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Patience and Wisdom

Two of the greatest virtues in life

Patience and Wisdom thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Never let the tail wag the dog. - Unknown

Patience is the key to paradise. - Turkish Proverb

Children are the wisdom of the nation. - African Saying

A man may learn wisdom even from a foe. - Aristophenes

A prudent question is one-half of wisdom. - Francis Bacon

Some rise by sin, and some by virtue fall. - William Shakespeare

Wok The Dog: Specialty at Vietnamese Restaurants - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Computer logic is no substitute for human wisdom. - Unknown

Back-Up: Recommended if you meet a skunk in the woods - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

With time and patience, the mulberry leaf becomes satin. - Chinese Proverb

In any contest between power and patience, bet on patience. - W.B. Prescott

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. - Roger Caras

Wisdom is oftentimes nearer when we stoop than when we soar. - William Wordsworth

Mistakes are the usual bridge between inexperience and wisdom. - Unknown

Nature does not loathe virtue: it is unaware of its existence. - Francois Malet-Joris

I prefer the errors of enthusiasm to the indifference of wisdom. - Anatole France

Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores

The trees in Siberia are miles apart - that's why the dogs are so fast. - Bob Hope

Wisdom is not a product of schooling but of the lifelong attempt to acquire it. - Albert Einstein

I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner

The only medicine for suffering, crime, and all the other woes of mankind, is wisdom. - Thomas Huxley

Blind commitment to a theory is not an intellectual virtue: it is an intellectual crime. - Imre Lakatos

The first point of wisdom is to. discern what is false; the second, to know what is true. - Lactantius

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

Skunk: 1. A streamlined cat with a 2-tone finish and a fluid drive; 2. A community scenter. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not by smashing it. - Ellen Glasgow

The art of storytelling is reaching its end because the epic slice of truth, wisdom, is dying out. - Walter Benjamin

Business is a sprint until you find an opportunity, then it's the patience of a marathon runner. - Robert Herjavec

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump

Virtue in obscurity is rewarded only in Heaven. To succeed in this world you have to be known to people. - Sonia Sotomayor

I hope our wisdom will grow with our power, and teach us that the less we use our power, the greater it will be. - Thomas Jefferson

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray

He who learns the rules of wisdom without conforming to them in his life is like a man who plows in his field but does not sow. - Saadi

To make no mistake is not in the power of man; but from their errors and mistakes the wise and good learn wisdom for the future. - Plutarch

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

Perseverance is a great element of success; if you only knock long enough and loud enough at the gate, you are sure to wake up somebody. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

You’ve got to say, "I think that if I keep working at this and want it badly enough I can have it." It's called perseverance. - Lee Iacocca


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