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Life is brief, art is long. - Hippocrates

Art is a revolt against fate. - Andre Malraux

Tea is a religion of the art of life. - Okakura Kakuzo

If that's art, I'm a Hottentot! - Harry S Truman

One touch of nature makes the whole world kin. - William Shakespeare

She caught a touch of laryngosis from the smoke. - Archie Bunker

The art of simplicity is a puzzle of complexity. - Douglas Horton

The art of being wise is knowing what to overlook. - William James

The art of teaching is the art of assisting discovery. - Mark Van Doren

Art washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. - Pablo Picasso

Value Investing: The art of buying low and selling lower - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Controversy is part of the nature of art and creativity. - Yoko Ono

Works of art make rules; rules do not make works of art. - Claude Debussy

Get in touch with your passion and put it to work at work. - Marilyn Suttle

Advertising is the greatest art form of the twentieth century. - Marshall McLuhan

The true work of art is but a shadow of the divine perfection. - Mechelangelo di Lodovico

Medicine is a science of uncertainty and an art of probability. - William Osler

Stand-up comedy is an art form and it dies unless you expand it. - Sam Kinison

Reality: The leading cause of stress among those in touch with it. - Lily Tomlin

There is no prejudice that the work of art does not finally overcome. - Andre Gide

Art is the most intense mode of individualism that the world has known. - Oscar Wilde

The great art of life is sensation; to feel that we exist, even in pain. - Lord Byron

Politics is the art of choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Jealousy is the art of counting someone else's blessings instead of your own. - Unknown

It is only an auctioneer who can equally and impartially admire all schools of art. - Oscar Wilde

The art of progress is to preserve order amid change and to preserve change amid order. - Alfred N Whitehead

A work of art that contains theories is like an object on which the price tag has been left. - Alexander Pope

What we have to do, what at any rate it is our duty to do, is to revive the old art of Lying. - Oscar Wilde

I have discovered the art of fooling diplomats. I speak the truth, and they never believe me. - Camillo Di Cavour

The art of storytelling is reaching its end because the epic slice of truth, wisdom, is dying out. - Walter Benjamin

A blind man can make art if what is in his mind can be passed to another mind in some tangible form. - Sol LeWitt

The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. - Albert Einstein

Art is made to disturb. Science reassures. There is only one valuable thin in art: the thing you cannot explain. - Georges Braque

Faith is belief in what you cannot see or prove or touch. Faith is walking face-first and full-speed into the dark. - Elizabeth Gilbert

If art is to nourish the roots of our culture, society must set the artist free to follow his vision wherever it takes him. - John F Kennedy

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. - Groucho Marx

We all know that art is not truth. Art is a lie that makes us realize truth, at least the truth that is given us to understand. - Pablo Picasso

For me, the drive is storytelling. To be a part of an art that tells a story and to be a catalyst, a color in that, is very exciting. - Alden Ehrenreich

Art begins with resistance - at the point where resistance is overcome. No human masterpiece has ever been created without great labor. - Andre Gide

The physician should look upon the patient as a besieged city and try to rescue him with every means that art and science place at his command. - Alexander of Tralles


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