests upon the character of God and asks no further proof than the moral perfections of the One who cannot lie. - A.W. Tozer

While some pain is probably inevitable in all relationships, successful couples are usually the ones who are able to forgive. - Ilona Boniwell

There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown

I've got a great doctor. He gave a guy six months to live. They couldn't pay his bill so he gave him another six months. - Henny Youngman

They submitted bills, and we paid them. Then we checked the engineering reports and found out that we had paid them far more than we owed them. - Donald Trump

This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown


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