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Our whole life is solving puzzles. - Erno Rubik

Creativity is contagious, pass it on. - Albert Einstein

Life's a game but Bridge is serious. - Unknown

Creativity is a drug I cannot live without. - Cecil B. DeMille

Love is a game that two can play and both win. - Eva Gabor

A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution. - Hazel Nicholson

Love: one game never postponed on account of darkness. - Unknown

The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining. - John F Kennedy

The markets are the world's greatest Rubik's cube. - Rick Santelli

Tell the truth so as to puzzle and confound your adversaries. - Henry Wotton

Dare to ask questions and seek answers to the puzzles of life. - Lailah G. Akita

I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out. - Rodney Dangerfield

Vaseball: A game of catch played by children in the living room - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Golf is a game where the ball lies poorly, and the players well. - Unknown

A good coach can change a game. A great coach can change a life. - John Wooden

Life is a game show where the people who enjoy it are the winners. - Orson Bean

The game of billiards has destroyed my naturally sweet disposition. - Mark Twain

You can't use up creativity. The more you use, the more you have. - Maya Angelou

I don't use simple words. I make games and puzzles with my songs. - Lisa Loeb

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An optimist is a man who starts a crossword puzzle with a fountain pen. - Unknown

Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow

The harpsichord sounds like two skeletons copulating on a corrugated roof. - Thomas Beecham

This could be a repeat of what will happen in the European games next week. - David Coleman

I get intrigued by a puzzle, and writing a book is the best way to solve it. - Anthony Storr

Fitness needs to be perceived as fun and games or we subconsciously avoid it. - Alan Thicke

The nice thing about doing a crossword puzzle is, you know there is a solution. - Stephen Sondheim

The key to winning baseball games is pitching, fundamentals, and three-run homers. - Unknown

If past history was all there was to the game, the richest people would be librarians. - Warren Buffett

You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else. - Unknown

Bridge is a game that separates the men from the boys. It also separates husbands and wives. - George Burns

The game is played not to protect the rules; rather, the rules are made to protect the game. - Ravi Zacharias

I have a tip that can take five strokes off anyone's golf game. It's called an eraser. - Arnold Palmer

I have an unbelievable assistant who handles all of my scheduling. It's like a Tetris game. - Neil P. Harris

I go into every game thinking I'm going to be the hero. I have to, or I wouldn't enjoy it. - Derek Jeter

When they start the game, they don't yell, 'Work ball.' They say, 'Play ball.' - Willie Stargell

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you represents determinism; the way you play it is free will. - Jawaharlal Nehru

Creativity can solve almost any problem. The creative act, the defeat of habit by originality, overcomes everything. - George Lois

Not every puzzle is intended to be solved. Some are in place to test your limits. Others are, in fact, not puzzles at all. - Vera Nazarian

The game of life is the game of boomerangs. Our thoughts, deeds and words return to us sooner or later, with astounding accuracy. - Florence Shinn

Returning home is the most difficult part of long-distance hiking. You have grown outside the puzzle and your piece no longer fits. - Cindy Ross

It's a piece of cake until you get to the top. You find you can't stop playing the game the way you've always played it. - Richard M Nixon

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard

Cricket - a game which the English, not being a spiritual people, have invented in order to give themselves some conception of eternity. - Lord Mancroft

Conundrum: A fun word to repeat over and over again when no one's listening; actual meaning is as puzzling as the need to chant the word. - Richelle E. Goodrich

From lessening negativity to boosting creativity, hiking in fresh air actually boosts brain power and can help certain parts of the brain grow. - Meredith Carey

When I studied graphic design, I learned a valuable lesson: There's no perfect answer to the puzzle, and creativity is a renewable resource. - Biz Stone

In the game of life, it's a good idea to have a few early losses, which relieves you of the pressure of trying to maintain an undefeated season. - Bill Vaughan


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