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Redneck DoorBells thanks to Roy Taylor

Redneck DoorBells thanks to Roy Taylor

Redneck DoorBells thanks to Roy Taylor

Redneck DoorBells thanks to Roy Taylor

No one ever rings Bubba's latest doorbell - at last, peace and quiet!

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A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door. - Unknown

Housekeeping is like being caught in a revolving door. - Marcelene Cox

I got a garage door opener. It can't close. Just open. - Steven Wright

Good manners will open doors that the best education cannot. - Clarence Thomas

School Of Hard Knocks: Where they train door-to-door salesmen - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

All successful revolutions are the kicking in of a rotten door. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Shut the door will the 2 of yas, we're catchin' ammonia. - Archie Bunker

The door of opportunity won't open unless you do some pushing. - Unknown

When grandparents enter the door, discipline flies out the window. - Ogden Nash

listen; there's a hell of a good universe next door: let's go - e e cummings

It's too late to close the stable door after the horse has bolted. - French Proverb

Follow your bliss and doors will open where there were no doors before. - Joseph Campbell

Love unlocks doors and opens windows that weren't even there before. - Mignon McLaughlin

Let everyone sweep in front of his door and the whole world will be clean. - Mother Teresa

When you ask "What if..." you open the door to all your options. - Unknown

He who is outside his door has the hardest part of his journey behind him. - Flemish Proverb

Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open. - John Barrymore

Temptation usually comes in through a door that has been deliberately left open. - Arnold Glasgow

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

The door that nobody else will go in at seems always to swing open widely for me. - Clara Barton

I like holding the door for people who are far away, so they have to run a little. - Bill Murray

Some people not only expect opportunity to knock, they expect it to beat the door down. - Unknown

A true friend is the one that's coming in the door while everyone else is going out. - Dr. Phil McGraw

The present moment is the only moment available to us, and it is the door to all moments. - Thich Nhat Hanh

Choosing forgiveness opens the door of your heart and makes way for a miracle in your life. - Victoria Osteen

You can tell a man isn't handy when he asks the man next door how to get blood off a saw. - Milton Berle

I look just like the girls next door... if you happen to live next door to an amusement park. - Dolly Parton

At the door of life, by the gate of breath, there are worse things waiting for men than death. - A.C. Swinburne The Triumph Of Time

I want a house with a garden, but slap bang in the centre of London. Next door to a sushi bar. - Michelle Dockery

Look for opportunity. You can't wait for it to knock on the door ... You might not be home. - Jinger Heath

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

Have you ever wondered why opportunity only knocks once, yet temptation bangs on the door constantly? - Unknown

You can spend your precious energy beating down closed doors, or you can choose the doors that open when you knock. - Unknown

When you're following your inner voice, doors tend to eventually open for you, even if they mostly slam at first. - Kelly Cutrone

The truth knocks on the door and you say, "Go away, I'm looking for the truth," and so it goes away. Puzzling. - Robert M Pirsig

I like to do things for my wife on Valentine's Day. I open the door for her when she puts laundry in the washing machine. - Milton Berle

Thirteen roadways lead through life
To thirteen doors of death,
Homeward from foolish fears and strife
We float on failing breath. - Tao

Under the present circumstances, I would rather be a lap dancer than a woman MP - the hours are better and unruly male members are shown the door. - Allison Pearson

Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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