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Character is destiny. - Greek Proverb

I do. That is character! - Theodore Roosevelt

Praise doesn't pay the bills. - German Proverb

Polite conversation is rarely either. - Fran Lebowitz

National Sarcasm Society. Like we need your support! - Unknown

The essential thing is not knowledge, but character. - Joseph Le Conte

Put more trust in nobility of character than in an oath. - Solon

When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite. - Winston Churchill

Persistence is to the character of man as carbon is to steel. - Napoleon Hill

Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds

A man's manner to a certain extent indicates his character. - Samuel Smiles

If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. - Unknown

Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman. - Oscar Wilde

I don't really get romance. Bring me fish or moose, not flowers. - Eden Robinson

Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs. - Homer Simpson

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. - Drew Barrymore

The most important thing in communication is to hear what isn't being said. - Peter Drucker

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

Be happy in the moment, that's enough. Each moment is all we need, not more. - Mother Teresa

People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar

Content builds relationships. Relationships are built on trust. Trust drives revenue. - Andrew Davis

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

Any disaster you can survive is an improvement in your character, your stature, and your life. - Joseph Campbell

Great acting is being able to create a character. Great character is being able to be yourself. - John Leguizamo

Character is better than ancestry, and personal conduct is of more importance than the highest. - Thomas J. Barnardo

Bill Gates is a very rich man today, and do you want to know why? The answer is one word: versions. - Dave Barry

Character is higher than intellect. A great soul will be strong to live, as well as strong to think. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

One who understands much displays a greater simplicity of character than one who understands little. - Alexander Chase

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

The audience, upon learning that the real Buffalo Bill was present, gave several cheers between the acts. - Buffalo Bill

A man of character does not expect to be liked by everyone, nor does he worry about being liked by anyone. - Unknown

By my count, more business leaders have failed and derailed because of arrogance than any other character flaw. - Harvey Mackay

The character of our praying will determine the character of our preaching. Light praying makes light preaching. - E.M. Bounds

Often we can help each other most by leaving each other alone; at other times we need the hand-grasp and the word of cheer. - Elbert Hubbard

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

Imagining what a character will do in a given situation - it's like an equation, and working it out is a marathon rather than a sprint. - Callum Turner

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown


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