Shoe Stop

Never let the tail wag the dog. - Unknown

Dogs never bite me. Just humans. - Marilyn Monroe

Fashion should be stylish and fun. - Twiggy

My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet. - Edith Wharton

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffett

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

One trained dog equals 60 search-and-rescue workers. - Charles Stoehr

Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb

Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields

A fit, healthy body - that is the best fashion statement. - Jess C. Scott

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. - Andy Rooney

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

I have nothing against dogs. I just hate rugs that go squish-squish. - Phyllis Diller

A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown

There's no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. - Ben Williams

The trees in Siberia are miles apart - that's why the dogs are so fast. - Bob Hope

Fashion's not about looking back. It's always about looking forward. - Anna Wintour

The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. - Alphonse de Lamartine

Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar

Fashion is gentility running away from vulgarity, and afraid of being overtaken. - William Hazlitt

I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. - Oscar Wilde

I always sleep with one shoe in my hand to put out any fires I may accidentally ignite. - Gene Fowler

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

They went into my closets looking for skeletons, but thank God, all they found were shoes. - Imelda Marcos

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

It isn't the mountains ahead to climb that wear you out; it's the pebble in your shoe. - Muhammad Ali

You know you're old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you're barefoot. - Phyllis Diller

I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn't like a person. - Unknown

With your head full of brains and your shoes full of feet, you're too smart to go down any not-so-good street. - Dr. Seuss

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes. - Billy Connolly

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

My girlfriend's dog died. So I got her an identical one. She was livid; 'What am I going to do with two dead dogs?' - Gary Delaney

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead