Redneck Manicure

Show me a hero and I'll write you a tragedy. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Show me a good loser, and I'll show you a loser. - Red Auerbach

Between here and Florida, ya got your original 48 states. - Archie Bunker

Don't tell me about your effort. Show me your results. - Tim Fargo

Never tell anyone your plans, show them your results instead. - Leonardo DiCaprio

Show me someone without an ego, and I'll show you a loser. - Donald Trump

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle. - Bob Hope

Friends show their love in times of trouble, not in happiness. - Euripides

Life is a game show where the people who enjoy it are the winners. - Orson Bean

Show me a good and gracious loser and I'll show you a failure. - Knute Rockne

Show me the right path, O Lord; point out the road for me to follow. - Bible

Show me where Stalin is born, and I'll show you a communist plot. - George S. Kaufman

Life can show up no other way than that way in which you perceive it. - Neale D Walsch

To be successful in show business, all you need are fifty good breaks. - Walter Matthau

Don't taunt the alligator until after you've crossed the creek. - Dan Rather

It is our choices that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities. - J K Rowling

Show me a good loser and I'll show you a man playing golf with his boss. - Unknown

An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile - hoping that it will eat him last. - Winston Churchill

There's a good animal show on with that kindly old gent, Marlons Perkos. - Archie Bunker

It is often a sign of wit not to show it, and not to see that others want it. - Suzanne Necker

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - Anton Chekhov

Why do we kill people who are killing people to show that killing people is wrong? - Holly Near

The books that the world calls immoral are books that show the world its own shame. - Oscar Wilde

Men show their characters in nothing more clearly than in what they think laughable. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off. - Bill Murray

People want honest, flavourful food, not some show-off meal that takes days to prepare. - Ted Allen

Your goals are the road maps that guide you and show you what is possible for your life. - Les Brown

There are a lot of things happening that show us that this, right now, is a time to love. - Stevie Wonder

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

Brick walls are there for a reason. They give us a chance to show how badly we want something. - Randy Pausch

Tell me and I'll forget. Show me and I may not remember. Involve me and I'll understand. - Native American Proverb

I'm proud of my Irish heritage and culture and this show will feature a lot of Irish dancing. - Michael Flatley

I don't think I've ever been to an appointment in my life where I wanted the other guy to show up. - George Costanza

Success goes to the ones who do. Get up. Show up. Throw up if you have to. Do it afraid, but do it no matter. - Toni Sorenson

Show me a person who likes to go to meetings, and I'll show you a person who doesn't have enough to do. - Unknown

Give me a Murphy bed, a Lazy Susan, a grandfather clock and a bulldog, and I will show you the meaning of comedy. - Jonathan Goldstein

Nobody wants to show you the hours and hours of becoming. They'd rather show you the highlight of what they've become. - Angela Duckworth

Silence is interesting. It can show confusion, indifference and sadness. But it can also show determination, confidence and caring. - Maxime Lagace

My father was a baker and a lot of people do what their families did and I could have done that but I wanted to stay in show business. - Christopher Walken

Wit is the key, I think, to anybody's heart. Show me the person who doesn't like to laugh and I'll show you a person with a toe tag. - Julia Roberts