Redneck Manicure

We're going to show you some fun homework. - Mike Johanns

Politics is just show business for ugly people. - Jay Leno

Halloween pumpkins aglow.
Come see the show. - Unknown

See you later, alligator. After a while, crocodile. - Bill Haley

Show me a good loser, and I'll show you a loser. - Red Auerbach

The Bunkers is going down to Florida as pre-deranged. - Archie Bunker

Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves. - Phyllis Diller

Show me someone without an ego, and I'll show you a loser. - Donald Trump

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle. - Bob Hope

Show me the right path, O Lord; point out the road for me to follow. - Bible

A friend is someone who can see through you and still enjoys the show. - Farmer's Almanac

Show me a woman who doesn't feel guilty and I'll show you a man. - Erica Jong

That was what a best friend did: hold up a mirror and show you your heart. - Kristin Hannah

All I can say is, if they show my butt in a movie, it better be a wide shot. - Jennifer Lopez

There's a good animal show on with that kindly old gent, Marlons Perkos. - Archie Bunker

Borrowed thoughts, like borrowed money, only show the poverty of the borrower. - Lady Marguerite Blessington

Show business is my life. When I was a kid I sold insurance, but nobody laughed. - Don Rickles

Statistics show that of those who contract the habit of eating, very few survive. - Wallace Irwin

The books that the world calls immoral are books that show the world its own shame. - Oscar Wilde

Integrity is not something you show others. It is how you behave behind their back. - Unknown

Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off. - Bill Murray

Show class, have pride, and display character. If you do, winning takes care of itself. - Paul Bryant

A gun is not a weapon, it’s a tool, like a hammer or a screwdriver or an alligator. - Homer Simpson

There are a lot of things happening that show us that this, right now, is a time to love. - Stevie Wonder

Brick walls are there for a reason. They give us a chance to show how badly we want something. - Randy Pausch

If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done. - Scott Adams

Show me a guy who's afraid to look bad, and I'll show you a guy you can beat every time. - Lou Brock

Tell me and I'll forget. Show me and I may not remember. Involve me and I'll understand. - Native American Proverb

I don't think I've ever been to an appointment in my life where I wanted the other guy to show up. - George Costanza

Success goes to the ones who do. Get up. Show up. Throw up if you have to. Do it afraid, but do it no matter. - Toni Sorenson

Give me a Murphy bed, a Lazy Susan, a grandfather clock and a bulldog, and I will show you the meaning of comedy. - Jonathan Goldstein

I used to work at the unemployment office. I hated it because when they fired me, I had to show up at work anyway. - Wally Wang

Show me anyone who's lived to over seventy, and you show me a fighter - someone who's got the will to live. - Agatha Christie

Hope begins in the dark, the stubborn hope that if you just show up and try to do the right thing, the dawn will come. - Anne Lamott

Thousands and thousands of guys applied to be on the show... Some of them were crazy. Some of them were so much into themselves. - Donald Trump

Silence is interesting. It can show confusion, indifference and sadness. But it can also show determination, confidence and caring. - Maxime Lagace

Why should we honour those that die upon the field of battle? A man may show as reckless a courage in entering into the abyss of himself. - William Butler Yeats

The people who did you wrong or who didn't quite know how to show up, you forgive them. And forgiving them allows you to forgive yourself too. - Jane Fonda

Restlessness is discontent, and discontent is the first necessity of progress. Show me a thoroughly satisfied man, and I'll show you a failure. - Thomas Edison

You learn you can do your best even when it's hard, even when you're tired and maybe hurting a little bit. It feels good to show some courage. - Joe Namath