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While the heart beats, hope lingers. - Alison Croggon

My heart is a bargain today. Will you take it? - WC Fields

Young at heart. Slightly older in other places. - Unknown

There is no charm equal to tenderness of heart. - Jane Austen

True giving happens when we give from our heart. - Muhammad Ali

Keep some room in your heart for the unimaginable. - Mary Oliver

What I believe in my heart must make sense in my mind. - Ravi Zacharias

The heart of an Irishman is nothing but his imagination. - George Bernard Shaw

That most elusive organ that nature has ever yet created. - Stanley Baldwin

A kiss makes the heart young again and wipes out the years. - Rupert Brooke

When the heart speaks, the mind finds it indecent to object. - Milan Kundera

The only thin a boyfriend was good for was a shattered heart. - Becca Fitzpatrick

Cute enough to stop your heart. Skilled enough to restart it. - Unknown

Having a soft heart in a cruel world is courage, not weakness. - Unknown

A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart. - Jonathan Swift

A good head and a good heart are always a formidable combination. - Nelson Mandela

Faith is a knowledge within the heart, beyond the reach of proof. - Kahlil Gibran

We arrive at the truth, not by reason only, but also by the heart. - Blaise Pascal

Don't worry about your heart. It will last as long as you live. - WC Fields

Spiteful words can hurt your feelings but silence breaks your heart. - C S Lewis

Forgiveness is a funny thing. It warms the heart and cools the sting. - William Arthur Ward

Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb

Our first stop was red square, the heart of Moscow - if Moscow has one. - Bob Hope

Love puts the fun in together, the sad in apart, and the joy in a heart. - Unknown

That was what a best friend did: hold up a mirror and show you your heart. - Kristin Hannah

I have looked into your eyes with my eyes. I have put my heart near your heart. - Pope John XXIII

I wish I could trade my heart for another liver, so I could drink more and care less. - Tina Fey

In melody divine,
My heart it beats to rapturous love,
I long to call you mine. - Unknown

Tears shed for another person are not a sign of weakness. They are a sign of a pure heart. - Jose N Harris

No man preaches his sermon well to others if he does not first preach it to his own heart. - John Owen

Put your heart, mind, and soul into even your smallest acts. This is the secret of success. - Swami Sivananda

Whether you're a man or not comes from your heart, not how much hair you have on your head. - Bruce Willis

For my part, I prefer my heart to be broken. It is so lovely, dawn-kaleidoscopic within the crack. - D.H. Lawrence

It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb

Time isn't just a fleeting thing. It never moves forward without engraving its mark upon the heart. - Ravi Zacharias

A man is not wealthy simply by the contents of his pockets alone, but instead by the richness of his heart. - Robert M. Hensel

There is an endearing tenderness in the love of a mother to a son that transcends all other affections of the heart. - Washington Irving

Forgiveness is the economy of the heart. Forgiveness saves the expense of anger, the cost of hatred, the waste of spirits. - Hannah More

Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone

Meditation here may think down hours to moments. Here the heart may give a useful lesson to the head and learning wiser grow without his books. - William Cowper

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