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Forgiving European football fans

Open Goal Forgiveness thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

To forgive is not to forget. - Mohandas Gandhi

We need Grace and forgiveness. - Pope Benedict XVI

Forgiveness is God's command. - Martin Luther

God forgive you, but I never can. - Elizabeth I

Forgiveness does not mean excusing. - C S Lewis

A man must learn to forgive himself. - Arthur Davis Ficke

God will forgive me. That's his business. - Heinrich Heine

When you forgive others you dignify yourself. - Unknown

There is no revenge so complete as forgiveness. - Josh Billings

When you are happy you can forgive a great deal. - Princess Diana

We win by tenderness. We conquer by forgiveness. - Frederick W Robertson

Wrestlers are a bunch of wanna-be football players. - Brian Bosworth

Forgive many things in others; nothing in yourself. - Ausonius

When you forgive, you heal. When you let go, you grow. - Unknown

Forgiveness is the giving, and so the receiving, of life. - George MacDonald

Forgiveness is a gift of high value. Yet its cost is nothing. - Betty Smith

Genuine forgiveness does not deny anger but faces it head-on. - Alice Miller

The Irish forgive their great men when they are safely buried. - Unknown

Forgive yourself for your faults and your mistakes and move on. - Les Brown

I thank the Lord for the great principle of repentance and forgiveness. - Gordon B Hinckley

Learning to let go of guilt and forgive yourself is part of emotional growth. - Unknown

Everyone says forgiveness is a lovely idea, until they have something to forgive. - C S Lewis

Look back in forgiveness, forward in hope, down in compassion, and up with gratitude. - Zig Ziglar

Man has two great spiritual needs. One is for forgiveness. The other is for goodness. - Billy Graham

There is forgiveness for those who seek God. And I believe in the power of redemption. - Rick Perry

Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee, and I'll forgive Thy great big joke on me. - Robert Frost

I can't turn the clock back but I can seek the forgiveness of those I've wronged. - Richard Coles

I believe in the redemptive need to admit mistakes, express regret, and ask for forgiveness. - Ana Navarro

I don't understand American football at all. It looks like all-in wrestling with crash helmets. - Sting

To be a Christian means to forgive the inexcusable, because God has forgiven the inexcusable in you. - C S Lewis

We read that we ought to forgive our enemies; but we do not read that we ought to forgive our friends. - Cosimo de Medici

Thankfully, forgiveness, and the healing it brings in its wake, has nothing to do with 'deserve.' - Eric Metaxas

We cannot embrace God's forgiveness if we are so busy clinging to past wounds and nursing old grudges. - T D Jakes

The characteristics of an authentically empowered personality are humbleness, clarity, forgiveness and love. - Gary Zukav

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

If you are going to sin, sin against God, not the bureaucracy. God will forgive you but the bureaucracy won't. - Hyman Rickover

Every year during their High Holy Days, the Jewish community reminds us all of our need for repentance and forgiveness. - Billy Graham

Forgiveness is not a one-time thing that happened the day you received Christ. It is an everyday thing, for the rest of your life. - Joyce Meyer

I pray for forgiveness. For help and guidance. To be a better person. For the health of my family. For the world to be a better place. - Tyson Fury

Forgiveness is the answer to the child's dream of a miracle by which what is broken is made whole again, what is soiled is made clean again. - Dag Hammarskjold


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