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Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

A critic is a legless man who teaches running. - Channing Pollock

Noise creates illusions. Silence brings truth. - Maxime Lagace

I consider exercise vulgar. It makes people smell. - Alec Yuill-Thornton

I am pushing sixty. That is enough exercise for me. - Mark Twain

God did not intend religion to be an exercise club. - Naguib Mahfouz

Reading is to the mind what exercise is to the body. - Joseph Addison

Being entirely honest with oneself is a good exercise. - Sigmund Freud

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho Marx

Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party. - Robin Williams

I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting. - Mark Twain

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Gossip is just news running ahead of itself in a red satin dress. - Liz Smith

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

He really is terribly heavy going. Like running up hill in roller skates. - Alan Ayckbourn

Middle age is when you are not inclined to exercise anything but caution. - Arthur Murray

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

Wouldn't exercise be more fun if calories screamed while you burned them? - Bill Murray

I was in the ROTC. Of course, ROTC stood for "Running off to Canada." - Jay Leno

I installed a skylight in my apartment. The people who live above me are furious. - Steven Wright

Dwell on the beauty of life. Watch the stars, and see yourself running with them. - Marcus Aurelius

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

There are men running governments who shouldn't be allowed to play with matches. - Will Rogers

Animation is like running a marathon, and making a movie is like a 100 meter sprint. - Marjane Satrapi

The reason I'm running for President is because I can't be Bruce Springsteen. - Barack Obama

If you fall out of that window and break both your legs, don't come running to me. - Groucho Marx

I object to people running down the future. I intend to live the rest of my life there. - Charles F Kettering

Wishes and fears are illusions, Dil Bahadur, not realities. You must practice detachment. - Isabel Allende

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

My own prescription for health is less paperwork and more running barefoot through the grass. - Leslie Grimutter

Every leap year I like to jump. It’s a good way to get my daily exercise in every four years. - Jarod Kintz

Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward

When governments become large, voters cannot exercise close oversight, otherwise known as political power. - Maggie Gallagher

The Good of man is the active exercise of his soul's faculties in conformity with excellence or virtue. - Aristotle

The trouble with not having a goal is that you can spend your life running up and down the field and never score. - Bill Copeland

Figure out what you hope for. Live inside that hope, running down its hallways, touching the walls on both sides. - Barbara Kingsolver

Tarry a moment to watch the chaos of a playground, crayola-colored shirts of running children, all trying out their wings. - Dr. SunWolf

To win back my youth... There is nothing I wouldn't do - except take exercise, get up early, or be a useful member of the community. - Oscar Wilde

The music that really turns me on is either running toward God or away from God. Both recognize the pivot, that God is at the center of the jaunt. - Bono


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