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Gags die, humor doesn't. - Jack Benny

All who have died are equal. - Comanche Proverb

One has only to die to be praised. - German Proverb

I want to die young at an advanced age. - Max Lerner

You just do it, then if you die, you die. - T. Scott McLeod

Liberty for wolves is death to the lambs. - Isaiah Berlin

Yes, all men must die. But we are not men. - Daenerys Targaryen

When we can't dream any longer, we die. - Emma Goldman

When the rich make war it's the poor that die. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck

He hungered for posterity, and he died from hunger. - Gregory Nunn

Drown in a vat of whiskey? Oh death, where is thy sting? - WC Fields

Live as long as you can. Die when you can't help it. - James Brown

If it weren't for the olive, I'd starve to death. - Unknown

Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die. - Joe Louis

The Irish forgive their great men when they are safely buried. - Unknown

Man is a complex being: He makes deserts bloom - and lakes die. - Gil Stern

His death was the first time that Ed Wynn ever made anyone sad. - Red Skelton

In truth,there was only one christian and he died on the cross. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The only difference between a rut and a grave is their dimensions. - Ellen Glasgow

To achieve things, we must live as though we are never going to die. - Luc de Clapiers

A revolution is a struggle to the death between the future and the past. - Fidel Castro

Fish die belly upward, and rise to the surface. Its their way of falling. - Andre Gide

Men, remember there is no retreat from here. You must die where you stand. - Colin Campbell

A living person whom death has deprived of the power of filial ingratitude. - Ambrose Bierce

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks

On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done easily lying down. - Woody Allen

Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker

Death is the last enemy; once we've got past that I think everything will be all right. - Alice Thomas Ellis

I'm not afraid of death. It's the stake one puts up in order to lay the game of life. - Jean Giraudoux

Just have one more try - it's dead easy to die. It's the keeping-on-living that's hard. - Robert W. Service

There are many things worth living for, a few things worth dying for, and nothing worth killing for. - Tom Robbins

Life is better than death, if only because it is less boring, and because it has fresh peaches in it. - Alice Walker

He who rejects change is the architect of decay. The only human institution which rejects progress is the cemetery. - Harold Wilson

Some say cling to the earth while others say reach for the stars. There's time enough for the earth in the grave. - Unknown

A squirrel dying in front of your house may be more relevant to your interests right now than people dying in Africa. - Mark Zuckerberg

My girlfriend's dog died. So I got her an identical one. She was livid; 'What am I going to do with two dead dogs?' - Gary Delaney

Be as beneficent as the sun or the sea, but if your rights as a rational being are trenched on, die on the first inch of your territory. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Drink and dance and laugh and lie,
Love, the reeling midnight through,
For tomorrow we shall die!
(But, alas, we never do.) - Dorothy Parker

When I came back to Dublin, I was courtmartialled in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence. - Brendan Behan


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