Sick Tombstone

Death takes no bribes. - Benjamin Franklin

Death is the price of revolution. - H. Rap Brown

Biography lends to death a new terror. - Oscar Wilde

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Never live like a king, and die like a pauper. - Joe Segal

Don't dig your grave with a knife and fork. - English Proverb

To live in hearts we leave behind is not to die. - Clyde Campbell

If you like to seek revenge, dig a grave for two. - Jewish Proverb

Cowards die many times before their actual deaths. - Julius Caesar

When good men die, their goodness does not perish. - Euripides

What happens if you get scared half to death twice? - Steven Wright

The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated. - Mark Twain

I can't afford to die - I'd lose too much money. - George Burns

To live without risk for me would be tantamount to death. - Jacqueline Cochran

Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens. - JRR Tolkien

I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong. - Bertrand Russell

I am learning all the time. The tombstone will be my diploma. - Eartha Kitt

Man is a complex being: He makes deserts bloom - and lakes die. - Gil Stern

Each time we don't say what we want to say, we're dying. - Yoko Ono

For thirty years my act consisted of one joke. And then she died. - George Burns

Spend your days pursuing the things you want said at your funeral. - Peter Legge

Old statisticians never die, they are just broken down by age and sex. - Unknown

Can grave and formal pass for wise,
When Men the solemn Owl despise? - Benjamin Franklin

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

In an artist's life, death is perhaps not the most difficult thing. - Vincent van Gogh

In this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes. - Benjamin Franklin

Opera: where a guy gets stabbed in the back, and instead of dying, he sings. - Robert Benchley

A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers. - Grace Hansen

Most people live and die with their music still unplayed. They never dare to try. - Mary Kay Ash

Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time. - George Carlin

You purchase pain with all that joy can give and die of nothing but a rage to live. - Alexander Pope

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

Each night, when I go to sleep, I die. And the next morning, when I wake up, I am reborn. - Mahatma Gandhi

My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair. - Rodney Dangerfield

If you haven't found something you are willing to die for, you aren't fit to live. - Martin Luther King Jr.

When you reach the stars, boy, yes, and live there forever, all the fears will go, and Death himself will die. - Ray Bradbury

Why is it that people rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the people involved. - Mark Twain

I went to the bank and reviewed my savings. I found out I have all the money I'll ever need if I die tomorrow. - Henny Youngman

You don't get to choose how you're going to die. Or when. You can only decide how you're going to live. Now. - Joan Baez

One thing about being successful is that I stopped being afraid of dying. Once you're a star you're dead already. You're embalmed. - Dustin Hoffman