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Poodle Security

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The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

Subwoofer: A dog who scuba dives - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Khaki: A thing for starting a car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffett

The dog represents all that is best in man. - Etienne Charlet

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

Gigantic: The biggest, scariest bug in your dog's fur - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

A woman's best protection is a little money of her own. - Clare B Luce

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown

If I could be half the person my dog is, I'd be twice the human I am. - Unknown

Security is mostly a superstition. Life is either a daring adventure or nothing. - Helen Keller

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker

Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in. - Mark Twain

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

I cannot think of any need in childhood as strong as the need for a father's protection. - Sigmund Freud

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright

If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee

My parents live in a retirement community, which is basically a minimum-security prison with a golf course. - Joel Warshaw

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia


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