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Death takes no bribes. - Benjamin Franklin

My people, I die innocent! - Louis XVI

Death is philosophy's only problem. - Albert Camus

He is an old bore. Even the grave yawns for him. - Herbert B. Tree

Death is the sound of distant thunder at a picnic. - W H Auden

Music, when soft voices die, vibrates in the memory. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

Certain women should be struck regularly, like gongs. - Noel Coward

He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt. - Joseph Heller

We're women. We have a double standard to live up to. - Ally McBeal

What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce. - Mark Twain

Defeat is worse than death because you have to live with defeat. - Bill Musselman

Jon Snow: I'm not afraid to die.
Mormont: Nor life, I hope. - George R.R. Martin

I love men, not because they are men, but because they are not women. - Queen Christina of Sweden

Some say women are addicted to chocolate. I say we're merely loyal. - Cathy Guisewite

In this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes. - Benjamin Franklin

If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space? - Valentina Tereshkova

Prison is the worst experience I've ever had in my life - besides death. - Duane Chapman

He who has two women loses his soul. But he who has two homes loses his mind. - Ancient Proverb

The great majority of neuroses in women have their origin in the marriage bed. - Sigmund Freud

A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers. - Grace Hansen

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck

You care so much you feel as though you will bleed to death with the pain of it. - J K Rowling

You purchase pain with all that joy can give and die of nothing but a rage to live. - Alexander Pope

You can lead a herring to water, but you have to walk really fast or he'll die. - Rose

The good Lord never gives you more than you can handle. Unless you die of something. - Guindon

In Hollywood, the women are all peaches. It makes one long for an apple occasionally. - W Somerset Maugham

A consultant is a man who knows 147 ways to make love, but doesn't know any women. - Unknown

Easter is a time when God turned the inevitability of death into the invincibility of life. - Craig D Loundsbrough

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

The true soldier fights not because he hates what is in front of him, but because he loves what is behind him. - G K Chesterton

The vivacity of children is always charming, because it is always sincere. A grave child is a rose without fragrance. - Unknown

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

I saw that show, '50 Things To Do Before You Die.' I would have thought the obvious one was, 'Shout for help'. - Jim Carrey

It's a good thing we have gravity or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused. - Steven Wright

We start dying when we have nothing worth living for. And we don't really start living until we find something worth dying for. - Mark Batterson

We are all the fools of time and terror: Days Steal on us and steal from us; yet we live, Loathing our life, and dreading still to die. - George Gordon Byron

When you die, God and the angels will hold you accountable for all the pleasures you were allowed in this life that you denied yourself. - Unknown

We do not attach any intrinsic value to the Cross; this would be sinful and idolatrous. Our veneration is referred to Him who died upon it. - James Gibbons

Perhaps women have always been in closer contact with reality than men: it would seem to be the just recompense for being deprived of idealism. - Germaine Greer


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