Redneck Stove Burner

My favorite animal is steak. - Fran Lebowitz

Love in its essence is spiritual fire. - Emanuel Swedenborg

Then you add two forkfuls of cooking oil. - The French Chef

It's better to burn out than fade away. - Neil Young

In tennis, a love match is always possible. - Unknown

It's better to burn out than to fade away. - Neil Young

The greatest match a man can win is won within. - Unknown

A cloudy day is no match for a sunny disposition. - William Ward

Some say the world will end in fire, some say in ice. - Robert Frost

Tell the men to fire faster and not give up the ship. - Captain James Lawrence

Love is friendship set on fire. Hate is friendship burned. - Jeremy Taylor

People who fight fire with fire usually end up with ashes. - Abigail Van Buren

You'll never be as lazy as whoever names the fireplace. - Unknown

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

By the time I have money to burn, my fire will have burnt out. - Unknown

Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds. - Buddha

The mind is not a vessel to be filled, but a fire to be kindled. - Plutarch

Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out. - Nicole Hollander

Be enthusiastic as a leader. You can't light a fire with a wet match. - Unknown

Yesterday is ashes; tomorrow wood. Only today does the fire burn brightly. - Eskimo Proverb

The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. - Dave Barry

Contentment consisteth not in adding more fuel, but in taking away some fire. - Thomas Fuller

Find a place inside where there's joy, and the joy will burn out the pain. - Joseph Campbell

Advice is like cooking - you should try it first before you feed it to others. - Unknown

The summer movies are coming out! My advice: just stay home and burn a good book. - Stephen Colbert

This woman was so cross-eyed. She can go to a tennis match and never move her head. - Phyllis Diller

Success isn't a result of spontaneous combustion. You must set yourself on fire. - Arnold H Glasow

He who waits for a roast duck to fly into his mouth must wait a very, very long time. - Chinese Proverb

Great souls by instinct by each other turn
Demand alliance, and in friendship burn. - Joseph Addison

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. - Unknown

Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians, except for the occasional mountain lion steak. - Ted Nugent

You're an old-timer if you can remember when setting the world on fire was a figure of speech. - Franklin P Jones

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

The fire of the diamond of true identity is always there; it just needs the Master's crafting to reveal it. - Kenneth G Mills

I'm not always optimistic. You wouldn't have all cylinders cooking if you were always like Mary Poppins. - Carol Burnett

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan

Tennis was never work for me, tennis was fun. And the tougher the battle and the longer the match, the more fun I had. - Jimmy Connors

All of us failed to match our dreams of perfection. So I rate us on the basis of our splendid failure to do the impossible. - William Faulkner

At fifty, the madwoman in the attic breaks loose, stomps down the stairs, and sets fire to the house. She won't be imprisoned anymore. - Erica Jong

Well, yes, I've fired a lot of people. Generally I like other people to fire, because it's always a lousy task. But I have fired many people. - Donald Trump