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Sinking Feeling

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Jumping off the deep end

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Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

Look twice before you leap. - Charlotte Bronte

A stumble may prevent a fall. - English Proverb

Jump and the net will appear. - Les Brown

Go back a little to leap further. - John Clarke

Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold. - William Butler Yeats

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

You can't blame gravity for falling in love. - Albert Einstein

If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel. - Unknown

The bird who dares to fall is the bird who learns to fly. - Unknown

Leadership does not always wear the harness of compromise. - Woodrow Wilson

Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love. - Albert Einstein

Success consists of getting up just one more time than you fall. - Oliver Goldsmith

If you don't stand for something you will fall for anything. - Gordon A. Eadie

We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

I believe in an open mind, but not so open that your brains fall out. - Arthur Hays Sulzberger

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

Fish die belly upward, and rise to the surface. Its their way of falling. - Andre Gide

Adopting the right attitude can convert a negative stress into a positive one. - Hans Selye

I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know? - Ernest Hemingway

Life is like riding a bicycle. You don't fall off unless you plan to stop pedaling. - Claude Pepper

You cannot fall from Grace. You can only fall into Grace. It is Grace that catches you. - John Gray

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart. - Caryn Leschen

Each new chapter of our lives requests an old part of us to fall and a new part of us to rise. - Jenna Galbut

In the arena of life the honors and rewards fall to those who show their good qualities in action. - Aristotle

It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb

I'm a human being and I fall in love and sometimes I don't have control of every situation. - Beyonce

Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

In conclusion, the arms of others either fall from your back, or they weigh you down, or they bind you fast. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

The understanding must not therefore be supplied with wings, but rather hung with weights, to keep it fro leaping and flying. - Francis Bacon

Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

I come bearing an olive branch in one hand, and the freedom fighter's gun in the other. Do not let the olive branch fall from my hand. - Yasser Arafat

Love is like jumping out of an airplane with no parachute. But there’s no need to be frightened, because that plane is still on the ground. - Jarod Kintz

When it feels scary to jump, that is exactly when you jump, otherwise you end up staying in the same place your whole life, and that I can't do - Abel Morales


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