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Pocket Book

Honey, did you empty my pockets before doing the laundry?

Pocket Book thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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No furniture so charming as books. - Sydney Smith

Wear the old coat and buy the new book. - Austin Phelps

Never read a book that is not a year old. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A good title is the title of a successful book. - Raymond Chandler

Honesty if the first chapter in the book of wisdom. - Thomas Jefferson

If you think you have it tough, read history books. - Bill Maher

There is no frigate like a book to take us lands away. - Emily Dickinson

Words are only painted fire; a book is the fire itself. - Mark Twain

Life without books, chocolate and coffee is just useless. - Nadun Lokuliyanage

The best leaders are the most dedicated learners. Read great books daily. - Robin Sharma

A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the Doctor's book. - Irish Proverb

Next to acquiring good friends, the best acquisition is that of good books. - Charles Caleb Colton

Better one line that will survive the author than a hundred books outlived. - Unknown

Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book, and does. - Groucho Marx

Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person. - Chanakya

There's no better book with which to defend the Bible than the Bible itself. - Dwight L. Moody

The summer movies are coming out! My advice: just stay home and burn a good book. - Stephen Colbert

The books that the world calls immoral are books that show the world its own shame. - Oscar Wilde

It is my custom to call this book 'An Anatomy of All the Parts of the Soul.' - John Calvin

It's not the cost of the book. It's what it may cost you not to buy and read it. - Jim Rohn

If you're going to write a book on how to raise children, do it before you have them. - Bob McLaren

You know you're getting old when all the names in your black book have M.D. after them. - Arnold Palmer

If one cannot enjoy reading a book over and over again, there is no use in reading it at all. - Oscar Wilde

Yearbook: A book containing student pictures that will keep getting nerdier as the years go by - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well written, or badly written. - Oscar Wilde

An author in his book must be like God in the universe: present everywhere and visible nowhere. - Gustave Flaubert

It is an unfortunate human failing that a full pocket book groans more loudly than an empty stomach. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Three years ago I came to Florida without a nickel in my pocket. Now I've got a nickel in my pocket. - Groucho Marx

The Bible, if ya read it you'd know. It's right in the beginning there, in the Book of Generous. - Archie Bunker

Reading a good book in silence is like eating chocolate for the rest of your life and never getting fat. - Becca Fitzpatrick

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan

I have written a book. This will come as quite a shock to some. They didn't think I could read, much less write. - George W. Bush

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend on reading it. - Groucho Marx

It does me no injury for my neighbor to say there are twenty gods or no god. It neither picks my pocket, nor breaks my leg. - Thomas Jefferson

Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book. - Ronald Reagan

When it comes to housework the one thing no book of household management can ever tell you is how to begin. Or maybe I mean why. - Katharine Whitehorn

The remedy for life's broken pieces is not classes, workshops or books. Don't try to heal the broken pieces. Just forgive. - Iyanla Vanzant

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? - George Carlin

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker


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