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The painting has a life of its own. - Jackson Pollock

It's not creative unless it sells. - David Ogilvy

Creativity is a drug I cannot live without. - Cecil B. DeMille

What is this, an audience or an oil painting? - Milton Berle

The important thing is not the camera but the eye. - Alred Eisenstaedt

The art of love is largely the art of persistence. - Albert Ellis

See you later, alligator. After a while, crocodile. - Bill Haley

Politics is the art of controlling your environment. - Hunter S. Thompson

The art of a people is a true mirror to their minds. - Jawaharlal Nehru

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. - Don Marquis

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde

Advertising is the greatest art form of the twentieth century. - Marshall McLuhan

Art doesn't reproduce the visible but rather makes it visible. - Paul Klee

Creative minds have been known to survive any sort of bad training. - Anna Freud

It is a symbol of Irish art. The cracked looking-glass of a servant. - James Joyce

Art is much less important than life, but what a poor life without it. - Robert Motherwell

To say nothing, especially when speaking, is half the art of diplomacy. - Will Durant

The art of leadership is saying no, not yes. It is very easy to say yes. - Tony Blair

Creative play is like a spring that bubbles up from deep within a child. - Joan Almon

One should really use the camera as though tomorrow you'd be stricken blind. - Dorothea Lange

Propaganda is the art of persuading others of what you don't believe yourself. - Abba Eban

Any activity becomes creative when the doer cares about doing it right, or better. - John Updike

The art of living lies less in eliminating our troubles than in growing with them. - Bernard M Baruch

If you look like your passport photo, then in all probability you need the journey. - Earl Wilson

A gun is not a weapon, it’s a tool, like a hammer or a screwdriver or an alligator. - Homer Simpson

A work of art that contains theories is like an object on which the price tag has been left. - Alexander Pope

It's amazing what you can do with an E in A-Level art, a twisted imagination and a chainsaw. - Damien Hirst

A blind man can make art if what is in his mind can be passed to another mind in some tangible form. - Sol LeWitt

You know you're old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you're barefoot. - Phyllis Diller

'Healing,' Papa would tell me, 'is not a science, but the intuitive art of wooing nature.' - W H Auden

Every happening, great and small, is a parable whereby God speaks to us, and the art of life is to get the message. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Outcomes rarely turn on grand gestures or the art of the deal, but on whether you've sent someone a thank-you note. - Bernie Brillstein

To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. - Frederic Amiel

Toy Soldiers was my introduction to film. I certainly didn't think I was doing art by any stretch of the imagination. - Tim Robbins

When it began, cubism was a sort of analysis, which was no more painting than the description of physical phenomena was physics. - Juan Gris

Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson

The creative person is both more primitive and more cultivated, more destructive, a lot madder and a lot saner, than the average person. - Frank Barron

Cell phones, mobile e-mail, and all the other cool and slick gadgets can cause massive losses in our creative output and overall productivity. - Robin S Sharma

I adore art. When I am alone with my notes, my heart pounds and the tears stream from my eyes, and my emotion and my joys are too much to bear. - Guiseppe Verdi

When I studied graphic design, I learned a valuable lesson: There's no perfect answer to the puzzle, and creativity is a renewable resource. - Biz Stone


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