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Sinking Feeling

Walking into no-woman’s land

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Jumping off the deep end

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Jump and the net will appear. - Les Brown

Some rise by sin, and some by virtue fall. - William Shakespeare

Those who stand for nothing fall for anything. - Alexander Hamilton

If the skies fall, one may hope to catch larks. - Francois Rabelais

You can't blame gravity for falling in love. - Albert Einstein

A halo has to fall only a few inches to be a noose. - Dan McKinnon

Let justice be done though the heavens should fall. - John Adams

He who sleeps on the floor will not fall off the bed. - Robert Gronock

Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love. - Albert Einstein

I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass. - David Lee Roth

It's not how far you fall, but how high you bounce that counts. - Zig Ziglar

It doesn't work to leap a twenty-foot chasm in two ten-foot jumps. - Proverb

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up. - Unknown

When the blind lead the blind, no wonder they both fall into matrimony. - George Farquhar

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

Sometimes good things fall apart so that better things can fall together. - Marilyn Monroe

Keep your face always toward the sunshine - and shadows will fall behind you. - Walt Whitman

Nothing encourages creativity like the chance to fall flat on one's face. - James D Finley

The most dangerous thing I've ever done is probably bungee jumping in Thailand. - Simon Cowell

Half of the failures in life come from pulling one’s horse when he is leaping. - Thomas Hood

Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead. - Lucille Ball

Live each day like it's your second to the last. That way you can fall asleep at night. - Jason Love

I don't look to jump over 7-foot bars. I look around for 1-foot bars that I can step over. - Warren Buffett

Who has not sat before his own heart's curtain? It lifts: and the scenery is falling apart. - Rainer M. Rilke

Those who have one foot in the canoe and one foot in the boat are going to fall into the river. - Tuscarora Proverb

In times of great stress or adversity, plow your anger and your energy into something positive. - Lee Iacocca

All growth is a leap in the dark, a spontaneous, unpremeditated act without benefit of experience. - Henry Miller

Every leap year I like to jump. It’s a good way to get my daily exercise in every four years. - Jarod Kintz

You can't fall if you don't climb. But there's no joy in living your whole life on the ground. - Unknown

When you trip over love, it is easy to get up. But when you fall in love, it is impossible to stand again. - Albert Einstein

A great accomplishment shouldn't be the end of the road, just the starting point for the next leap forward. - Harvey Mackay

To avoid an occasion for our virtues is a worse degree of failure than to push forward pluckily and make a fall. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Antelope: 1. Why Grandpa won't forgive Uncle; 2. Event involving two bugs who fall in love and run away together. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

She ran after the garbage truck yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?"
The driver said, "No, jump in!" - Red Skelton

Living is a form of not being sure, not knowing what next or how. We guess. We may be wrong, but we take leap after leap in the dark. - Agnes de Mille

Love is like jumping out of an airplane with no parachute. But there’s no need to be frightened, because that plane is still on the ground. - Jarod Kintz

The greater danger for most of us lies not in setting our aim too high and falling short; but in setting our aim too low, and achieving our mark. - Michelangelo Buonarroti

Not every man can carry a full cup. Sudden elevation frequently leads to pride and a fall. The most exacting test of all is to survive prosperity. - Oswald Sanders

When it feels scary to jump, that is exactly when you jump, otherwise you end up staying in the same place your whole life, and that I can't do - Abel Morales


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