Run Down Apartments

I'm in no shape to exercise. - Unknown

Does running late count as exercise? - Unknown

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

Of all the 36 alternatives, running away is best. - Chinese Proverb

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Canada is not the party. Its the apartment above the party. - Craig Ferguson

I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting. - Mark Twain

I often take exercise. Only yesterday I had breakfast in bed. - Oscar Wilde

Maybe I oughta get one of them priests in to exercise with her. - Archie Bunker

Gossip is just news running ahead of itself in a red satin dress. - Liz Smith

Motivation is the fuel, necessary to keep the human engine running. - Zig Ziglar

Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away. - Paul Terry

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

He really is terribly heavy going. Like running up hill in roller skates. - Alan Ayckbourn

After exercising I always eat pizza... just kidding. I don't exercise. - Unknown

Exercise is king, nutrition is queen. Put them together and you have a kingdom. - Jack LaLanne

I was in the ROTC. Of course, ROTC stood for "Running off to Canada." - Jay Leno

I installed a skylight in my apartment. The people who live above me are furious. - Steven Wright

There is no exercise better for the heart than reaching down and lifting people up. - Unknown

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

The reason I'm running for President is because I can't be Bruce Springsteen. - Barack Obama

It isn't failing that spells one's downfall; it's running away, giving up. - Michel Greco

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

My own prescription for health is less paperwork and more running barefoot through the grass. - Leslie Grimutter

Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair. - George Burns

The test and the use of man's education is that he finds pleasure in the exercise of his mind. - Jacques Martin Barzun

Every leap year I like to jump. It’s a good way to get my daily exercise in every four years. - Jarod Kintz

I love running. I’m not into marathons, but I am into avoiding problems at an accelerated rate. - Jarod Kintz

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live. - Mark Twain

Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got. - WC Fields

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

When governments become large, voters cannot exercise close oversight, otherwise known as political power. - Maggie Gallagher

The trouble with not having a goal is that you can spend your life running up and down the field and never score. - Bill Copeland

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

Happiness consists in activity: such is the constitution of our nature; it is a running stream, and not a stagnant pool. - John M. Good

Tarry a moment to watch the chaos of a playground, crayola-colored shirts of running children, all trying out their wings. - Dr. SunWolf

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

I've seen so many young men over the years who think they're running at other young men. They are not. They are running at me. - Markus Zusak

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins