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Sick Tombstone

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Gags die, humor doesn't. - Jack Benny

The best way to get praise is to die. - Italian Proverb

Biography lends to death a new terror. - Oscar Wilde

If this is dying, I don't think much of it. - Lytton Strachey

When good men die, their goodness does not perish. - Euripides

Ya look like one of those pall buriers at a funeral. - Archie Bunker

Our hope is as certain as Jesus's grave is empty. - Sam Allberry

If you wish to die young, make your physician your heir. - Romania Proverb

Most people die with their music still locked up inside them. - Benjamin Disraeli

Man is a complex being: He makes deserts bloom - and lakes die. - Gil Stern

There is no cure for birth and death, save to enjoy the interval. - George Santayana

Never chase a lie. Let it alone, and it will run itself to death. - Lyman Beecher

Memorial Service: Farewell party for someone who has already left. - Robert Byrne

Praise follows truth afar off, and only overtakes her at the grave. - James R Lowell

Death comes equally to us all, and makes us all equal when it comes. - John Donne

Misers part with nothing until they die. Then they give up the ghost. - Latin Proverb

Violence is like a weed - it does not die even in the greatest drought. - Simon Wiesenthal

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

I believe that people would be alive today if there were a death penalty. - Nancy Reagan

Death twitches my ear. "Live," he says; "I am coming." - Virgil

It's not dying for faith that's so hard, it's living up to it. - William Makepeace Thackeray

Bravery is the capacity to perform properly even when scared half to death. - Omar Brailey

The empty grave does not do anything to us. You need to meet the Risen One. - Alex Harten

Santanism: The belief that when you die, your soul gets stuck in the chimney - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Never knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run away. Death hates that. - Matt Frewer

We have to live our lives as if we are dying of a fatal disease. Because we are. - Phineas Narco

You need to bury the hatchet. No need to hold grudges. That only weighs you down. - Ken Shamrock

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken-winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

I postpone death by living, by suffering, by error, by risking, by giving, by loving. - Anais Nin

To be born free is an accident; to live free a responsibility; to die free is an obligation. - Mrs. Hubbard Davis

People were never "living with their disease." We cured them. Or they died from it. - Neil deGrasse Tyson

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh. - George Bernard Shaw

Live with fulfillment, serve with passion so in this lifetime you will have the abillity to die with no regrets. - Randy Gonzales

My mother reads the obituary page every day, but she could never understand how people always die in alphabetical order. - Frank Carson

To be idle is a short road to death and to be diligent is a way of life; foolish people are idle, wise people are diligent. - Buddha

The symbolic language of the crucifixion is the death of the old paradigm; resurrection is a leap into a whole new way of thinking. - Deepak Chopra

When you were born, you cried and the world rejoiced. Live your life in such a manner that when you die, the world cries and you rejoice. - Unknown

Why should we honour those that die upon the field of battle? A man may show as reckless a courage in entering into the abyss of himself. - William Butler Yeats

Thirteen roadways lead through life
To thirteen doors of death,
Homeward from foolish fears and strife
We float on failing breath. - Tao


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