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I am dying beyond my means. - Oscar Wilde

Gags die, humor doesn't. - Jack Benny

Love is a grave mental disease. - Plato

If you give up your dreams, you die. - Flashdance

Liberty for wolves is death to the lambs. - Isaiah Berlin

I buried a lot of my ironing in the back yard. - Phyllis Diller

When the rich wage war, it's the poor who die. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Good men must die, but death cannot kill their names. - Danish Proverb

The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated. - Mark Twain

Dream as you will live forever; live as you will die today. - Unknown

With the newspaper strike on, I wouldn't consider dying. - Bette Davis

Each time we don't say what we want to say, we're dying. - Yoko Ono

There is no cure for birth and death, save to enjoy the interval. - George Santayana

Fish die belly upward, and rise to the surface. Its their way of falling. - Andre Gide

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

Opera: where a guy gets stabbed in the back, and instead of dying, he sings. - Robert Benchley

I've got all the money I'll ever need, if I die by four o'clock. - Henny Youngman

Santanism: The belief that when you die, your soul gets stuck in the chimney - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Adam, the first great benefactor of our race. He brought death into the world. - Mark Twain

The end of the human race will be that it will eventually die of civilization. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

You need to bury the hatchet. No need to hold grudges. That only weighs you down. - Ken Shamrock

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. - Redd Foxx

Those who love deeply never grow old; they may die of old age, but they die young. - Dorothy Canfield Fisher

I postpone death by living, by suffering, by error, by risking, by giving, by loving. - Anais Nin

It's better to die for an idea that will live than live for an idea that will die. - Steve Biko

When I die I want my tombstone to offer free WiFi, just so people will visit more often. - Unknown

If you haven't found something you are willing to die for, you aren't fit to live. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. - George Carlin

It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather, we should thank God that such men lived. - George S Patton

I submit to you that if a man hasn't discovered something he will die for, he isn't fit to live. - Martin Luther King Jr.

The trouble with quotes about death is that 99.999 percent of them are made by people who are still alive. - Joshua Bruns

When you reach the stars, boy, yes, and live there forever, all the fears will go, and Death himself will die. - Ray Bradbury

Inherited wealth is a big handicap to happiness. It is as certain death to ambition as cocaine is to morality. - William K Vanderbilt

Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity. They seem to be more afraid of life than death. - James F. Bymes

Live with fulfillment, serve with passion so in this lifetime you will have the abillity to die with no regrets. - Randy Gonzales

You don't get to choose how you're going to die. Or when. You can only decide how you're going to live. Now. - Joan Baez

To be idle is a short road to death and to be diligent is a way of life; foolish people are idle, wise people are diligent. - Buddha

If you think that praise is due, now's the time to show it, 'cause a man can't read his tombstone when he's dead. - Unknown

The symbolic language of the crucifixion is the death of the old paradigm; resurrection is a leap into a whole new way of thinking. - Deepak Chopra

If you were going to die soon and had only one phone call you could make, who would you call and what would you say? And why are you waiting? - Stephen Levine


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