Redneck Manicure

You drive for show but putt for dough. - Bobby Locke

Show me a liar, and I'll show you a thief. - George Herbert

Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you. - Carl Jung

The Bunkers is going down to Florida as pre-deranged. - Archie Bunker

Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves. - Phyllis Diller

Many will show you the way once your cart has overturned. - Turkish Proverb

Apprentice 4 is the best by far, the best show we've done. - Donald Trump

Show me someone without an ego, and I'll show you a loser. - Donald Trump

I moved to Florida because you don't have to shovel water. - James Randi

We'd show an Alzheimer's survivor here, if there were one. - Unknown

Show me where Stalin is born, and I'll show you a communist plot. - George S. Kaufman

Don't taunt the alligator until after you've crossed the creek. - Dan Rather

Show me a woman who doesn't feel guilty and I'll show you a man. - Erica Jong

The slow motion replay doesn't show how fast the ball was traveling. - Richard Benaud

If my films don't show a profit, I know I'm doing something right. - Woody Allen

That was what a best friend did: hold up a mirror and show you your heart. - Kristin Hannah

All I can say is, if they show my butt in a movie, it better be a wide shot. - Jennifer Lopez

There's a good animal show on with that kindly old gent, Marlons Perkos. - Archie Bunker

Borrowed thoughts, like borrowed money, only show the poverty of the borrower. - Lady Marguerite Blessington

He should be on the show. I think he'd do very well if he were on the show. - Donald Trump

The supreme function of reason is to show man that some things are beyond reason. - Blaise Pascal

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - Anton Chekhov

There are two things that Jack Bauer never does. Show mercy, and go to the bathroom. - Kiefer Sutherland

There are a lot of things happening that show us that this, right now, is a time to love. - Stevie Wonder

The best teachers are those who show you where to look but don't tell you what to see. - Alexandra K. Trenfor

If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done. - Scott Adams

Tell me and I'll forget. Show me and I may not remember. Involve me and I'll understand. - Native American Proverb

I'm proud of my Irish heritage and culture and this show will feature a lot of Irish dancing. - Michael Flatley

I chose the Egyptian dream: the dream to make a TV show, and then be called an infidel by the end. - Bassem Youssef

You know you're old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you're barefoot. - Phyllis Diller

Three years ago I came to Florida without a nickel in my pocket. Now I've got a nickel in my pocket. - Groucho Marx

I don't think I've ever been to an appointment in my life where I wanted the other guy to show up. - George Costanza

I used to work at the unemployment office. I hated it because when they fired me, I had to show up at work anyway. - Wally Wang

Show me anyone who's lived to over seventy, and you show me a fighter - someone who's got the will to live. - Agatha Christie

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

I might show facts as plain as day: but, since your eyes are blind, you'd say, 'Where? What?' and turn away. - Christina Rossetti

By publishing content that shows buyers you understand their problems and can show them how to solve them, you build credibility. - Ardath Albee

My father was a baker and a lot of people do what their families did and I could have done that but I wanted to stay in show business. - Christopher Walken

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

Wit is the key, I think, to anybody's heart. Show me the person who doesn't like to laugh and I'll show you a person with a toe tag. - Julia Roberts