Redneck Manicure

It is difficulties that show what men are. - William Hazlitt

See you later, alligator. After a while, crocodile. - Bill Haley

Between here and Florida, ya got your original 48 states. - Archie Bunker

I moved to Florida because you don't have to shovel water. - James Randi

Friends show their love in times of trouble, not in happiness. - Euripides

We'd show an Alzheimer's survivor here, if there were one. - Unknown

Life is a game show where the people who enjoy it are the winners. - Orson Bean

Show me a good and gracious loser and I'll show you a failure. - Knute Rockne

Show me the man you honor, and I will know what kind of man you are. - Thomas Carlyle

Show me the right path, O Lord; point out the road for me to follow. - Bible

Show me where Stalin is born, and I'll show you a communist plot. - George S. Kaufman

Life can show up no other way than that way in which you perceive it. - Neale D Walsch

The slow motion replay doesn't show how fast the ball was traveling. - Richard Benaud

Purposeful storytelling isn't show business, it's good business. - Peter Guber

If my films don't show a profit, I know I'm doing something right. - Woody Allen

Show me a good loser and I'll show you a man playing golf with his boss. - Unknown

Borrowed thoughts, like borrowed money, only show the poverty of the borrower. - Lady Marguerite Blessington

Statistics show that of those who contract the habit of eating, very few survive. - Wallace Irwin

Why do we kill people who are killing people to show that killing people is wrong? - Holly Near

People want honest, flavourful food, not some show-off meal that takes days to prepare. - Ted Allen

Show class, have pride, and display character. If you do, winning takes care of itself. - Paul Bryant

If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done. - Scott Adams

Call to me, and I will answer you, and show you great and mighty things, which you do not know. - Jeremiah 33:30

In the arena of life the honors and rewards fall to those who show their good qualities in action. - Aristotle

I chose the Egyptian dream: the dream to make a TV show, and then be called an infidel by the end. - Bassem Youssef

You know you're old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you're barefoot. - Phyllis Diller

Success goes to the ones who do. Get up. Show up. Throw up if you have to. Do it afraid, but do it no matter. - Toni Sorenson

Give me a Murphy bed, a Lazy Susan, a grandfather clock and a bulldog, and I will show you the meaning of comedy. - Jonathan Goldstein

Show me anyone who's lived to over seventy, and you show me a fighter - someone who's got the will to live. - Agatha Christie

The strongest people are not those who show strength in front of us but those who win battles we know nothing about. - Unknown

Hope begins in the dark, the stubborn hope that if you just show up and try to do the right thing, the dawn will come. - Anne Lamott

Nobody wants to show you the hours and hours of becoming. They'd rather show you the highlight of what they've become. - Angela Duckworth

Loving ourselves allows us to show up in the world so we can love others, uplift others, and make the world a more loving place. - Troy Love

Jawjuh: (Southern) A highly flammable state just north of Florida. Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck." - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Silence is interesting. It can show confusion, indifference and sadness. But it can also show determination, confidence and caring. - Maxime Lagace

My father was a baker and a lot of people do what their families did and I could have done that but I wanted to stay in show business. - Christopher Walken

Why should we honour those that die upon the field of battle? A man may show as reckless a courage in entering into the abyss of himself. - William Butler Yeats

Life is like the dice that, falling, still show a different face. So life, though it remains the same, is always presenting different aspects. - Alexis

I love working for myself from home. I get along with everyone in the office; I can show up in pajamas, and I always win Employee of the Month. - Missy Miwac

Wit is the key, I think, to anybody's heart. Show me the person who doesn't like to laugh and I'll show you a person with a toe tag. - Julia Roberts