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Redneck DoorBells thanks to Roy Taylor

Redneck DoorBells thanks to Roy Taylor

Redneck DoorBells thanks to Roy Taylor

Redneck DoorBells thanks to Roy Taylor

No one ever rings Bubba's latest doorbell - at last, peace and quiet!

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Be an opener of doors. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

When one door shuts, a hundred open. - Spanish Proverb

A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door. - Unknown

If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door. - Milton Berle

Confidence is the hinge on the door to success. - Mary O'Hare Dumas

Rapscallion: A door knocker shaped like an onion - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

The open door does not necessarily mean the easy pathway. - G. Campbell Morgan

School Of Hard Knocks: Where they train door-to-door salesmen - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Shut the door will the 2 of yas, we're catchin' ammonia. - Archie Bunker

listen; there's a hell of a good universe next door: let's go - e e cummings

Love unlocks doors and opens windows that weren't even there before. - Mignon McLaughlin

When you ask "What if..." you open the door to all your options. - Unknown

Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open. - John Barrymore

Opportunity does not knock. It presents itself when you beat down the door. - Kyle Chandler

We make our friends. We make our enemies. But God makes our next-door neighbour. - G K Chesterton

Burst down those closet doors once and for all, and stand up and start to fight. - Harvey Milk

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

You got to have smelt a lot of mule manure before you can sing like a hillbilly. - Hank Williams

Temptation usually comes in through a door that has deliberately been left open. - Arnold Glasow

Everybody needs his memories. They keep the wolf of insignificance from the door. - Saul Bellow

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

I like holding the door for people who are far away, so they have to run a little. - Bill Murray

If a door slams shut it means that God is pointing to an open door further on down. - Anna Delaney Peale

Don't let your dreams rust! Listen to your youthful bells ringing loud inside of you. - Bernard Kelvin Clive

The present moment is the only moment available to us, and it is the door to all moments. - Thich Nhat Hanh

Choosing forgiveness opens the door of your heart and makes way for a miracle in your life. - Victoria Osteen

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

Have you ever wondered why opportunity only knocks once, yet temptation bangs on the door constantly? - Unknown

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

May you always walk in sunshine. May you never want for more. May Irish angels rest their wings right beside your door. - Irish Blessings

“But it doesn't take a thousand men to open a door, my lord."
"It might to keep it open.” - Ursula K. Le Guin

The truth knocks on the door and you say, "Go away, I'm looking for the truth," and so it goes away. Puzzling. - Robert M Pirsig

I like to do things for my wife on Valentine's Day. I open the door for her when she puts laundry in the washing machine. - Milton Berle

No business can stay in business without customers. How you treat - or mistreat - them determines how long your doors stay open. - Harvey Mackay

Mancation: A man's vacation. Generally includes lots of beer, a Redneck grill, slabs of meat for cooking and a sack of fireworks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If your house is really a mess and a stranger comes to the door, greet him with, "Who could have done this? We have no enemies." - Phyllis Diller

A beautiful woman moved in next door. So I went over and returned a cup of sugar. "You didn't borrow this." "I will." - Steven Wright

Hypothesis: 1. First thing a Redneck teenager says to his father on the phone; 2. Hippo, horse; thesis, placing: putting something on a horse. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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