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My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit. - Phyllis Diller

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

Of all the 36 alternatives, running away is best. - Chinese Proverb

I consider exercise vulgar. It makes people smell. - Alec Yuill-Thornton

We're running the company to serve more people. - Mark Zuckerberg

Progressing through life is like running a marathon. - Joseph B Wirthlin

Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party. - Robin Williams

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky

I often take exercise. Only yesterday I had breakfast in bed. - Oscar Wilde

Maybe I oughta get one of them priests in to exercise with her. - Archie Bunker

A good goal is like a strenuous exercise - it makes you stretch. - Mary Kay Ash

Gossip is just news running ahead of itself in a red satin dress. - Liz Smith

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

Running is an unnatural act, except from enemies and to the bathroom. - Unknown

The way to make money is to buy when blood is running in the streets. - John D Rockefeller

Middle age is when you are not inclined to exercise anything but caution. - Arthur Murray

After I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office. - Christy Romano

Mental will is a muscle that needs exercise, just like muscles of the body. - Lynn Jennings

Exercise is king, nutrition is queen. Put them together and you have a kingdom. - Jack LaLanne

One cannot spend one's entire life running into bathrooms when danger calls! - Reif Larsen

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

To be wholly devoted to some intellectual exercise is to have succeeded in life. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Dwell on the beauty of life. Watch the stars, and see yourself running with them. - Marcus Aurelius

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

If you fall out of that window and break both your legs, don't come running to me. - Groucho Marx

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

I object to people running down the future. I intend to live the rest of my life there. - Charles F Kettering

We waste a lot of time running after people we could have caught by just standing still. - Mignon McLaughlin

You haven't had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing machine while it's running. - Unknown

The test and the use of man's education is that he finds pleasure in the exercise of his mind. - Jacques Martin Barzun

I love running. I’m not into marathons, but I am into avoiding problems at an accelerated rate. - Jarod Kintz

Sometimes people don't want to hear the truth because they don't want their illusions destroyed. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

"Exercise" is such a dirty word in my household that whenever I even think of it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate. - Leonore Fleischer

It's like running a marathon race. We train all hours of the day. When you are taking a bath, you are thinking of the flight. - Kalpana Chawla

Running! If there's any activity happier, more exhilarating, more nourishing to the imagination, I can't imagine what it might be. - Joyce Carol Oates

The music that really turns me on is either running toward God or away from God. Both recognize the pivot, that God is at the center of the jaunt. - Bono


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