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The heart ages last. - Sylvester Stallone

It is wisdom to believe the heart. - George Santayana

Absence makes the heart grow fonder. - Sextus Propertius

Gratitude is the memory of the heart. - Unknown

Come live in my heart and pay no rent. - Samuel Lover

The heart has reasons that reason cannot know. - Blaise Pascal

Mental clarity ain't for the faint of heart. - Katerina Stoykova Klemer

You can dance anywhere, even if only in your heart. - Unknown

He has a right to criticize who has a heart to help. - Abraham Lincoln

Where your treasure is, there will your heart be also. - Matthew 6:21

The heart has its reasons that reason knows nothing of. - Blaise Pascal

The heart of an Irishman is nothing but his imagination. - George Bernard Shaw

The heart never grows better by age: it only grows harder. - Lord Chesterfield

All my life, my heart has yearned for a thing I cannot name. - Andre Breton

A familiar pang of dread wrapped its icy hand around my heart. - Ashley Jeffery

The seat of knowledge is in the head, of wisdom, in the heart. - William Hazlitt

Screaming is bad for the voice, but it's good for the heart. - Conor Oberst

We arrive at the truth, not by reason only, but also by the heart. - Blaise Pascal

Everybody, no matter how old you are, is around 24, 25 in their heart. - Bruce Willis

Love puts the fun in together, the sad in apart, and the joy in a heart. - Unknown

Anyone who tells a lie has not a pure heart, and cannot make a good soup. - Ludwig van Beethoven

May you have warmth in your igloo, oil in your lamp, and peace in your heart. - Eskimo Proverb

I took a deep breath and listened to the old bray of my heart. I am. I am. I am. - Sylvia Plath

By the time he was admitted, his rapid heart had stopped, and he was feeling better. - Unknown

Have a heart that never hardens, a temper that never tires, a touch that never hurts. - Charles Dickens

Real love is a humble receptivity of a silent heart that is prepared to melt and merge. - Banani Ray

At the heart of the Irish economy has always been the philosophy of tax competitiveness. - Bono

Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter Sweet. Alive. - Joanne Harris

When once a woman has given you her heart, you can never get rid of the rest of her body. - John Vanbrugh

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

Put your heart, mind, and soul into even your smallest acts. This is the secret of success. - Swami Sivananda

The heart of good leadership is sacrifice. If you want to grow an organization - grow leaders. - John C Maxwell

Those who don't know how to weep with their whole heart, don't know how to laugh either. - Golda Meir

It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb

Your majesty, I thank you from the bottom of my heart, and Madame Houde thanks you from her bottom too. - Camillein Houde

To keep the heart unwrinkled, to be hopeful, kindly, cheerful, reverent - that is to triumph over old age. - Thomas Bailey Aldrich

It is only with the heart that one can see clearly, for the most essential things are invisible to the eye. - Unknown

Whatever I am offered in devotion with a pure heart - a leaf, a flower, fruit, or water - I accept with joy. - Bhagavad Gita

By embracing your mother wound as your yoga, you transform what has been a hindrance in your life into a teacher of the heart. - Phillip Moffitt

My mother had a slender, small body, but a large heart - a heart so large that everybody's joys found welcome in it, and hospitable accommodation. - Mark Twain


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