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The heart ages last. - Sylvester Stallone

Courage, dear heart. - C S Lewis

Absence makes the heart grow fonder. - Sextus Propertius

Come live in my heart and pay no rent. - Samuel Lover

The heart will break, but broken live on. - Lord Byron

Wear your heart on your skin in this life. - Sylvia Plath

Love is a place for your heart to get broken. - Hector Schiller

The past beats inside me like a second heart. - John Banville

Follow your heart but take your brain with you. - Unknown

At the heart of all beauty lies something inhuman. - Albert Camus

Sometimes your mind says No, but your heart says Go. - Yvonne Urlanda

That most elusive organ that nature has ever yet created. - Stanley Baldwin

The fastest way to a man's heart is through his chest. - Roseanne Barr

A familiar pang of dread wrapped its icy hand around my heart. - Ashley Jeffery

Having a soft heart in a cruel world is courage, not weakness. - Unknown

Faith is a knowledge within the heart, beyond the reach of proof. - Kahlil Gibran

Keep your best wishes close to your heart and watch what happens. - Tony DeLiso

Silence is the language of God; it is also the language of the heart. - Sivananda

Music is the divine way to tell beautiful, poetic things to the heart. - Pablo Casals

What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry

Certain things catch your eye, but pursue only those that capture the heart. - Indian Proverb

I took a deep breath and listened to the old bray of my heart. I am. I am. I am. - Sylvia Plath

Let's commit the perfect crime. I'll steal your heart, and you steal mine. - Meryl Streep

Poetry spills from the cracks of a broken heart, but flows from one which is loved. - Christopher P. Rubero

A horse gallops with his lungs, perseveres with his heart, and wins with his character. - Tesio

At the heart of the Irish economy has always been the philosophy of tax competitiveness. - Bono

The heart of a mother is a deep abyss at the bottom of which you will always find forgiveness. - Honore De Balzac

I wish I were a little girl again because skinned knees are easier to fix than a broken heart. - Julia Roberts

Without my pets, my wallet would be full, my house would be clean, but my heart would be empty. - Unknown

Before you speak, it is necessary for you to listen, for God speaks in the silence of the heart. - Mother Teresa

It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb

I love my father as the stars - he's a bright shining example and a happy twinkling in my heart. - Terri Guillemets

Whatever I am offered in devotion with a pure heart - a leaf, a flower, fruit, or water - I accept with joy. - Bhagavad Gita

Do not give in too much to feelings. An overly sensitive heart is an unhappy possession on this shaky earth. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

My heart, which is so full to overflowing, has often been solaced and refreshed by music when sick and weary. - Martin Luther

Your vision will become clear only when you look into your heart. Who looks outside, dreams. Who looks inside awakens. - Carl Jung

A physician is obligated to consider more than a diseased organ, more even than the whole man - he must view the man in his world. - Harvey Cushing

You can sing all you want about how you love Jesus, but the consecration that doesn't reach your purse has not reached your heart. - Adrian Rogers

Deep in my heart I'm concealing things that I'm longing to say. Scared to confess what I'm feeling - frightened you'll slip away. - Madonna

My mother had a slender, small body, but a large heart - a heart so large that everybody's joys found welcome in it, and hospitable accommodation. - Mark Twain


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