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Open Goal Forgiveness

Forgiving European football fans

Open Goal Forgiveness thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Forgive those who have hurt you. - Les Brown

I never forgive, but I always forget. - Arthur Balfour

Forgiveness is the final form of love. - Reinhold Niebuhr

There's no place in racism for football. - Gareth Thomas

How unhappy is he who cannot forgive himself. - Publilius Syrus

Forgiveness is the key to action and freedom. - Hannah Arendt

God will forgive me. That's his business. - Heinrich Heine

When you forgive others you dignify yourself. - Unknown

Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names. - John F Kennedy

Forgive many things in others; nothing in yourself. - Ausonius

Foosball is a combination of soccer and shish kabobs. - Mitch Hedberg

It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend. - William Blake

Baseball is what we were, football is what we have become. - Mary McGrory

The power of forgiveness transcends personal relationships. - Eric Metaxas

Forgiveness is a gift of high value. Yet its cost is nothing. - Betty Smith

The only way out of the labyrinth of suffering is to forgive. - John Green

Forgiveness of oneself is the hardest of all the forgivenesses. - Joan Baez

Love is an act of endless forgiveness, a tender look which becomes a habit. - Peter Ustinov

Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heal that has crushed it. - Mark Twain

Look back in forgiveness, forward in hope, down in compassion, and up with gratitude. - Zig Ziglar

Forgiveness to the injured does belong; but they ne'er pardon who have done wrong. - John Dryden

Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee, and I'll forgive Thy great big joke on me. - Robert Frost

I can't turn the clock back but I can seek the forgiveness of those I've wronged. - Richard Coles

Choosing forgiveness opens the door of your heart and makes way for a miracle in your life. - Victoria Osteen

College Professor: A man who gets what's left over after the football coach is paid off - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There is freedom in forgiveness, and it's not that hard to do once you get into the habit. - Dana Perino

You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa

To be a Christian means to forgive the inexcusable, because God has forgiven the inexcusable in you. - C S Lewis

Forgiveness is an act of the will, and the will can function regardless of the temperature of the heart. - Corrie Ten Boom

The characteristics of an authentically empowered personality are humbleness, clarity, forgiveness and love. - Gary Zukav

Malenutrition: The practice of depriving a man from food for more than a couple of hours - or during a football game - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Shoulder Pads: The part of a football player's uniform designed to make him look as fearsome as a female executive - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Every year during their High Holy Days, the Jewish community reminds us all of our need for repentance and forgiveness. - Billy Graham

To love means loving the unlovable. To forgive means pardoning the unpardonable. Faith means believing the unbelievable. - G K Chesterton

It's not an easy journey, to get to a place where you forgive people. But it is such a powerful place, because it frees you. - Tyler Perry

My whole body is a wreck. I've injured myself so many times with jujitsu, skateboarding, football. I guess I like to live hard. - Scott Caan

I listened to a football coach who spoke straight from the shoulder - at least I could detect no higher origin in anything he said. - Dixon R Fox

God created us for love, for union, for forgiveness and compassion and, yet, that has not been our storyline. That has not been our history. - Richard Rohr

It's important to recognize that forgiveness is more than mere words; it's a heart attitude that induces a spiritual transformation. - Victoria Osteen

The heart of who I am as a person and as a man is forgiveness, after forgiving my father for a lot of things that were done when I was a child. - Tyler Perry


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