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Happiness is a form of courage. - Holbrook Jackson

Attitude determines the altitude of life. - Edwin L Cole

Where there's life, there's hope. - Theocritus

Where there is no vision, there is no hope. - George Washington Carver

You want to invent new ideas, not new rules. - Dan Heath

Hope has a good memory, gratitude a bad one. - Baltasar Gracian

Hope is the last thing to abandon the unhappy. - Unknown

Great effort springs naturally from great attitude. - Pat Riley

Quantum Particles: The dreams that stuff is made of - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

With enough courage you can do without a reputation. - Margaret Mitchell

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

Courage is the price that life exacts for granting peace. - Amelia Earhart

More things are wrought by prayer than this world dreams of. - Alfred Tennyson

The distance between your dreams and reality is called action. - Unknown

Ambition is the germ from which all growth of nobleness proceeds. - Oscar Wilde

Jon Snow: I'm not afraid to die.
Mormont: Nor life, I hope. - George R.R. Martin

A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love. - Stendhal

Observation, Reason, Human Understanding, Courage; these make the physician. - Martin H. Fischer

Paper Napkin: Its only ambition is to get down off your lap and play on the floor - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Even when the world throws its worst and then turns its back, there is still hope. - Pittacus Lore

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

I have spread my dreams beneath your feet. Tread softly because you tread on my dreams. - William Butler Yeats

It is not necessary to hope in order to undertake, nor to succeed in order to persevere. - Charles the Bold

The reactionary is always willing to take a progressive attitude on any issue that is dead. - Theodore Roosevelt

Attitude is everything - shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll be among the stars. - Les Brown

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

The inability to open up to hope is what blocks trust, and blocked trust is the reason for blighted dreams. - Elizabeth Gilbert

Love without hope will not survive. Love without faith changes nothing. Love gives power to hope and faith. - Toba Beta

Hope is sweet-minded and sweet-eyed. It draws pictures; it weaves fancies; it fills the future with delight. - Henry Ward Beecher

No one has yet had the courage to memorialize his wealth on his tombstone. A dollar mark would not look well there. - Corra May Harris

Dream your dream; and realize that you are more than just the dreamer, you are the point of origin for its reality. - Steve Maraboli

A dreamer and a thinker understood the value of imagination. He called his imagination a "holy curiosity." - Albert Einstein

Desire is the key to motivation. It is the key to develop a healthy personality and a positive attitude towards oneself and others. - Amit Abraham

The insight to see possible new paths, the courage to try them, the judgment to measure results - these are the qualities of a leader. - Mary Parker Follett

If I advocate cautious optimism it is not because I do not have faith in the future but because I do not want to encourage blind faith. - Aung San Suu Kyi

It is easier to lead men to combat, stirring up their passion, than to restrain them and direct them toward the patient labors of peace. - Andre Gide

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

I've never been able to grow an organ back," Lana said. "Last time I tried... Let's just hope you don't end up with whip eyes. - Michael Grant


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