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Sinking Feeling

Walking into no-woman’s land

Sinking Feeling thanks to Gene Jaster

Jumping off the deep end

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Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

Leap and the net will appear. - Zen Saying

Jump and the net will appear. - Les Brown

Those who stand for nothing fall for anything. - Alexander Hamilton

Put the ladder over before you jump overboard. - Unknown

Forget love - I'd rather fall in chocolate! - Unknown

Success is falling nine times and getting up ten. - Jon Bon Jovi

Let justice be done though the heavens should fall. - John Adams

One who sits between two chairs may easily fall down. - Romanian and Russian Proverb

You have freedom when you're easy in your harness. - Robert Frost

Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you. - Maori Proverb

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out. - Steven Wright

I don't jog. It makes the ice jump right out of my glass. - David Lee Roth

All for one and one for all, united we stand divided we fall. - Alexandre Dumas

Even if you fall on your face, you're still moving forward. - Robert C. Gallagher

If you don't stand for something you will fall for anything. - Gordon A. Eadie

We'd show an Alzheimer's survivor here, if there were one. - Unknown

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up. - Steven Wright

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in getting up every time we do. - Confucius

Learn not to talk to me. You shake the tree, a leopard's going to fall out. - Kobe Bryant

Sometimes when things are falling apart they may actually be falling into place. - Unknown

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

If you fall out of that window and break both your legs, don't come running to me. - Groucho Marx

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

I'm just glad it'll be Clark Gable who's falling on his face and not Gary Cooper. - Gary Cooper

Humans need fantasy to be human. To be the place where the falling angel meets the rising ape. - Terry Pratchett

The person who reads too much and uses his brain too little will fall into lazy habits of thinking. - Albert Einstein

An Irishman is never drunk as long as he can hold onto one blade of grass to keep from falling off the earth. - Unknown

150 people die every year from being hit by falling coconuts. Not to worry, drug makers are developing a vaccine. - Jim Carrey

I think it's my adventure, my trip, my journey, and I guess my attitude is, let the chips fall where they may. - Leonard Nimoy

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

The Swedish engineer who invented the zip fastener made a greater intellectual leap than many scientists do in a lifetime. - Martin Rees

He who begins with Metaphysics will not only become confused in matters of religion, but will fall into complete infidelity. - Maimonides

To describe my mother would be to write about a hurricane in its perfect power. Or the climbing, falling colors of a rainbow. - Maya Angelou

When you're young and you fall off a horse, you may break something. When you're my age and you fall off, you splatter. - Roy Rogers

When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall one by one, an unpitied sacrifice in a contemptible struggle. - Edmund Burke

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner


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