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Redneck Fireplace thanks to Jack Byrd, Atlanta, Georgia

Redneck Fireplace thanks to Jack Byrd, Atlanta, Georgia

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Add not fire to fire. - Greek proverb

The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. - Unknown

Joy is the feeling of grinning on the inside. - Melba Colgrove

Since the house is on fire let us warm ourselves. - Italian Proverb

Taking joy in life is a woman's best cosmetic. - Rosalind Russell

Raising kids is part joy and part guerrilla warfare. - Ed Asner

Illusory joy is often worth more than genuine sorrow. - Rene Descartes

Find a joy you like and you add five days to every week. - H. Jackson Brown Jr.

Shared joy is a double joy; shared sorrow is half sorrow. - Swedish Proverb

The key to retirement is to find joy in the little things. - Susan Miller

Find ecstasy in life; the mere sense of living is joy enough. - Emily Dickinson

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

Worry never robs tomorrow of its sorrow, it only saps today of its joy. - Leo Buscaglia

Joy is more divine than sorrow, for joy is bread and sorrow is medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

Love puts the fun in together, the sad in apart, and the joy in a heart. - Unknown

Contentment consisteth not in adding more fuel, but in taking away some fire. - Thomas Fuller

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr

A good newspaper is never nearly good enough, but a lousy newspaper is a joy forever. - Garrison Keillor

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. - Steven Wright

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? - Unknown

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

Being Irish, he had an abiding sense of tragedy, which sustained him through temporary periods of joy. - William Butler Yeats

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

If you do a good job for others, you heal yourself at the same time, because a dose of joy is a spiritual cure. - Ed Sullivan

In today's rush, we all think too much, seek too much, want too much and forget about the joy of just being. - Eckhart Tolle

The ideals which have always shown before me and filled me with the joy of living are goodness, beauty and truth. - Albert Einstein

A happy life must be to a great extent a quiet life, for it is only in an atmosphere of quiet that true joy dare live. - Bertrand Russell

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

We are shaped by our thoughts; we become what we think. When the mind is pure, joy follows like a shadow that never leaves. - Buddha

Motivation is a fire from within. If someone else tries to light that fire under you, chances are it will burn very briefly. - Stephen R. Covey

In case of fire, don't panic. Simply flee the building with the same reckless abandon that occurs each day at quitting time. - Don Delcourt

Love to faults is always blind, always is to joy inclined. Lawless, winged, and unconfined, and breaks all chains from every mind. - William Blake

Who is the happiest of men? He who values the merits of others, and in their pleasure takes joy, even as though 'twere his own. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Since you get more joy out of giving joy to others, you should put a good deal of thought into the happiness that you are able to give. - Eleanor Roosevelt

No one undertakes research in physics with the intention of winning a prize. It is the joy of discovering something no one knew before. - Stephen Hawking

The joy of surfing is so many things combined, from the physical exertion of it, to the challenge of it, to the mental side of the sport. - Kelly Slater

Pilots take no special joy in walking: pilots like flying. Pilots generally take pride in a good landing, not in getting out of the vehicle. - Neil Armstrong

To have a curable illness and to leave it untreated except for prayer is like sticking your hand in a fire and asking God to remove the flame. - Sandra L. Douglas

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell


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