Sick Tombstone

All who have died are equal. - Comanche Proverb

Life is a near-death experience. - George Carlin

One has only to die to be praised. - German Proverb

I want to die young at a ripe old age. - Ashley Montagu

To die will be an awfully big adventure. - James M Barrie

I would rather die of passion than of boredom. - Emile Zola

The act of dying is also one of the acts of life. - Marcus Aurelius

The first step to eternal life is you have to die. - Chuck Palahniuk

The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated. - Mark Twain

Flight attendants don't die, they just fly higher. - Unknown

The only way you can become a legend is in your coffin. - Bette Davis

When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction. - Steven Wright

Of all the escape mechanisms, death is the most efficient. - H L Mencken

The Irish forgive their great men when they are safely buried. - Unknown

If Roosevelt were alive today, he'd turn over in his grave. - Samuel Goldwyn

When I die, bury me on the golf course so my husband will visit. - Unknown

Each time we don't say what we want to say, we're dying. - Yoko Ono

For thirty years my act consisted of one joke. And then she died. - George Burns

If any of you cry at my funeral I'll never speak to you again. - Stan Laurel

In an artist's life, death is perhaps not the most difficult thing. - Vincent van Gogh

Hearing nuns' confessions is like being stoned to death with popcorn. - Fulton J. Sheen

It's better to die in pursuit of your dreams than to live a life without hope. - Terry Brooks

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken-winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

You know that I'm at death's door. But the trouble is that I'm afraid to knock. - W Somerset Maugham

For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson

Easter is a time when God turned the inevitability of death into the invincibility of life. - Craig D Loundsbrough

All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and to, and why. - James Thurber

I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. - Steven Wright

I was born when you kissed me. I died when you left me. I lived a few weeks while you loved me. - Humphrey Bogart

The difference between death and taxes is death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets. - Will Rogers

There are many things worth living for, a few things worth dying for, and nothing worth killing for. - Tom Robbins

2% of the people think, 3% of the people think they think, and 95% of the people would rather die than think. - George Bernard Shaw

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

150 people die every year from being hit by falling coconuts. Not to worry, drug makers are developing a vaccine. - Jim Carrey

Melbourne is the kind of town that really makes you consider the question, "Is there life after death?" - Bette Midler

Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde

The fence around a cemetery is foolish, for those inside can't come out and those outside don't want to get it. - Arthur Brisbane

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

Today is yesterday's victory, yesterday is tomorrow's conquest, and tomorrow is today's war. Though I face death, I am not fearsome. - Nadège Richards