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A light heart lives long. - William Shakespeare

A good cry lightens the heart. - Yiddish Proverb

A loving heart is the truest wisdom. - Charles Dickens

Gratitude is the memory of the heart. - Unknown

As you think in your heart, so you shall be. - Proverbs 23:7

Young at heart. Slightly older in other places. - Unknown

True giving happens when we give from our heart. - Muhammad Ali

Only the heart knows how to find what is precious. - Feodor Dostoyevsky

At the heart of all beauty lies something inhuman. - Albert Camus

That most elusive organ that nature has ever yet created. - Stanley Baldwin

Only the knife knows what goes on in the heart of a pumpkin. - Simone Schwarz-Bart

A familiar pang of dread wrapped its icy hand around my heart. - Ashley Jeffery

For the man who prays in his heart, the whole world is a church. - Sylvain of Athos

We arrive at the truth, not by reason only, but also by the heart. - Blaise Pascal

Don't worry about your heart. It will last as long as you live. - WC Fields

Inside every hardened criminal beats the heart of a ten-year-old boy. - Homer Simpson

Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb

Music is the divine way to tell beautiful, poetic things to the heart. - Pablo Casals

No good work is ever done while the heart is hot and anxious and fretted. - Olive Schreiner

Believe with all of your heart that you will do what you were made to do. - Orison Swett Marden

What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry

Certain things catch your eye, but pursue only those that capture the heart. - Indian Proverb

Anyone can catch your eye, but it takes someone special to catch your heart. - Unknown

May you have warmth in your igloo, oil in your lamp, and peace in your heart. - Eskimo Proverb

The best rule of friendship is to keep your heart a little softer than your head. - Unknown

Poetry spills from the cracks of a broken heart, but flows from one which is loved. - Christopher P. Rubero

A heart is not judged by how much you love, but by how much you are loved by others. - Frank Morgan

Have a heart that never hardens, a temper that never tires, a touch that never hurts. - Charles Dickens

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

I have the body but of a weak and feeble woman, but I have the heart and stomach of a King. - Elizabeth I

The heart of good leadership is sacrifice. If you want to grow an organization - grow leaders. - John C Maxwell

Who has not sat before his own heart's curtain? It lifts: and the scenery is falling apart. - Rainer M. Rilke

I'm convinced that every boy, in his heart, would rather steal second base than an automobile. - Tom Clark

To keep the heart unwrinkled, to be hopeful, kindly, cheerful, reverent - that is to triumph over old age. - Thomas Bailey Aldrich

A man is not wealthy simply by the contents of his pockets alone, but instead by the richness of his heart. - Robert M. Hensel

You know when you have found your prince because you not only have a smile on your face but in your heart as well. - Unknown

If wrinkles must be written upon our brows, let them not be written upon the heart. The spirit should never grow old. - James A. Garfield

All who call on God in true faith, earnestly from the heart, will certainly be heard, and will receive what they have asked and desired. - Martin Luther

Deep in my heart I'm concealing things that I'm longing to say. Scared to confess what I'm feeling - frightened you'll slip away. - Madonna

I've never been able to grow an organ back," Lana said. "Last time I tried... Let's just hope you don't end up with whip eyes. - Michael Grant


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