QuotaBillsThe best way to get praise is to die. - Italian Proverb
The death of a beloved is an amputation. - C S Lewis
Don't go to the grave with life unused. - Bobby Bowden
Cowards die many times before their actual deaths. - Julius Caesar
He hungered for posterity, and he died from hunger. - Gregory Nunn
Death is the greatest evil, because it cuts off hope. - William Hazlitt
The only way you can become a legend is in your coffin. - Bette Davis
When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction. - Steven Wright
Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens. - JRR Tolkien
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. - Benjamin Franklin
Why do men like intelligent women? Because opposites attract. - Kathy Lette
His death was the first time that Ed Wynn ever made anyone sad. - Red Skelton
Amazing women don't have hot flashes. We have power surges. - Unknown
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. - Benjamin Franklin
Jon Snow: I'm not afraid to die.
Mormont: Nor life, I hope. - George R.R. Martin
He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death. - H.H. Munro
My greatest regret is not knowing at 30 what I knew about women at 60. - Arthur Miller
A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin. - H L Mencken
Prison is the worst experience I've ever had in my life - besides death. - Duane Chapman
When a man loves cats, I am his friend and comrade without further introduction. - Mark Twain
Everybody has got to die, but I have always believed an exception would be made in my case. - William Saroyan
Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde
The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his. - George S Patton
No one can become fully aware of the very essence of another human being unless he loves him. - Viktor Frankl
At the door of life, by the gate of breath, there are worse things waiting for men than death. - A.C. Swinburne The Triumph Of Time
Women have a wonderful instinct about things. They can discover everything except the obvious. - Oscar Wilde
I was born when you kissed me. I died when you left me. I lived a few weeks while you loved me. - Humphrey Bogart
Love never dies a natural death. It dies because we don't know how to replenish its source. - Anais Nin
For death is swallowed up in victory. O death, where is thy sting? O grave, where is thy victory? - I Corinthians 15:55
Just have one more try - it's dead easy to die. It's the keeping-on-living that's hard. - Robert W. Service
Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen
I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis
When you reach the stars, boy, yes, and live there forever, all the fears will go, and Death himself will die. - Ray Bradbury
Inherited wealth is a big handicap to happiness. It is as certain death to ambition as cocaine is to morality. - William K Vanderbilt
We women know how to take care of everybody so well. But the one person we have written out of the equation is us. - Suze Orman
Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom. - Jerry Seinfeld
If you make every game a life-and-death proposition, you're going to have problems. For one thing, you'll be dead a lot. - Dean Smith
It's a good thing we have gravity or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused. - Steven Wright
We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden
Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner