#1 humor site on the 'net

Organ Donor

Latest of the Church transplants

Organ Donor thanks to Karen Moore

QuotaBills
A light heart lives long. - William Shakespeare

My whole heart for my whole life. - French Saying

It is wisdom to believe the heart. - George Santayana

Only do what your heart tells you. - Princess Diana

A heart that loves is always young. - Greek Proverb

Gratitude is the memory of the heart. - Unknown

Wheresoever you go, go with all your heart. - Confucius

Follow your heart but take your brain with you. - Unknown

When the heart speaks, the mind finds it indecent to object. - Milan Kundera

All my life, my heart has yearned for a thing I cannot name. - Andre Breton

I wear my heart on my sleeve. I wear my liver on my pant leg. - Steven Wright

Some days there won't be a song in your heart. Sing anyway. - Emory Austin

We arrive at the truth, not by reason only, but also by the heart. - Blaise Pascal

The head thinks, the hands labor, but it's the heart that laughs. - Liz Curtis Higgs

Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb

Fine art is that in which the hand, the head, and the heart go together. - John Ruskin

may my heart always be open to little birds who are the secrets of living - e e cummings

She was nice to him on Valentine's Day. She gave him a heart-shaped rash. - Milton Berle

Reason is the natural order of truth; but imagination is the organ of meaning. - C S Lewis

If you find it in your heart to care for somebody else, you will have succeeded. - Maya Angelou

True navigation begins in the human heart. It's the most important map of all. - Elizabeth K Lindsey

There is no exercise better for the heart than reaching down and lifting people up. - Unknown

There's a difference between an intellectual faith and a personal, heart faith. - Billy Graham

I wish I could trade my heart for another liver, so I could drink more and care less. - Tina Fey

Anakin, you're breaking my heart! And you're going down a path I cannot follow! - Padme

Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter Sweet. Alive. - Joanne Harris

The royal road to a man's heart is to talk to him about the things he treasures most. - Dale Carnegie

Among the things you can give and still keep are your word, a smile, and a grateful heart. - Zig Ziglar

Put your heart, mind, and soul into even your smallest acts. This is the secret of success. - Swami Sivananda

Choosing forgiveness opens the door of your heart and makes way for a miracle in your life. - Victoria Osteen

Do your work with your whole heart, and you will succeed - there's so little competition. - Elbert Hubbard

The heart of a mother is a deep abyss at the bottom of which you will always find forgiveness. - Honore De Balzac

There comes a time in every life when the world gets quiet and the only thing left is your heart. - Sarah Dessen

For my part, I prefer my heart to be broken. It is so lovely, dawn-kaleidoscopic within the crack. - D.H. Lawrence

Man has made many machines, complex and cunning, but which of them indeed rivals the workings of his heart? - Pablo Casals

A man is not wealthy simply by the contents of his pockets alone, but instead by the richness of his heart. - Robert M. Hensel

You find out what you are made of when you have a broken heart. If it happens early and often, all the better. - Isabel Gillies

You can close your eyes to things you don't want to see, but you can't close your heart to things you don't want to feel. - Renee Slanksy

Deep in my heart I'm concealing things that I'm longing to say. Scared to confess what I'm feeling - frightened you'll slip away. - Madonna

My mother had a slender, small body, but a large heart - a heart so large that everybody's joys found welcome in it, and hospitable accommodation. - Mark Twain


How To Conserve Gas

Rolling Shoes

How Twins Are Made

Cool Reading Room

Poor Lifetime

Be GarFul

Tooth Ferry

Ready For Rabbits

Ecosystem

Plumber's Night Light

Can I Lick The Bowl

Redneck Shelves

Google Classic

In Touch Today

Delicious Grief

Amplified Beer

How to Twerk at Work

$383.00 Paint Job

Wine Time Finally

Scooter Hearse

Thailand Ferry

Hard Hat Safety

Water Coolant

Spray-On Clothing