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Breathing dreams like air. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Surfers have the most attitude. - Shaun White

Ambition can creep as well as soar. - Edmund Burke

Ambition is not a vice of little people. - Michel de Montaigne

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. - Steven Wright

Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

You have to dream before your dreams can come true. - A P J Abdul Kalam

Ingenuity, plus courage, plus work, equals miracles. - Bob Richards

You get in life what you have the courage to ask for. - Nancy D Solomon

Courage is the price that life exacts for granting peace. - Amelia Earhart

All the things one has forgotten scream for help in dreams. - Elias Canetti

What would life be if we had no courage to attempt anything? - Vincent Van Gogh

A nurse will always give us hope, an angel with a stethoscope. - Terri Guillemets

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

I like the dreams of the future better than the history of the past. - Thomas Jefferson

Honesty first; then courage; then brains - and all are indispensable. - Theodore Roosevelt

It is only hope which is real, and reality is a bitterness and a deceit. - William Makepeace Thackeray

That's an amazing invention, but who would ever want to use one of them? - Rutherford B. Hayes

We have a choice every day regarding the attitude we will embrace for that day. - Charles R Swindoll

It's better to die in pursuit of your dreams than to live a life without hope. - Terry Brooks

Character is the result of two things: Mental attitude and the way we spend our time. - Elbert Green Hubbard

It is not the body's posture, but the heart's attitude that counts when we pray. - Billy Graham

When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty. - WC Fields

Hope is like peace. It is not a gift from God. It is a gift only we can give one another. - Elie Wiesel

From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay

Hope, like faith, is nothing if it is not courageous; it is nothing if it is not ridiculous. - Thornton Wilder

I find hope in the darkest of days, and focus in the brightest. I do not judge the universe. - Dalai Lama

Ambition has one heel nailed in well, though she stretches her fingers to touch the heavens. - Lao Tzu

Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope and confidence. - Helen Keller

You can't study comedy; it's within you. It's a personality. My humor is an attitude. - Don Rickles

Love is as much a question of the will as it is of the emotion. And if you will to love somebody, you can. - Ramesh Zacharias

Dreams are what give us purpose, because without dreams we have no hope, and without hope we have no purpose. - Unknown

I hope to stand firm enough to not go backward, and yet not go forward fast enough to wreck the country's cause. - Abraham Lincoln

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

There is no living thing that is not afraid when it faces danger. The true courage is in facing danger when you are afraid. - Frank L Baum

Question everything. Your love, your religion, your passion. If you don't have questions, you'll never find answers. - Colleen Hoover

It is easier to lead men to combat, stirring up their passion, than to restrain them and direct them toward the patient labors of peace. - Andre Gide

The shoulders I stand on are broad and strong, full of history and courage and love. How about you? Whose shoulders are you standing on? - Molly Johnson

History has repeatedly been changed by people who had the desire and the ability to transfer their convictions and emotions to their listeners. - Dale Carnegie


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