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Redneck Chandelier

Bubba makes light of his drinking trophies

Redneck Chandelier thanks to Roy Taylor

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A light heart lives long. - William Shakespeare

Truths kindle light for truths. - Lucretius

I am not lazy. I am on energy saving mode. - Unknown

A proverb is much light condensed in one flash. - Simmons

It is easy to be heavy; it is hard to be light. - G K Chesterton

A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle. - James Keller

Sometimes that light at the end of the tunnel is a train. - Charles Barkley

There is a crack in everything. That's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen

Anger must be the energy that has not yet found its right channel. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

She may very well pass for 43 in the dusk with the light behind her! - W S Gilbert

Stay the course, light a star, change the world where'er you are. - Richard Le Gallienne

Light is the greatest disinfectant in nature and also in organizations. - Stephen Covey

Truth will ultimately prevail where there is pains to being it to light. - George Washington

Be enthusiastic as a leader. You can't light a fire with a wet match. - Unknown

Energy, like the Biblical grain of the mustard seed, will remove mountains. - Hosea Ballou

And all we feared inside the night / shows true in morning's biased light. - Garth von Buchholz

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? How many can you afford? - Blanche Knott

If you want light to come into your life, you need to stand where it is shining. - Guy Finley

I shall make electricity so cheap that only the rich can afford to burn candles. - Thomas Edison

No matter what you're going through, there's a light at the end of the tunnel. - Demi Lovato

There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it. - Edith Wharton

The sole purpose of human existence is to kindle a light in the darkness of mere being. - Carl Jung

Whenever you see darkness, there is extraordinary opportunity for the light to burn brighter. - Bono

As an actor you become that lighting rod between the person who made the play and the audience. - Christopher Walken

We have been too long in darkness. Once already we have been in the light, and we want it again. - Alexander Dubcek

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. - Alan Dundes

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it. - Maurice Chevalier

Fathers are like a lighthouse - when there is fog his children can always depend on seeing the light. - Unknown

I will love the light for it shows me the way, yet I will endure the darkness for it shows me the stars. - Og Mandino

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

People say that forgiving is my flaw, but I really believe that holding grudges and anger is a waste of energy. - Mayte Garcia

Remembering that each of us will take our turns in darkness and in light, let us be light for one another when the darkness falls. - Unknown

It is obvious that we can no more explain a passion to a person who has never experienced it than we can explain light to the blind. - T S Eliot

A rooster crows only when it sees the light. Put him in the dark and he'll never crow. I have seen the light and I'm crowing. - Muhammad Ali

My candle burns at both ends,
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends -
It gives a lovely light! - Edna St Vincent Millay

You can tell it's good if you light it and a blue flame comes up; that means it's good moonshine and it won't make you go blind. - Johnny Knoxville

Fantasy has a dark side to it. It also has a light hemisphere - the power of the human imagination to keep going, to imagine a better tomorrow. - Tim O'Brien

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected. - Spike Milligan


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