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Why Little Johnny's friends never seem to come back

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Life is holy puzzle. - Lailah G. Akita

Life is puzzle unsolved. - Santosh Kalwar

Our whole life is solving puzzles. - Erno Rubik

Golf is a puzzle without an answer. - Gary Player

Life is a game. Money is how we keep score. - Ted Turner

Once I get on a puzzle, I can't get off. - Richard P. Feynman

The art of simplicity is a puzzle of complexity. - Douglas Horton

Who in the world am I? Ah, that's the great puzzle. - Lewis Carroll

Creativity requires the courage to let go of certainties. - Erich Fromm

Finding your style is like putting puzzle pieces together. - Lara Spencer

The problems of puzzles are very near the problems of life. - Erno Rubik

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources. - Albert Einstein

Players with fight never lose a game, they just run out of time. - John Wooden

Golf is a game where the ball lies poorly, and the players well. - Unknown

A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game. - Unknown

Colors must fit together as pieces in a puzzle or cogs in a wheel. - Hans Hofmann

Life is like a game of Tetris. You never know what you're gonna get. - Kevin Larnholm

Most of the places I've been, I've been a main piece of the puzzle. - Eric Davis

This could be a repeat of what will happen in the European games next week. - David Coleman

Marriage is very difficult. It's like a 5,000-piece jigsaw puzzle, all sky. - Cathy Ladman

The nice thing about doing a crossword puzzle is, you know there is a solution. - Stephen Sondheim

Comedy's a funny game, it's not a job, it's a vocation - you never stop. - Eric Sykes

Games shouldn't only be fun. They should teach or spark an interest in other things. - Hideo Kojima

Sometimes the hardest pieces of a puzzle to assemble, are the ones missing from the box. - Dixie Waters

Of course I have played outdoor games. I once played dominoes in an open air cafe in Paris. - Oscar Wilde

Children's games are hardly games. Children are never more serious than when they play. - Michel de Montaigne

Mathematics is a game played according to certain simple rules with meaningless marks on paper. - David Hilbert

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. - George Carlin

Madness is loving the unsolvable puzzle of your soul and replacing the lost pieces with my own. - Shannon L. Alder

Winners lose more than losers. They win and lose more than losers, because they stay in the game. - Terry Paulson

Of course the game is rigged. Don't let that stop you - if you don't play, you can't win. - Robert Heinlein

Human affairs are like a chess game: Only those who do not take it seriously can be called good players. - Hung Tzu-ch'eng

I'm taking memory power boost tablets to help me every day and doing the puzzles to help me stay focused. - Terry Bradshaw

Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game. - Donald Trump

My goal as a puzzle designer is to create a meaningful experience for the player, not just 'I solved it.' - Scott Kim

Making the simple complicated is commonplace; making the complicated simple, awesomely simple, that's creativity. - Charles Mingus

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

The truth knocks on the door and you say, "Go away, I'm looking for the truth," and so it goes away. Puzzling. - Robert M Pirsig

In every jigsaw puzzle, there is one key piece, and the only tough job is to identify that key piece from the mess out there. - Sapan Saxena

If you make every game a life-and-death proposition, you're going to have problems. For one thing, you'll be dead a lot. - Dean Smith

Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends. - Mary Catherwood

The game of life is the game of boomerangs. Our thoughts, deeds and words return to us sooner or later, with astounding accuracy. - Florence Shinn

Basketball, a game which won’t be fit for people until they set the basket umbilicus high and return the giraffes to the zoo. - Ogden Nash

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard

I play to win, whether during practice or a real game. And I will not let anything get in the way of me and my competitive enthusiasm to win. - Michael Jordan

The monkeys solved the puzzle simply because they found it gratifying to solve puzzles. They enjoyed it. The joy of the task was its own reward. - Daniel H. Pink

Nobody like to fail, but failure is an essential part of life and of learning. If your uniform isn't dirty, you haven't been in the game. - Ben Bernanke

Mathematics began to seem too much like puzzle solving. Physics is puzzle solving, too, but of puzzles created by nature, not by the mind of man. - Maria G. Mayer

Golf is a thinking man's game. You can have all the shots in the bag, but if you don't know what to do with them, you've got troubles. - Chi Chi Rodriguez


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