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Radioactive Games thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Life is puzzle unsolved. - Santosh Kalwar

Creativity is intelligence having fun. - Albert Einstein

Life's a game but Bridge is serious. - Unknown

Walk The Plank: A pirate's board game - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Love is a game that two can play and both win. - Eva Gabor

Time is a game played beautifully by children. - Heraclitus

The art of simplicity is a puzzle of complexity. - Douglas Horton

Creativity is a natural extension of our enthusiasm. - Earl Nightingale

I write puzzles and mysteries. Nothing too highfalutin. - Michael Connelly

Controversy is part of the nature of art and creativity. - Yoko Ono

Golf is a game where the ball lies poorly, and the players well. - Unknown

I look at this life as a puzzle without all the pieces in the box. - Jonathan A. Burkett

When you make weirdness into a puzzle to be solved, you make LOST. - Joseph Fink

It's a game that will ultimately be decided by the final outcome. - Martin Tyler

Golf is a game in which you yell fore, shoot six, and write down five. - Paul Harvey

Positive thinking evokes more energy, more initiative, more happiness. - Unknown

How has retirement affected my golf game? A lot more people beat me now. - Dwight D Eisenhower

I love hockey because of the respect for history and for the game itself. - George Vecsey

Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow

Energy, like the Biblical grain of the mustard seed, will remove mountains. - Hosea Ballou

The nice thing about doing a crossword puzzle is, you know there is a solution. - Stephen Sondheim

I don't want to use my creative energy on somebody else's user interface. - Jeff Bezos

The key to winning baseball games is pitching, fundamentals, and three-run homers. - Unknown

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. - Scott Adams

The only game I like to play is "Old Maid", providing she's not too old. - Groucho Marx

If past history was all there was to the game, the richest people would be librarians. - Warren Buffett

Ketchup left overnight on dinner plates has a longer half-life than radioactive waste. - Wes Smith

Bound by paperwork, short on hands, sleep, and energy... nurses are rarely short on caring. - Sharon Hudacek

I have an unbelievable assistant who handles all of my scheduling. It's like a Tetris game. - Neil P. Harris

My life would be very puzzling to most people if they had to follow me around for a day or two. - Brad Paisley

When they start the game, they don't yell, 'Work ball.' They say, 'Play ball.' - Willie Stargell

Of course the game is rigged. Don't let that stop you - if you don't play, you can't win. - Robert Heinlein

The cards you hold in the game of life mean very little - it's the way you play them that counts. - Unknown

I attract to my life whatever I give my attention, energy and focus to, whether positive or negative. - Michael Losier

I'm a games and theory king of guy. I love puzzles, so it was fun dissecting Shakespeare's prose. - Neil Patrick Harris

People say that forgiving is my flaw, but I really believe that holding grudges and anger is a waste of energy. - Mayte Garcia

I love solving puzzles, I love finding my way around obstacles, and I love learning new things about technology. - Kevin Mitnick

Families are like puzzles. They fit together in a certain way, and if one piece is missing, it throws everything off. - Richard Schiff

Yoga is invigoration in relaxation. Freedom in routine. Confidence through self control. Energy within and energy without. - Ymber Delecto

The truth knocks on the door and you say, "Go away, I'm looking for the truth," and so it goes away. Puzzling. - Robert M Pirsig

Direct your energy toward achieving a goal, and tackle the problems with an emphasis on edging closer to a successful result. - Harvey Mackay

In every jigsaw puzzle, there is one key piece, and the only tough job is to identify that key piece from the mess out there. - Sapan Saxena

Atomic energy might be as good as our present-day explosives, but it is unlikely to produce anything very much more dangerous. - Winston Churchill

The world is a very puzzling place. If you're not willing to be puzzled, you just become a replica of someone else's mind. - Noam Chomsky

The real question one should ask when presented with a puzzle is, "Should I solve it? Do I really need to know the answer?" - Tony DiTerlizzi

Cricket - a game which the English, not being a spiritual people, have invented in order to give themselves some conception of eternity. - Lord Mancroft

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan

Love one another and help others to rise to the higher levels, simply by pouring out love. Love is infectious and the greatest healing energy. - Sai Baba

I think of each movie as a puzzle. The fun is in solving the puzzle: finding a musical identity for the picture, however that can be summed up. - Marco Beltrami

Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy


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