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Redneck Stove Burner

Bubba makes light of his kitchen

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My favorite animal is steak. - Fran Lebowitz

Burn rubber, not your soul, baby. - Craig Fernandez

Then you add two forkfuls of cooking oil. - The French Chef

Eternity is two people and a roast turkey. - James Dent

A cloudy day is no match for a sunny disposition. - William Ward

I'm tired of recipes assuming I have a stove. - Kevin Farzad

We must embrace pain and burn it as fuel for our journey. - Kenji Miyazawa

Keep a little fire burning; however small, however hidden. - Cormac McCarthy

The Irish seem to have more fire about them than the Scots. - Sean Connery

You'll never be as lazy as whoever names the fireplace. - Unknown

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

By the time I have money to burn, my fire will have burnt out. - Unknown

In France, cooking is a serious art form and a national sport. - Julia Child

Smoke detectors are basically just you-suck-at-cooking detectors. - Julius Sharpe

Talent is no match for hard work, determination, and perseverance. - Unknown

It seems with every match I win, I get better-looking to other people. - Andy Roddick

Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out. - Nicole Hollander

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips

The hardest thing in life is to know which bridge to cross and which to burn. - David Russell

Find a place inside where there's joy, and the joy will burn out the pain. - Joseph Campbell

Advice is like cooking - you should try it first before you feed it to others. - Unknown

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

I can see you in the kitchen bending over a hot stove, and I can't see the stove. - Groucho Marx

I took a physical for some life insurance. All they would give me was fire and theft. - Milton Berle

When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces. Women go right on cooking. - Gail Sheehy

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. - Steven Wright

Great souls by instinct by each other turn
Demand alliance, and in friendship burn. - Joseph Addison

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. - Unknown

This momentous question, like a fire bell in the night, awakened and filled me with terror. - Thomas Jefferson

You know you're getting old when your idea of a hot, flaming desire is a barbecued steak. - Victoria Fabiano

Trials function like a fire that burns off every impurity impeding our progress towards holiness. - David Jeremiah

I prefer Hostess fruit pies to pop-up toaster tarts because they don't require as much cooking. - Carrie Snow

Grilling outside with my parents at the Jersey shore. We would grill lobster and corn in the summer. - Bobby Flay

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

I have a microwave fireplace in my house... The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes. - Steven Wright

Once in seven years I burn all my sermons; for it is a shame if I cannot write better sermons now than I did seven years ago. - John Wesley

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love. - William Shakespeare

In case of fire, don't panic. Simply flee the building with the same reckless abandon that occurs each day at quitting time. - Don Delcourt

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell

Well, yes, I've fired a lot of people. Generally I like other people to fire, because it's always a lousy task. But I have fired many people. - Donald Trump


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