#1 humor site on the 'net

Radioactive Games

You'll have a blast with these atomic puzzles!

Radioactive Games thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

If you have fun with these atomic puzzles,
you got them @ joe-ks.com ... But if you have any problems,
you received them from the Atomic Energy Lab

QuotaBills
Life is puzzle unsolved. - Santosh Kalwar

Golf is a puzzle without an answer. - Gary Player

Just play. Have fun. Enjoy the game. - Michael Jordan

The legs are the wheels of creativity. - Albert Einstein

Half this game is ninety percent mental. - Yogi Berra

I try to figure out the marketing puzzle. - Nelson Peltz

Energy and persistence conquer all things. - Benjamin Franklin

Life is a game. Money is how we keep score. - Ted Turner

Love is a game that two can play and both win. - Eva Gabor

A hunch is creativity trying to tell you something. - Frank Capra

It takes as much energy to wish as it does to plan. - Eleanor Roosevelt

The world's a puzzle; no need to make sense out of it. - Socrates

Math, it's a puzzle to me. I love figuring out puzzles. - Maya Lin

Dare to ask questions and seek answers to the puzzles of life. - Lailah G. Akita

The world is the puzzle, itself; but it is always in principle. - Dada Bhagwan

Football is a game designed to keep coal miners off the streets. - Jimmy Breslin

Golf is a game where the ball lies poorly, and the players well. - Unknown

This could be a repeat of what will happen in the European games next week. - David Coleman

No one ever says, "It's only a game" when their team is winning. - George Carlin

Marriage is very difficult. It's like a 5,000-piece jigsaw puzzle, all sky. - Cathy Ladman

The nice thing about doing a crossword puzzle is, you know there is a solution. - Stephen Sondheim

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

Love the moment, and the energy of that moment will spread beyond all boundaries. - Corita Kent

I still have my teeth. I don't want to lose them at age 61 in some hockey game. - Jim Flaherty

The only game I like to play is "Old Maid", providing she's not too old. - Groucho Marx

Games shouldn't only be fun. They should teach or spark an interest in other things. - Hideo Kojima

My favorite puzzle is trying to work out the parts myself, after all it is a solo effort. - Adrian Belew

Bound by paperwork, short on hands, sleep, and energy... nurses are rarely short on caring. - Sharon Hudacek

Children's games are hardly games. Children are never more serious than when they play. - Michel de Montaigne

Architecture is the learned game, correct and magnificent, of forms assembled in the light. - Le Corbusier

Bridge is a game that separates the men from the boys. It also separates husbands and wives. - George Burns

I wouldn't ever set out to hurt anyone deliberately unless it was important, like a league game. - Dick Butkus

I have a Rubik's Cube for a rearview mirror, because the past is the only time puzzle I can solve. - Jarod Kintz

You've got to take the initiative and play your game. In a decisive set, confidence is the difference. - Chris Evert

We - we need strength, we need energy, we need quickness and we need brain in this country to turn it around. - Donald Trump

Perseverance alone does not assure success. No amount of stalking will lead to game in a field that has none. - I Ching

I'm taking memory power boost tablets to help me every day and doing the puzzles to help me stay focused. - Terry Bradshaw

If you believe you have a foolproof system you have failed to take into consideration the creativity of fools. - Frank W. Abagnale

Milton's style was exactly right for what he did. He had enormous energy. Enormous vitality. He still does. - Steve Allen

Creativity is not intelligence, it is the ability to do what you did not know through the use of what you know. - Michael B. Johnson

If you must play, decide on three things at the start: the rules of the game, the stakes, and the quitting time. - Chinese Proverb

I love solving puzzles, I love finding my way around obstacles, and I love learning new things about technology. - Kevin Mitnick

Creativity can solve almost any problem. The creative act, the defeat of habit by originality, overcomes everything. - George Lois

Not every puzzle is intended to be solved. Some are in place to test your limits. Others are, in fact, not puzzles at all. - Vera Nazarian

When you're following your energy and doing what you want all the time, the distinction between work and play dissolves. - Shakti Gawain

The truth knocks on the door and you say, "Go away, I'm looking for the truth," and so it goes away. Puzzling. - Robert M Pirsig

Direct your energy toward achieving a goal, and tackle the problems with an emphasis on edging closer to a successful result. - Harvey Mackay

The release of atomic energy has not created a new problem. It has merely made more urgent the necessity of solving an existing one. - Albert Einstein

It's a piece of cake until you get to the top. You find you can't stop playing the game the way you've always played it. - Richard M Nixon

How much replay do we want? Because if you start doing it from the first inning to the ninth inning, you may have to time the game with a calendar. - Joe Torre


Job Retraining

Wet Floor Caution

Chef Multitasking

Camera Waterfall

Irony Pin

Cellfies

Where Safety Begins

2020 Hooters Owl and Birds of Prey Calendars (3)

Bad Ass Fire Truck

What A Deal

Moon Theft

Sushi Spine

Redneck Skateboard

Polar Bear Photographer

Friday the 13th

LadyNet

I Can Explain It

Parallel Parking Car

Frog Long Jumper's Rest Break

Road To Nowhere

Hobbit Love

Vibrations

On Short Notice

Octopi