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It is wisdom to believe the heart. - George Santayana

Only the pure in heart can make a good soup. - Ludwig van Beethoven

Just pray for a tough hide and a tender heart. - Ruth Graham

A happy heart comes first, then the happy face. - Shania Twain

Your heart knows the way. Run in that direction. - Unknown

If it were not for hopes, the heart would break. - Thomas Fuller

Nature never did betray the heart that loved her. - William Wordsworth

All my life, my heart has yearned for a thing I cannot name. - Andre Breton

Only the knife knows what goes on in the heart of a pumpkin. - Simone Schwarz-Bart

When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain. - Mark Twain

Within, I do not find wrinkles and used heart, but unspent youth. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Keep your best wishes close to your heart and watch what happens. - Tony DeLiso

The head thinks, the hands labor, but it's the heart that laughs. - Liz Curtis Higgs

Except for an occasional heart attack, I feel as young as I ever did. - Robert Benchley

No good work is ever done while the heart is hot and anxious and fretted. - Olive Schreiner

What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry

Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties. - Jules Renard

Wake at dawn with a winged heart and give thanks for another day of loving. - Unknown

In art, the hand can never execute anything higher than the heart can inspire. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It is strange how often a heart must be broken before the years can make it wise. - Sara Teasdale

Faith is an oasis in the heart which will never be reached by the caravan of thinking. - Khalil Gibran

Kidney: 1. Midpoint of a child's leg; 2. An organ used to convert beer into urine. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Anakin, you're breaking my heart! And you're going down a path I cannot follow! - Padme

Real love is a humble receptivity of a silent heart that is prepared to melt and merge. - Banani Ray

My eyes in tears
Heart never sighs
My mind never fears
I conquer the lies - Munia Khan

The cure for a broken heart is simple, my lady. A hot bath and a good night's sleep. - Margaret George

The royal road to a man's heart is to talk to him about the things he treasures most. - Dale Carnegie

In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty. - Christopher D Morley

Tears shed for another person are not a sign of weakness. They are a sign of a pure heart. - Jose N Harris

Put your heart, mind, and soul into even your smallest acts. This is the secret of success. - Swami Sivananda

The beauty of the world has two edges, one of laughter, one of anguish, cutting the heart asunder. - Virginia Woolf

For my part, I prefer my heart to be broken. It is so lovely, dawn-kaleidoscopic within the crack. - D.H. Lawrence

To me, it's that incredible sense of belonging and peace within your own self and heart that really is joy. - Goldie Hawn

To wear your heart on your sleeve isn't a very good plan; you should wear it inside, where it functions best. - Margaret Thatcher

The Brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up and does not stop until you get into the office. - Robert Frost

Your vision will become clear only when you can look into your own heart. Who looks outside, dreams; who looks inside, awakes. - Carl Jung

Tell me the facts and I'll learn. Tell me the truth and I'll believe. But tell me a story and it will live in heart forever. - Native American Proverb

You can close your eyes to things you don't want to see, but you can't close your heart to things you don't want to feel. - Renee Slanksy

Integrate what you believe in every single area of your life. Take your heart to work and ask the most and best of everybody else too. - Meryl Streep

I adore art. When I am alone with my notes, my heart pounds and the tears stream from my eyes, and my emotion and my joys are too much to bear. - Guiseppe Verdi


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