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Bird House: Home Tweet Home. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Homemade dishes drive one from home. - Thomas Hood

A man in the house is worth two in the street. - Mae West

He'd go through the house like Typhoon Mary. - Archie Bunker

Hot flushes and mentalpause. House of ill refute. - Archie Bunker

It is easier to demolish a house than to build one. - Irish proverb

I have put out my books and now my house has a soul. - Cicero

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Without love, the rich and poor live in the same house. - Unknown

He that troubleth his own house shall inherit the wind. - The Bible

You see much more of your children once they leave home. - Lucille Ball

Peace and a well-built house cannot be bought too dearly. - Danish Proverb

He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

An empty purse and a new house make a man wise, but too late. - Portuguese Proverb

I suppose I could have stayed home and baked cookies and had teas. - Hillary Clinton

Go big or go home. Because it's true. What do you have to lose? - Eliza Dushku

At worst, a house unkept cannot be so distressing as a life unlived. - Rose Macaulay

Television has brought back murder into the home... where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

It's very hard to make a home for a man if he's always in it. - Winifred Kirkland

Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home. - Kin Hubbard

The summer movies are coming out! My advice: just stay home and burn a good book. - Stephen Colbert

The power of finding beauty in the humblest things makes home happy and life lovely. - Louisa May Alcott

I love cats because I enjoy my home, and little by little they become its visible soul. - Jean Cocteau

A gentleman should never leave the house without a sharp knife, a good watch, and great hat. - Unknown

Growing up, I'd just be at home, playing tennis, spending my allowance on an ice-cream truck. - Venus Williams

Housework is a treadmill from futility to oblivion with stop-offs at tedium and counter productivity. - Erma Bombeck

I remember when the candle shop burned won. Everyone stood around singing "Happy Birthday." - Steven Wright

A woman should cleave into her husband. Right here in this house is where Edith's cleavage belongs. - Archie Bunker

The scorn men express for a male who does housework is exceeded only by their aversion to a woman who doesn't. - Penny Kome

We can't win at home, we can't win away. As general manager, I just can't figure out where else to play. - Jock Brown

When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron

The primary purpose of a home is to reflect and to distribute the love of Christ. Anything that usurps that is idolatrous. - Ravi Zacharias

My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper. - Steven Wright

Camping is not a date; it's an endurance test. If you can survive camping with someone, you should marry them on the way home. - Yvonne Prinz

Returning home is the most difficult part of long-distance hiking. You have grown outside the puzzle and your piece no longer fits. - Cindy Ross

If your house is really a mess and a stranger comes to the door, greet him with, "Who could have done this? We have no enemies." - Phyllis Diller

An expert is somebody who is more than fifty miles from home, has no responsibility for implementing the advice he gives, and shows slides. - Edwin Meese

One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world. - Steven Wright

Science is built of facts the way a house is built of bricks; but an accumulation of facts is no more science than a pile of bricks is a house. - Henri Poincare

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell


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