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Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn

The painting has a life of its own. - Jackson Pollock

History develops, art stands still. - E.M. Forster

Art is the signature of civilizations. - Beverly Sills

Art is anything you can get away with. - Marshall McLuhan

Crick: Noise made by a Japanese camera - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Any idealism is a proper subject for art. - Lafcadio Hearn

I teach the art of turning anguish into delight. - Georges Bataille

Logic is the art of going wrong with confidence. - Joseph Krutch

Magic: An art of converting superstition into coin - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The only time I feel alive is when I'm painting. - Andy Warhol

Music is the art which is most nigh to tears and memory. - Oscar Wilde

In France, cooking is a serious art form and a national sport. - Julia Child

The Iranians and Persians are excellent at the art of negotiation. - Donald Trump

Riding: The art of keeping a horse between yourself and the ground - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Creative minds have been known to survive any sort of bad training. - Anna Freud

Who would dare assign to art the sterile function of imitating nature? - Charles Baudelaire

Don't taunt the alligator until after you've crossed the creek. - Dan Rather

The art challenges the technology, and the technology inspires the art. - John Lasseter

The art of conversation is the art of hearing as well as of being heard. - William Hazlitt

An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile - hoping that it will eat him last. - Winston Churchill

It is through art, and through art only, that we can realize our perfection. - Oscar Wilde

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost

A photograph is a secret about a secret. The more it tells you, the less you know. - Duane Arbus

It is only an auctioneer who can equally and impartially admire all schools of art. - Oscar Wilde

If you could take a selfie of your soul would you find it attractive enough to post? - Unknown

Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts. And never hope more than you work. - Rita Mae Brown

The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly. - Demetri Martin

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, but beautiful old people are works of art. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Leadership is the art of getting others to want to do something you are convinced should be done. - Vance Packard

Motivation is the art of getting people to do what you want them to do because they want to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

The art of storytelling is reaching its end because the epic slice of truth, wisdom, is dying out. - Walter Benjamin

A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece. - Ludwig Erhard

'Tis not always in a physician's power to cure the sick; at times the disease is stronger than trained art. - Ovid

Accountant: 1. A noble insect; 2. A dutiful book balancer whose role within a corporation is to protect it from creative ideas. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Art begins with resistance - at the point where resistance is overcome. No human masterpiece has ever been created without great labor. - Andre Gide

At some point in life the world's beauty becomes enough. You don't need to photograph, paint or even remember it. It is enough. - Toni Morrison

From lessening negativity to boosting creativity, hiking in fresh air actually boosts brain power and can help certain parts of the brain grow. - Meredith Carey


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