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It is difficulties that show what men are. - William Hazlitt

Show me a liar, and I'll show you a thief. - George Herbert

Politics is just show business for ugly people. - Jay Leno

See you later, alligator. After a while, crocodile. - Bill Haley

The Bunkers is going down to Florida as pre-deranged. - Archie Bunker

Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves. - Phyllis Diller

Don't tell me about your effort. Show me your results. - Tim Fargo

Never tell anyone your plans, show them your results instead. - Leonardo DiCaprio

Life is a game show where the people who enjoy it are the winners. - Orson Bean

Show me a good and gracious loser and I'll show you a failure. - Knute Rockne

Show me the man you honor, and I will know what kind of man you are. - Thomas Carlyle

Show me where Stalin is born, and I'll show you a communist plot. - George S. Kaufman

Show me a woman who doesn't feel guilty and I'll show you a man. - Erica Jong

The slow motion replay doesn't show how fast the ball was traveling. - Richard Benaud

That was what a best friend did: hold up a mirror and show you your heart. - Kristin Hannah

It is our choices that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities. - J K Rowling

There's a good animal show on with that kindly old gent, Marlons Perkos. - Archie Bunker

It is often a sign of wit not to show it, and not to see that others want it. - Suzanne Necker

He should be on the show. I think he'd do very well if he were on the show. - Donald Trump

To be good is noble; but to show others how to be good is nobler and no trouble. - Mark Twain

Show me a man with a tattoo and I'll show you a man with an interesting past. - Jack London

Integrity is not something you show others. It is how you behave behind their back. - Unknown

There are two things that Jack Bauer never does. Show mercy, and go to the bathroom. - Kiefer Sutherland

I spent most of my 20s with these alligator wrestlers in the swamps of South Florida. - Karen Russell

Show class, have pride, and display character. If you do, winning takes care of itself. - Paul Bryant

A gun is not a weapon, it’s a tool, like a hammer or a screwdriver or an alligator. - Homer Simpson

There are a lot of things happening that show us that this, right now, is a time to love. - Stevie Wonder

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done. - Scott Adams

In the arena of life the honors and rewards fall to those who show their good qualities in action. - Aristotle

You know you're old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you're barefoot. - Phyllis Diller

Bring me a worm that can comprehend a man, and then I will show you a man who can comprehend the triune God. - John Wesley

Show me anyone who's lived to over seventy, and you show me a fighter - someone who's got the will to live. - Agatha Christie

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

My father was a baker and a lot of people do what their families did and I could have done that but I wanted to stay in show business. - Christopher Walken

Why should we honour those that die upon the field of battle? A man may show as reckless a courage in entering into the abyss of himself. - William Butler Yeats

Life is like the dice that, falling, still show a different face. So life, though it remains the same, is always presenting different aspects. - Alexis

I love working for myself from home. I get along with everyone in the office; I can show up in pajamas, and I always win Employee of the Month. - Missy Miwac

The people who did you wrong or who didn't quite know how to show up, you forgive them. And forgiving them allows you to forgive yourself too. - Jane Fonda

You learn you can do your best even when it's hard, even when you're tired and maybe hurting a little bit. It feels good to show some courage. - Joe Namath


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