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Redneck Fireplace thanks to Jack Byrd, Atlanta, Georgia

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The soul is here for its own joy. - Rumi

Joy is the simplest form of gratitude. - Karl Barth

Joy is the serious business of Heaven. - C S Lewis

Morning comes whether you set the alarm or not. - Ursula K. Le Guin

Laughter and joy are part of the beauty of life. - Diago Morgado

We must rekindle the fire of idealism in our society. - Joe Biden

Joy is one of the only emotions you can't contrive. - Bono

If someone's lying, are their pants really on fire? - Jerry Seinfeld

Love is friendship set on fire. Hate is friendship burned. - Jeremy Taylor

People who fight fire with fire usually end up with ashes. - Abigail Van Buren

You have to go through a lot of heartache in life to feel joy. - Doug Collins

She's mad but she's magic. There's no lie in her fire. - Charles Bukowski

I sometimes wonder whether all pleasures are not substitutes for joy. - C S Lewis

The walls we build around us to keep sadness out also keeps out the joy. - Jim Rohn

Joy Of Motherhood: What a woman experiences when all the kids are in bed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Shared pain is lessened; shared joy, increased - thus do we refute entropy. - Spider Robinson

The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. - Dave Barry

Sleeping is my drug; my bed is my dealer; and my alarm clock is the police. - Unknown

Find a place inside where there's joy, and the joy will burn out the pain. - Joseph Campbell

Pajamas: Items of clothing that newlyweds place beside the bed in case of fire - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

No amount of facts in his head can compensate for the lack of fire on his lips. - Vance Havner

We feel free when we escape - even when it be from the frying pan into the fire. - Eric Hoffer

Getting information off the Internet is like taking a drink from a fire hydrant. - Mitchell Kapor

What can we make of the inexpressible joy of children? It is a kind of gratitude. - Annie Dillard

You purchase pain with all that joy can give and die of nothing but a rage to live. - Alexander Pope

Real joy seems to me almost as unlike security or prosperity as it is unlike agony. - C S Lewis

Resolve to keep happy, and your joy and you shall form an invincible host against difficulties. - Helen Keller

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

Wood: That remarkable material which burns so easily in a forest and with such difficulty in a fireplace - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You can't fall if you don't climb. But there's no joy in living your whole life on the ground. - Unknown

Grief can take care of itself, but to get the full value of a joy, you must have somebody to divide it with. - Mark Twain

To me, it's that incredible sense of belonging and peace within your own self and heart that really is joy. - Goldie Hawn

The ideals which have always shown before me and filled me with the joy of living are goodness, beauty and truth. - Albert Einstein

We are shaped by our thoughts; we become what we think. When the mind is pure, joy follows like a shadow that never leaves. - Buddha

I have a microwave fireplace in my house... The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes. - Steven Wright

Your joy is your sorrow unmasked. And the selfsame well from which your laughter rises was oftentimes filled with your tears. - Kahlil Gibran

Love to faults is always blind, always is to joy inclined. Lawless, winged, and unconfined, and breaks all chains from every mind. - William Blake

Mancation: A man's vacation. Generally includes lots of beer, a Redneck grill, slabs of meat for cooking and a sack of fireworks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I've never understood why people consider youth a time of freedom and joy. It's probably because they have forgotten their own. - Margaret Atwood


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