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The heart ages last. - Sylvester Stallone

Nurses are the heart of healthcare. - Donna Wilk Cardillo

A loving heart is the truest wisdom. - Charles Dickens

My head says gym, but my heart says donuts. - Unknown

My heart is a bargain today. Will you take it? - WC Fields

A happy heart comes first, then the happy face. - Shania Twain

Mental clarity ain't for the faint of heart. - Katerina Stoykova Klemer

I went to San Francisco. I found someone's heart. - Steven Wright

The heart of an Irishman is nothing but his imagination. - George Bernard Shaw

Having a soft heart in a cruel world is courage, not weakness. - Unknown

Some days there won't be a song in your heart. Sing anyway. - Emory Austin

Within, I do not find wrinkles and used heart, but unspent youth. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Our first stop was red square, the heart of Moscow - if Moscow has one. - Bob Hope

That was what a best friend did: hold up a mirror and show you your heart. - Kristin Hannah

Certain things catch your eye, but pursue only those that capture the heart. - Indian Proverb

If I ever have to stop taking the subway, I'm gonna have a heart attack. - Edward Norton

She was nice to him on Valentine's Day. She gave him a heart-shaped rash. - Milton Berle

Every actor in his heart believes everything bad that's printed about him. - Orson Welles

When all longings that are in the heart vanish, then a mortal becomes immortal. - Yajur Veda

True navigation begins in the human heart. It's the most important map of all. - Elizabeth K Lindsey

When you pray, rather let your heart be without words than your words without heart. - John Bunyan

When once a woman has given you her heart, you can never get rid of the rest of her body. - John Vanbrugh

I have the body but of a weak and feeble woman, but I have the heart and stomach of a King. - Elizabeth I

Put your heart, mind, and soul into even your smallest acts. This is the secret of success. - Swami Sivananda

It was never what I wanted to buy that held my heart's hope. It was what I wanted to be. - Lois McMaster Bujold

The heart of good leadership is sacrifice. If you want to grow an organization - grow leaders. - John C Maxwell

Who has not sat before his own heart's curtain? It lifts: and the scenery is falling apart. - Rainer M. Rilke

The beauty of the world has two edges, one of laughter, one of anguish, cutting the heart asunder. - Virginia Woolf

If the sign on your heart says, "WELCOME", the love will come pouring in from everywhere. - Susan Jeffers

Your majesty, I thank you from the bottom of my heart, and Madame Houde thanks you from her bottom too. - Camillein Houde

A man is not wealthy simply by the contents of his pockets alone, but instead by the richness of his heart. - Robert M. Hensel

A smile is the lightning system of the face, the cooling system of the head, and the heating system of the heart. - Unknown

If wrinkles must be written upon our brows, let them not be written upon the heart. The spirit should never grow old. - James A. Garfield

My heart to you is given:
Oh, do give yours to me;
We'll lock them up together,
And throw away the key. - Frederick Saunders

By embracing your mother wound as your yoga, you transform what has been a hindrance in your life into a teacher of the heart. - Phillip Moffitt

Maybe tackiness is at the heart of corporate corruption... But, as I prove everyday, it doesn't have to be that way at all. - Donald Trump

Any path is only a path, and there is no affront, to oneself or to others, in dropping it if that is what your heart tells you. - Carlos Castaneda

You don't need endless time and perfect conditions. Do it now. Do it today. Do it for twenty minutes and watch your heart start beating. - Barbara Sher

Meditation here may think down hours to moments. Here the heart may give a useful lesson to the head and learning wiser grow without his books. - William Cowper

I've never been able to grow an organ back," Lana said. "Last time I tried... Let's just hope you don't end up with whip eyes. - Michael Grant


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