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Redneck Chandelier

Bubba makes light of his drinking trophies

Redneck Chandelier thanks to Roy Taylor

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Truths kindle light for truths. - Lucretius

Luminary: One who throws light upon a subject - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A true star shines her light on others. Be a star. - Chloe Pink

Through darkness diamonds spread their richest light. - John Webster

Following the light of the sun, we left the Old World. - Christopher Columbus

Sometimes that light at the end of the tunnel is a train. - Charles Barkley

Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light. - Groucho Marx

I merely took the energy it takes to pout and wrote some blues. - Duke Ellington

I feel some responsibility to shine light on things that I love. - Flying Lotus

One of the greatest sources of energy is pride in what you are doing. - Unknown

If we shouldn't eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge? - Unknown

If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus. - Robin Williams

Hope is being able to see that there is light despite all of the darkness. - Desmond Tutu

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light. - Jennie Jerome Churchill

Chains of habit are too light to be felt until they are too heavy to be broken. - Warren Buffett

A good teacher is like a candle - it consumes itself to light the way for others. - Unknown

We all walk in the dark and each of us must learn to turn on his or her own light. - Earl Nightingale

What most persons consider as virtue, after the age of 40 is simply a loss of energy. - Voltaire

No matter what you're going through, there's a light at the end of the tunnel. - Demi Lovato

As long as we have hope, we have direction, the energy to move, and the map to move by. - Hong Kong Proverb

The sole purpose of human existence is to kindle a light in the darkness of mere being. - Carl Jung

Bound by paperwork, short on hands, sleep, and energy... nurses are rarely short on caring. - Sharon Hudacek

The more you lose yourself in something bigger than yourself, the more energy you will have. - Norman Vincent Peale

Oh say can you see, by the dawn's early light. What so proudly we hailed. Of thee I sing. - Archie Bunker

In times of great stress or adversity, plow your anger and your energy into something positive. - Lee Iacocca

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

We proclaim the resurrection of Christ when his light illuminates the dark moments of our existence. - Pope Francis

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison. - WC Fields

I will love the light for it shows me the way, yet I will endure the darkness for it shows me the stars. - Og Mandino

The next woman who gets hold of me is gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars. - Jack Nicholson

How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo? - Jacques Plante

I think that most people would rather face the light of a real enemy than the darkness of their imagined fears. - Max Brooks

If you want to be happy, set a goal that commands your thoughts, liberates your energy, and inspires your hopes. - Andrew Carnegie

You can spend your precious energy beating down closed doors, or you can choose the doors that open when you knock. - Unknown

You will recognize your own path when you come upon it because you will suddenly have all the energy and imagination you will ever need. - Sara Teasdale

Love one another and help others to rise to the higher levels, simply by pouring out love. Love is infectious and the greatest healing energy. - Sai Baba

The light of a new day always chases the shadows of the night away, and shows us that the shape of our fears is only the ghost of our own minds. - Terry Goodkind

If I could store lightnings in jars, I'd sell them to sick fireflies to light their way. Only they have nothing to pay for it with but life. - Will Advise


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