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One has only to die to be praised. - German Proverb

It is not death that alarms me, but dying. - Michel De Montaigne

I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying - dead. - Oscar Wilde

He hungered for posterity, and he died from hunger. - Gregory Nunn

Feed your faith and your fears will starve to death. - Unknown

Live fast, die young, and leave a good-looking corpse. - Irene L. Luce

When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction. - Steven Wright

You haven't lived until you've died in California. - Mort Sahl

I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong. - Bertrand Russell

Each time we don't say what we want to say, we're dying. - Yoko Ono

If any of you cry at my funeral I'll never speak to you again. - Stan Laurel

Death comes equally to us all, and makes us all equal when it comes. - John Donne

Old statisticians never die, they are just broken down by age and sex. - Unknown

Can grave and formal pass for wise,
When Men the solemn Owl despise? - Benjamin Franklin

In an artist's life, death is perhaps not the most difficult thing. - Vincent van Gogh

You're born. You suffer. You die. Fortunately, there's a loophole. - Billy Graham

The trick is to make sure you don't die waiting for prosperity to come. - Lee Iacocca

The empty grave does not do anything to us. You need to meet the Risen One. - Alex Harten

As a well spent day brings happy sleep, so life well used brings happy death. - Leonardo da Vinci

It's a blessing to die for a cause, because you can so easily die for nothing. - Andrew Young

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks

On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done easily lying down. - Woody Allen

The good Lord never gives you more than you can handle. Unless you die of something. - Guindon

If the rich could pay people to die for them, the poor could make a wonderful living. - Yiddish Proverb

The Irish don't know what they want and are prepared to fight to the death to get it. - Sidney Littlewood

Love never dies a natural death. It dies because we don't know how to replenish its source. - Anais Nin

The difference between death and taxes is death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets. - Will Rogers

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman? - Woody Allen

Life is better than death, if only because it is less boring, and because it has fresh peaches in it. - Alice Walker

There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. You can't do any business from there. - Colonel Harland Sanders

Some men storm imaginary Alps all their lives, and die in the foothills cursing difficulties which do not exist. - Edgar W Howe

I felt an earnest and humble desire, and I shall do it till I die, to increase the stock of harmless cheerfulness. - Charles Dickens

Being President is a lot like running a cemetery. You've got a lot of people under you and nobody's listening. - Bill Clinton

Madame, all stories, if continued far enough, end in death, and he is no true-story teller who would keep that from you. - Ernest Hemingway

The boundaries which divide life from death are at best shadowy and vague. Who shall say where one ends, and the other begins? - Edgar Alan Poe

My girlfriend's dog died. So I got her an identical one. She was livid; 'What am I going to do with two dead dogs?' - Gary Delaney

Doctors are saying that each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. Based on that math, I should have died in 1732. - Unknown

Sir, your remarks are repugnant to me, and I disagree with your viewpoints. But I will defend to the death your right to express them. - Voltaire

If you were going to die soon and had only one phone call you could make, who would you call and what would you say? And why are you waiting? - Stephen Levine

What kind of man would live a life without daring? Is life so sweet that we should criticize men that seek adventure? Is there a better way to die? - Charles Lindbergh


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