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Patience and Wisdom

Two of the greatest virtues in life

Patience and Wisdom thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Kindness is wisdom. - Phillip J. Bailey

Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

Wisdom outweighs any wealth. - Sophocles

Wisdom is found only in truth. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Never let the tail wag the dog. - Unknown

A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

A hungry dog will eat dirty puddings. - Latin Proverb

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

Silence is true wisdom's best reply. - Euripides

Heaven grant us patience with a man in love. - Rudyard Kipling

Much wisdom often goes with the fewest words. - Sophocles

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

Logic is the beginning of wisdom, not the end. - Leonard Nimoy

A good bone does not always come to a good dog. - French Proverb

Along with success comes a reputation for wisdom. - Euripides

Proverbs may be said to be the abridgment of wisdom. - Joseph Joubert

Prosperity discovers vice, adversity discovers virtue. - Francis Bacon

The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb

Of all the virtues, cheerfulness is the most profitable. - Orison Swett Marden

I prefer the errors of enthusiasm to the indifference of wisdom. - Anatole France

If you wish to be loved, show more of your faults than your virtues. - E R Bulwer-Lytton

Happiness is coming home and knowing your dog is there to greet you. - Unknown

Teach us to number our days, that we may apply our hearts unto wisdom. - Psalms 90:12

He that breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom. - JRR Tolkien

The trees in Siberia are miles apart - that's why the dogs are so fast. - Bob Hope

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

And what is better than wisdom? Woman. And what is better than a good woman? Nothing. - Geoffrey Chaucer

I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill

Let praise be given equally to women as well as men who have been distinguished in virtue. - Plato

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

Knowledge is realizing that the street is one way; wisdom is looking in both directions anyway. - Albert Einstein

Perseverance is the hard work you do after you get tired of doing the hard work you already did. - Newt Gingrich

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

A man must be both stupid and uncharitable who believes there is no virtue or truth but on his own side. - Joseph Addison

Mistakes are the stepping stones to wisdom. We learn from trial and error; we become wise by understanding problems. - Leon Brown

The first step in the acquisition of wisdom is silence, the second listening, the third memory, the fourth practice, the fifth teaching others. - Solomon Ibn Gabriol

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele


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