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Book Of Ecclesiasticles - Archie Bunker

A day is a miniature eternity. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Books don't need batteries. - Nadine Gordimer

There is no friend as loyal as a book. - Ernest Hemingway

We can close the books on infectious diseases. - William H Stewart

Preface: That part of a book which is never read. - Unknown

If you think you have it tough, read history books. - Bill Maher

History books that contain no lies are extremely dull. - Anatole France

Books have led some to learning and others to madness. - Petrarch

Excite the mind and the hand will reach for the pocket. - Harry Gordon Selfridge

That Book, sir, is the Rock on which our Republic rests. - Andrew Jackson

You can learn a line from a win and a book from a defeat. - Paul Brown

Like the Good Book says, "Patience is a virgin." - Archie Bunker

If you really want to know yourself, start by writing a book. - Shereen El Feki

Thinnest Book in the World: 'What Men Know About Women' - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The world is a book and those who do not travel read only one page. - St. Augustine

There are books of which the backs and covers are by far the best parts. - Charles Dickens

A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the Doctor's book. - Irish Proverb

A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world. - Louis Pasteur

Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book, and does. - Groucho Marx

I get intrigued by a puzzle, and writing a book is the best way to solve it. - Anthony Storr

You can never get a cup of tea large enough or a book long enough to suit me. - C S Lewis

There's far more truth in the Book of Genesis than in the quantum theory. - Malcolm Muggeridge

I read the book of Job last night. I don't think God comes out well in it. - Virginia Woolf

There's no better book with which to defend the Bible than the Bible itself. - Dwight L. Moody

For those of you who haven't read the book, it's been published tomorrow. - David Frost

Trouble is, by the time you can read a girl like a book, your library card has expired. - Milton Berle

All modern American literature comes from one book by Mark Twain called Huckleberry Finn. - Ernest Hemingway

The most important part of a story is the ending. No one reads a book to get to the middle. - Mickey Spillane

This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only read two. - George Burns

Let the young know they will never find a more interesting, more instructive book than the patient himself. - Giorgio Baglivi

Wanting to meet a writer because you like their books is like wanting to meet a duck because you like pate. - Margaret Atwood

I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle

What progress we are making. In the Middle Ages they would have burned me. Now they are content with burning my books. - Sigmund Freud

Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book. - Ronald Reagan

Accountant: 1. A noble insect; 2. A dutiful book balancer whose role within a corporation is to protect it from creative ideas. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When it comes to housework the one thing no book of household management can ever tell you is how to begin. Or maybe I mean why. - Katharine Whitehorn

Why aren't more gems from our great authors scattered over the country? Great books aren't within everybody's reach. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? - George Carlin

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker


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