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Creativity is a drug I cannot live without. - Cecil B. DeMille

A good photograph is knowing where to stand. - Ansel Adams

I'm not making art, I'm making sushi. - Masaharu Morimoto

I hardly ever stretch the canvas before painting. - Jackson Pollock

Good work rarely sells. I believe this of any art. - Arthur W Pinero

See you later, alligator. After a while, crocodile. - Bill Haley

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources. - Albert Einstein

I'm a guy who can't function well in life, but I can in art. - Woody Allen

I'm Southern, so alligator tail is pretty interesting and yummy. - LeAnn Rimes

Homer has taught all other poets the art of telling lies skillfully. - Aristotle

Art is much less important than life, but what a poor life without it. - Robert Motherwell

If thou art a master, be sometimes blind; if a servant, sometimes deaf. - Thomas Fuller

Don't be afraid to get creative and experiment with your marketing. - Mike Volpe

Don't taunt the alligator until after you've crossed the creek. - Dan Rather

The monotony and solitude of a quiet life stimulates the creative mind. - Albert Einstein

Anyone who says you can't see a thought simply doesn't know art. - Wynetka Ann Reynolds

Life beats down and crushes the soul, but art reminds you that you have one. - Stella Adler

One should really use the camera as though tomorrow you'd be stricken blind. - Dorothea Lange

Jealousy is the art of counting someone else's blessings instead of your own. - Unknown

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. - Scott Adams

If you could take a selfie of your soul would you find it attractive enough to post? - Unknown

Gossip is the art of saying nothing in a way that leaves practically nothing unsaid. - Walter Winchell

I spent most of my 20s with these alligator wrestlers in the swamps of South Florida. - Karen Russell

It is the supreme art of the teacher to awaken joy in creative expression and knowledge. - Albert Einstein

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

Psychiatry is the art of teaching people how to stand on their own two feet while reclining on couches. - Sigmund Freud

Making the simple complicated is commonplace; making the complicated simple, awesomely simple, that's creativity. - Charles Mingus

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

If art is to nourish the roots of our culture, society must set the artist free to follow his vision wherever it takes him. - John F Kennedy

Every street in London has a camera, and if you ever travel up the M4, it feels as if George Orwell should be your chauffeur. - Don McCullin

We all know that art is not truth. Art is a lie that makes us realize truth, at least the truth that is given us to understand. - Pablo Picasso

The art of healing comes from nature, not from the physician. Therefore the physician must start from nature, with an open mind. - Paracelsus

When the external factors over which one has no control in a way start to become negative, it starts to affect our creative juices. - Stephen Covey

Painting is a blind man's profession. He paints not what he sees, but what he feels, what he tells himself about what he has seen. - Pablo Picasso

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung

The physician should look upon the patient as a besieged city and try to rescue him with every means that art and science place at his command. - Alexander of Tralles

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt

Art is the window to man's soul. Without it, he would never be able to see beyond his immediate world; nor could the world see the man within. - Claudia Johnson


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