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Puzzle Door Lock

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Puzzle Door Lock thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Be an opener of doors. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Can Opener: Key to the washroom - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Our whole life is solving puzzles. - Erno Rubik

Learn to let go. That is the key to happiness. - Buddha

A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door. - Unknown

Confidence is the hinge on the door to success. - Mary O'Hare Dumas

Opportunity may knock, but you must open the door. - Unknown

Not knowing when the dawn will come I open every door. - Emily Dickinson

Who in the world am I? Ah, that's the great puzzle. - Lewis Carroll

I write puzzles and mysteries. Nothing too highfalutin. - Michael Connelly

Before anything else, preparation is the key to success. - Alexander Graham Bell

Love is the master key which opens the gates of happiness. - Unknown

Nothing bad can happen if you haven't hit the Send key. - David Shipley and Will Schwalbe in Send

"To Start Press Any Key." Where's the ANY key? - Homer Simpson

The key to successful leadership is influence, not authority. - Kenneth H Blanchard

Desire is the key that opens the door when opportunity knocks. - Unknown

Love ceases to be a puzzle the moment you find the missing piece. - Olaotan Fawehinmi

Failure is the key to success; each mistake teaches us something. - Morihei Ueshiba

An optimist is a man who starts a crossword puzzle with a fountain pen. - Unknown

The door on which we have been knocking all our lives will open at last. - C S Lewis

When you ask "What if..." you open the door to all your options. - Unknown

Music acts like a magic key, to which the most tightly closed heart opens. - Maria Augusta von Trapp

Opportunity does not knock. It presents itself when you beat down the door. - Kyle Chandler

Key Ring: A handy little gadget that allows you to lose all your keys at once - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Marriage is very difficult. It's like a 5,000-piece jigsaw puzzle, all sky. - Cathy Ladman

The key to winning baseball games is pitching, fundamentals, and three-run homers. - Unknown

If a door slams shut it means that God is pointing to an open door further on down. - Anna Delaney Peale

Consistency is key. Whenever you start, give you audience something to look forward to. - Julia McCoy

If the doors of perception were cleansed, everything would appear to man as it is: infinite. - William Blake

The key to growth is the introduction of higher dimensions of consciousness into our awareness. - Lao Tzu

The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not by smashing it. - Ellen Glasgow

Don't waste a minute not being happy. If one window closes, run to the next window - or break down a door. - Brooke Shields

I had a job selling hearing aids from door to door. It wasn't easy, because your best prospects never answered. - Bob Monkhouse

Last night my wife met me at the front door. She was wearing a sexy negligee. The only trouble was, she was coming home. - Rodney Dangerfield

Amazingly when you add life and consciousness to the equation you can actually explain some of the biggest puzzles of science. - Robert Lanza

The key to happiness and youth is an unencumbered spirit – whether it comes naturally or whether you have to work hard for it. - Emme Woodhull-Bache

Returning home is the most difficult part of long-distance hiking. You have grown outside the puzzle and your piece no longer fits. - Cindy Ross

A beautiful woman moved in next door. So I went over and returned a cup of sugar. "You didn't borrow this." "I will." - Steven Wright

The key is taking responsibility and initiative, deciding what your life is about, and prioritizing your life around the most important things. - Stephen Covey

Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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