Redneck Stove Burner

Blazer: A jacket that is on fire - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Log On: Makin' the wood stove hotter - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We must rekindle the fire of idealism in our society. - Joe Biden

Words are only painted fire; a book is the fire itself. - Mark Twain

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

By the time I have money to burn, my fire will have burnt out. - Unknown

Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou

She's mad but she's magic. There's no lie in her fire. - Charles Bukowski

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

It seems with every match I win, I get better-looking to other people. - Andy Roddick

I was under medication when I made the decision not to burn the tapes. - Richard M Nixon

Be enthusiastic as a leader. You can't light a fire with a wet match. - Unknown

Yesterday is ashes; tomorrow wood. Only today does the fire burn brightly. - Eskimo Proverb

The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. - Dave Barry

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips

Contentment consisteth not in adding more fuel, but in taking away some fire. - Thomas Fuller

Advice is like cooking - you should try it first before you feed it to others. - Unknown

Pajamas: Items of clothing that newlyweds place beside the bed in case of fire - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Getting information off the Internet is like taking a drink from a fire hydrant. - Mitchell Kapor

The child who is not embraced by the village will burn it down to feel its warmth. - African Proverb

Success isn't a result of spontaneous combustion. You must set yourself on fire. - Arnold H Glasow

I can see you in the kitchen bending over a hot stove, and I can't see the stove. - Groucho Marx

When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces. Women go right on cooking. - Gail Sheehy

This momentous question, like a fire bell in the night, awakened and filled me with terror. - Thomas Jefferson

If you burn your neighbor's house down, it doesn't make your house look any better. - Lou Holtz

He's so full of alcohol, if you put a lighted wick in his mouth he'd burn for three days. - Groucho Marx

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work in hand. The Sun's rays do not burn until brought to a focus. - Alexander Graham Bell

The fire of the diamond of true identity is always there; it just needs the Master's crafting to reveal it. - Kenneth G Mills

What my mother believed about cooking is that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else would do it for you. - Nora Ephron

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan

All of us failed to match our dreams of perfection. So I rate us on the basis of our splendid failure to do the impossible. - William Faulkner

I have a microwave fireplace in my house... The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes. - Steven Wright

I have never seen anyone burn a flag. And if I did, it would take every ounce of restraint I had not to haul off and hit them. - Barack Obama

You don't have to say everything to be a light. Sometimes a fire built on a hill will bring interested people to your campfire. - Shannon L. Alder

Mancation: A man's vacation. Generally includes lots of beer, a Redneck grill, slabs of meat for cooking and a sack of fireworks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When I have an idea, I turn down the flame, as if it were a little alcohol stove, as low as it will go. Then it explodes and that is my idea. - Ernest Hemingway

To have a curable illness and to leave it untreated except for prayer is like sticking your hand in a fire and asking God to remove the flame. - Sandra L. Douglas

Well, yes, I've fired a lot of people. Generally I like other people to fire, because it's always a lousy task. But I have fired many people. - Donald Trump