Run Down Apartments

I'm in no shape to exercise. - Unknown

Does running late count as exercise? - Unknown

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

Of all the 36 alternatives, running away is best. - Chinese Proverb

Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party. - Robin Williams

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

I often take exercise. Only yesterday I had breakfast in bed. - Oscar Wilde

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away. - Paul Terry

Every time I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes. - Robert Hutchins

The way to make money is to buy when blood is running in the streets. - John D. Rockefeller

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

He really is terribly heavy going. Like running up hill in roller skates. - Alan Ayckbourn

After exercising I always eat pizza... just kidding. I don't exercise. - Unknown

One cannot spend one's entire life running into bathrooms when danger calls! - Reif Larsen

There is no exercise better for the heart than reaching down and lifting people up. - Unknown

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

The reason I'm running for President is because I can't be Bruce Springsteen. - Barack Obama

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair. - George Burns

The test and the use of man's education is that he finds pleasure in the exercise of his mind. - Jacques Martin Barzun

I love running. I’m not into marathons, but I am into avoiding problems at an accelerated rate. - Jarod Kintz

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live. - Mark Twain

Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got. - WC Fields

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

It's useless to hold a person to anything he says when he's in love, drunk or running for office. - Shirley Maclaine

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

Figure out what you hope for. Live inside that hope, running down its hallways, touching the walls on both sides. - Barbara Kingsolver

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

I exercise at least five times a week with stretching, Pilates, push-ups, planks, sit-ups, squats and light weights. - Reba McEntire

Happiness consists in activity: such is the constitution of our nature; it is a running stream, and not a stagnant pool. - John M. Good

Tarry a moment to watch the chaos of a playground, crayola-colored shirts of running children, all trying out their wings. - Dr. SunWolf

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

"Exercise" is such a dirty word in my household that whenever I even think of it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate. - Leonore Fleischer

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

I've seen so many young men over the years who think they're running at other young men. They are not. They are running at me. - Markus Zusak