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Sick Tombstone

Some warnings come too late

Sick Tombstone thanks to Dwayne Martin

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One has only to die to be praised. - German Proverb

The death of a beloved is an amputation. - C S Lewis

You just do it, then if you die, you die. - T. Scott McLeod

Yes, all men must die. But we are not men. - Daenerys Targaryen

My grandmother made dying her life's work. - Hugh Leonard

I'm Irish. I think about death all the time. - Jack Nicholson

Death is that after which nothing is of interest. - Rozinov

Death is the sound of distant thunder at a picnic. - W H Auden

Feed your faith and your fears will starve to death. - Unknown

I am dying from the treatment of too many physicians. - Alexander The Great

Death - the last sleep? No, it is the final awakening. - Walter Scott

When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction. - Steven Wright

Death is life's way of telling you you're fired. - Unknown

You haven't lived until you've died in California. - Mort Sahl

Of all the escape mechanisms, death is the most efficient. - H L Mencken

Dream as you will live forever; live as you will die today. - Unknown

'Tis impossible to be sure of any thing but death and taxes. - Christopher Bullock

For thirty years my act consisted of one joke. And then she died. - George Burns

In an artist's life, death is perhaps not the most difficult thing. - Vincent van Gogh

Bravery is the capacity to perform properly even when scared half to death. - Omar Brailey

Opera: where a guy gets stabbed in the back, and instead of dying, he sings. - Robert Benchley

Many people's tombstones should read: 'Died at 30. Buried at 60.' - Nicholas M Butler

But from this earth, this grave, this dust, my God shall raise me up, I trust. - Walter Raleigh

We have to live our lives as if we are dying of a fatal disease. Because we are. - Phineas Narco

I know we're going to die. But some of us are going to do something about it. - Tom Burnett

Those who love deeply never grow old; they may die of old age, but they die young. - Dorothy Canfield Fisher

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome. - Isaac Asimov

Work as if you were to live a hundred years.
Pray as if you were to die tomorrow. - Benjamin Franklin

On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done easily lying down. - Woody Allen

Learn as if you were going to live forever. Live as if you were going to die tomorrow. - Mahatma Gandhi

My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. One of the other of us has to go. - Oscar Wilde

I know not what course others may take, but as for me, give me liberty, or give me death. - Patrick Henry

I am afraid. Not of life, or death, or nothingness, but of wasting it as if I had never been. - Daniel Keyes

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin

Just have one more try - it's dead easy to die. It's the keeping-on-living that's hard. - Robert W. Service

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman? - Woody Allen

I can't build my hopes on a foundation of confusion, misery and death. I think peace and tranquility will return again. - Anne Frank

If you think that praise is due, now's the time to show it, 'cause a man can't read his tombstone when he's dead. - Unknown

'Till death do us part' doesn't sound so horrible. It only means about 10 or 15 years and not the eternity it used to mean. - Joy Behar

What kind of man would live a life without daring? Is life so sweet that we should criticize men that seek adventure? Is there a better way to die? - Charles Lindbergh


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