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Courage, dear heart. - C S Lewis

Give all to love; obey thy heart. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Wear your heart on your skin in this life. - Sylvia Plath

Wheresoever you go, go with all your heart. - Confucius

He did it with all his heart and prospered. - 2 Chronicles 31:21

As you think in your heart, so you shall be. - Proverbs 23:7

There is no charm equal to tenderness of heart. - Jane Austen

Heaven doesn't ignore cries of a broken heart. - Toba Beta

You can dance anywhere, even if only in your heart. - Unknown

I went to San Francisco. I found someone's heart. - Steven Wright

Winter is on my head, but eternal spring is in my heart. - Victor Hugo

The seat of knowledge is in the head, of wisdom, in the heart. - William Hazlitt

A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart. - Jonathan Swift

Screaming is bad for the voice, but it's good for the heart. - Conor Oberst

Keep on with hope in your heart, and you'll never walk alone. - Rukh Khan

What if my trousers are shabby and worn, they cover a warm heart. - Tom Masson

Silence is the language of God; it is also the language of the heart. - Sivananda

Believe with all of your heart that you will do what you were made to do. - Orison Swett Marden

Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties. - Jules Renard

A great song should lift your heart, warm the soul and make you feel good. - Colbie Caillat

The greatest test of courage on earth is to bear defeat without losing heart. - Robert Ingersoll

It is better in prayer to have a heart without words than words without a heart. - Mahatma Gandhi

The heart of a fool is in his mouth, but the mouth of a wise man is in his heart. - Benjamin Franklin

You can see the true heart of a man when you're out in the woods with a weapon. - Jase Robertson

When you pray, rather let your heart be without words than your words without heart. - John Bunyan

Real love is a humble receptivity of a silent heart that is prepared to melt and merge. - Banani Ray

If you look deep enough you will see music; the heart of nature being everywhere music. - Thomas Carlyle

Let choice whisper in your ear and love murmur in your heart. Be ready, here comes life. - Unknown

When once a woman has given you her heart, you can never get rid of the rest of her body. - John Vanbrugh

No man preaches his sermon well to others if he does not first preach it to his own heart. - John Owen

Do your work with your whole heart, and you will succeed - there's so little competition. - Elbert Hubbard

It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

Those who don't know how to weep with their whole heart, don't know how to laugh either. - Golda Meir

I am certain of nothing but the holiness of the heart's affections, and the truth of imagination. - John Keats

Forgiveness is an act of the will, and the will can function regardless of the temperature of the heart. - Corrie Ten Boom

The Brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up and does not stop until you get into the office. - Robert Frost

Maybe tackiness is at the heart of corporate corruption... But, as I prove everyday, it doesn't have to be that way at all. - Donald Trump

Tell me the facts and I'll learn. Tell me the truth and I'll believe. But tell me a story and it will live in heart forever. - Native American Proverb

The heart of who I am as a person and as a man is forgiveness, after forgiving my father for a lot of things that were done when I was a child. - Tyler Perry

I adore art. When I am alone with my notes, my heart pounds and the tears stream from my eyes, and my emotion and my joys are too much to bear. - Guiseppe Verdi


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