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It is wisdom to believe the heart. - George Santayana

Young at heart. Slightly older in other places. - Unknown

Your heart knows the way. Run in that direction. - Unknown

If it were not for hopes, the heart would break. - Thomas Fuller

Nature never did betray the heart that loved her. - William Wordsworth

Never morning wore to evening but some heart did break. - Alfred Tennyson

Winter is on my head, but eternal spring is in my heart. - Victor Hugo

Within, I do not find wrinkles and used heart, but unspent youth. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

What if my trousers are shabby and worn, they cover a warm heart. - Tom Masson

Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb

Silence is the language of God; it is also the language of the heart. - Sivananda

No good work is ever done while the heart is hot and anxious and fretted. - Olive Schreiner

Believe with all of your heart that you will do what you were made to do. - Orison Swett Marden

It is not flesh and blood, but the heart which makes us fathers and sons. - Johann Friedrich Von Schiller

The heart never takes the place of the head; but it can, and should, obey it. - C S Lewis

It is better in prayer to have a heart without words than words without a heart. - Mahatma Gandhi

There is no exercise better for the heart than reaching down and lifting people up. - Unknown

You can see the true heart of a man when you're out in the woods with a weapon. - Jase Robertson

Mother is the heartbeat in the home; and without her, there seems to be no heart throb. - Leroy Brownlow

A horse gallops with his lungs, perseveres with his heart, and wins with his character. - Tesio

My eyes in tears
Heart never sighs
My mind never fears
I conquer the lies - Munia Khan

I have the body but of a weak and feeble woman, but I have the heart and stomach of a King. - Elizabeth I

Put your heart, mind, and soul into even your smallest acts. This is the secret of success. - Swami Sivananda

It was never what I wanted to buy that held my heart's hope. It was what I wanted to be. - Lois McMaster Bujold

The heart of a mother is a deep abyss at the bottom of which you will always find forgiveness. - Honore De Balzac

I wish I were a little girl again because skinned knees are easier to fix than a broken heart. - Julia Roberts

Who has not sat before his own heart's curtain? It lifts: and the scenery is falling apart. - Rainer M. Rilke

I'm convinced that every boy, in his heart, would rather steal second base than an automobile. - Tom Clark

Time isn't just a fleeting thing. It never moves forward without engraving its mark upon the heart. - Ravi Zacharias

Piglet noticed that even though he had a very small heart, it could hold a rather large amount of gratitude. - A.A. Milne

Do not give in too much to feelings. An overly sensitive heart is an unhappy possession on this shaky earth. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

My heart, which is so full to overflowing, has often been solaced and refreshed by music when sick and weary. - Martin Luther

You find out what you are made of when you have a broken heart. If it happens early and often, all the better. - Isabel Gillies

To me, it's that incredible sense of belonging and peace within your own self and heart that really is joy. - Goldie Hawn

To understand the heart and mind of a person, look not at what he has already achieved, but at what he aspires to. - Kahlil Gibran

A mother's heart, a mother's faith, and a mother's steadfast love were fashioned by the angels and sent from God above. - Unknown

My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle

You don't need endless time and perfect conditions. Do it now. Do it today. Do it for twenty minutes and watch your heart start beating. - Barbara Sher

It's important to recognize that forgiveness is more than mere words; it's a heart attitude that induces a spiritual transformation. - Victoria Osteen

I've never been able to grow an organ back," Lana said. "Last time I tried... Let's just hope you don't end up with whip eyes. - Michael Grant


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