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A flower blossoms for its own joy. - Oscar Wilde

A thing of beauty is a joy forever. - John Keats

Joy is the simplest form of gratitude. - Karl Barth

One filled with joy preaches without preaching. - Mother Teresa

Laughter and joy are part of the beauty of life. - Diago Morgado

Taking joy in life is a woman's best cosmetic. - Rosalind Russell

Raising kids is part joy and part guerrilla warfare. - Ed Asner

Life and joy and beauty are better than dusty death. - Bertrand Russell

Some say the world will end in fire, some say in ice. - Robert Frost

Illusory joy is often worth more than genuine sorrow. - Rene Descartes

Joy is one of the only emotions you can't contrive. - Bono

Shared joy is a double joy; shared sorrow is half sorrow. - Swedish Proverb

I set myself on fire, and the people come to see me burn. - John Wesley

The inner fire is the most important thing mankind possesses. - Edith Sodergran

Weeping may endure for a night, but joy cometh in the morning. - Psalms 30:5

Joy shared is twice the joy. Sorrow shared is half the sorrow. - Swedish Proverb

The mind is not a vessel to be filled, but a fire to be kindled. - Plutarch

Learning to live in the present moment is part of the path of joy. - Sarah Ban Breathnach

Worry never robs tomorrow of its sorrow, it only saps today of its joy. - Leo Buscaglia

Even when they have nothing, the Irish emit a kind of happiness, a joy. - Fiona Shaw

Yesterday is ashes; tomorrow wood. Only today does the fire burn brightly. - Eskimo Proverb

Shared pain is lessened; shared joy, increased - thus do we refute entropy. - Spider Robinson

There are many kinds of joy, but they all lead to one: the joy to be loved. - Michael Ende

Sleeping is my drug; my bed is my dealer; and my alarm clock is the police. - Unknown

The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow; there is no humor in Heaven. - Mark Twain

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr

Don't postpone joy until you've learned all your lessons. Joy is your lesson. - Alan Cohen

A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald, but if he has fire, women will like him. - Mae West

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. - Steven Wright

Silence is the perfectest herald of joy. I were but little happy if I could say how much. - William Shakespeare

You're an old-timer if you can remember when setting the world on fire was a figure of speech. - Franklin P Jones

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? - Unknown

Be good, keep your feet dry, your eyes open, your heart at peace, and your soul in the joy of Christ. - Thomas Merton

Being Irish, he had an abiding sense of tragedy, which sustained him through temporary periods of joy. - William Butler Yeats

Walk away from anything or anyone who takes away from your joy. Life is too short to put up with fools. - Unknown

In today's rush, we all think too much, seek too much, want too much and forget about the joy of just being. - Eckhart Tolle

Only in peace do we have joy. Not by acquiring things, not by doing things, not by earning or learning, but by dedication. - Swami Satchidananda

To have a curable illness and to leave it untreated except for prayer is like sticking your hand in a fire and asking God to remove the flame. - Sandra L. Douglas

Hypothesis: 1. First thing a Redneck teenager says to his father on the phone; 2. Hippo, horse; thesis, placing: putting something on a horse. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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