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My whole heart for my whole life. - French Saying

It is wisdom to believe the heart. - George Santayana

Nurses are the heart of healthcare. - Donna Wilk Cardillo

Absence makes the heart grow fonder. - Sextus Propertius

Within every heart there is a knife. - Indian Saying

My head says gym but my heart says tacos. - Unknown

Wear your heart on your skin in this life. - Sylvia Plath

The past beats inside me like a second heart. - John Banville

The heart has its reasons that reason knows nothing of. - Blaise Pascal

A kiss makes the heart young again and wipes out the years. - Rupert Brooke

I wear my heart on my sleeve. I wear my liver on my pant leg. - Steven Wright

The seat of knowledge is in the head, of wisdom, in the heart. - William Hazlitt

Some days there won't be a song in your heart. Sing anyway. - Emory Austin

Within, I do not find wrinkles and used heart, but unspent youth. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Don't worry about your heart. It will last as long as you live. - WC Fields

Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb

Except for an occasional heart attack, I feel as young as I ever did. - Robert Benchley

A great song should lift your heart, warm the soul and make you feel good. - Colbie Caillat

Time is the brush of God, as he paints his masterpiece on the heart of humanity. - Ravi Zacharias

The heart of a fool is in his mouth, but the mouth of a wise man is in his heart. - Benjamin Franklin

True navigation begins in the human heart. It's the most important map of all. - Elizabeth K Lindsey

When you pray, rather let your heart be without words than your words without heart. - John Bunyan

Don't give in to your fears. If you do, you won't be able to talk to your heart. - Paulo Coelho

In melody divine,
My heart it beats to rapturous love,
I long to call you mine. - Unknown

Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter. Sweet. Alive. - Joanne Harris

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

A Caterpie may change into a Butterfree, but the heart that beats inside remains the same. - Brock

It was never what I wanted to buy that held my heart's hope. It was what I wanted to be. - Lois McMaster Bujold

I am certain of nothing but the holiness of the heart's affections, and the truth of imagination. - John Keats

To keep the heart unwrinkled, to be hopeful, kindly, cheerful, reverent - that is to triumph over old age. - Thomas Bailey Aldrich

A man is not wealthy simply by the contents of his pockets alone, but instead by the richness of his heart. - Robert M. Hensel

Whatever I am offered in devotion with a pure heart - a leaf, a flower, fruit, or water - I accept with joy. - Bhagavad Gita

People judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold, but so has a hard-boiled egg. - Unknown

You reached into my soul and rearranged the position of my bones,
You rebuilt my rib cage so your heart could be home. - Unknown

There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown

Some people say that I must be a horrible person, but that's not true. I have the heart of a young boy - in a jar on my desk. - Stephen King

When you are sorrowful look again in your heart, and you shall see that in truth you are weeping for that which has been your delight. - Kahlil Gibran

All who call on God in true faith, earnestly from the heart, will certainly be heard, and will receive what they have asked and desired. - Martin Luther

Deep in my heart I'm concealing things that I'm longing to say. Scared to confess what I'm feeling - frightened you'll slip away. - Madonna

Technique and ability alone do not get you to the top - it is the willpower to that is the most important. This will power rises from your heart. - Junko Tabei


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