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You'll have a blast with these atomic puzzles!

Radioactive Games thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

If you have fun with these atomic puzzles,
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you received them from the Atomic Energy Lab
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Hockey is a tough game. - Bobby Orr

Our whole life is solving puzzles. - Erno Rubik

Life is more fun if you play games. - Roald Dahl

Win the game before it's played. - Unknown

Half this game is ninety percent mental. - Yogi Berra

I try to figure out the marketing puzzle. - Nelson Peltz

Atomic Ache: What you get when you eat Uranium. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Often a lack of energy is considered to be patience. - Kin Hubbard

Finding your style is like putting puzzle pieces together. - Lara Spencer

Math, it's a puzzle to me. I love figuring out puzzles. - Maya Lin

I'm radioactive. I repel everything and everyone I love. - Jack Yesthth

Energy is liberated matter; matter is energy waiting to happen. - Bill Bryson

Don't use your energy to worry. Use your energy to believe. - Unknown

Vaseball: A game of catch played by children in the living room - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A good coach can change a game. A great coach can change a life. - John Wooden

A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game. - Unknown

I look at this life as a puzzle without all the pieces in the box. - Jonathan A. Burkett

Colors must fit together as pieces in a puzzle or cogs in a wheel. - Hans Hofmann

This is perfect weather for today's game. Not a breath of air. - Curt Gowdy

Leave some mystery to the world and they will remember you forever. - Amit Kalantri

The game of billiards has destroyed my naturally sweet disposition. - Mark Twain

Talent wins games, but teamwork and intelligence win championships. - Michael Jordan

You can't use up creativity. The more you use, the more you have. - Maya Angelou

People know me from a hockey game, from an earthquake, from the O.J case. - Al Michaels

Baseball is a skilled game. It's America's game - it, and high taxes. - Will Rogers

Research is the historical novelist's map, constraint, and purest energy. - Donald McCaig

You don't play against opponents, you play against the game of basketball. - Bobby Knight

Couples are jigsaw puzzles that hang together by touching in just enough points. - Diane Ackerman

I don't want to use my creative energy on somebody else's user interface. - Jeff Bezos

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. - Scott Adams

What most persons consider as virtue, after the age of 40 is simply a loss of energy. - Voltaire

Children's games are hardly games. Children are never more serious than when they play. - Michel de Montaigne

Life engenders life. Energy creates energy. It is by spending oneself that one becomes rich. - Sarah Bernhardt

The game is played not to protect the rules; rather, the rules are made to protect the game. - Ravi Zacharias

Put your energy into making things that are likeable, not some douchey social media strategy. - Matthew Inman

I've got more energy now than when I was younger because I know exactly what I want to do. - George Balanchine

Mathematics is a game played according to certain simple rules with meaningless marks on paper. - David Hilbert

I go into every game thinking I'm going to be the hero. I have to, or I wouldn't enjoy it. - Derek Jeter

The person that turns over the most rocks wins the game. And that's always been my philosophy. - Peter Lynch

I think the thing you always got to keep in mind, you know, hockey is a game of one-on-one battles. - Mark Messier

One has to look out for engineers - they begin with sewing machines and end up with the atomic bomb. - Marcel Pagnol

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope

We - we need strength, we need energy, we need quickness and we need brain in this country to turn it around. - Donald Trump

A good puzzle, it's a fair thing. Nobody is lying. It's very clear, and the problem depends just on you. - Erno Rubik

People who work crossword puzzles know that if they stop making progress, they should put the puzzle down for a while. - Marilyn vos Savant

Life isn't about finding pieces of a puzzle. It's about creating and putting those exceptional pieces together. - Unknown

The truth knocks on the door and you say, "Go away, I'm looking for the truth," and so it goes away. Puzzling. - Robert M Pirsig

Basketball, a game which won’t be fit for people until they set the basket umbilicus high and return the giraffes to the zoo. - Ogden Nash

It's a piece of cake until you get to the top. You find you can't stop playing the game the way you've always played it. - Richard M Nixon

You will recognize your own path when you come upon it because you will suddenly have all the energy and imagination you will ever need. - Sara Teasdale


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