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All art is quite useless. - Oscar Wilde

A great nation deserves great art. - Art Delage

Politics is the art of the possible. - Otto von Bismarck

Art is anything you can get away with. - Marshall McLuhan

An art thief is a man who takes pictures. - George Carlin

Life is the art of drawing without an eraser. - John Gardner

She caught a touch of laryngosis from the smoke. - Archie Bunker

The art of simplicity is a puzzle of complexity. - Douglas Horton

The art of being wise is knowing what to overlook. - William James

Magic: An art of converting superstition into coin - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Making sushi is an art, and experience is everything. - Nobu Matsuhisa

I wouldn't let him touch me with a ten-foot pole. - Mae West

The art of being a slave is to rule one's master. - Diogenes

Art is not what you see, but what you make others see. - Degas

Interpretation is the revenge of the intellect upon art. - Susan Sontag

Get in touch with your passion and put it to work at work. - Marilyn Suttle

Advertising is the greatest art form of the twentieth century. - Marshall McLuhan

The essence of all beautiful art, all great art, is gratitude. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Never touch your idols: the gilding will stick to your fingers. - Gustave Flaubert

Medicine is a science of uncertainty and an art of probability. - William Osler

Art is much less important than life, but what a poor life without it. - Robert Motherwell

The art of leadership is saying no, not yes. It is very easy to say yes. - Tony Blair

The art of conversation is the art of hearing as well as of being heard. - William Hazlitt

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

In art, the hand can never execute anything higher than the heart can inspire. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you. - Oscar Wilde

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, but beautiful old people are works of art. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

Of all sound of all bells... most solemn and touching is the peal which rings out the Old Year. - Charles Lamb

A blind man can make art if what is in his mind can be passed to another mind in some tangible form. - Sol LeWitt

Psychiatry is the art of teaching people how to stand on their own two feet while reclining on couches. - Sigmund Freud

Learn to get in touch with the silence within yourself, and know that everything in this life has purpose. - Elizabeth Kubler-Ross

Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum

Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. - Ben Hecht

To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. - Frederic Amiel

The art of healing comes from nature, not from the physician. Therefore the physician must start from nature, with an open mind. - Paracelsus

The greatest achievement of humanity is not its works of art, science, or technology, but the recognition of its own dysfunction. - Eckhart Tolle

He either fears his fate too much,
Or his deserts are small,
Who dares not put it to the touch
To gain or lose it all - Marquis of Montrose

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell


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