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Sick Tombstone

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Death is philosophy's only problem. - Albert Camus

It is not death that alarms me, but dying. - Michel De Montaigne

Nobody ever died of being shot by a cookie. - Ilona Andrews

Laughter would be bereaved if snobbery died. - Peter Ustinov

You live and learn, then die and forget it all. - Noel Coward

Cowards die many times before their actual deaths. - Julius Caesar

Good men must die, but death cannot kill their names. - Danish Proverb

Courage is being scared to death but saddling up anyway. - John Wayne

She died doing what she loved, taking a selfie in traffic. - Unknown

I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong. - Bertrand Russell

Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so. - Bertrand Russell

There are causes worth dying for, but none worth killing for. - Albert Camus

His death was the first time that Ed Wynn ever made anyone sad. - Red Skelton

If Roosevelt were alive today, he'd turn over in his grave. - Samuel Goldwyn

Defeat is worse than death because you have to live with defeat. - Bill Musselman

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Mark Twain

Spend your days pursuing the things you want said at your funeral. - Peter Legge

Tigers die and leave their skins; people die and leave their names. - Japanese Proverb

Was Uncle Oscar's death very untimely, you ask? Well, it was near lunch. - Archie Bunker

But from this earth, this grave, this dust, my God shall raise me up, I trust. - Walter Raleigh

It's a blessing to die for a cause, because you can so easily die for nothing. - Andrew Young

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

If the rich could pay people to die for them, the poor could make a wonderful living. - Yiddish Proverb

Death had to take him in his sleep, for if he was awake there'd have been a fight. - Theodore Roosevelt

When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty. - WC Fields

I know not what course others may take, but as for me, give me liberty, or give me death. - Patrick Henry

If you haven't found something you are willing to die for, you aren't fit to live. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Christ died for our sins. Are we to make his martyrdom meaningless by not committing them? - Jules Feiffer

Most God-ordained dreams die because we are not willing to do something that seems illogical. - Mark Batterson

My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who'd lost three husbands. - Kin Hubbard

Why buy flowers for Valentine's Day? Just go to a cemetery and collect a dozen off a few graves. - Jarod Kintz

The trouble with quotes about death is that 99.999 percent of them are made by people who are still alive. - Joshua Bruns

2% of the people think, 3% of the people think they think, and 95% of the people would rather die than think. - George Bernard Shaw

No one has yet had the courage to memorialize his wealth on his tombstone. A dollar mark would not look well there. - Corra May Harris

Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde

You never know how much you really believe anything until its truth or falsehood becomes a matter of life and death to you. - C S Lewis

The boundaries which divide life from death are at best shadowy and vague. Who shall say where one ends, and the other begins? - Edgar Alan Poe

There comes a stage at which a man would rather die cleanly by a bullet than by the unknown terror of the phantom in the forest. - Tahir Shah

The mark of the immature man is that he wants to die nobly for a cause, while the mark of a mature man is that he wants to live humbly for one. - Wilhelm Stekel


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