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Rinse Ride

How to get kids to clean their own clothes

Rinse Ride thanks to Diane Baugh

Bubba invited all his friends for a spin around the block

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If it swells, ride it! - Unknown

Work to ride and ride to work. - Unknown

Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle. - Steven Wright

Joy Ride: Going somewhere without the kids - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Maybe I should just go home and ride my tractor. - Chuck Grassley

If you don't ride in the rain, you don't ride. - Unknown

Life is like a horse - either you ride it or it rides you. - Unknown

Baking is like washing - the results are equally temporary. - Patricia Briggs

My mom always said normal is just a cycle on the washing machine. - Wynonna Judd

Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner

The purpose of art is washing the dust of daily life off our souls. - Pablo Picasso

Your body is not a temple, it's an amusement park. Enjoy the ride. - Anthony Bourdain

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow

He really is terribly heavy going. Like running up hill in roller skates. - Alan Ayckbourn

Sidesaddle: How men, rather than women, would ride in a truly logical world - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dude Ranch: Where a guy who is rich enough to drive a Cadillac rides a horse - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

Guarantee: A legal vehicle which expires on the same day as your mechanical one - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I've had a lot of luck. If I didn't I'd be washing bottles in Russia. - Marat Safin

Life's a roller coaster, and you never know when it's going to take a turn. - Ty Pennington

You've got to concentrate on one idea. You can't ride a horse with two asses. - Joe Segal

Love doesn't make the world go 'round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile. - Franklin P. Jones

My father had a piano that was a nickelodeon - put a nickel, and the roller would play. - Frank Sinatra

You have to look for teachers. If you want to be a mechanic, go hang out with mechanics. - Robert Kiyosaki

I always wanted to ride a dragon myself, so I decided to do this for a year in my imagination. - Cornelia Funke

My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." - Steven Wright

My tastes are not those of the king, who has none, except for hunting and mechanic's labour. - Marie Antoinette

Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You don't know what is going to happen tomorrow. Life is a crazy ride, and nothing is guaranteed. - Eminem

Dictators ride to and fro upon tigers which they dare not dismount. And the tigers are getting hungry. - Winston Churchill

Stay in your seat come times of trouble. Its only people who jump off the roller coaster who get hurt. - Paul Harvey

Raise him a Luferan if you want, raise him a Norman with 7 wives, a holy roller, a Seventh Day Adventurer... - Archie Bunker

How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? - Woody Allen

Wall Street is the only place that people ride to in a Rolls Royce to get advice from those who take the subway. - Warren Buffett

We are all omnibuses in which our ancestors ride, and every now and then one of them sticks his head out and embarrasses us. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr.

I like to do things for my wife on Valentine's Day. I open the door for her when she puts laundry in the washing machine. - Milton Berle

Hockey on roller skates is like MMA in a bounce house: the elements are there, but the medium makes the whole thing ridiculous. - David Walton

God moves in a mysterious way
His wonders to perform;
He plants His footsteps in the sea
And rides upon the storm. - William Cowper

Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down. - Oprah Winfrey

Men may change their climate, but they cannot change their nature. A man that goes out a fool cannot ride or sail himself into common sense. - Joseph Addison


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