Pocket Book

Book Of Ecclesiasticles - Archie Bunker

A big book is a big bore. - Callimachus

I don't read books. I write them. - Henry Kissinger

Never read a book that is not a year old. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A book is a gift you can open again and again. - Garrison Keillor

Abstaining is favorable both to the head and the pocket. - WC Fields

In the book of life, the answers aren't on the back. - Charlie Brown

Life without books, chocolate and coffee is just useless. - Nadun Lokuliyanage

Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me? - Mae West

If pregnancy were a book, they would cut the last two chapters. - Nora Ephron

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Mark Twain

It is a good thing for an uneducated man to read books of quotations. - Winston Churchill

I don't discriminate against sushi. It's all good in my book. - Billy Horschel

Books should be tried by a judge and jury as though they were crimes. - Samuel Butler

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Mark Twain

Next to acquiring good friends, the best acquisition is that of good books. - Charles Caleb Colton

The worst thing about new books is that they keep us from reading the old ones. - John Wooden

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in your pocket. - Will Rogers

Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book. - Cicero

If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it? - Bette Midler

The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. - Mark Twain

Having your book turned into a movie is like seeing your oxen turned into bouillon cubes. - John Le Carre

All good books have one thing in common - they are truer than if they had really happened. - Ernest Hemingway

The most important part of a story is the ending. No one reads a book to get to the middle. - Mickey Spillane

What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us. - Henry David Thoreau

We are imprisoned in the realm of life, like a sailor on his tiny boat, on an infinite ocean. - Anna Freud

There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well written, or badly written. - Oscar Wilde

There are two motives for reading a book; one, that you enjoy it; the other, that you can boast about it. - Bertrand Russell

My regular life today is reading books, making dolls houses, sewing dolls with my daughter and barbequing. - Milla Jovovich

Let the young know they will never find a more interesting, more instructive book than the patient himself. - Giorgio Baglivi

Of course there are no skeletons in my closet... I do however keep a tiny black box of souls in my sock drawer. - Unknown

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. - Groucho Marx

It doesn't hurt. Nothing hurts except the small smiles and blushes that flash across the room like tiny sparrows. - Laurie H. Anderson

When you read a classic you do not see in the book more than you did before. You see more in you than there was before. - Clifton Fadiman

Many Muslims may not seek to kill the infidel, but they don't want to condemn those carrying out the holy book command. - Monica Crowley

Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book. - Ronald Reagan

Why aren't more gems from our great authors scattered over the country? Great books aren't within everybody's reach. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

The wise man is but a clever infant, spelling letters from a hieroglyphical prophetic book, the lexicon of which lies in eternity. - Thomas Carlyle

If my books had been any worse, I should not have been invited to Hollywood, and if they had been any better, I should not have come. - Raymond Chandler

Today's public figures can no longer write their own speeches or books, and there is some evidence that they can't read them either. - Gore Vidal