Revenge of the Stallion

Virtue is its own revenge. - E Y Harburg

Reindeer: A horse with a hat rack - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Horse ovaries (hors d'oeuvres) - Archie Bunker

Install: Where you keep your horse - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Revenge is sweet and not fattening. - Alfred Hitchcock

Revenge is a dish best served cold. - Italian Proverb

The best revenge is massive success. - Frank Sinatra

Installment: Putting a horse in his stall - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Stabilized: A horse that's been locked in - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Revenge is profitable, gratitude is expensive. - Edward Gibbon

A unicorn is just a horse with a point of view. - Ron Sexsmith

There is no revenge so complete as forgiveness. - Josh Billings

If you like to seek revenge, dig a grave for two. - Jewish Proverb

You don't have to have been a horse to be a jockey. - Arigo Saachi

An orator without judgment is a horse without a bridle. - Theophrastus

Interpretation is the revenge of the intellect upon art. - Susan Sontag

Absent-Mindedness: Searching for the horse you are riding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Wiener: The first to cross the line in a Mexican horse race - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The best revenge is to be unlike him who performed the injury. - Marcus Aurelius

Revenge is always the weak pleasure of a little and narrow mind. - Juvenal

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb

The wagon rests in winter, the sleigh in summer, the horse never. - Yiddish Proverb

Washable: What a cowboy does, very carefully, with soap and water - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Riding: The art of keeping a horse between yourself and the ground - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

At last we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi. At last we will have revenge. - Darth Maul

Dude Ranch: Where a guy who is rich enough to drive a Cadillac rides a horse - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost

In my world, everyone's a pony and they all eat rainbows and poop butterflies! - Dr. Seuss

Sherbet: 1. A horse that can't lose; 2. A tip on a horse race or sporting event. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A horse gallops with his lungs, perseveres with his heart, and wins with his character. - Tesio

I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse. - Woody Allen

Anger ventilated often hurries towards forgiveness; anger concealed often hardens into revenge. - E G Bulwer-Lytton

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

It is not best that we should all think alike; it is differences of opinion that make horse races. - Mark Twain

We will walk the path not of retribution or revenge but the path of reconciliation and forgiveness. - Mahatma Gandhi

Democracy is very different in U.S. and A. from Kazakhstan. In America, woman can vote, but horse cannot! - Borat Sagdiyev

Flaming enthusiasm, backed up by horse sense and persistence, is the quality that most frequently makes for success. - Dale Carnegie

Do you ever get halfway through eating a horse and go, 'You know, I'm not as hungry as I thought I was'? - Tim Vinel

Horse: 1. An oatsmobile; 2. An animal that cannot say yes, only neigh; 3. An animal that goes to bed with its shoes on. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Hypothesis: 1. First thing a Redneck teenager says to his father on the phone; 2. Hippo, horse; thesis, placing: putting something on a horse. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com