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Life is holy puzzle. - Lailah G. Akita

It's puzzling work, talking is. - George Eliot

Just play. Have fun. Enjoy the game. - Michael Jordan

Win the game before it's played. - Unknown

Life is a game. Money is how we keep score. - Ted Turner

Politics is not a game. It is an earnest business. - Winston Churchill

Food is not just eating energy. It's an experience. - Guy Fieri

The world's a puzzle; no need to make sense out of it. - Socrates

Electroplate: What atomic scientists eat their dinner from - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Every film is a puzzle really, from an editorial point of view. - Walter Murch

Vaseball: A game of catch played by children in the living room - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Golf is a game where the ball lies poorly, and the players well. - Unknown

Love ceases to be a puzzle the moment you find the missing piece. - Olaotan Fawehinmi

Anger must be the energy that has not yet found its right channel. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

It's not so important who starts the game but who finishes it. - John Wooden

When you make weirdness into a puzzle to be solved, you make LOST. - Joseph Fink

Leave some mystery to the world and they will remember you forever. - Amit Kalantri

The Republic of China - back in the Olympic Games for the first time. - David Coleman

Enthusiasm finds the opportunities, and energy makes the most of them. - Henry Hoskins

Golf is a game in which you yell fore, shoot six, and write down five. - Paul Harvey

Energy, like the Biblical grain of the mustard seed, will remove mountains. - Hosea Ballou

When you work with somebody, either the puzzle piece fits, or it doesn't. - Gary Goetzman

Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal. - Albert Camus

No one ever says, "It's only a game" when their team is winning. - George Carlin

I'm always suspicious of games where you're the only ones that play it. - Jack Charlton

I don't want to use my creative energy on somebody else's user interface. - Jeff Bezos

The key to winning baseball games is pitching, fundamentals, and three-run homers. - Unknown

Hunting is not a sport. In a sport, both sides should know they're in the game. - Paul Rodriguez

What most persons consider as virtue, after the age of 40 is simply a loss of energy. - Voltaire

My favorite puzzle is trying to work out the parts myself, after all it is a solo effort. - Adrian Belew

In times of great stress or adversity, plow your anger and your energy into something positive. - Lee Iacocca

Imagine a place where everyone chooses to bring energy, passion, and a positive attitude every day. - Stephen C. Lundin

He cared less, so they cared more. He said it was beautiful. I knew he was broken.This was his game. - Coco J. Ginger

I have a Rubik's Cube for a rearview mirror, because the past is the only time puzzle I can solve. - Jarod Kintz

We - we need strength, we need energy, we need quickness and we need brain in this country to turn it around. - Donald Trump

Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game. - Donald Trump

I love solving puzzles, I love finding my way around obstacles, and I love learning new things about technology. - Kevin Mitnick

If you want to be happy, set a goal that commands your thoughts, liberates your energy, and inspires your hopes. - Andrew Carnegie

In every problem, there's a concealed solution... locking itself underneath... unlock, peruse, find and solve. - Michael B. Johnson

The problem is that we always look for the missing piece of the puzzle instead of finding a place for the one in our hand. - Alina Radoi

If you make every game a life-and-death proposition, you're going to have problems. For one thing, you'll be dead a lot. - Dean Smith

Basketball, a game which won’t be fit for people until they set the basket umbilicus high and return the giraffes to the zoo. - Ogden Nash

Returning home is the most difficult part of long-distance hiking. You have grown outside the puzzle and your piece no longer fits. - Cindy Ross

The release of atomic energy has not created a new problem. It has merely made more urgent the necessity of solving an existing one. - Albert Einstein

Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill designed for the purpose. - Winston Churchill

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

Cricket - a game which the English, not being a spiritual people, have invented in order to give themselves some conception of eternity. - Lord Mancroft

I play to win, whether during practice or a real game. And I will not let anything get in the way of me and my competitive enthusiasm to win. - Michael Jordan

The monkeys solved the puzzle simply because they found it gratifying to solve puzzles. They enjoyed it. The joy of the task was its own reward. - Daniel H. Pink

Mathematics began to seem too much like puzzle solving. Physics is puzzle solving, too, but of puzzles created by nature, not by the mind of man. - Maria G. Mayer


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