Redneck Fireplace

One joy scatters a hundred griefs. - Chinese Proverb

The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. - Unknown

Joy is the feeling of grinning on the inside. - Melba Colgrove

Be willing to access joy in the face of adversity. - C.W. Metcalf

Words are only painted fire; a book is the fire itself. - Mark Twain

Shared joy is a double joy; shared sorrow is half sorrow. - Swedish Proverb

Love is friendship set on fire. Hate is friendship burned. - Jeremy Taylor

When my wrestlers got their hands raised, I jumped for joy. - Dan Gable

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

The mind is not a vessel to be filled, but a fire to be kindled. - Plutarch

Each breath in itself is joy if only we try to find bliss in it. - Unknown

I sometimes wonder whether all pleasures are not substitutes for joy. - C S Lewis

Yesterday is ashes; tomorrow wood. Only today does the fire burn brightly. - Eskimo Proverb

Forgiveness provides hope, joy, and a bright future that nothing else can. - Paul J Meyer

Contentment consisteth not in adding more fuel, but in taking away some fire. - Thomas Fuller

Find a place inside where there's joy, and the joy will burn out the pain. - Joseph Campbell

The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow; there is no humor in Heaven. - Mark Twain

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

We could never learn to be brave and patient, if there were only joy in the world. - Helen Keller

We have within us an extraordinary capacity for love, joy, and unshakable freedom. - Jack Kornfield

You purchase pain with all that joy can give and die of nothing but a rage to live. - Alexander Pope

I took a physical for some life insurance. All they would give me was fire and theft. - Milton Berle

It is the supreme art of the teacher to awaken joy in creative expression and knowledge. - Albert Einstein

Me and my bed are perfect for each other, but my alarm clock keeps trying to break us up. - Unknown

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. - Unknown

This momentous question, like a fire bell in the night, awakened and filled me with terror. - Thomas Jefferson

Resolve to keep happy, and your joy and you shall form an invincible host against difficulties. - Helen Keller

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

You're an old-timer if you can remember when setting the world on fire was a figure of speech. - Franklin P Jones

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

Walk away from anything or anyone who takes away from your joy. Life is too short to put up with fools. - Unknown

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

Years steal fire from the mind as vigor from the limb; and life's enchanted cup but sparkles near the brim. - Lord Byron

The secret of joy in work is contained in one word - excellence. To know how to do something well is to enjoy it. - Pearl S Buck

There was a fire at the main Inland Revenue office in London today, but it was put out before any serious good was done. - Ronnie Corbett

In case of fire, don't panic. Simply flee the building with the same reckless abandon that occurs each day at quitting time. - Don Delcourt

Who is the happiest of men? He who values the merits of others, and in their pleasure takes joy, even as though 'twere his own. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Since you get more joy out of giving joy to others, you should put a good deal of thought into the happiness that you are able to give. - Eleanor Roosevelt

To have a curable illness and to leave it untreated except for prayer is like sticking your hand in a fire and asking God to remove the flame. - Sandra L. Douglas