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Applause is a receipt, not a bill. - Dale Carnegie

Fame is the perfume of heroic deeds. - Socrates

Romance is the icing, the love is the cake. - Unknown

Character, not circumstances, makes the man. - Booker T. Washington

Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

Reputation is for time; character is for eternity. - J.B. Gough

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight. - Leo Rosten

Droughts are because god didn't pay his water bill. - Steven Wright

Public behavior is merely private character writ large. - Stephen Covey

I just heard from Bill Bailey. He's not coming home. - Henny Youngman

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

Character is, for the most part, simply habit become fixed. - C.H. Parkhurst

We cannot become what we need to be by remaining what we are. - Max De Pree

We need a president who's fluent in at least one language. - Buck Henry

In my last movie I played an unsympathetic character - myself. - Oscar Levant

A man's manner to a certain extent indicates his character. - Samuel Smiles

Fame: The advantage of being known to those who do not know us. - Sebastien Chamfort

Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Intelligence plus character - that is the goal of true education. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Unto ourselves our own life is necessary, unto others our character. - St. Augustine

It is of little traits that the greatest human character is composed. - William Winter

Nothing arouses ambition so much as the trumpet clang of another's fame. - Baltasar Gracian

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

The world may take your reputation from you, but it cannot take your character. - Emma Dunham Kelley

Making mistakes reveals human nature. How one deals with them reveals character. - Unknown

John Wooden was a hall of fame character long before he was a hall of fame coach. - John C Maxwell

Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street. - Elbert Hubbard

Change is an easy panacea. It takes character to stay in one place and be happy there. - Elizabeth Clarke Dunn

Show class, have pride, and display character. If you do, winning takes care of itself. - Paul Bryant

It requires less character to discover the faults of others than is does to tolerate them. - J. Petit Senn

It is important to understand that it is a prayer life that builds character that honours God. - Ravi Zacharias

Great acting is being able to create a character. Great character is being able to be yourself. - John Leguizamo

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

We need 4 hugs a day for survival. We need 8 hugs a day for maintenance. We need 12 hugs a day for growth. - Virginia Satir

We need to trust our instincts, thoughts, and feelings. The plan will happen in spite of us, not because of us. - Melody Beattie

If you create an act, you create a habit. If you create a habit, you create a character. If you create a character, you create a destiny. - Andre Maurois

There are all kinds of ways for a relationship to be tested, even broken, some, irrevocably; it's the endings we're unprepared for. - Katherine Owen

You don't develop courage by being happy in your relationships everyday. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity. - Epicurus


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