QuotaBillsTomato Paste: Used to fix broken pizza - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Emperor Negro, who fiddled while Rome burned. - Archie Bunker
Oregano: The ancient Italian art of pizza folding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet? - Steven Wright
If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel. - Unknown
Love is friendship set on fire. Hate is friendship burned. - Jeremy Taylor
My barn having burned to the ground, I can now see the moon. - Christina Frederick
Canada has never been a melting pot; more like a tossed salad. - Arnold Edinborough
By the time I have money to burn, my fire will have burnt out. - Unknown
Burned-Out Hippie: One who now takes antacids instead of acids - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between. - David Letterman
After exercising I always eat pizza... just kidding. I don't exercise. - Unknown
Where beams of imagination play,
The memory's soft figures melt away. - Alexander Pope
Chocolate makes otherwise normal people melt into strange states of ecstasy. - John West
Wouldn't exercise be more fun if calories screamed while you burned them? - Bill Murray
Was this the face that launched a thousand ships, and burnt the towers of Ilium? - Christopher Marlowe
If you get melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly. - Unknown
Zero: The number of times you’ve gotten to eat most of the pizza you ordered - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Roses are red,
Pizza sauce is too,
I ordered a large, and
None of it is for you. - Unknown
You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six. - Yogi Berra
Real love is a humble receptivity of a silent heart that is prepared to melt and merge. - Banani Ray
Wealth is not a pizza, where if I have too many slices you have to eat the Domino's box. - P.J. O'Rourke
Snaccident: Eating an entire pizza, box of chocolates, or family size bag of chips by mistake - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
They don't make pizza or beer out of celery. And that is all you need to know about celery. - Bill Murray
America is a melting pot; the people at the bottom get burned while all the scum floats to the top. - Charlie King
Yet, taught by time, my heart has learned to glow for other's good, and melt at other's woe. - Homer
He is not an honest man who has burned his tongue and does not tell the company that the soup is hot. - Yugoslav Proverb
I remember when the candle shop burned won. Everyone stood around singing "Happy Birthday." - Steven Wright
The time I burned my guitar it was like a sacrifice. You sacrifice the things you love. I love my guitar. - Jimi Hendrix
Let's be frank, the Italians' technological contribution to humankind stopped with the pizza oven. - Bill Bryson
Can we be casual in the work of God—casual when the house is on fire, and people in danger of being burned? - Duncan Campbell
I don't really drink sodas, but when I have popcorn or pizza I need a little. It's the perfect combination. - Alessandra Ambrosio
I heard his library burned down and both books were destroyed - and one of them hadn't even been colored in yet. - Robertson Davies
What progress we are making. In the Middle Ages they would have burned me. Now they are content with burning my books. - Sigmund Freud
I like to eat pizza and spaghetti pomodoro, and I'm crazy for dessert. I like all of them: cassata, cheesecake, biscuits. - Stefano Gabbana
Begin doing what you want to do now. We have only this moment, sparkling like a star in our hand, and melting like a snowflake. - Marie Ray
Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned. - Buddha
When your heart is broken, your boats are burned: nothing matters any more. It is the end of happiness and the beginning of peace. - George Bernard Shaw
I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright
My daily diet consists of basically anything I think looks tasty, whether that's pizza, sushi, burgers, quesadillas. I like everything. - Cameron Dallas