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Private jets cost a lot of money. - Donald Trump

Travel, of course, narrows the mind. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Money: the poor man's credit card. - Marshal McLuhan

The rich are different - they have more money. - Ernest Hemingway

Wind to a sailor is what money is to life on shore. - Sterling Hayden

Budgeting: The most orderly way of going into debt. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Money can't buy happiness, but neither can poverty. - Leo Rosten

Yacht: 1. A floating debt; 2. Stretch limo of the seas. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I can't afford to die - I'd lose too much money. - George Burns

After money in the bank, a grudge is the next best thing. - Anthony Trollope

A grandfather carries pictures where his money used to be. - Joe-kster

I don't like money, actually, but it quiets my nerves. - Joe Louis

Those have a short Lent who owe money to be paid at Easter. - Benjamin Franklin

A woman's best protection is a little money of her own. - Clare B Luce

I'd like to live like a poor man, only with lots of money. - Pablo Picasso

If money is your hope for independence, you will never have it. - Henry Ford

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

An education obtained with money is worse than no education at all. - Socrates

Economics is extremely useful as a form of employment for economists. - John Kenneth Galbraith

A hundred wagonloads of thoughts will not pay a single ounce of debt. - Italian Proverb

Window: 1. A looking-out glass; 2. Place in the truck to hang your guns. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

Cash Flow: The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The man who never has money to pay his debts has too much of something else. - J.L. Basford

I want to be a millionaire not for the money but for the woman I will become. - Jaime Tardy

When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus

Every dollar you invest in your personal development adds 30 to your bottom line. - Brian Tracy

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated. - Will Rogers

I wear a fun sock when I travel to give the security staff a well-deserved chuckle. - Chelsea Peretti

To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it. - George Bernard Shaw

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is still putting on its shoes. - Jonathan Swift

Tradition is what you resort to when you don't have the time or the money to do it right. - Kurt H Adler

The chief value of money lies in the fact that one lives in a world in which it is overestimated. - H L Mencken

The man who leaves money to charity in his will is only giving away what no longer belongs to him. - Voltaire

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

If you put all your strength and faith and vigor into a job, and try to do the best you can, the money will come. - Lawrence Welk

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. - Sam Ewing

Forgiveness is the economy of the heart. Forgiveness saves the expense of anger, the cost of hatred, the waste of spirits. - Hannah More

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

If you have more money than brains, you should focus on outbound marketing. If you have more brains than money, you should focus on inbound marketing. - Guy Kawasaki


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