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My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit. - Phyllis Diller

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

Reading is to the mind what exercise is to the body. - Joseph Addison

Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party. - Robin Williams

I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting. - Mark Twain

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

Always chase your dreams instead of running from your fears. - Unknown

What is the use of running when we are not on the right road? - German Proverb

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

Gossip is just news running ahead of itself in a red satin dress. - Liz Smith

If at first you don't succeed, you're running about average. - Unknown

Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away. - Paul Terry

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

The way to make money is to buy when blood is running in the streets. - John D. Rockefeller

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

Exercise is king, nutrition is queen. Put them together and you have a kingdom. - Jack LaLanne

I was in the ROTC. Of course, ROTC stood for "Running off to Canada." - Jay Leno

One cannot spend one's entire life running into bathrooms when danger calls! - Reif Larsen

It was amazing I won. I was running against peace and prosperity and incumbency. - George W. Bush

I installed a skylight in my apartment. The people who live above me are furious. - Steven Wright

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

The reason I'm running for President is because I can't be Bruce Springsteen. - Barack Obama

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

I object to people running down the future. I intend to live the rest of my life there. - Charles F Kettering

You can outdistance that which is running after you, but not what is running inside you. - Rwandan Proverb

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

Old minds are like old horses; you must exercise them if you wish to keep them in working order. - John Adams

Every leap year I like to jump. It’s a good way to get my daily exercise in every four years. - Jarod Kintz

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live. - Mark Twain

It's useless to hold a person to anything he says when he's in love, drunk or running for office. - Shirley Maclaine

The trouble with not having a goal is that you can spend your life running up and down the field and never score. - Bill Copeland

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

Being President is a lot like running a cemetery. You've got a lot of people under you and nobody's listening. - Bill Clinton

Tarry a moment to watch the chaos of a playground, crayola-colored shirts of running children, all trying out their wings. - Dr. SunWolf

"Exercise" is such a dirty word in my household that whenever I even think of it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate. - Leonore Fleischer

If you're skinny and you can't play hockey in Canada, you aren't left with a lot of options. I was left with running. - Malcolm Gladwell

I've seen so many young men over the years who think they're running at other young men. They are not. They are running at me. - Markus Zusak


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