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Run Down Apartments

Exercise at the highest level

Run Down Apartments thanks to Diane Baugh

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Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

Debase: What a baseball player tags while running - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

God did not intend religion to be an exercise club. - Naguib Mahfouz

Reading is to the mind what exercise is to the body. - Joseph Addison

Being entirely honest with oneself is a good exercise. - Sigmund Freud

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho Marx

Canada is not the party. Its the apartment above the party. - Craig Ferguson

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

Always chase your dreams instead of running from your fears. - Unknown

What is the use of running when we are not on the right road? - German Proverb

Motivation is the fuel, necessary to keep the human engine running. - Zig Ziglar

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

Running is the best way to remind yourself how much you love sitting. - Bill Murray

The race is not always to the swift, but to those who keep on running. - Unknown

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

After exercising I always eat pizza... just kidding. I don't exercise. - Unknown

Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar

One cannot spend one's entire life running into bathrooms when danger calls! - Reif Larsen

To be wholly devoted to some intellectual exercise is to have succeeded in life. - Robert Louis Stevenson

I installed a skylight in my apartment. The people who live above me are furious. - Steven Wright

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

There are men running governments who shouldn't be allowed to play with matches. - Will Rogers

Crochet: An exercise that gives women something to think about when they are talking - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

I object to people running down the future. I intend to live the rest of my life there. - Charles F Kettering

My own prescription for health is less paperwork and more running barefoot through the grass. - Leslie Grimutter

You haven't had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing machine while it's running. - Unknown

Owning our story can be hard but not nearly as difficult as spending our lives running from it. - Brene Brown

The test and the use of man's education is that he finds pleasure in the exercise of his mind. - Jacques Martin Barzun

Every leap year I like to jump. It’s a good way to get my daily exercise in every four years. - Jarod Kintz

It's useless to hold a person to anything he says when he's in love, drunk or running for office. - Shirley Maclaine

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

The Good of man is the active exercise of his soul's faculties in conformity with excellence or virtue. - Aristotle

"Exercise" is such a dirty word in my household that whenever I even think of it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate. - Leonore Fleischer

If you're skinny and you can't play hockey in Canada, you aren't left with a lot of options. I was left with running. - Malcolm Gladwell

I've seen so many young men over the years who think they're running at other young men. They are not. They are running at me. - Markus Zusak

The music that really turns me on is either running toward God or away from God. Both recognize the pivot, that God is at the center of the jaunt. - Bono


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