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Redneck Fireplace thanks to Jack Byrd, Atlanta, Georgia

Redneck Fireplace thanks to Jack Byrd, Atlanta, Georgia

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Add not fire to fire. - Greek proverb

The only joy in the world is to begin. - Cesare Pavese

Joy is the serious business of Heaven. - C S Lewis

Grief, and an estate, is joy understood. - Gregory Nunn

Joy is the feeling of grinning on the inside. - Melba Colgrove

Since the house is on fire let us warm ourselves. - Italian Proverb

Joy is a net of love by which you can catch souls. - Mother Teresa

Raising kids is part joy and part guerrilla warfare. - Ed Asner

Some say the world will end in fire, some say in ice. - Robert Frost

People who fight fire with fire usually end up with ashes. - Abigail Van Buren

The greatest joy lies not in simply being, but in becoming. - Oprah Winfrey

Find ecstasy in life; the mere sense of living is joy enough. - Emily Dickinson

Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds. - Buddha

Learning to live in the present moment is part of the path of joy. - Sarah Ban Breathnach

The walls we build around us to keep sadness out also keeps out the joy. - Jim Rohn

When you do things from your soul, you feel a river moving in you, a joy. - Rumi

There are many kinds of joy, but they all lead to one: the joy to be loved. - Michael Ende

Happiness lies in the joy of achievement and the thrill of creative effort. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Find a place inside where there's joy, and the joy will burn out the pain. - Joseph Campbell

We feel free when we escape - even when it be from the frying pan into the fire. - Eric Hoffer

We could never learn to be brave and patient, if there were only joy in the world. - Helen Keller

We have within us an extraordinary capacity for love, joy, and unshakable freedom. - Jack Kornfield

You purchase pain with all that joy can give and die of nothing but a rage to live. - Alexander Pope

A good newspaper is never nearly good enough, but a lousy newspaper is a joy forever. - Garrison Keillor

Paradise is here or nowhere: you must take your joy with you or you will never find it. - Orison Swett Marden

A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald, but if he has fire, women will like him. - Mae West

It is the supreme art of the teacher to awaken joy in creative expression and knowledge. - Albert Einstein

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. - Unknown

If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? - George Carlin

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? - Unknown

Be good, keep your feet dry, your eyes open, your heart at peace, and your soul in the joy of Christ. - Thomas Merton

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

To me, it's that incredible sense of belonging and peace within your own self and heart that really is joy. - Goldie Hawn

Let the resurrection joy lift us from loneliness and weakness and despair to strength and beauty and happiness. - Floyd W Tomkins

A happy life must be to a great extent a quiet life, for it is only in an atmosphere of quiet that true joy dare live. - Bertrand Russell

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

We are shaped by our thoughts; we become what we think. When the mind is pure, joy follows like a shadow that never leaves. - Buddha

Your joy is your sorrow unmasked. And the selfsame well from which your laughter rises was oftentimes filled with your tears. - Kahlil Gibran

Keep your heart open to dreams. For as long as there's a dream, there is hope, and as long as there is hope, there is joy in living. - Unknown


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