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All art is quite useless. - Oscar Wilde

Art is the most beautiful of lies. - Claude Debussy

Crick: Noise made by a Japanese camera - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If that's art, I'm a Hottentot! - Harry S Truman

Our humor turns our anger into a fine art. - Mary Kay Blakely

What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art. - Augustus Saint-Gaudens

Creative clutter is better than idle neatness. - Unknown

Art is either a plagiarist or a revolutionist. - Paul Gauguin

The important thing is not the camera but the eye. - Alred Eisenstaedt

Good work rarely sells. I believe this of any art. - Arthur W Pinero

Creativity is a natural extension of our enthusiasm. - Earl Nightingale

The only time I feel alive is when I'm painting. - Andy Warhol

The art of teaching is the art of assisting discovery. - Mark Van Doren

The art of government is the organization of idolatry. - George Bernard Shaw

Botany: The art of insulting flowers in Greek and Latin. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We need a leader that wrote "The Art of the Deal". - Donald Trump

I just live by the ABC's - Adventurous, Brave, Creative. - Steve Conrad

The essence of all beautiful art, all great art, is gratitude. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

In France, cooking is a serious art form and a national sport. - Julia Child

I'm Southern, so alligator tail is pretty interesting and yummy. - LeAnn Rimes

Homer has taught all other poets the art of telling lies skillfully. - Aristotle

There is no prejudice that the work of art does not finally overcome. - Andre Gide

A really well made buttonhole is the only link between art and nature. - Oscar Wilde

If thou art a master, be sometimes blind; if a servant, sometimes deaf. - Thomas Fuller

Don't be afraid to get creative and experiment with your marketing. - Mike Volpe

The art of conversation is the art of hearing as well as of being heard. - William Hazlitt

The art of life is to know how to enjoy a little and to endure very much. - William Hazlitt

Acting is merely the art of keeping a large group of people from coughing. - Ralph Richardson

Propaganda is the art of persuading others of what you don't believe yourself. - Abba Eban

The purpose of art is to lay bare the questions which have been hidden by the answers. - James Baldwin

Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it. - Laurence J Peter

Liability: 1. The art of convincing others of your innocence; 2. A talent for telling untruths. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A blind man can make art if what is in his mind can be passed to another mind in some tangible form. - Sol LeWitt

A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece. - Ludwig Erhard

'Healing,' Papa would tell me, 'is not a science, but the intuitive art of wooing nature.' - W H Auden

I feel strongly that the visual arts are of vast importance. Of course I could be prejudiced. I am a visual art. - Kermit The Frog

Preaching is not the art of making a sermon and delivering it. Preaching is the art of making a preacher and delivering him. - Bishop Quayle

Accountant: 1. A noble insect; 2. A dutiful book balancer whose role within a corporation is to protect it from creative ideas. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

At some point in life the world's beauty becomes enough. You don't need to photograph, paint or even remember it. It is enough. - Toni Morrison

The family should be a place where each new human being can have an early atmosphere conducive to the development of constructive creativity. - Edith Schaeffer


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