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Signal Hill Wireless, St. John's, Newfoundland

Where Marconi RECEIVED the 1st Transatlantic Wireless Signal

Signal Hill Wireless, St. John's, Newfoundland thanks to joe-kster

Signal Hill Wireless, St. John's, Newfoundland thanks to joe-kster

Did you know that Marconi’s company was selected to supply the wireless for the first (maiden, and last) voyage of the Titanic (15-Apr-1912)? Unfortunately, the wireless operator on duty that fateful night was so preoccupied with sending a huge backlog of passenger wireless messages (to Cape Race, Newfoundland) that he didn't pass on the last 2 warning messages of nearby icebergs to the Titanic captain...

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There is no forgiveness in nature. - Ugo Betti

A lawn is nature under totalitarian rule. - Michael Pollan

Treehouses are the ultimate return to nature. - Pete Nelson

Nature always wears the colors of the spirit. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

He loves nature in spite of what it did to him. - Forrest Tucker

Out of defeat can come the best in human nature. - Billy Graham

Chocolate is nature's way of making up for Mondays. - Unknown

It is a human nature to think wisely and act foolishly. - Anatole France

I always have an optimistic view, no matter what it is. - Stephen Curry

Air pollution is turning Mother Nature prematurely gray. - Irv Kupcinet

In all things of nature, there is something of the marvelous. - Aristotle

Every film is a puzzle really, from an editorial point of view. - Walter Murch

Mountains are the beginning and the end of all natural scenery. - John Ruskin

Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination. - Voltaire

Nature never makes any blunders. When she makes a fool she means it. - Archibald Alexander

Loss is nothing else but change, and change is Nature's delight. - Marcus Aurelius

Look deep into nature, and then you will understand everything better. - Albert Einstein

Who would dare assign to art the sterile function of imitating nature? - Charles Baudelaire

An optimist is someone who gets treed by a lion but enjoys the scenery. - Walter Winchell

My wish is to stay always like this, living quietly in a corner of nature. - Claude Monet

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor

I go to nature to be soothed and healed, and to have my senses put in order. - John Burroughs

Nature reserves the right to inflict upon her children the most terrifying jests. - Thornton Wilder

Mankind, since the improvement of cookery, eats twice as much as nature requires. - Benjamin Franklin

Nature magically suits a man to his fortunes, by making them the fruit of his character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. - Ingrid Bergman

Copy nature and you infringe on the work of our Lord. Interpret nature and you are an artist. - Jacques Lipchitz

Like a great poet, nature knows how to produce the greatest effects with the most limited means. - Heinrich Heine

Art is the right hand of nature. The latter has only given us being, the former has made us men. - Friedrich Schiller

A definite purpose, like blinders on a horse, inevitably narrows its possessor's point of view. - Robert Frost

I just want to make pictures that are entertaining. I'll leave the scenery chewing to someone else. - Alan Ladd

I think Nature's imagination is so much greater than man's, she's never gonna let us relax! - Richard P Feynman

A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view. - Sophia Loren

I've come to view Jesus much the way I view Elvis. I love the guy but the fan clubs really freak me out. - John Fugelsang

Action is the highest perfection and drawing forth of the utmost power, vigor, and acitivty of man's nature. - Robert South

All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion and desire. - Aristotle

Each patient ought to feel somewhat the better after the physician's visit, irrespective of the nature of the illness. - Warfield Theobald Longcope

In nature, nothing is perfect and everything is perfect. Trees can be contorted, bent in weird ways, and they're still beautiful. - Alice Walker

When nature is my inspiration and subject, I am witness to an extraordinary range of color and every imaginable atmospheric condition. - Karen Casey

Nature will bear the closest inspection. She invites us to lay our eye level with her smallest leaf, and take an insect view of its plain. - Henry David Thoreau


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