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Sick Tombstone

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Nobody ever died of laughter. - Max Beerbohm

How can I die? I'm booked. - George Burns

Liberty for wolves is death to the lambs. - Isaiah Berlin

He that lives upon hope will die fasting. - Benjamin Franklin

Nobody ever died of being shot by a cookie. - Ilona Andrews

Don't dig your grave with a knife and fork. - English Proverb

Death may be the greatest of all human blessings. - Socrates

If you like to seek revenge, dig a grave for two. - Jewish Proverb

Death is that after which nothing is of interest. - Rozinov

The only way you can become a legend is in your coffin. - Bette Davis

When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction. - Steven Wright

The death of a friend is equivalent to the loss of a limb. - German Proverb

Dream as you will live forever; live as you will die today. - Unknown

Kind words will never die - neither will they buy groceries. - Bill Nye

Absolute silence leads to sadness. It is the image of death. - Jean-Jacques Rousseau

After your death, you will be what you were before your birth. - Arthur Schopenhauer

Man is a complex being: He makes deserts bloom - and lakes die. - Gil Stern

Quit living as if the purpose of life is to arrive safely at death. - Mark Batterson

He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death. - H.H. Munro

Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die today. - James Dean

What is called a reason for living is also an excellent reason for dying. - Albert Camus

Mexico: where life is cheap, death is rich, and the buzzards are never unhappy. - Edward Abbey

If the rich could pay people to die for them, the poor could make a wonderful living. - Yiddish Proverb

Learn as if you were going to live forever. Live as if you were going to die tomorrow. - Mahatma Gandhi

My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. One of the other of us has to go. - Oscar Wilde

I'm a Catholic and I can't commit suicide, but I plan to drink myself to death. - Jack Kerouac

You know that I'm at death's door. But the trouble is that I'm afraid to knock. - W Somerset Maugham

All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and to, and why. - James Thurber

Death is not the greatest loss in life. The greatest loss is what dies inside us while we live. - Norman Cousins

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. - George Carlin

Love never dies a natural death. It dies because we don't know how to replenish its source. - Anais Nin

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

Life is better than death, if only because it is less boring, and because it has fresh peaches in it. - Alice Walker

Live with fulfillment, serve with passion so in this lifetime you will have the abillity to die with no regrets. - Randy Gonzales

A squirrel dying in front of your house may be more relevant to your interests right now than people dying in Africa. - Mark Zuckerberg

Being President is a lot like running a cemetery. You've got a lot of people under you and nobody's listening. - Bill Clinton

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

Today is yesterday's victory, yesterday is tomorrow's conquest, and tomorrow is today's war. Though I face death, I am not fearsome. - Nad├Ęge Richards

If I had a choice, I would still choose to remain blind... for when I die, the first face I will ever see will be the face of my blessed Saviour. - Fanny Crosby


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