Scrabble Tombstone

Gags die, humor doesn't. - Jack Benny

The best way to get praise is to die. - Italian Proverb

Liberty for wolves is death to the lambs. - Isaiah Berlin

It is not death but dying which is terrible. - Henry Fielding

When I die, bury my balls next to my old bag. - Unknown

To live in hearts we leave behind is not to die. - Clyde Campbell

Death may be the greatest of all human blessings. - Socrates

When the rich make war it's the poor that die. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Flight attendants don't die, they just fly higher. - Unknown

Death is very often referred to as a good career move. - Buddy Holly

When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction. - Steven Wright

Courage is being scared to death but saddling up anyway. - John Wayne

She died doing what she loved, taking a selfie in traffic. - Unknown

Of all the escape mechanisms, death is the most efficient. - H L Mencken

Defeat is worse than death because you have to live with defeat. - Bill Musselman

If any of you cry at my funeral I'll never speak to you again. - Stan Laurel

Violence is like a weed - it does not die even in the greatest drought. - Simon Wiesenthal

A revolution is a struggle to the death between the future and the past. - Fidel Castro

I believe that people would be alive today if there were a death penalty. - Nancy Reagan

He was so crooked that when he died they had to screw him into the ground. - Bob Hope

Many people's tombstones should read: 'Died at 30. Buried at 60.' - Nicholas M Butler

Adam, the first great benefactor of our race. He brought death into the world. - Mark Twain

If Shaw and Einstein couldn't beat death, what chance have I got? Practically none. - Mel Brooks

I'm a Catholic and I can't commit suicide, but I plan to drink myself to death. - Jack Kerouac

In the night of death, hope sees a star, and listening love can hear the rustle of a wing. - Robert Ingersoll

If you live to be one hundred, you’ve got it made. Very few people die past that age. - George Burns

To be born free is an accident; to live free a responsibility; to die free is an obligation. - Mrs. Hubbard Davis

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman? - Woody Allen

There's a thing that keeps surprising you about stormy old friends after they die: their silence. - Ben Hecht

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve immortality through not dying. - Woody Allen

The trouble with quotes about death is that 99.999 percent of them are made by people who are still alive. - Joshua Bruns

A squirrel dying in front of your house may be more relevant to your interests right now than people dying in Africa. - Mark Zuckerberg

Life is not lost by dying; life is lost minute by minute, day by dragging day, in all the thousand small uncaring ways. - Stephen V Benet

To be idle is a short road to death and to be diligent is a way of life; foolish people are idle, wise people are diligent. - Buddha

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

Every man's life ends the same way. It is only the details of how he lived and how he died that distinguish one man from another. - Ernest Hemingway

Sir, your remarks are repugnant to me, and I disagree with your viewpoints. But I will defend to the death your right to express them. - Voltaire

Drink and dance and laugh and lie,
Love, the reeling midnight through,
For tomorrow we shall die!
(But, alas, we never do.) - Dorothy Parker

If you were going to die soon and had only one phone call you could make, who would you call and what would you say? And why are you waiting? - Stephen Levine