Recession Cutbacks

Virtue has never as respectable as money. - Mark Twain

Money won is twice as sweet as money earned. - Martin Scorsese

Friendship is like money, easier made than kept. - Samuel Butler

Insurance is for people who don't have money. - Neil Zukerman

Fidelity bought with money can be overcome by money. - Seneca

Stop chasing the money and start chasing the passion. - Tony Hsieh

He who does not travel does not know the value of men. - Moorish Proverb

Money can't buy happiness, but neither can poverty. - Leo Rosten

When it comes to corruption, nothing succeeds like money. - American Proverb

I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money. - Bob Hope

I don't like money, actually, but it quiets my nerves. - Joe Louis

A woman's best protection is a little money of her own. - Clare B Luce

The best way to ruin a comedy is to throw a lot of money at it. - Jay Leno

I like my money right where I can see it: hanging in my closet. - Carrie Bradshaw

A woman will buy anything she thinks the store is losing money on. - Kin Hubbard

An education obtained with money is worse than no education at all. - Socrates

Yachting: standing in a cold shower tearing up hundred-dollar bills. - Unknown

Why pay a dollar for a bookmark? Why not use the dollar for a bookmark? - Steven Spielberg

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something. - Jackie Mason

After I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office. - Christy Romano

Gentility is what is left over from rich ancestors after the money is gone. - John Ciardi

I've got all the money I'll ever need, if I die by four o'clock. - Henny Youngman

Cocaine is God’s way of telling you you’re making too much money. - Robin Williams

I want to be a millionaire not for the money but for the woman I will become. - Jaime Tardy

Writing and travel broaden your ass if not your mind and I like to write standing up. - Ernest Hemingway

Money can't buy you happiness? Well, check this out: I bought myself a happy meal. - Paul F Taylor

People travel to faraway places to watch, in fascination, the kind of people they ignore at home. - Dagobert D. Runes

The chief value of money lies in the fact that one lives in a world in which it is overestimated. - H L Mencken

Growing up, I'd just be at home, playing tennis, spending my allowance on an ice-cream truck. - Venus Williams

It's a recession when your neighbor loses his job; it's a depression when you lose yours. - Harry S Truman

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train. - Oscar Wilde

No one has put forward a plan to make this country entirely debt free as we enter the next millenium. - Donald Trump

The attention economy is not growing, which means we have to grab the attention that someone else has today. - Brent Leary

When I was young, I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old, I know it is. - Oscar Wilde

When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old I know that it is. - Oscar Wilde

Always serve too much hot fudge sauce on hot fudge sundaes. It makes people overjoyed, and puts them in your debt. - Judith Olney

Economy is going without something you do want in case, perhaps, you should someday want something you probably won't want. - Anthony Hope

We spend money we don't have, on things we don't need, to make impressions that don't last, on people we don't care about. - Tim Jackson

If we ever travel thousands of light years to a planet inhabited by intelligent life, let's just make patterns in their crops and leave. - Bill Murray

I have respect for Senator McCain. I used to like him a lot. I supported him. I raised a lot of money for his campaign against President Obama. - Donald Trump