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Patience and Wisdom

Two of the greatest virtues in life

Patience and Wisdom thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker

Patience is a conquering virtue. - Geoffrey Chaucer

In youth and beauty wisdom is rare. - Homer

I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein

To lose patience is to lose the battle. - Mahatma Gandhi

We judge of man's wisdom by his hope. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Virtue is bold, and goodness never fearful. - William Shakespeare

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

Of all parts of wisdom the practice is the best. - John Tillotson

Even in wise men there is more folly than wisdom. - Sebastien Chamfort

What kills a skunk is the publicity it gives itself. - Abraham Lincoln

Nine-tenths of wisdom consists in being wise in time. - Theodore Roosevelt

Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. - Leo Rosten

Science is organized knowledge. Wisdom is organized life. - Immanuel Kant

Gigantic: The biggest, scariest bug in your dog's fur - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Like the Good Book says, "Patience is a virgin." - Archie Bunker

Hot Dog: The only animal that feeds the hand that bites it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Wisdom is oftentimes nearer when we stoop than when we soar. - William Wordsworth

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

With the ancient is wisdom, and in length of days understanding. - Job 12:1

Perseverance is failing nineteen times and succeeding the twentieth. - Julie Andrews

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

He that breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom. - JRR Tolkien

Wisdom is not a product of schooling but of the lifelong attempt to acquire it. - Albert Einstein

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. - Unknown

I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill

Wisdom doesn't necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself. - Tom Wilson

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. - Christopher Hampton

The attempt to combine wisdom and power has only rarely been successful, and then only for a short while. - Albert Einstein

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

The first virtue of all really great men is that they are sincere. They eradicate hypocrisy from their hearts. - Anotole France

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

We learn wisdom from failure much more than success. We often discover what we will do, by finding out what we will not do. - Samuel Smiles

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

God gave unto the Animals
A wisdom past our power to see:
Each knows innately how to live,
Which we must learn laboriously. - Margaret Atwood

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia

The first step in the acquisition of wisdom is silence, the second listening, the third memory, the fourth practice, the fifth teaching others. - Solomon Ibn Gabriol


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