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Redneck Stove Burner

Bubba makes light of his kitchen

Redneck Stove Burner thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Dulcet: A boring tennis match. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Love in its essence is spiritual fire. - Emanuel Swedenborg

Eternity is two people and a roast turkey. - James Dent

Content is fire and social media is gasoline. - Jay Baer

A cloudy day is no match for a sunny disposition. - William Ward

Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante

Words are only painted fire; a book is the fire itself. - Mark Twain

We must embrace pain and burn it as fuel for our journey. - Kenji Miyazawa

I don't even butter my bread. I consider that cooking. - Katherine Cebrian

People who fight fire with fire usually end up with ashes. - Abigail Van Buren

Hot Dog: The only animal that feeds the hand that bites it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I was 32 when I started cooking; up until then, I just ate. - Julia Child

The inner fire is the most important thing mankind possesses. - Edith Sodergran

Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds. - Buddha

For every dream that you have, your week needs to match that dream. - Eric Thomas

The delta and the omicron are no match for the Alpha and the Omega. - Ben Hughes

We are seldom aware of what's cooking until the pot boils over. - Amish Saying

The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. - Dave Barry

Contentment consisteth not in adding more fuel, but in taking away some fire. - Thomas Fuller

Advice is like cooking - you should try it first before you feed it to others. - Unknown

Pajamas: Items of clothing that newlyweds place beside the bed in case of fire - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

No amount of facts in his head can compensate for the lack of fire on his lips. - Vance Havner

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

The child who is not embraced by the village will burn it down to feel its warmth. - African Proverb

Let's not burn the universities yet. After all, the damage they do might be worse. - H L Mencken

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn? - Bob Hope

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. - Unknown

Grilling outside with my parents at the Jersey shore. We would grill lobster and corn in the summer. - Bobby Flay

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

Wood: That remarkable material which burns so easily in a forest and with such difficulty in a fireplace - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work in hand. The Sun's rays do not burn until brought to a focus. - Alexander Graham Bell

The fire of the diamond of true identity is always there; it just needs the Master's crafting to reveal it. - Kenneth G Mills

I'm not always optimistic. You wouldn't have all cylinders cooking if you were always like Mary Poppins. - Carol Burnett

I have a microwave fireplace in my house... The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes. - Steven Wright

Once in seven years I burn all my sermons; for it is a shame if I cannot write better sermons now than I did seven years ago. - John Wesley

I have never seen anyone burn a flag. And if I did, it would take every ounce of restraint I had not to haul off and hit them. - Barack Obama

The diamond which shines in the Saviour's crown shall burn in unquenched beauty at last on the forehead of every human soul. - Theodore Parker

Mancation: A man's vacation. Generally includes lots of beer, a Redneck grill, slabs of meat for cooking and a sack of fireworks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

To have a curable illness and to leave it untreated except for prayer is like sticking your hand in a fire and asking God to remove the flame. - Sandra L. Douglas


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