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Pocket Book thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Book Of Ecclesiasticles - Archie Bunker

A day is a miniature eternity. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Never judge a book by its movie. - J.W. Egan

Beware the man of a single book. - Bertrand Russell

Book lovers never go to bed alone. - Unknown

Are we not like two volumes of one book? - Marceline Desbordes-Valmore

Why don't you write books people can read? - Nora Joyce

A room without books is like a body without a soul. - Marcus Tullius Cicero

Excite the mind and the hand will reach for the pocket. - Harry Gordon Selfridge

Never trust anyone who has not brought a book with them. - Lemony Snicket

That Book, sir, is the Rock on which our Republic rests. - Andrew Jackson

Everything comes to him who waits. Except a loaned book. - Kin Hubbard

If pregnancy were a book, they would cut the last two chapters. - Nora Ephron

The world is a book and those who do not travel read only one page. - St. Augustine

Don't judge a book by its cover 'til you've read the book. - Jamie Lee Curtis

A man's got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book. - Ernest Hemingway

I can't imagine a man really enjoying a book and reading it only once. - C S Lewis

I get intrigued by a puzzle, and writing a book is the best way to solve it. - Anthony Storr

The worst thing about new books is that they keep us from reading the old ones. - John Wooden

It often happens that the quotations constitute the most valuable part of a book. - Vicesimus Knox

The summer movies are coming out! My advice: just stay home and burn a good book. - Stephen Colbert

I might love my e-reader, but I'd never pass up the chance to browse real books. - Nichole Chase

With money in your pocket, you are wise and you are handsome - and you sing well too. - Yiddish Proverb

All modern American literature comes from one book by Mark Twain called Huckleberry Finn. - Ernest Hemingway

All good books have one thing in common - they are truer than if they had really happened. - Ernest Hemingway

Some books are to be tasted, others to be swallowed, and some few to be chewed and digested. - Francis Bacon

We are imprisoned in the realm of life, like a sailor on his tiny boat, on an infinite ocean. - Anna Freud

Yearbook: A book containing student pictures that will keep getting nerdier as the years go by - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Make the most of yourself by fanning the tiny, inner sparks of possibility into flames of achievement. - Golda Mier

Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read. - Doris Lessing

Our Lord has written the promise of the resurrection, not in books alone but in every leaf in springtime. - Martin Luther

So I'm reading a book on my new iPad, but can't the iPad read it for me? Do I have to do everything? - Matthew Perry

Of course there are no skeletons in my closet... I do however keep a tiny black box of souls in my sock drawer. - Unknown

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan

It doesn't hurt. Nothing hurts except the small smiles and blushes that flash across the room like tiny sparrows. - Laurie H. Anderson

What progress we are making. In the Middle Ages they would have burned me. Now they are content with burning my books. - Sigmund Freud

When you read a classic you do not see in the book more than you did before. You see more in you than there was before. - Clifton Fadiman

Living in China has made me appreciate my own country, with its tiny, ethnically diverse population of unassuming donut-eaters. - Jan Wong

The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book. - Billy Crystal

If my books had been any worse, I should not have been invited to Hollywood, and if they had been any better, I should not have come. - Raymond Chandler


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