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Life is holy puzzle. - Lailah G. Akita

Life is more fun if you play games. - Roald Dahl

Win the game before it's played. - Unknown

Life's a game but Bridge is serious. - Unknown

Half this game is ninety percent mental. - Yogi Berra

A roof stretching over the Atlantic Ocean. - Ernest Bevin

Love is a game that two can play and both win. - Eva Gabor

Before you can win a game, you have to not lose it. - Chuck Noll

Creativity is a natural extension of our enthusiasm. - Earl Nightingale

We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time. - Vince Lombardi

Who in the world am I? Ah, that's the great puzzle. - Lewis Carroll

Germany is a fortress, but it is a fortress without a roof. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Math, it's a puzzle to me. I love figuring out puzzles. - Maya Lin

The solution often turns out more beautiful than the puzzle. - Richard Dawkins

Dare to ask questions and seek answers to the puzzles of life. - Lailah G. Akita

A good coach can change a game. A great coach can change a life. - John Wooden

I look at this life as a puzzle without all the pieces in the box. - Jonathan A. Burkett

I don't use simple words. I make games and puzzles with my songs. - Lisa Loeb

I love hockey because of the respect for history and for the game itself. - George Vecsey

The harpsichord sounds like two skeletons copulating on a corrugated roof. - Thomas Beecham

I get intrigued by a puzzle, and writing a book is the best way to solve it. - Anthony Storr

I'm always suspicious of games where you're the only ones that play it. - Jack Charlton

If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. - Erma Bombeck

Comedy's a funny game, it's not a job, it's a vocation - you never stop. - Eric Sykes

If you're in a card game and you don't know who the sucker is, you're it. - Unknown

If past history was all there was to the game, the richest people would be librarians. - Warren Buffett

Writing is mentally stimulating; it's like a puzzle that makes you think all the time. - Stephanie Zimbalist

You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else. - Unknown

Bridge is a game that separates the men from the boys. It also separates husbands and wives. - George Burns

I have an unbelievable assistant who handles all of my scheduling. It's like a Tetris game. - Neil P. Harris

My life would be very puzzling to most people if they had to follow me around for a day or two. - Brad Paisley

He cared less, so they cared more. He said it was beautiful. I knew he was broken.This was his game. - Coco J. Ginger

Field hockey is my strongest sport, and if I lose a game, I take a long, hot bath and moan about it. - Emma Watson

I wouldn't ever set out to hurt anyone deliberately unless it was important, like a league game. - Dick Butkus

Human affairs are like a chess game: Only those who do not take it seriously can be called good players. - Hung Tzu-ch'eng

I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle that's 40,000 pieces. When you finish it, it says 'go outside'. - Demetri Martin

The game of golf would lose a great deal if croquet mallets and billiard cues were allowed on the putting green. - Ernest Hemingway

A good puzzle, it's a fair thing. Nobody is lying. It's very clear, and the problem depends just on you. - Erno Rubik

Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth, then it just becomes a soap opera. - Unknown

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

The truth knocks on the door and you say, "Go away, I'm looking for the truth," and so it goes away. Puzzling. - Robert M Pirsig

If you make every game a life-and-death proposition, you're going to have problems. For one thing, you'll be dead a lot. - Dean Smith

The world is a very puzzling place. If you're not willing to be puzzled, you just become a replica of someone else's mind. - Noam Chomsky

Cricket - a game which the English, not being a spiritual people, have invented in order to give themselves some conception of eternity. - Lord Mancroft

Vulnerability is not weakness. And that myth is profoundly dangerous. Vulnerability is the birthplace of innovation, creativity, and change. - Brene Brown

The monkeys solved the puzzle simply because they found it gratifying to solve puzzles. They enjoyed it. The joy of the task was its own reward. - Daniel H. Pink

When I studied graphic design, I learned a valuable lesson: There's no perfect answer to the puzzle, and creativity is a renewable resource. - Biz Stone

I've missed more than 9,000 shots. I've lost almost 300 games. I've failed over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed. - Michael Jordan

Golf is a thinking man's game. You can have all the shots in the bag, but if you don't know what to do with them, you've got troubles. - Chi Chi Rodriguez

Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy


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