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Candlestine romance - Archie Bunker

Character is destiny. - Greek Proverb

We need a great president. - Donald Trump

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Fame is the perfume of heroic deeds. - Socrates

Polite conversation is rarely either. - Fran Lebowitz

The great hope of society is individual character. - William Ellery Channing

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight. - Leo Rosten

Habits form character, and character forms destiny. - James Allen

We can get all the Indians we need at the reservoir. - Samuel Goldwyn

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland

Droughts are because god didn't pay his water bill. - Steven Wright

Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance. - Oscar Wilde

Character is, for the most part, simply habit become fixed. - C.H. Parkhurst

What do we need a psychiatrist for? We know our kid is nuts. - Homer Simpson

We need a leader that wrote "The Art of the Deal". - Donald Trump

Yachting: standing in a cold shower tearing up hundred-dollar bills. - Unknown

But we have to pass the bill so that you can find out what is in it. - Nancy Pelosi

The final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

Before you tell anyone to 'be yourself', reassess his character. - Unknown

Ability may get you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there. - John Wooden

We tend to steer our lives in the direction of the lessons we need to learn. - Don Campbell

What we need most, is not so much to realize the ideal as to idealize the real. - Francis Herbert Hedge

The true test of a man's character is what he does when no one is watching. - John Wooden

Making mistakes reveals human nature. How one deals with them reveals character. - Unknown

As long as I can wear a wig I can be any character, and in real life I can be myself. - Ginnifer Goodwin

A man never discloses his own character so clearly as when he describes another's. - Jean Paul Richter

People seem not to see that their opinion of the world is also a confession of character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him. - Malcolm S Forbes

I wondher why ye can always read a doctor's bill an' ye niver can read his purscription. - Finley Peter Dunne

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. - Abraham Lincoln

Character is higher than intellect. A great soul will be strong to live, as well as strong to think. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Most people say that it is the intellect which makes a great scientist. They are wrong: it is character. - Albert Einstein

By my count, more business leaders have failed and derailed because of arrogance than any other character flaw. - Harvey Mackay

Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid. - Frank Zappa

Often we can help each other most by leaving each other alone; at other times we need the hand-grasp and the word of cheer. - Elbert Hubbard

I would solve a lot of literary problems just thinking about a character in the subway, where you can't do anything anyway. - Toni Morrison

Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right path, the final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

Every man, as to character, is the creature of the age in which he lives. Very few are able to raise themselves above the ideas of their times. - Voltaire


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