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My people, I die innocent! - Louis XVI

Some leaders are born women. - Unknown

Women and elephants never forget. - Dorothy Parker

He that lives on hope will die fasting. - Benjamin Franklin

Americans like fat books and thin women. - Russell Baker

Laughter would be bereaved if snobbery died. - Peter Ustinov

Ya look like one of those pall buriers at a funeral. - Archie Bunker

I've been told I'm a role model to many women. - Donald Trump

Live as long as you can. Die when you can't help it. - James Brown

The American Way of life, si! The American Way of death, no! - Archie Bunker

I am learning all the time. The tombstone will be my diploma. - Eartha Kitt

Man is a complex being: He makes deserts bloom - and lakes die. - Gil Stern

He is terribly afraid of dying because he hasn’t yet lived. - Franz Kafka

If any of you cry at my funeral I'll never speak to you again. - Stan Laurel

Death is not the end. There remains the litigation over the estate. - Ambrose Bierce

He who is anxious for the death of another has a long rope to pull. - French Proverb

Women with pasts interest men. They hope history will repeat itself. - Mae West

Love is what happens to men and women who don’t know each other. - W Somerset Maugham

In this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes. - Benjamin Franklin

What is called a reason for living is also an excellent reason for dying. - Albert Camus

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

Only faith in Christ gives rise to a culture contrary to egotism and death. - Pope John Paul II

He who has two women loses his soul. But he who has two homes loses his mind. - Ancient Proverb

Adam, the first great benefactor of our race. He brought death into the world. - Mark Twain

You cannot live without the lawyers, and certainly you cannot die without them. - Joseph H Choate

It's better to die for an idea that will live than live for an idea that will die. - Steve Biko

When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty. - WC Fields

Funeral: A pageant whereby we attest our respect for the dead by enriching the undertaker. - Ambrose Bierce

All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and to, and why. - James Thurber

At the door of life, by the gate of breath, there are worse things waiting for men than death. - A.C. Swinburne The Triumph Of Time

Bachelors know more about women than married men. If they didn't they'd be married too. - H L Mencken

Whoever loves much, performs much, and can accomplish much, and what is done in love is done well. - Vincent Van Gogh

I submit to you that if a man hasn't discovered something he will die for, he isn't fit to live. - Martin Luther King Jr.

2% of the people think, 3% of the people think they think, and 95% of the people would rather die than think. - George Bernard Shaw

Men prefer brief praise, pitched high; women are satisfied with praise in a lower key, just so it goes on and on - Mignon McLaughlin

We women know how to take care of everybody so well. But the one person we have written out of the equation is us. - Suze Orman

He who rejects change is the architect of decay. The only human institution which rejects progress is the cemetery. - Harold Wilson

My girlfriend's dog died. So I got her an identical one. She was livid; 'What am I going to do with two dead dogs?' - Gary Delaney

Every pessimist who ever lived has been buried in an unmarked grave. Tomorrow has always been better than today, and it always will be. - Paul Harvey

I know now, Lord, why you utter no answer. You are yourself the answer. Before your face questions die away. What other answer would suffice? - C S Lewis


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