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Sick Tombstone

Some warnings come too late

Sick Tombstone thanks to Dwayne Martin

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To die will be an awfully big adventure. - James M Barrie

Liberty for wolves is death to the lambs. - Isaiah Berlin

My grandmother made dying her life's work. - Hugh Leonard

Feed your faith and your fears will starve to death. - Unknown

Often the test of courage is not to die, but to live. - Conte Vittorio Afieri

There is no cure for death, save to enjoy the interval. - George Santayana

If it weren't for the olive, I'd starve to death. - Unknown

Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die. - Joe Louis

To die in the flower of age is a life offered in sacrifice. - Madagascar Saying

Jon Snow: I'm not afraid to die.
Mormont: Nor life, I hope. - George R.R. Martin

Intellectual growth should commence at birth and cease only at death. - Albert Einstein

I shall never act differently, even if I have to die for it many times. - Socrates

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

I believe that people would be alive today if there were a death penalty. - Nancy Reagan

Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever. - Mahatma Gandhi

He was so crooked that when he died they had to screw him into the ground. - Bob Hope

You're born. You suffer. You die. Fortunately, there's a loophole. - Billy Graham

Men have died from time to time, and worms have eaten them - but not for love. - William Shakespeare

But from this earth, this grave, this dust, my God shall raise me up, I trust. - Walter Raleigh

A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers. - Grace Hansen

You cannot live without the lawyers, and certainly you cannot die without them. - Joseph H Choate

We have to live our lives as if we are dying of a fatal disease. Because we are. - Phineas Narco

The general outlook is not that the person has died but that the person has lived. - William Buchanan

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

How easy it is for a man to die rich, if he will but be contented to live miserable. - Henry Fielding

It's better to die for an idea that will live than live for an idea that will die. - Steve Biko

Death is not extinguishing the light; it is putting out the lamp because dawn has come. - Rabindranath Tagore

When I die I want my tombstone to offer free WiFi, just so people will visit more often. - Unknown

When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty. - WC Fields

I was born when you kissed me. I died when you left me. I lived a few weeks while you loved me. - Humphrey Bogart

The art of storytelling is reaching its end because the epic slice of truth, wisdom, is dying out. - Walter Benjamin

It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather, we should thank God that such men lived. - George S Patton

Just have one more try - it's dead easy to die. It's the keeping-on-living that's hard. - Robert W. Service

Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh. - George Bernard Shaw

Melbourne is the kind of town that really makes you consider the question, "Is there life after death?" - Bette Midler

The fence around a cemetery is foolish, for those inside can't come out and those outside don't want to get it. - Arthur Brisbane

Life is not lost by dying; life is lost minute by minute, day by dragging day, in all the thousand small uncaring ways. - Stephen V Benet

Success is like death. The more successful you become, the higher the houses in the hills get and the higher the fences get. - Kevin Spacey

The only happy artist is a dead artist, because only then you can't change. After I die, I'll probably come back as a paintbrush. - Sylvester Stallone

We had hoped to have been bringing you Arthur the Human Chameleon, but this afternoon, he crawled across a tartan rug and died of exhaustion. - Ronnie Corbett


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