Redneck Water Heater

Going to the woods is going home. - John Muir

Ideal Guest: One who stays at home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Art is a house that tries to be haunted. - Emily Dickinson

There will be no whitewash at the White House. - Richard M Nixon

Heaven is home. Utopia is here. Nirvana is now. - Edward Abbey

He'd go through the house like Typhoon Mary. - Archie Bunker

Since the house is on fire let us warm ourselves. - Italian Proverb

He that troubleth his own house shall inherit the wind. - The Bible

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. - Unknown

An empty purse and a new house make a man wise, but too late. - Portuguese Proverb

Give a landlord an inch and he'll build an apartment house. - American Proverb

I still close my eyes and go home... I can always draw from that. - Dolly Parton

In my house I'm the boss. My wife is just the decision maker. - Woody Allen

One road leads home and a thousand roads lead into the wilderness. - C S Lewis

Go often to the house of a friend, for weeds choke the unused path. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Happiness is coming home and knowing your dog is there to greet you. - Unknown

Welcome to our home. And as yous people say "shaboom" (shalom) - Archie Bunker

On stage I make love to twenty five thousand people; and then I go home alone. - Janis Joplin

I went to a haunted house, looked under the kitchen table, and found spirit gum. - Steven Wright

Architect: One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money. - Ambrose Bierce

Was this the face that launched a thousand ships, and burnt the towers of Ilium? - Christopher Marlowe

People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home. - Bill Cosby

The only ultimate disaster that can befall us is to feel ourselves at home on this earth. - Malcolm Muggeridge

So finally, the great Jefferson, who always reclined to cross my freshhold is into the house. - Archie Bunker

Without my pets, my wallet would be full, my house would be clean, but my heart would be empty. - Unknown

People travel to faraway places to watch, in fascination, the kind of people they ignore at home. - Dagobert D. Runes

No guest is so welcome in a friend's house that he will not become a nuisance after three days. - Plautus

The ache for home lives in all of us. The safe place where we can go as we are and not be questioned. - Maya Angelou

You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax - tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough. - Pearl Williams

Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate.
What's going to happen to us with both a Senate and a House? - Will Rogers

A girl phoned me the other day and said, "Come on over, nobody's home." I went over. Nobody was home. - Rodney Dangerfield

When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron

The ordinary acts we practice every day at home are of more importance to the soul than their simplicity might suggest. - Thomas Moore

You reached into my soul and rearranged the position of my bones,
You rebuilt my rib cage so your heart could be home. - Unknown

The most dangerous person of the world is a member of the United States Congress just home from a three-day fact-finding trip. - Johnny Isakson

Camping is not a date; it's an endurance test. If you can survive camping with someone, you should marry them on the way home. - Yvonne Prinz

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

Some keep the Sabbath going to Church
I keep it, staying at Home
With a Bobolink for a Chorister
And an Orchard for a Dome - Emily Dickinson

When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill