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Sick Tombstone

Some warnings come too late

Sick Tombstone thanks to Dwayne Martin

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What we live by we die by. - Robert Frost

I'm Irish. I think about death all the time. - Jack Nicholson

I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying - dead. - Oscar Wilde

Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet. - Kin Hubbard

Death may be the greatest of all human blessings. - Socrates

Death is the sound of distant thunder at a picnic. - W H Auden

Courage is being scared to death but saddling up anyway. - John Wayne

I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong. - Bertrand Russell

The death of a friend is equivalent to the loss of a limb. - German Proverb

Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so. - Bertrand Russell

There are causes worth dying for, but none worth killing for. - Albert Camus

I am learning all the time. The tombstone will be my diploma. - Eartha Kitt

Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson

Spend your days pursuing the things you want said at your funeral. - Peter Legge

It's better to die upon your feet than to live upon your knees. - Emiliano Zapata

To achieve things, we must live as though we are never going to die. - Luc de Clapiers

If life must not be taken too seriously, then so neither must death. - Samuel Butler

My own business always bores me to death; I prefer other people's. - Oscar Wilde

A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin. - H L Mencken

Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever. - Mahatma Gandhi

I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens. - Woody Allen

Mexico: where life is cheap, death is rich, and the buzzards are never unhappy. - Edward Abbey

"Fearless" is living in spite of those things that scare you to death. - Taylor Swift

We have to live our lives as if we are dying of a fatal disease. Because we are. - Phineas Narco

If Shaw and Einstein couldn't beat death, what chance have I got? Practically none. - Mel Brooks

I'm a Catholic and I can't commit suicide, but I plan to drink myself to death. - Jack Kerouac

Christ died for our sins. Are we to make his martyrdom meaningless by not committing them? - Jules Feiffer

A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Are you a man with a conscience, or just a shark who will die when you stop moving forward? - Roderick Vincent

I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. - Steven Wright

Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin - it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring. - S.J. Perelman

We are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well that Death will tremble to take us. - Charles Bukowski

Half the people in Hollywood are dying to be discovered and the other half are afraid they will be. - Lionel Barrymore

Death is nothing to us, since when we are, death has not come, and when death has come, we are not. - Epicurus

Life is better than death, if only because it is less boring, and because it has fresh peaches in it. - Alice Walker

I submit to you that if a man hasn't discovered something he will die for, he isn't fit to live. - Martin Luther King Jr.

If you think that praise is due, now's the time to show it, 'cause a man can't read his tombstone when he's dead. - Unknown

When my time on Earth is gone and my activities here are past, I want that they should bury me upside down so my critics can kiss my ass. - Bobby Knight

The mark of the immature man is that he wants to die nobly for a cause, while the mark of a mature man is that he wants to live humbly for one. - Wilhelm Stekel

What kind of man would live a life without daring? Is life so sweet that we should criticize men that seek adventure? Is there a better way to die? - Charles Lindbergh


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