Redneck Stove Burner

It's better to burn out than to fade away. - Neil Young

The greatest match a man can win is won within. - Unknown

Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante

My socks DO match. They're the same thickness. - Steven Wright

Tell the men to fire faster and not give up the ship. - Captain James Lawrence

We must rekindle the fire of idealism in our society. - Joe Biden

Words are only painted fire; a book is the fire itself. - Mark Twain

I don't even butter my bread. I consider that cooking. - Katherine Cebrian

Love is friendship set on fire. Hate is friendship burned. - Jeremy Taylor

The Irish seem to have more fire about them than the Scots. - Sean Connery

The inner fire is the most important thing mankind possesses. - Edith Sodergran

Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou

Talent is no match for hard work, determination, and perseverance. - Unknown

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

It seems with every match I win, I get better-looking to other people. - Andy Roddick

Yesterday is ashes; tomorrow wood. Only today does the fire burn brightly. - Eskimo Proverb

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips

Advice is like cooking - you should try it first before you feed it to others. - Unknown

Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

I took a physical for some life insurance. All they would give me was fire and theft. - Milton Berle

He who waits for a roast duck to fly into his mouth must wait a very, very long time. - Chinese Proverb

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. - Steven Wright

Great souls by instinct by each other turn
Demand alliance, and in friendship burn. - Joseph Addison

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. - Unknown

If you burn your neighbor's house down, it doesn't make your house look any better. - Lou Holtz

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? - Unknown

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

"Burn everything British," he once advised his Irish countrymen, "except their coal." - Jonathan Swift

Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work in hand. The Sun's rays do not burn until brought to a focus. - Alexander Graham Bell

What my mother believed about cooking is that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else would do it for you. - Nora Ephron

Tennis was never work for me, tennis was fun. And the tougher the battle and the longer the match, the more fun I had. - Jimmy Connors

Motivation is a fire from within. If someone else tries to light that fire under you, chances are it will burn very briefly. - Stephen R. Covey

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love. - William Shakespeare

In case of fire, don't panic. Simply flee the building with the same reckless abandon that occurs each day at quitting time. - Don Delcourt

You don't have to say everything to be a light. Sometimes a fire built on a hill will bring interested people to your campfire. - Shannon L. Alder

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell

Well, yes, I've fired a lot of people. Generally I like other people to fire, because it's always a lousy task. But I have fired many people. - Donald Trump