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Life is holy puzzle. - Lailah G. Akita

Our whole life is solving puzzles. - Erno Rubik

Life is more fun if you play games. - Roald Dahl

Win the game before it's played. - Unknown

The legs are the wheels of creativity. - Albert Einstein

Half this game is ninety percent mental. - Yogi Berra

A roof stretching over the Atlantic Ocean. - Ernest Bevin

Life is a game. Money is how we keep score. - Ted Turner

A hunch is creativity trying to tell you something. - Frank Capra

We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time. - Vince Lombardi

Life insurance is the only game you win when you die. - Unknown

Love: one game never postponed on account of darkness. - Unknown

Creativity requires the courage to let go of certainties. - Erich Fromm

I look at this life as a puzzle without all the pieces in the box. - Jonathan A. Burkett

The game of billiards has destroyed my naturally sweet disposition. - Mark Twain

I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly. - Steven Wright

It's a game that will ultimately be decided by the final outcome. - Martin Tyler

An optimist is a man who starts a crossword puzzle with a fountain pen. - Unknown

This could be a repeat of what will happen in the European games next week. - David Coleman

When you work with somebody, either the puzzle piece fits, or it doesn't. - Gary Goetzman

Nothing encourages creativity like the chance to fall flat on one's face. - James D Finley

I'm always suspicious of games where you're the only ones that play it. - Jack Charlton

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. - Erma Bombeck

Organic chemistry has become a vast rubbish heap of puzzling and bewildering compounds. - J Norman Collie

Sometimes the hardest pieces of a puzzle to assemble, are the ones missing from the box. - Dixie Waters

You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else. - Unknown

Madness is loving the unsolvable puzzle of your soul and replacing the lost pieces with my own. - Shannon L. Alder

Winners lose more than losers. They win and lose more than losers, because they stay in the game. - Terry Paulson

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

Field hockey is my strongest sport, and if I lose a game, I take a long, hot bath and moan about it. - Emma Watson

The cards you hold in the game of life mean very little - it's the way you play them that counts. - Unknown

I have a Rubik's Cube for a rearview mirror, because the past is the only time puzzle I can solve. - Jarod Kintz

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope

Perseverance alone does not assure success. No amount of stalking will lead to game in a field that has none. - I Ching

If you believe you have a foolproof system you have failed to take into consideration the creativity of fools. - Frank W. Abagnale

If you must play, decide on three things at the start: the rules of the game, the stakes, and the quitting time. - Chinese Proverb

Making the simple complicated is commonplace; making the complicated simple, awesomely simple, that's creativity. - Charles Mingus

Families are like puzzles. They fit together in a certain way, and if one piece is missing, it throws everything off. - Richard Schiff

People who work crossword puzzles know that if they stop making progress, they should put the puzzle down for a while. - Marilyn vos Savant

Love is like a puzzle. First it's confusing and frustrating, but when you figure it out, it's a beautiful thing. - Unknown

The game of life is the game of boomerangs. Our thoughts, deeds and words return to us sooner or later, with astounding accuracy. - Florence Shinn

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard

The family should be a place where each new human being can have an early atmosphere conducive to the development of constructive creativity. - Edith Schaeffer

From lessening negativity to boosting creativity, hiking in fresh air actually boosts brain power and can help certain parts of the brain grow. - Meredith Carey

The monkeys solved the puzzle simply because they found it gratifying to solve puzzles. They enjoyed it. The joy of the task was its own reward. - Daniel H. Pink

I've missed more than 9,000 shots. I've lost almost 300 games. I've failed over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed. - Michael Jordan

Stand-up and boxing are very similar. You're the only one out there, you're going into a fight, and you're going in with a game plan. - Russell Peters

Golf is a thinking man's game. You can have all the shots in the bag, but if you don't know what to do with them, you've got troubles. - Chi Chi Rodriguez


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