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Only do what your heart tells you. - Princess Diana

True giving happens when we give from our heart. - Muhammad Ali

Only the heart knows how to find what is precious. - Feodor Dostoyevsky

What I believe in my heart must make sense in my mind. - Ravi Zacharias

Every day People straighten up the hair, why not the heart? - Ernesto Guevara

I wear my heart on my sleeve. I wear my liver on my pant leg. - Steven Wright

The only thin a boyfriend was good for was a shattered heart. - Becca Fitzpatrick

Some days there won't be a song in your heart. Sing anyway. - Emory Austin

God can heal a broken heart, but He has to have all the pieces. - Unknown

Screaming is bad for the voice, but it's good for the heart. - Conor Oberst

Don't worry about your heart. It will last as long as you live. - WC Fields

The head thinks, the hands labor, but it's the heart that laughs. - Liz Curtis Higgs

Music is the literature of the heart; it commences where speech ends. - Alphonse de Lamartine

Music is the divine way to tell beautiful, poetic things to the heart. - Pablo Casals

may my heart always be open to little birds who are the secrets of living - e e cummings

Music acts like a magic key, to which the most tightly closed heart opens. - Maria Augusta von Trapp

The human heart is a strange vessel. Love and hatred can exist side by side. - Scott Westerfeld

The heart never takes the place of the head; but it can, and should, obey it. - C S Lewis

The heart of a fool is in his mouth, but the mouth of a wise man is in his heart. - Benjamin Franklin

It is strange how often a heart must be broken before the years can make it wise. - Sara Teasdale

I have learned not to worry about love; but to honor its coming with all my heart. - Alice Walker

When you pray, rather let your heart be without words than your words without heart. - John Bunyan

Have a heart that never hardens, a temper that never tires, a touch that never hurts. - Charles Dickens

Faith is an oasis in the heart which will never be reached by the caravan of thinking. - Khalil Gibran

Don't give in to your fears. If you do, you won't be able to talk to your heart. - Paulo Coelho

Only time can heal your broken heart. Just as only time can heal his broken arms and legs. - Miss Piggy

Whether you're a man or not comes from your heart, not how much hair you have on your head. - Bruce Willis

Before you speak, it is necessary for you to listen, for God speaks in the silence of the heart. - Mother Teresa

It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb

Forgiveness is an act of the will, and the will can function regardless of the temperature of the heart. - Corrie Ten Boom

Piglet noticed that even though he had a very small heart, it could hold a rather large amount of gratitude. - A.A. Milne

My heart, which is so full to overflowing, has often been solaced and refreshed by music when sick and weary. - Martin Luther

Any path is only a path, and there is no affront, to oneself or to others, in dropping it if that is what your heart tells you. - Carlos Castaneda

Send me anywhere, only go with me; lay any burden on me, only sustain me; sever any ties but the ties that bind me to your heart. - David Livingstone

All who call on God in true faith, earnestly from the heart, will certainly be heard, and will receive what they have asked and desired. - Martin Luther

Keep your heart open to dreams. For as long as there's a dream, there is hope, and as long as there is hope, there is joy in living. - Unknown

Getting wrapped up in worries is bad for your body and spirit. That's when you must short out your logic circuits and reboot your heart. - Pokemon

Meditation here may think down hours to moments. Here the heart may give a useful lesson to the head and learning wiser grow without his books. - William Cowper

The heart of who I am as a person and as a man is forgiveness, after forgiving my father for a lot of things that were done when I was a child. - Tyler Perry

My mother had a slender, small body, but a large heart - a heart so large that everybody's joys found welcome in it, and hospitable accommodation. - Mark Twain


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