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Radioactive Games thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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you received them from the Atomic Energy Lab
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Life is puzzle unsolved. - Santosh Kalwar

Golf is a puzzle without an answer. - Gary Player

Just play. Have fun. Enjoy the game. - Michael Jordan

The gods play games with men as balls. - Titus Maccius Plautus

Life is a game. Money is how we keep score. - Ted Turner

Once I get on a puzzle, I can't get off. - Richard P. Feynman

Often a lack of energy is considered to be patience. - Kin Hubbard

We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time. - Vince Lombardi

HOMEWORK: Half Of My Energy Wasted On Random Knowledge - Unknown

Food is not just eating energy. It's an experience. - Guy Fieri

Finding your style is like putting puzzle pieces together. - Lara Spencer

Dare to ask questions and seek answers to the puzzles of life. - Lailah G. Akita

Players with fight never lose a game, they just run out of time. - John Wooden

Colors must fit together as pieces in a puzzle or cogs in a wheel. - Hans Hofmann

Life is a game show where the people who enjoy it are the winners. - Orson Bean

I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly. - Steven Wright

It's a game that will ultimately be decided by the final outcome. - Martin Tyler

Enthusiasm finds the opportunities, and energy makes the most of them. - Henry Hoskins

Positive thinking evokes more energy, more initiative, more happiness. - Unknown

Thoughts have energy. Make sure your thoughts are positive and powerful. - Unknown

I cannot hold onto grudges. It's a waste of energy, a waste of time. - Phil Anselmo

People know me from a hockey game, from an earthquake, from the O.J case. - Al Michaels

Most of the places I've been, I've been a main piece of the puzzle. - Eric Davis

In the game of life, before you get anything out, you must put something in. - Zig Ziglar

Fitness needs to be perceived as fun and games or we subconsciously avoid it. - Alan Thicke

When you work with somebody, either the puzzle piece fits, or it doesn't. - Gary Goetzman

Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts. And never hope more than you work. - Rita Mae Brown

If you're in a card game and you don't know who the sucker is, you're it. - Unknown

If past history was all there was to the game, the richest people would be librarians. - Warren Buffett

Sometimes the game of golf is just too difficult to endure with a golf club in your hands. - Bobby Jones

Bound by paperwork, short on hands, sleep, and energy... nurses are rarely short on caring. - Sharon Hudacek

Of course I have played outdoor games. I once played dominoes in an open air cafe in Paris. - Oscar Wilde

Bridge is a game that separates the men from the boys. It also separates husbands and wives. - George Burns

I've got more energy now than when I was younger because I know exactly what I want to do. - George Balanchine

Winners lose more than losers. They win and lose more than losers, because they stay in the game. - Terry Paulson

When they start the game, they don't yell, 'Work ball.' They say, 'Play ball.' - Willie Stargell

Of course the game is rigged. Don't let that stop you - if you don't play, you can't win. - Robert Heinlein

I'm a games and theory king of guy. I love puzzles, so it was fun dissecting Shakespeare's prose. - Neil Patrick Harris

We - we need strength, we need energy, we need quickness and we need brain in this country to turn it around. - Donald Trump

A good puzzle, it's a fair thing. Nobody is lying. It's very clear, and the problem depends just on you. - Erno Rubik

Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you represents determinism; the way you play it is free will. - Jawaharlal Nehru

People who work crossword puzzles know that if they stop making progress, they should put the puzzle down for a while. - Marilyn vos Savant

Life isn't about finding pieces of a puzzle. It's about creating and putting those exceptional pieces together. - Unknown

Not every puzzle is intended to be solved. Some are in place to test your limits. Others are, in fact, not puzzles at all. - Vera Nazarian

If you make every game a life-and-death proposition, you're going to have problems. For one thing, you'll be dead a lot. - Dean Smith

The family should be a place where each new human being can have an early atmosphere conducive to the development of constructive creativity. - Edith Schaeffer

I play to win, whether during practice or a real game. And I will not let anything get in the way of me and my competitive enthusiasm to win. - Michael Jordan

Conundrum: A fun word to repeat over and over again when no one's listening; actual meaning is as puzzling as the need to chant the word. - Richelle E. Goodrich

Mathematics began to seem too much like puzzle solving. Physics is puzzle solving, too, but of puzzles created by nature, not by the mind of man. - Maria G. Mayer

Approach racing like a game of billiards. If you bash the ball too hard, you get nowhere. As you handle the cue properly, you drive with more finesse. - Juan M Fangio


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