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To forgive is not to forget. - Mohandas Gandhi

We need Grace and forgiveness. - Pope Benedict XVI

God forgive you, but I never can. - Elizabeth I

When you forgive others you dignify yourself. - Unknown

Forgiveness is the needle that knows how to mend. - Jewel

Forgive many things in others; nothing in yourself. - Ausonius

Forgiveness is not an occasional act: it is an attitude. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Fan Belt: What a soccer fan uses to keep his trousers up - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend. - William Blake

The Bible tells us to forgive our enemies, not our friends. - Margot Asquith

Acceptance and tolerance and forgiveness; those are life-altering lessons. - Jessica Lange

Forgiveness provides hope, joy, and a bright future that nothing else can. - Paul J Meyer

To sin offers repentance and forgiveness; not to sin offers only punishment. - Jose Bergamin

We often forgive those who bore us, but we cannot forgive those whom we bore. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Jerry Ford is a nice guy, but he played too much football with his helmet off. - Lyndon Baines Johnson

Only the brace know how to forgive. A coward never forgave; it is not in his nature. - Laurence Sterne

Forgiveness to the injured does belong; but they ne'er pardon who have done wrong. - John Dryden

A winner rebukes and forgives; a loser is too timid to rebuke and too petty to forgive. - Sydney J Harris

Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee, and I'll forgive Thy great big joke on me. - Robert Frost

Choosing forgiveness opens the door of your heart and makes way for a miracle in your life. - Victoria Osteen

College Professor: A man who gets what's left over after the football coach is paid off - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I shall be an autocrat, that's my trade; and the good Lord will forgive me, that's his. - Catherine the Great

Forgiveness is not to give the other person peace. Forgiveness is for you. Take that opportunity. - Mackenzie Philips

Football: A sport that bears the same relation to education that bullfighting does to agriculture - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

To be a Christian means to forgive the inexcusable, because God has forgiven the inexcusable in you. - C S Lewis

I really do believe that God is love, one of deep affection and grace and forgiveness and inspiration. - William P Young

It is important that we rebuild an atmosphere of forgiveness and civility in every aspect of our lives. - T D Jakes

Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them. - Oscar Wilde

Never does the human soul appear so strong and noble as when it forgoes revenge and dares to forgive an injury. - E.H. Chapin

Forgiveness does not exonerate the perpetrator. Forgiveness liberates the victim. It's a gift you give yourself. - T D Jakes

Shoulder Pads: The part of a football player's uniform designed to make him look as fearsome as a female executive - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Forgiveness is a way of opening up the doors again and moving forward, whether it's a personal life or a national life. - Hillary Clinton

It is very easy to forgive others their mistakes; it takes more grit and gumption to forgive them for having witnessed your own. - Jessamyn West

Forgiveness is that subtle thread that binds both love and friendship. Without forgiveness, you may not even have a child one day. - George Foreman

My whole body is a wreck. I've injured myself so many times with jujitsu, skateboarding, football. I guess I like to live hard. - Scott Caan

It's said in Hollywood that you should always forgive your enemies because you never know when you'll have to work with them. - Lana Turner

The most important thing that I learned in growing up is that forgiveness is something that, when you do it, you free yourself to move on. - Tyler Perry

The heart of who I am as a person and as a man is forgiveness, after forgiving my father for a lot of things that were done when I was a child. - Tyler Perry

Forgiveness is for YOU, not the other person. Holding a grudge weighs down your spirit and can make you become a person you don't want to be. - Joanna C Smith

If we can find forgiveness in our hearts for those who have caused us hurt and injury, we will rise to a higher level of self-esteem and well-being. - James E Faust


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