Revenge of the Stallion

I should like to be a horse. - Queen Elizabeth II

Living well is the best revenge. - George Herbert

Revenge is a dish best served cold. - Italian Proverb

The best revenge is massive success. - Frank Sinatra

Use a little of your horse's sense. - Archie Bunker

Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse. - Groucho Marx

Lend a horse, and you may have back his skin. - English Proverb

Revenge is profitable, gratitude is expensive. - Edward Gibbon

A unicorn is just a horse with a point of view. - Ron Sexsmith

There is no revenge so complete as forgiveness. - Josh Billings

Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge. - Scott Adams

If you like to seek revenge, dig a grave for two. - Jewish Proverb

The posthumous revenge of the Merchant of Venice. - Elbert Hubbard

Marry me and I'll never look at another horse! - Groucho Marx

Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse. - Groucho Marx

This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother. - Ted Walsh

You don't have to have been a horse to be a jockey. - Arigo Saachi

Interpretation is the revenge of the intellect upon art. - Susan Sontag

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him float. - Unknown

Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon. - John Madden

Washable: What a cowboy does, very carefully, with soap and water - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It's too late to close the stable door after the horse has bolted. - French Proverb

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people. - WC Fields

There's nothing wrong with revenge - it's the best way to get even. - Archie Bunker

At last we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi. At last we will have revenge. - Darth Maul

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. - Sacha Guitry

Perspective is to painting what the bridle is to the horse, the rudder to a ship. - Leonardo da Vinci

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

Some people play a horse to win, some to place. I should have bet this horse to live. - Henny Youngman

One of the worst things that can happen in life is to win a bet on a horse at an early age. - Danny McGoorty

Thank you, horseradish, for being neither a radish nor a horse. What you are is a liar food. - Jimmy Fallon

He that studieth revenge keepeth his own wounds green, which otherwise would heal and do well. - John Milton

Anger ventilated often hurries towards forgiveness; anger concealed often hardens into revenge. - E G Bulwer-Lytton

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

A definite purpose, like blinders on a horse, inevitably narrows its possessor's point of view. - Robert Frost

We will walk the path not of retribution or revenge but the path of reconciliation and forgiveness. - Mahatma Gandhi

When we traded the buffalo for a mare, we had no milk to drink, and we still had droppings to clean up. - Punjab Proverb

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

A fly, Sir, may sting a stately horse and make him wince; but, one is but an insect, and the other is a horse still. - Samuel Johnson

We will never have to tell our horse that we are sad, happy, confident, angry or relaxed. He already knows - long before we do. - Marjike de Jong