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Redneck Stove Burner

Bubba makes light of his kitchen

Redneck Stove Burner thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Burn rubber, not your soul, baby. - Craig Fernandez

It's better to burn out than fade away. - Neil Young

It's better to burn out than to fade away. - Neil Young

Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante

We must embrace pain and burn it as fuel for our journey. - Kenji Miyazawa

I don't even butter my bread. I consider that cooking. - Katherine Cebrian

Love is friendship set on fire. Hate is friendship burned. - Jeremy Taylor

People who fight fire with fire usually end up with ashes. - Abigail Van Buren

Keep a little fire burning; however small, however hidden. - Cormac McCarthy

I was 32 when I started cooking; up until then, I just ate. - Julia Child

The Irish seem to have more fire about them than the Scots. - Sean Connery

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

Initiative is to success what a lighted match is to a candle. - Orlando A Battista

In France, cooking is a serious art form and a national sport. - Julia Child

Smoke detectors are basically just you-suck-at-cooking detectors. - Julius Sharpe

Talent is no match for hard work, determination, and perseverance. - Unknown

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

It seems with every match I win, I get better-looking to other people. - Andy Roddick

Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out. - Nicole Hollander

Be enthusiastic as a leader. You can't light a fire with a wet match. - Unknown

Yesterday is ashes; tomorrow wood. Only today does the fire burn brightly. - Eskimo Proverb

Contentment consisteth not in adding more fuel, but in taking away some fire. - Thomas Fuller

The hardest thing in life is to know which bridge to cross and which to burn. - David Russell

Find a place inside where there's joy, and the joy will burn out the pain. - Joseph Campbell

No amount of facts in his head can compensate for the lack of fire on his lips. - Vance Havner

Success isn't a result of spontaneous combustion. You must set yourself on fire. - Arnold H Glasow

I can see you in the kitchen bending over a hot stove, and I can't see the stove. - Groucho Marx

He who waits for a roast duck to fly into his mouth must wait a very, very long time. - Chinese Proverb

Let's not burn the universities yet. After all, the damage they do might be worse. - H L Mencken

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn? - Bob Hope

If you burn your neighbor's house down, it doesn't make your house look any better. - Lou Holtz

You know you're getting old when your idea of a hot, flaming desire is a barbecued steak. - Victoria Fabiano

Trials function like a fire that burns off every impurity impeding our progress towards holiness. - David Jeremiah

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work in hand. The Sun's rays do not burn until brought to a focus. - Alexander Graham Bell

Can we be casual in the work of God—casual when the house is on fire, and people in danger of being burned? - Duncan Campbell

In case of fire, don't panic. Simply flee the building with the same reckless abandon that occurs each day at quitting time. - Don Delcourt

The diamond which shines in the Saviour's crown shall burn in unquenched beauty at last on the forehead of every human soul. - Theodore Parker

You don't have to say everything to be a light. Sometimes a fire built on a hill will bring interested people to your campfire. - Shannon L. Alder

Well, yes, I've fired a lot of people. Generally I like other people to fire, because it's always a lousy task. But I have fired many people. - Donald Trump


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