Revenge of the Stallion

I should like to be a horse. - Queen Elizabeth II

Living well is the best revenge. - George Herbert

Revenge is sweet and not fattening. - Alfred Hitchcock

Act like a horse. Be dumb. Just run. - Unknown

Live well. It is the greatest revenge. - The Talmud

Lend a horse, and you may have back his skin. - English Proverb

Revenge is profitable, gratitude is expensive. - Edward Gibbon

There is no revenge so complete as forgiveness. - Josh Billings

Care, and not fine stables, makes a good horse. - Danish Proverb

Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge. - Scott Adams

If you like to seek revenge, dig a grave for two. - Jewish Proverb

The best revenge is to live on and prove yourself. - Eddie Vedder

Marry me and I'll never look at another horse! - Groucho Marx

When I'm president, everyone gets a free pony. - Vermin Supreme

Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse. - Groucho Marx

Interpretation is the revenge of the intellect upon art. - Susan Sontag

A rabbit's foot is a poor substitute for horse sense. - Unknown

Horse Manure: 50p per pre-packed bag. 20p - do it your self. - Unknown

Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong. - Unknown

Revenge is always the weak pleasure of a little and narrow mind. - Juvenal

Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon. - John Madden

The wagon rests in winter, the sleigh in summer, the horse never. - Yiddish Proverb

All music is folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song. - Louis Armstrong

It's too late to close the stable door after the horse has bolted. - French Proverb

When rats infest the palace, a lame cat is better than the swiftest horse. - Chinese Proverb

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people. - WC Fields

There's nothing wrong with revenge - it's the best way to get even. - Archie Bunker

At last we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi. At last we will have revenge. - Darth Maul

It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse. - Adlai Stevenson

In fifty years, he never worked a day. To him, nine to five was odds on a horse. - Archie Bunker

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. - Sacha Guitry

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

You've got to concentrate on one idea. You can't ride a horse with two asses. - Joe Segal

One of the worst things that can happen in life is to win a bet on a horse at an early age. - Danny McGoorty

I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse. - Woody Allen

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

Democracy is very different in U.S. and A. from Kazakhstan. In America, woman can vote, but horse cannot! - Borat Sagdiyev

Never does the human soul appear so strong and noble as when it forgoes revenge and dares to forgive an injury. - E.H. Chapin

Flaming enthusiasm, backed up by horse sense and persistence, is the quality that most frequently makes for success. - Dale Carnegie

A fly, Sir, may sting a stately horse and make him wince; but, one is but an insect, and the other is a horse still. - Samuel Johnson