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Sinking Feeling

Walking into no-woman’s land

Sinking Feeling thanks to Gene Jaster

Jumping off the deep end

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Never catch a falling knife. - Wall Street Saying

I just get up again when I fall down. - Paul Harvey

Some rise by sin, and some by virtue fall. - William Shakespeare

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

One who sits between two chairs may easily fall down. - Romanian and Russian Proverb

Where you stumble and fall, there you discover the gold. - Joseph Campbell

Every day a piano doesn't fall on my head is good luck. - Meg Rosoff

Getting to Mars is a problem. Falling in love is a mystery. - Ravi Zacharias

The most dangerous strategy is to jump a chasm in two leaps. - Benjamin Disraeli

I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass. - David Lee Roth

Millions saw the apple fall, but Newton was the one who asked why. - Bernard Baruch

I hope it will be hard for the Russians to jump across that creek. - Gustavus Adolphus

It doesn't work to leap a twenty-foot chasm in two ten-foot jumps. - Proverb

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up. - Unknown

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up. - Steven Wright

To succeed, jump as quickly at opportunities as you do at conclusions. - Benjamin Franklin

It's hard asking someone with a broken heart to fall in love again. - Eric Kripke

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

Fish die belly upward, and rise to the surface. Its their way of falling. - Andre Gide

You don't drown by falling into water. You only drown if you stay there. - Zig Ziglar

Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in getting up every time we do. - Confucius

I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know? - Ernest Hemingway

Most stress is caused by people who overestimate the importance of their problems. - Michael LeBoeuf

Half of the failures in life come from pulling one’s horse when he is leaping. - Thomas Hood

Life is like riding a bicycle. You don't fall off unless you plan to stop pedaling. - Claude Pepper

The fall of the Berlin Wall makes for nice pictures. But it all started in the shipyards. - Lech Walesa

Live each day like it's your second to the last. That way you can fall asleep at night. - Jason Love

You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams. - Dr. Seuss

A great accomplishment shouldn't be the end of the road, just the starting point for the next leap forward. - Harvey Mackay

I am one of those cliff-hanging Catholics. I don't believe in God, but I do believe that Mary was his mother. - Martin Sheen

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

The Swedish engineer who invented the zip fastener made a greater intellectual leap than many scientists do in a lifetime. - Martin Rees

To describe my mother would be to write about a hurricane in its perfect power. Or the climbing, falling colors of a rainbow. - Maya Angelou

Honest and peace-loving people shun the Courts and are prepared to suffer loss rather than fall into a Lawyer's clutches. - Peter De Noronha

I am weird, you are weird. Everyone in this world is weird. One day, two people come together in mutual weirdness and fall in love. - Dr. Seuss

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

Or maybe spring is the season of love and fall the season of mad lust. Spring for flirting but fall for the untamed delicious wild thing. - Elizabeth Cohen

I come bearing an olive branch in one hand, and the freedom fighter's gun in the other. Do not let the olive branch fall from my hand. - Yasser Arafat

Life is like the dice that, falling, still show a different face. So life, though it remains the same, is always presenting different aspects. - Alexis


Lunch Break

Digging One's Own Grave

See The Difference?

Gas and Dash

OctoMask

Bird on a Wire (past tense)

Workplace Hazards in Tasmania

Tiger On A Roll

Men's Golf Rules

Where Did He Go?

Sudden Invented Syndrome

Calculus Drinks

Lights, Camera, Overreaction

Rebar Walker

Leading The Way

Melted Dog

Painful Ballet

Welder's Last Stand

My Life Goal

1-800-PILLCASH

Ghetto Boat

Hungry Hiker Tree

Redneck Roof

My Last Swim In The Ocean