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Sign at the Cottonwood Visitor Center, Joshua Tree National Park - a half hour drive northeast of Palm Springs, California
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Candlestine romance - Archie Bunker

Character is destiny. - Greek Proverb

I was playing a character. - Paris Hilton

Polite conversation is rarely either. - Fran Lebowitz

A root is a flower that disdains fame. - Kahlil Gibran

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

Happiness is not the end of life; character is. - Henry Ward Beecher

Winning takes talent, to repeat takes character. - John Wooden

Appropriate rules cultivate a disciplined character. - Bill Welker

Character is not given to us; we build it ourselves. - Mabel Hale

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland

Droughts are because god didn't pay his water bill. - Steven Wright

Character is a diamond that scratches every other stone. - Cyrus A. Bartol

Persistence is to the character of man as carbon is to steel. - Napoleon Hill

A man's manner to a certain extent indicates his character. - Samuel Smiles

A person's character is but half formed till after wedlock. - Charles Simmons

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs. - Homer Simpson

While your circumstances are beyond your control, your character is not. - John C Maxwell

Ability may get you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there. - John Wooden

I was always a character actor: I just looked like Little Red Riding Hood. - Paul Newman

Ability can take you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there. - Zig Ziglar

Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi

The woman who can create her own job is the one who will win fame and fortune. - Amelia Earhart

The doctors can cure all sorts of ills, except the shock of doctors' bills. - Unknown

You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans. - Ronald Reagan

No dignity, no learning, no force of character, can make any stand against good wit. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Character is the result of two things: Mental attitude and the way we spend our time. - Elbert Green Hubbard

It requires less character to discover the faults of others than is does to tolerate them. - J. Petit Senn

The best rule of thumb for character is to remember that if you can't be big, don't belittle. - Unknown

Most people say that it is the intellect which makes a great scientist. They are wrong: it is character. - Albert Einstein

The audience, upon learning that the real Buffalo Bill was present, gave several cheers between the acts. - Buffalo Bill

Our character is but the stamp on our souls of the free choices of good and evil we have made through life. - John C. Geikie

A dinosaur out of context is like a character without a story. Worse than that, the character suffers from amnesia. - Jack Horner

Every human being is intended to have a character of his own; to be what no others are, and to do what no other can do. - William Henry Channing

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

I would solve a lot of literary problems just thinking about a character in the subway, where you can't do anything anyway. - Toni Morrison

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

Faced with crisis, the man of character falls back on himself. He imposes his own stamp of action, takes responsibility for it, makes it his own. - Charles De Gaulle


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