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Why Little Johnny's friends never seem to come back

Rooftop Hopscotch thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Life is holy puzzle. - Lailah G. Akita

Our whole life is solving puzzles. - Erno Rubik

It's puzzling work, talking is. - George Eliot

Creativity is contagious, pass it on. - Albert Einstein

I try to figure out the marketing puzzle. - Nelson Peltz

The worst enemy to creativity is self-doubt. - Sylvia Plath

Politics is not a game. It is an earnest business. - Winston Churchill

A hunch is creativity trying to tell you something. - Frank Capra

The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining. - John F Kennedy

Controversy is part of the nature of art and creativity. - Yoko Ono

The world is the puzzle, itself; but it is always in principle. - Dada Bhagwan

Every film is a puzzle really, from an editorial point of view. - Walter Murch

A good coach can change a game. A great coach can change a life. - John Wooden

It's not so important who starts the game but who finishes it. - John Wooden

I look at this life as a puzzle without all the pieces in the box. - Jonathan A. Burkett

When you make weirdness into a puzzle to be solved, you make LOST. - Joseph Fink

It's a game that will ultimately be decided by the final outcome. - Martin Tyler

An optimist is a man who starts a crossword puzzle with a fountain pen. - Unknown

He played the King in the game of life
But someone played the ace. - Gerald Barzan

How has retirement affected my golf game? A lot more people beat me now. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow

The harpsichord sounds like two skeletons copulating on a corrugated roof. - Thomas Beecham

It was a puzzling thing as to why they packed up in towns the way they did. - Paulette Jiles

In the game of life, before you get anything out, you must put something in. - Zig Ziglar

Nothing encourages creativity like the chance to fall flat on one's face. - James D Finley

The nice thing about doing a crossword puzzle is, you know there is a solution. - Stephen Sondheim

Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts. And never hope more than you work. - Rita Mae Brown

Games shouldn't only be fun. They should teach or spark an interest in other things. - Hideo Kojima

Children's games are hardly games. Children are never more serious than when they play. - Michel de Montaigne

You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else. - Unknown

I'm not afraid of death. It's the stake one puts up in order to lay the game of life. - Jean Giraudoux

Madness is loving the unsolvable puzzle of your soul and replacing the lost pieces with my own. - Shannon L. Alder

Winners lose more than losers. They win and lose more than losers, because they stay in the game. - Terry Paulson

Eternity: 1. The last two minutes of a football game; 2. The time between you coming and her going. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

The cards you hold in the game of life mean very little - it's the way you play them that counts. - Unknown

Human affairs are like a chess game: Only those who do not take it seriously can be called good players. - Hung Tzu-ch'eng

I'm taking memory power boost tablets to help me every day and doing the puzzles to help me stay focused. - Terry Bradshaw

If you believe you have a foolproof system you have failed to take into consideration the creativity of fools. - Frank W. Abagnale

Creativity is not intelligence, it is the ability to do what you did not know through the use of what you know. - Michael B. Johnson

A good puzzle, it's a fair thing. Nobody is lying. It's very clear, and the problem depends just on you. - Erno Rubik

Creativity can solve almost any problem. The creative act, the defeat of habit by originality, overcomes everything. - George Lois

Malenutrition: The practice of depriving a man from food for more than a couple of hours - or during a football game - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The problem is that we always look for the missing piece of the puzzle instead of finding a place for the one in our hand. - Alina Radoi

In every jigsaw puzzle, there is one key piece, and the only tough job is to identify that key piece from the mess out there. - Sapan Saxena

We are all important parts of a much larger system, pieces of the universe's puzzle that would not be complete without us. - Russell E. Dobda

If you make every game a life-and-death proposition, you're going to have problems. For one thing, you'll be dead a lot. - Dean Smith

Vulnerability is not weakness. And that myth is profoundly dangerous. Vulnerability is the birthplace of innovation, creativity, and change. - Brene Brown

Don't lie. Life is a puzzle and we are all unique pieces. When you lie, you make it impossible to find your true place in the grand design. - Steve Maraboli

How much replay do we want? Because if you start doing it from the first inning to the ninth inning, you may have to time the game with a calendar. - Joe Torre


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