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Redneck Fireplace thanks to Jack Byrd, Atlanta, Georgia

Redneck Fireplace thanks to Jack Byrd, Atlanta, Georgia

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One joy scatters a hundred griefs. - Chinese Proverb

Joy is the simplest form of gratitude. - Karl Barth

Morning comes whether you set the alarm or not. - Ursula K. Le Guin

Spring adds new life and new joy to all that is. - Jessica Harrelson

Laughter and joy are part of the beauty of life. - Diago Morgado

Taking joy in life is a woman's best cosmetic. - Rosalind Russell

Illusory joy is often worth more than genuine sorrow. - Rene Descartes

We must rekindle the fire of idealism in our society. - Joe Biden

Joy is one of the only emotions you can't contrive. - Bono

If someone's lying, are their pants really on fire? - Jerry Seinfeld

Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

You have to go through a lot of heartache in life to feel joy. - Doug Collins

By the time I have money to burn, my fire will have burnt out. - Unknown

Learning to live in the present moment is part of the path of joy. - Sarah Ban Breathnach

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

Managers light a fire under people; leaders light a fire in people. - Kathy Austin

Joy Of Motherhood: What a woman experiences when all the kids are in bed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Forgiveness provides hope, joy, and a bright future that nothing else can. - Paul J Meyer

There are many kinds of joy, but they all lead to one: the joy to be loved. - Michael Ende

Happiness lies in the joy of achievement and the thrill of creative effort. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Sleeping is my drug; my bed is my dealer; and my alarm clock is the police. - Unknown

Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman

We feel free when we escape - even when it be from the frying pan into the fire. - Eric Hoffer

Getting information off the Internet is like taking a drink from a fire hydrant. - Mitchell Kapor

We have within us an extraordinary capacity for love, joy, and unshakable freedom. - Jack Kornfield

Me and my bed are perfect for each other, but my alarm clock keeps trying to break us up. - Unknown

Joy is what happens to us when we allow ourselves to recognize how good things really are. - Marianne Williamson

Resolve to keep happy, and your joy and you shall form an invincible host against difficulties. - Helen Keller

No person can be a great leader unless he takes genuine joy in the successes of those under him. - W.A. Nance

I don't have an alarm clock. If someone needs to wake me up, then I have my BlackBerry next to me. - Mark Zuckerberg

Sometimes your joy is the source of your smile, but sometimes your smile can be the source of your joy. - Thich Nhat Hanh

Walk away from anything or anyone who takes away from your joy. Life is too short to put up with fools. - Unknown

You can't fall if you don't climb. But there's no joy in living your whole life on the ground. - Unknown

Let the resurrection joy lift us from loneliness and weakness and despair to strength and beauty and happiness. - Floyd W Tomkins

In today's rush, we all think too much, seek too much, want too much and forget about the joy of just being. - Eckhart Tolle

I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have taken the fire department four days to put it out. - Dolly Parton

Free will, though it makes evil possible, is also the only thing that makes possible any love or goodness or joy worth having. - C S Lewis

Who is the happiest of men? He who values the merits of others, and in their pleasure takes joy, even as though 'twere his own. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

You don't have to say everything to be a light. Sometimes a fire built on a hill will bring interested people to your campfire. - Shannon L. Alder

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze


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