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Creativity takes courage. - Henri Matisse

Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn

Creativity is contagious, pass it on. - Albert Einstein

Art is the signature of civilizations. - Beverly Sills

The legs are the wheels of creativity. - Albert Einstein

Art is either a plagiarist or a revolutionist. - Paul Gauguin

The true art of memory is the art of attention. - Samuel Johnson

I teach the art of turning anguish into delight. - Georges Bataille

God is not interested in your art but, your heart. - Ifeanyi E. Onuoha

Halloween is an opportunity to be really creative. - Judy Gold

The art of love is largely the art of persistence. - Albert Ellis

The art of government is the organization of idolatry. - George Bernard Shaw

Love of beauty is taste. The creation of beauty is art. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Music is the art which is most nigh to tears and memory. - Oscar Wilde

She died doing what she loved, taking a selfie in traffic. - Unknown

We need a leader that wrote "The Art of the Deal". - Donald Trump

The new job of art is to sit on the wall and get more expensive. - Robert Hughes

Stand-up comedy is an art form and it dies unless you expand it. - Sam Kinison

I'm a guy who can't function well in life, but I can in art. - Woody Allen

Homer has taught all other poets the art of telling lies skillfully. - Aristotle

Art enables us to find ourselves and lose ourselves at the same time. - Thomas Merton

A really well made buttonhole is the only link between art and nature. - Oscar Wilde

Anyone who says you can't see a thought simply doesn't know art. - Wynetka Ann Reynolds

The art of life is to know how to enjoy a little and to endure very much. - William Hazlitt

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

One should really use the camera as though tomorrow you'd be stricken blind. - Dorothea Lange

I don't want to use my creative energy on somebody else's user interface. - Jeff Bezos

The sole art that suits me is that which, rising from unrest, tends toward serenity. - Andre Gide

It is the supreme art of the teacher to awaken joy in creative expression and knowledge. - Albert Einstein

Art is a collaboration between God and the artist, and the less the artist does the better. - Andre Gide

The best leaders incentivize, inspire and empower their teams to be creative and innovative. - Michael Bloomberg

I have discovered the art of fooling diplomats. I speak the truth, and they never believe me. - Camillo Di Cavour

I don't have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They're upstairs in my socks. - Groucho Marx

It's not your painting anymore. It stopped being your painting the moment that you finished it. - Jeff Melvoin

'Healing,' Papa would tell me, 'is not a science, but the intuitive art of wooing nature.' - W H Auden

To make us feel small in the right way is a function of art; men can only make us feel small in the wrong way. - E M Forster

Creativity can solve almost any problem. The creative act, the defeat of habit by originality, overcomes everything. - George Lois

Logic: the art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding. - Ambrose Bierce

The creative person is both more primitive and more cultivated, more destructive, a lot madder and a lot saner, than the average person. - Frank Barron

The family should be a place where each new human being can have an early atmosphere conducive to the development of constructive creativity. - Edith Schaeffer


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