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Women hold up half the sky. - Mao Zedong

I want to die young at an advanced age. - Max Lerner

Americans like fat books and thin women. - Russell Baker

You just do it, then if you die, you die. - T. Scott McLeod

Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway. - Unknown

None loves the messenger who brings bad news. - Sophocles

Cowards die many times before their actual deaths. - Julius Caesar

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

Flight attendants don't die, they just fly higher. - Unknown

Courage is being scared to death but saddling up anyway. - John Wayne

I know I can't cheat death, but I can cheat old age. - Darwin Deason

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. - Groucho Marx

She died doing what she loved, taking a selfie in traffic. - Unknown

I like women, I don't understand them, but I like them. - Sean Connery

With the newspaper strike on, I wouldn't consider dying. - Bette Davis

Kind words will never die - neither will they buy groceries. - Bill Nye

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

Defeat is worse than death because you have to live with defeat. - Bill Musselman

Misogynist: A man who hates women as much as women hate one another. - H L Mencken

To achieve things, we must live as though we are never going to die. - Luc de Clapiers

Violence is like a weed - it does not die even in the greatest drought. - Simon Wiesenthal

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

What is called a reason for living is also an excellent reason for dying. - Albert Camus

Death twitches my ear. "Live," he says; "I am coming." - Virgil

I don't mind dying. Trouble is, you feel so bloody stiff the next day. - George Axelrod

The past attracts me, the present frightens me, because the future is death. - Guy de Maupassant

Many people's tombstones should read: 'Died at 30. Buried at 60.' - Nicholas M Butler

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

Women have a hard enough time in this world; telling them the truth would be too cruel. - H L Mencken

The Irish don't know what they want and are prepared to fight to the death to get it. - Sidney Littlewood

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

Everybody has got to die, but I have always believed an exception would be made in my case. - William Saroyan

Looking at how successful all the Kardashian women are, I don't blame Bruce Jenner at all. - Trevor Noah

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. - George Carlin

There are only three ages for women in Hollywood: Babe, District Attorney, and Driving Miss Daisy. - Goldie Hawn

I want to die like my father; peacefully in his sleep, not screaming and terrified, like his passengers. - Bob Monkhouse

Solitude scares me. It makes me think about love, death, and war. I need distraction from anxious, black thoughts. - Brigitte Bardot

As a family we couldn't decide whether to have Grandma buried or cremated, so in the end we decided to let her live. - Gary Delaney

We do not attach any intrinsic value to the Cross; this would be sinful and idolatrous. Our veneration is referred to Him who died upon it. - James Gibbons

The 77 cents that women make for every dollar men earn makes a real difference to our families - families stretching to make every dollar count. - Barbara Mikulski


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