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Fishing Show: Reel-life TV. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Show me where to put my John Hancrock. - Archie Bunker

It is difficulties that show what men are. - William Hazlitt

Politics is just show business for ugly people. - Jay Leno

Show me a hero and I'll write you a tragedy. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Between here and Florida, ya got your original 48 states. - Archie Bunker

I moved to Florida because you don't have to shovel water. - James Randi

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle. - Bob Hope

Show me the right path, O Lord; point out the road for me to follow. - Bible

Life can show up no other way than that way in which you perceive it. - Neale D Walsch

A friend is someone who can see through you and still enjoys the show. - Farmer's Almanac

Show me a woman who doesn't feel guilty and I'll show you a man. - Erica Jong

The slow motion replay doesn't show how fast the ball was traveling. - Richard Benaud

Purposeful storytelling isn't show business, it's good business. - Peter Guber

If my films don't show a profit, I know I'm doing something right. - Woody Allen

That was what a best friend did: hold up a mirror and show you your heart. - Kristin Hannah

An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile - hoping that it will eat him last. - Winston Churchill

There's a good animal show on with that kindly old gent, Marlons Perkos. - Archie Bunker

Show business is my life. When I was a kid I sold insurance, but nobody laughed. - Don Rickles

Statistics show that of those who contract the habit of eating, very few survive. - Wallace Irwin

There are two things that Jack Bauer never does. Show mercy, and go to the bathroom. - Kiefer Sutherland

Men show their characters in nothing more clearly than in what they think laughable. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Show class, have pride, and display character. If you do, winning takes care of itself. - Paul Bryant

A gun is not a weapon, it’s a tool, like a hammer or a screwdriver or an alligator. - Homer Simpson

Seek opportunities to show you care. The smallest gestures often make the biggest difference. - John Wooden

I chose the Egyptian dream: the dream to make a TV show, and then be called an infidel by the end. - Bassem Youssef

You know you're old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you're barefoot. - Phyllis Diller

Three years ago I came to Florida without a nickel in my pocket. Now I've got a nickel in my pocket. - Groucho Marx

I don't think I've ever been to an appointment in my life where I wanted the other guy to show up. - George Costanza

Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary to human life. - Unknown

Give me a Murphy bed, a Lazy Susan, a grandfather clock and a bulldog, and I will show you the meaning of comedy. - Jonathan Goldstein

The strongest people are not those who show strength in front of us but those who win battles we know nothing about. - Unknown

I saw that show, '50 Things To Do Before You Die.' I would have thought the obvious one was, 'Shout for help'. - Jim Carrey

Thousands and thousands of guys applied to be on the show... Some of them were crazy. Some of them were so much into themselves. - Donald Trump

Loving ourselves allows us to show up in the world so we can love others, uplift others, and make the world a more loving place. - Troy Love

If you think that praise is due, now's the time to show it, 'cause a man can't read his tombstone when he's dead. - Unknown

Jawjuh: (Southern) A highly flammable state just north of Florida. Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck." - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My father was a baker and a lot of people do what their families did and I could have done that but I wanted to stay in show business. - Christopher Walken

Nothing's as easy as it is on a sitcom. Issues that we take care of in 20 minutes on the show can stretch out over years in real families. - Tim Allen

I love working for myself from home. I get along with everyone in the office; I can show up in pajamas, and I always win Employee of the Month. - Missy Miwac


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