Sick Tombstone

Love is a grave mental disease. - Plato

If you give up your dreams, you die. - Flashdance

Now, young Skywalker... you will die. - The Emperor

Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway. - Unknown

When I die, bury my balls next to my old bag. - Unknown

My grandmother made dying her life's work. - Hugh Leonard

He is an old bore. Even the grave yawns for him. - Herbert B. Tree

There is no death! What seems so is a transition. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

The first step to eternal life is you have to die. - Chuck Palahniuk

Ya look like one of those pall buriers at a funeral. - Archie Bunker

Death is the greatest evil, because it cuts off hope. - William Hazlitt

He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt. - Joseph Heller

A man who won't die for something is not fit to live. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Men must have legends, else they will die of strangeness. - Les A Murray

Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die. - Joe Louis

When I die, bury me on the golf course so my husband will visit. - Unknown

Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds. - Buddha

Memorial Service: Farewell party for someone who has already left. - Robert Byrne

Praise follows truth afar off, and only overtakes her at the grave. - James R Lowell

In peace sons bury their fathers, but in war fathers bury their sons. - Croesus

My own business always bores me to death; I prefer other people's. - Oscar Wilde

Death is nothing, but to live defeated and inglorious is to die daily. - Napoleon Bonaparte

I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens. - Woody Allen

Never knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run away. Death hates that. - Matt Frewer

You cannot live without the lawyers, and certainly you cannot die without them. - Joseph H Choate

Those who love deeply never grow old; they may die of old age, but they die young. - Dorothy Canfield Fisher

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome. - Isaac Asimov

Death is a natural part of life. Rejoice for those around you who transform into the Force. - Yoda

I'm not afraid of death. It's the stake one puts up in order to lay the game of life. - Jean Giraudoux

People were never "living with their disease." We cured them. Or they died from it. - Neil deGrasse Tyson

Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin - it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring. - S.J. Perelman

I got well by talking. Death could not get a word in edgewise, grew discouraged, and traveled on. - Louise Erdrich

It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather, we should thank God that such men lived. - George S Patton

When you reach the stars, boy, yes, and live there forever, all the fears will go, and Death himself will die. - Ray Bradbury

You don't get to choose how you're going to die. Or when. You can only decide how you're going to live. Now. - Joan Baez

My mother reads the obituary page every day, but she could never understand how people always die in alphabetical order. - Frank Carson

There comes a stage at which a man would rather die cleanly by a bullet than by the unknown terror of the phantom in the forest. - Tahir Shah

Drink and dance and laugh and lie,
Love, the reeling midnight through,
For tomorrow we shall die!
(But, alas, we never do.) - Dorothy Parker

When I came back to Dublin, I was courtmartialled in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence. - Brendan Behan

Grandfather: Death is nothing to be afraid of.
Renee: It's not death I'm afraid of.
Grandfather: What is it, then?
Renee: Life - Yvonne Wood