QuotaBillsPostage Dew: Mail delivered wet - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Bread and water can so easily be toast and tea. - Janet Clarkson
The conscious water saw its Master and blushed. - Alexander Pope
Water Polo: What horses play in the swimming pool - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet? - Steven Wright
Some people walk in the rain, others just get wet. - Roger Miller
He was so good he would pour rose water on a toad. - Douglas Jerrold
You never miss the water till the well has run dry. - Irish Proverb
Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb
Droughts are because god didn't pay his water bill. - Steven Wright
Maybe she's a spaghetti girl... straight until wet. - Jodi Lerner
People run from rain but sit in bathtubs full of water. - Charles Bukowski
I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle. - Mitch Hedberg
You can't cross the sea merely by staring at the water. - Rabindranath Tagore
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mitch Hedberg
I ran a 100-mile marathon, and I was powered by coconut water. - Jesse Itzler
You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him float. - Unknown
You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb
You ought to get out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini. - Mae West
Washable: What a cowboy does, very carefully, with soap and water - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Don't think there are no crocodiles because the water is calm. - Malayan Proverb
If his IQ slips any lower, we'll have to water him twice a day. - Molly Ivins
Love and work are to people, what water and sunshine are to plants. - Jonathan Haidt
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields
An entire ocean can't sink a ship unless it allows the water inside. - Donna Smith
Gardening requires lots of water, most of it in the form of perspiration. - Lou Erickson
I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge? - Douglas Adams
Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground. - Kim Young-ha
Start writing, no matter what. The water does not flow until the faucet is turned on. - Louis L'Amour
Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields
We should be as water, which is lower than all things yet stronger even than the rocks. - Sioux Proverb
I know it is wet and the sun is not sunny, but we can have lots of good fun that is funny. - Dr. Seuss
It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones
Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana
What is harder than rock, or softer than water? Yet soft water hollows out hard rock. Persevere. - Ovid
Gold and diamonds are nice, but clean, crisp, controlled water has long been the preeminent hallmark of the rich. - Anthony Doerr
Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope
Menopause is thicker than water. When we talk and laugh about it, we learn and relax. It's a life transition, not a disease. - Unknown
Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci
One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler