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Redneck Fireplace

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Redneck Fireplace thanks to Jack Byrd, Atlanta, Georgia

Redneck Fireplace thanks to Jack Byrd, Atlanta, Georgia

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A flower blossoms for its own joy. - Oscar Wilde

The only joy in the world is to begin. - Cesare Pavese

Love in its essence is spiritual fire. - Emanuel Swedenborg

Grief, and an estate, is joy understood. - Gregory Nunn

The joy that isn't shared dies young. - Anne Sexton

Spring adds new life and new joy to all that is. - Jessica Harrelson

Laughter and joy are part of the beauty of life. - Diago Morgado

Be willing to access joy in the face of adversity. - C.W. Metcalf

Joy is a net of love by which you can catch souls. - Mother Teresa

Raising kids is part joy and part guerrilla warfare. - Ed Asner

Joy is one of the only emotions you can't contrive. - Bono

Find a joy you like and you add five days to every week. - H. Jackson Brown Jr.

The key to retirement is to find joy in the little things. - Susan Miller

He imagines a necessary joy in things that must fly to eat. - Wendell Berry

Find ecstasy in life; the mere sense of living is joy enough. - Emily Dickinson

Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

You have to go through a lot of heartache in life to feel joy. - Doug Collins

By the time I have money to burn, my fire will have burnt out. - Unknown

I sometimes wonder whether all pleasures are not substitutes for joy. - C S Lewis

Worry never robs tomorrow of its sorrow, it only saps today of its joy. - Leo Buscaglia

Joy is more divine than sorrow, for joy is bread and sorrow is medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

Shared pain is lessened; shared joy, increased - thus do we refute entropy. - Spider Robinson

There are many kinds of joy, but they all lead to one: the joy to be loved. - Michael Ende

Pajamas: Items of clothing that newlyweds place beside the bed in case of fire - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We could never learn to be brave and patient, if there were only joy in the world. - Helen Keller

Silence is the perfectest herald of joy. I were but little happy if I could say how much. - William Shakespeare

In France we leave unmolested those who set fire to the house, and persecute those who sound the alarm. - Sebastien Chamfort

Wood: That remarkable material which burns so easily in a forest and with such difficulty in a fireplace - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

Grief can take care of itself, but to get the full value of a joy, you must have somebody to divide it with. - Mark Twain

To me, it's that incredible sense of belonging and peace within your own self and heart that really is joy. - Goldie Hawn

Years steal fire from the mind as vigor from the limb; and life's enchanted cup but sparkles near the brim. - Lord Byron

In today's rush, we all think too much, seek too much, want too much and forget about the joy of just being. - Eckhart Tolle

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

We are shaped by our thoughts; we become what we think. When the mind is pure, joy follows like a shadow that never leaves. - Buddha

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love. - William Shakespeare

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

Keep your heart open to dreams. For as long as there's a dream, there is hope, and as long as there is hope, there is joy in living. - Unknown

Well, yes, I've fired a lot of people. Generally I like other people to fire, because it's always a lousy task. But I have fired many people. - Donald Trump


The Bugs Are Bad This Year

Dog Spa

Ostrich Imprint

Local Crabs

World's First Hard Hat

Bird Melons

Bag Hang-Up

LippoPotumus

Haircut For Staff Meetings

Wolf Mode

Undertaker Bike

Throwaway Sport Paper

Pacman Skeleton

Vatican City's New Breakfast Special

Flying Cathedral Excuse

Day At The Beach

John The Baptist Souvenirs

Amish Prom Limo

Wishy-Washy Church

'Cover Girl' Magazine

One At A Time

Shofar So Good

Temple Car

Closing Time