Shimmy Car-nage
When your car has a sort of shimmy
A woman ran over a mattress on the highway and decided not to worry about it, and kept driving. The ensuing jumble finally whipped around enough to tear a hole in the fuel tank. The subsequent lack of fuel finally brought her vehicle to a halt. She managed to drive 30 miles with a 60 pound tangle wrapped around the drive shaft. She had it towed to a dealership and complained that the vehicle had a 'sort of shimmy' when driving at high speed. Here's what they found at the dealership...
QuotaBillsGoals are the fuel in the furnace of achievement. - Brian Tracy
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Suffering is the fuel in the engine of civilization. - Matthew W. Stover
The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining. - John F Kennedy
We must embrace pain and burn it as fuel for our journey. - Kenji Miyazawa
It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass
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Motivation is the fuel, necessary to keep the human engine running. - Zig Ziglar
The world is an oyster, but you don't crack it open on a mattress. - Arthur Miller
Contentment consisteth not in adding more fuel, but in taking away some fire. - Thomas Fuller
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Without inspiration the best powers of the mind remain dormant. There is a fuel in us which needs to be ignited with sparks. - Johann Gottfried Von Herder
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