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What do women want? - Sigmund Freud

I am dying beyond my means. - Oscar Wilde

All who have died are equal. - Comanche Proverb

Nobody ever died of laughter. - Max Beerbohm

I want to die young at an advanced age. - Max Lerner

The death of a beloved is an amputation. - C S Lewis

Put the light out, and all women are alike. - German Proverb

Death is that after which nothing is of interest. - Rozinov

You haven't lived until you've died in California. - Mort Sahl

Even death is not to be feared by one who has lived wisely. - Gautama Siddharta

All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women. - WC Fields

A single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic. - Joseph Stalin

What pity is it that we can die but once to serve our country. - Joseph Addison

If Roosevelt were alive today, he'd turn over in his grave. - Samuel Goldwyn

'Tis impossible to be sure of any thing but death and taxes. - Christopher Bullock

Anesthetic: The painkiller that crazy women refuse during labour - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Never chase a lie. Let it alone, and it will run itself to death. - Lyman Beecher

Spend your days pursuing the things you want said at your funeral. - Peter Legge

Jon Snow: I'm not afraid to die.
Mormont: Nor life, I hope. - George R.R. Martin

I've got all the money I'll ever need, if I die by four o'clock. - Henny Youngman

Women give us solace, but if it were not for women we would never need solace. - Don Herold

When I passed 40 I dropped pretence, 'cause men like women who got some sense. - Maya Angelou

You purchase pain with all that joy can give and die of nothing but a rage to live. - Alexander Pope

In Hollywood, the women are all peaches. It makes one long for an apple occasionally. - W Somerset Maugham

A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald, but if he has fire, women will like him. - Mae West

Most God-ordained dreams die because we are not willing to do something that seems illogical. - Mark Batterson

We are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well that Death will tremble to take us. - Charles Bukowski

Love never dies a natural death. It dies because we don't know how to replenish its source. - Anais Nin

Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replays in sports. - Rita Rudner

If men could see the epitaphs their friends write they would believe they had got into the wrong grave. - American Proverb

When Christ died, He died for you individually just as much as if you'd been the only man in the world. - C S Lewis

They say women talk too much. If you have worked in Congress you know that the filibuster was invented by men. - Clare Boothe Luce

The fence around a cemetery is foolish, for those inside can't come out and those outside don't want to get it. - Arthur Brisbane

Life is not lost by dying; life is lost minute by minute, day by dragging day, in all the thousand small uncaring ways. - Stephen V Benet

As a family we couldn't decide whether to have Grandma buried or cremated, so in the end we decided to let her live. - Gary Delaney

Their's not to reason why,
Their's but to do and die;
Into the valley of Death
Rode the six hundred. - Alfred Tennyson

If you think that praise is due, now's the time to show it, 'cause a man can't read his tombstone when he's dead. - Unknown

We start dying when we have nothing worth living for. And we don't really start living until we find something worth dying for. - Mark Batterson

Doctors are saying that each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. Based on that math, I should have died in 1732. - Unknown

The 77 cents that women make for every dollar men earn makes a real difference to our families - families stretching to make every dollar count. - Barbara Mikulski


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