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Book lovers never go to bed alone. - Unknown

Wear the old coat and buy the new book. - Austin Phelps

I lived in books more than I lived anywhere else. - Neil Gaiman

Honesty if the first chapter in the book of wisdom. - Thomas Jefferson

Words are only painted fire; a book is the fire itself. - Mark Twain

Never trust anyone who has not brought a book with them. - Lemony Snicket

Everything comes to him who waits. Except a loaned book. - Kin Hubbard

Life without books, chocolate and coffee is just useless. - Nadun Lokuliyanage

A classic is a book which people praise and don't read. - Mark Twain

I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done. - Steven Wright

If you really want to know yourself, start by writing a book. - Shereen El Feki

If pregnancy were a book, they would cut the last two chapters. - Nora Ephron

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Markus Herz

My best friend is the man who'll get me a book I ain't read. - Abraham Lincoln

We shouldn't teach great books; we should teach a love of reading. - B.F. Skinner

Dreams are illustrations from the book your soul is writing about you. - Marsha Norman

My problem with reading books is that I get distracted. By other books. - Unknown

There are books of which the backs and covers are by far the best parts. - Charles Dickens

A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the Doctor's book. - Irish Proverb

A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world. - Louis Pasteur

Next to acquiring good friends, the best acquisition is that of good books. - Charles Caleb Colton

You can never get a cup of tea big enough or a book long enough to suit me. - C S Lewis

There's far more truth in the Book of Genesis than in the quantum theory. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Thank you for sending me a copy of your book - I'll waste no time reading it. - Moses Hadas

The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket. - Kin Hubbard

Having your book turned into a movie is like seeing your oxen turned into bouillon cubes. - John Le Carre

It is an unfortunate human failing that a full pocket book groans more loudly than an empty stomach. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Make the most of yourself by fanning the tiny, inner sparks of possibility into flames of achievement. - Golda Mier

Our Lord has written the promise of the resurrection, not in books alone but in every leaf in springtime. - Martin Luther

Let the young know they will never find a more interesting, more instructive book than the patient himself. - Giorgio Baglivi

Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey

Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring... 'How to Build a Boat.' - Steven Wright

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned now to cook. - Andy Rooney

It is a good rule after reading a new book, never to allow yourself another new one till you have read an old one in between. - C S Lewis

When it comes to housework the one thing no book of household management can ever tell you is how to begin. Or maybe I mean why. - Katharine Whitehorn

The wise man is but a clever infant, spelling letters from a hieroglyphical prophetic book, the lexicon of which lies in eternity. - Thomas Carlyle

Like many other women, I could not understand why every man who changed a diaper has felt impelled, in recent years, to write a book about it. - Barbara Ehrenreich

Meditation here may think down hours to moments. Here the heart may give a useful lesson to the head and learning wiser grow without his books. - William Cowper


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