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You just do it, then if you die, you die. - T. Scott McLeod

A boss loves power; a leader loves people. - Amit Kalantri

Women would rather be right than reasonable. - Ogden Nash

When the rich wage war, it's the poor who die. - Jean-Paul Sartre

What happens if you get scared half to death twice? - Steven Wright

Death is the greatest evil, because it cuts off hope. - William Hazlitt

Certain women should be struck regularly, like gongs. - Noel Coward

Man can not live on chocolate alone.... but women can. - Unknown

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place. - Billy Crystal

I hate women because they always know where things are. - Voltaire

Drown in a vat of whiskey? Oh death, where is thy sting? - WC Fields

A man who won't die for something is not fit to live. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

He that loves to be flattered is worthy of the flatterer. - William Shakespeare

Pretend you are dead and you will see who really loves you. - African Proverb

The American Way of life, si! The American Way of death, no! - Archie Bunker

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

Man is a complex being: He makes deserts bloom - and lakes die. - Gil Stern

Sometimes God allows what he hates to accomplish what he loves. - Joni Eareckson Tada

When I die, bury me on the golf course so my husband will visit. - Unknown

The only difference between a rut and a grave is their dimensions. - Ellen Glasgow

In this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes. - Benjamin Franklin

A revolution is a struggle to the death between the future and the past. - Fidel Castro

Back then the women had babies, which they called in them days, begatten. - Archie Bunker

They can keep their heaven. When I die, I'd sooner go to Middle Earth. - George R.R. Martin

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. - Aristotle Onassis

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. - Chris Rock

Work as if you were to live a hundred years.
Pray as if you were to die tomorrow. - Benjamin Franklin

If Shaw and Einstein couldn't beat death, what chance have I got? Practically none. - Mel Brooks

Nothing changes the gender equation more significantly than women's economic freedom. - Gloria Steinem

If you haven't found something you are willing to die for, you aren't fit to live. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh. - George Bernard Shaw

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. - Phyllis Diller

The true soldier fights not because he hates what is in front of him, but because he loves what is behind him. - G K Chesterton

Women are the most powerful magnet in the universe. And all men are cheap metal. And we all know where north is. - Larry Miller

I went to the bank and reviewed my savings. I found out I have all the money I'll ever need if I die tomorrow. - Henny Youngman

May you keep dreaming until the day you die. May imagination overtake memory. May you die young at a ripe old age. - Mark Batterson

Life is not lost by dying; life is lost minute by minute, day by dragging day, in all the thousand small uncaring ways. - Stephen V Benet

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

My girlfriend's dog died. So I got her an identical one. She was livid; 'What am I going to do with two dead dogs?' - Gary Delaney

A leader is not an administrator who loves to run others, but someone who carries water for his people, so that they can get on with their jobs. - Robert Townsend


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