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A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb

When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying

I'm a rodent, not a meteorologist! - Punxsutawney Phil

When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb

A girl with cotton stockings never sees a mouse. - American Proverb

A mouse never entrusts his life to only one hole. - Plautus

Ratify: To use a spell and turn a person into a rodent - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The mouse that fears the trap has already been trapped. - Marty Rubin

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known. - Walt Disney

Mouse: An animal which strews its path with fainting women. - Ambrose Bierce

That picture with Lon Chaney - "Of Mouse And Men." - Archie Bunker

Worry is today's mice nibbling on tomorrow's cheese. - Unknown

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things. - George Carlin

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. - Steven Wright

On the keyboard of life always keep one finger on the 'escape' key. - Unknown

Canada is the only country founded on the relentless pursuit of the rodent. - Preston Manning

It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping

Well washed and combed domestic pets grow dull; they miss the stimulus of fleas. - Francis Galton

I'm so ugly I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get. - Rodney Dangerfield

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere. - Steven Wright

Before you build a better mousetrap, it helps to know if there are any mice out there. - Mortimer B Zuckerman

Keyboard: 1. Place to hang your keys; 2. The standard way to generate computer errors. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If a farmer fills his barn with grain, he gets mice; if he leaves it empty, he gets actors. - Bill Vaughan

Let's get an extended weather forecast from a jittery, inconsistent, reddish brown rodent. - Unknown

I was readin' an article about the animal population - there's millions of pets explodin'. - Archie Bunker

Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch

Went to Disneyland because my daughter's obsessed with Mickey Mouse. She was so excited when I got home and told her. - Ryan Reynolds

One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mouse trap you set the night before. - Kin Hubbard


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