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Redneck Fireplace thanks to Jack Byrd, Atlanta, Georgia

Redneck Fireplace thanks to Jack Byrd, Atlanta, Georgia

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Add not fire to fire. - Greek proverb

The joy that isn't shared dies young. - Anne Sexton

Joy is the feeling of grinning on the inside. - Melba Colgrove

Laughter and joy are part of the beauty of life. - Diago Morgado

Since the house is on fire let us warm ourselves. - Italian Proverb

Illusory joy is often worth more than genuine sorrow. - Rene Descartes

Joy is one of the only emotions you can't contrive. - Bono

Find a joy you like and you add five days to every week. - H. Jackson Brown Jr.

I set myself on fire, and the people come to see me burn. - John Wesley

You have to sniff out joy. Keep your nose to the joy trail. - Buffy Sainte-Marie

You'll never be as lazy as whoever names the fireplace. - Unknown

Joy shared is twice the joy. Sorrow shared is half the sorrow. - Swedish Proverb

The mind is not a vessel to be filled, but a fire to be kindled. - Plutarch

Be enthusiastic as a leader. You can't light a fire with a wet match. - Unknown

There are many kinds of joy, but they all lead to one: the joy to be loved. - Michael Ende

Happiness lies in the joy of achievement and the thrill of creative effort. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Find a place inside where there's joy, and the joy will burn out the pain. - Joseph Campbell

The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow; there is no humor in Heaven. - Mark Twain

Catch on fire with enthusiasm, and people will come for miles to watch you burn. - John Wesley

We could never learn to be brave and patient, if there were only joy in the world. - Helen Keller

It is the supreme art of the teacher to awaken joy in creative expression and knowledge. - Albert Einstein

Silence is the perfectest herald of joy. I were but little happy if I could say how much. - William Shakespeare

Me and my bed are perfect for each other, but my alarm clock keeps trying to break us up. - Unknown

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. - Unknown

No person can be a great leader unless he takes genuine joy in the successes of those under him. - W.A. Nance

The most singular difference between happiness and joy is that happiness is a solid and joy a liquid. - J D Salinger

Sometimes your joy is the source of your smile, but sometimes your smile can be the source of your joy. - Thich Nhat Hanh

Walk away from anything or anyone who takes away from your joy. Life is too short to put up with fools. - Unknown

Grief can take care of itself, but to get the full value of a joy, you must have somebody to divide it with. - Mark Twain

If you do a good job for others, you heal yourself at the same time, because a dose of joy is a spiritual cure. - Ed Sullivan

To me, it's that incredible sense of belonging and peace within your own self and heart that really is joy. - Goldie Hawn

Years steal fire from the mind as vigor from the limb; and life's enchanted cup but sparkles near the brim. - Lord Byron

The fire of the diamond of true identity is always there; it just needs the Master's crafting to reveal it. - Kenneth G Mills

Only in peace do we have joy. Not by acquiring things, not by doing things, not by earning or learning, but by dedication. - Swami Satchidananda

We are shaped by our thoughts; we become what we think. When the mind is pure, joy follows like a shadow that never leaves. - Buddha

Motivation is a fire from within. If someone else tries to light that fire under you, chances are it will burn very briefly. - Stephen R. Covey

I have a microwave fireplace in my house... The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes. - Steven Wright

Free will, though it makes evil possible, is also the only thing that makes possible any love or goodness or joy worth having. - C S Lewis

All Joy reminds. It is never a possession, always a desire for something longer ago or further away or still 'about to be'. - C S Lewis

No one undertakes research in physics with the intention of winning a prize. It is the joy of discovering something no one knew before. - Stephen Hawking


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