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You'll have a blast with these atomic puzzles!

Radioactive Games thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

If you have fun with these atomic puzzles,
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A puzzle is not a dead-end. - Lewis N. Roe

Our whole life is solving puzzles. - Erno Rubik

Golf is a puzzle without an answer. - Gary Player

Once I get on a puzzle, I can't get off. - Richard P. Feynman

My favorite part of the game? The opportunity to play. - Mike Singletary

I write puzzles and mysteries. Nothing too highfalutin. - Michael Connelly

Controversy is part of the nature of art and creativity. - Yoko Ono

Content is the atomic particle of all digital marketing. - Rebecca Lieb

The world's a puzzle; no need to make sense out of it. - Socrates

I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out. - Rodney Dangerfield

Every film is a puzzle really, from an editorial point of view. - Walter Murch

Colors must fit together as pieces in a puzzle or cogs in a wheel. - Hans Hofmann

At the end of the game, the King and the pawn go into the same box. - Italian Proverb

I don't use simple words. I make games and puzzles with my songs. - Lisa Loeb

Positive thinking evokes more energy, more initiative, more happiness. - Unknown

Life is like a game of Tetris. You never know what you're gonna get. - Kevin Larnholm

How has retirement affected my golf game? A lot more people beat me now. - Dwight D Eisenhower

God gave me a gift to do other things besides play the game of basketball. - LeBron James

When you work with somebody, either the puzzle piece fits, or it doesn't. - Gary Goetzman

Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal. - Albert Camus

No one ever says, "It's only a game" when their team is winning. - George Carlin

You don't play against opponents, you play against the game of basketball. - Bobby Knight

Ticket Scalper: A man who enables you to see one football game for the price of five - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts. And never hope more than you work. - Rita Mae Brown

Your family is depending on you. No better reason to bring all your game all the time. - Grant Cardone

Organic chemistry has become a vast rubbish heap of puzzling and bewildering compounds. - J Norman Collie

My favorite puzzle is trying to work out the parts myself, after all it is a solo effort. - Adrian Belew

Sometimes the game of golf is just too difficult to endure with a golf club in your hands. - Bobby Jones

Of course I have played outdoor games. I once played dominoes in an open air cafe in Paris. - Oscar Wilde

Architecture is the learned game, correct and magnificent, of forms assembled in the light. - Le Corbusier

You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else. - Unknown

The game is played not to protect the rules; rather, the rules are made to protect the game. - Ravi Zacharias

Madness is loving the unsolvable puzzle of your soul and replacing the lost pieces with my own. - Shannon L. Alder

I go into every game thinking I'm going to be the hero. I have to, or I wouldn't enjoy it. - Derek Jeter

I'm going to be eighty soon, and I guess the one thing that puzzles me most is how quick it got here. - Roy Acuff

I'm a games and theory king of guy. I love puzzles, so it was fun dissecting Shakespeare's prose. - Neil Patrick Harris

I'm taking memory power boost tablets to help me every day and doing the puzzles to help me stay focused. - Terry Bradshaw

A good puzzle, it's a fair thing. Nobody is lying. It's very clear, and the problem depends just on you. - Erno Rubik

I love solving puzzles, I love finding my way around obstacles, and I love learning new things about technology. - Kevin Mitnick

Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you represents determinism; the way you play it is free will. - Jawaharlal Nehru

You can spend your precious energy beating down closed doors, or you can choose the doors that open when you knock. - Unknown

Feeling sorry for yourself, and your present condition, is not only a waste of energy but the worst habit you could possibly have. - Dale Carnegie

Returning home is the most difficult part of long-distance hiking. You have grown outside the puzzle and your piece no longer fits. - Cindy Ross

Unless a man has considerable skill and reliance in his weapon, he will not remain cool in the presence of dangerous game close by. - Townsend Whelen

It's a piece of cake until you get to the top. You find you can't stop playing the game the way you've always played it. - Richard M Nixon

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan

I play to win, whether during practice or a real game. And I will not let anything get in the way of me and my competitive enthusiasm to win. - Michael Jordan

Mathematics began to seem too much like puzzle solving. Physics is puzzle solving, too, but of puzzles created by nature, not by the mind of man. - Maria G. Mayer

Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy

Approach racing like a game of billiards. If you bash the ball too hard, you get nowhere. As you handle the cue properly, you drive with more finesse. - Juan M Fangio


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