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What we live by we die by. - Robert Frost

All who have died are equal. - Comanche Proverb

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

He that lives on hope will die fasting. - Benjamin Franklin

Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway. - Unknown

Yes, all men must die. But we are not men. - Daenerys Targaryen

Old hunters never die, they just stay loaded. - Unknown

I would rather die of passion than of boredom. - Emile Zola

When good men die, their goodness does not perish. - Euripides

He hungered for posterity, and he died from hunger. - Gregory Nunn

Life and joy and beauty are better than dusty death. - Bertrand Russell

Flight attendants don't die, they just fly higher. - Unknown

If we do not know about life, how can we know about death? - Confucius

To die in the flower of age is a life offered in sacrifice. - Madagascar Saying

The Irish forgive their great men when they are safely buried. - Unknown

'Tis impossible to be sure of any thing but death and taxes. - Christopher Bullock

He is terribly afraid of dying because he hasn’t yet lived. - Franz Kafka

For thirty years my act consisted of one joke. And then she died. - George Burns

When I was a child, nobody died; but now it happens all the time. - Unknown

Tigers die and leave their skins; people die and leave their names. - Japanese Proverb

Misers part with nothing until they die. Then they give up the ghost. - Latin Proverb

Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die today. - James Dean

A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin. - H L Mencken

Cause Change & Lead
Accept Change & Survive
Resist Change & Die - Ray Norda

Bravery is the capacity to perform properly even when scared half to death. - Omar Brailey

The end of the human race will be that it will eventually die of civilization. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

However much you may try to delay, you are fated to meet the same death as I did. - Tiberius Gracchus

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken-winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

If Shaw and Einstein couldn't beat death, what chance have I got? Practically none. - Mel Brooks

When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty. - WC Fields

If you haven't found something you are willing to die for, you aren't fit to live. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Everybody has got to die, but I have always believed an exception would be made in my case. - William Saroyan

The difference between death and taxes is death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets. - Will Rogers

I felt an earnest and humble desire, and I shall do it till I die, to increase the stock of harmless cheerfulness. - Charles Dickens

As a family we couldn't decide whether to have Grandma buried or cremated, so in the end we decided to let her live. - Gary Delaney

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

'Till death do us part' doesn't sound so horrible. It only means about 10 or 15 years and not the eternity it used to mean. - Joy Behar

When my time on Earth is gone and my activities here are past, I want that they should bury me upside down so my critics can kiss my ass. - Bobby Knight

We had hoped to have been bringing you Arthur the Human Chameleon, but this afternoon, he crawled across a tartan rug and died of exhaustion. - Ronnie Corbett

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash


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