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How much money is enough? - Talmud

Travel is glamorous only in retrospect. - Paul Theroux

Here's the money for our patentcy (patent). - Archie Bunker

Friendship is like money, easier made than kept. - Samuel Butler

Manicurist: A girl who makes money hand over fist - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Education costs money. But then so does ignorance. - Claus Moser

Wind to a sailor is what money is to life on shore. - Sterling Hayden

Don't marry for money, you can borrow it cheaper. - Scottish Saying

After money in the bank, a grudge is the next best thing. - Anthony Trollope

Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells. - J Paul Getty

If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars. - J Paul Getty

Business? It's quite simple. It's other people's money. - Alexandre Dumas

Economics is extremely useful as a form of employment for economists. - John Kenneth Galbraith

How much money does it take to make a man happy? Just one more dollar. - John D Rockefeller

Life is a storybook, and those who do not travel only read but a page. - Ravi Zacharias

There's only one thing money won't buy, and that's poverty. - Joe E Lewis

Business, that's easily defined - it's other people's money. - Peter F Drucker

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

The only point in making money is, you can tell some big shot where to go. - Humphrey Bogart

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. - Aristotle Onassis

I want to be a millionaire not for the money but for the woman I will become. - Jaime Tardy

If we were interested in making money, we wouldn’t have become teachers. - Robin Williams

The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy. - Theodore White

It's not about money. It's about the people you have, and how you're led. - Steve Jobs

I actually lost 90 pounds over the course of 15 months in order to save money on life insurance. - Derek Kilmer

The chief value of money lies in the fact that one lives in a world in which it is overestimated. - H L Mencken

The ideal man bears the accidents of life with dignity and grace, making the best of circumstances. - Aristotle

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock

Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching. - Satchel Paige

A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money. - G. Gordon Liddy

Poverty: 1. A state of mind sometimes induced by a neighbour's new car; 2. One thing that money can't buy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

To read a writer is for me not merely to get an idea of what he says, but to go off with him and travel in his company. - Andre Gide

We are all born with a grab bag on gifts and gaps. Identify your true talents, then find out how to use them to make money. - Bill O'Reilly

She ran after the garbage truck yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?"
The driver said, "No, jump in!" - Red Skelton

Jawjuh: (Southern) A highly flammable state just north of Florida. Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck." - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do. - Bob Dylan

Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't need to advertise it. - Will Rogers

Commerce: A kind of transaction in which A plunders from B the goods of C, and for compensation B picks the pocket of D of money belonging to E. - Ambrose Bierce


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